[Tom]

I learnt I have rear window heating in my car. I never even knew it existed

[Kerry]

I learnt that a woman built a snowman and when she woke up the next day it was gone so she rang the police to report it stolen. I dunno wether to laugh or just gawp (yes she did get into major doodoo)

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

I learnt that a woman built a snowman and when she woke up the next day it was gone so she rang the police to report it stolen. I dunno wether to laugh or just gawp (yes she did get into major doodoo)

I read that

Apparently she told them "It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by MTVN

I read that

Apparently she told them "It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

She wants locking up .... and I'm not sure if I mean in a police cell.....

[Boothy]

Today I learnt that there's a gay sex dungeon on the same road as my college. I always thought it was a gym

[Z]

Originally Posted by Buddy The Elf

Today I learnt that there's a gay sex dungeon on the same road as my college. I always thought it was a gym

Well I'm sure you'd get a good work out either way...

[Kerry]

In America they saved someone from hypothermia by removing his blood and putting it through a 'warming machine' (forgotten the tech name) and replacing it. It saved his life

[Barbie]

Yesterday. That when i look up at the sky and say snow isn't coming for a long while i'm wrong.

Today. Snow has scuppered my plans of last minute christmas shopping.

[Kerry]

That my fish scoff cucumber

[Jordan.]

I haven't learnt anything today.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Jordan.

I haven't learnt anything today.

You have 4 hours. Google something

[Jordan.]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

You have 4 hours. Google something

I learnt a new word:

Cholangiocholecystocholedochectomy

[Kerry]

Try saying that when you're pissed....

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

Try saying that when you're pissed....

Try saying it when you're not

[Stacey.]

I've learned what an atheist is :')

[Jack_]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

I've learned what an atheist is :')

[Marc]

Santa's reindeer's are all female.

As the male reindeer shed their antlers in November. so the ones pictured with santa SHOULD be female!

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Marczipan

Santa's reindeer's are all female.

As the male reindeer shed their antlers in November. so the ones pictured with santa SHOULD be female!

Yep

[Glenn.]

That when a bitch gives birth to her puppies she sometimes eats a couple, because she is protecting them. Believe it or not.

[Kerry]

Originally Posted by Santa Clause

That when a bitch gives birth to her puppies she sometimes eats a couple, because she is protecting them. Believe it or not.

[Glenn.]

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~

I know. When I was told I was like

[Kerry]

LOL my cat does that when he's pissed off

[Kerry]

That some tropical fish build bubble nests. My Gurami is making one

[Stacey.]

What glory hole means :|

[Jamie.....]

Originally Posted by Stacey.

What glory hole means :|