[Novo]

Currently staying with us

Locke
Brought in on the 6th May 0:59am 2012

On Saturday 5th May Locke was getting ready to go out and enjoy the Fa Cup Final with little doubt in his mind that his beloved Liverpool would bring the trophy home, a few people had warned Locke for weeks before that Liverpool didn't stand a chance against Chelsea but the warnings were ignored and off to the pub he went with a big smirk on his face, on the 11th Minute that Smirk was soon wiped off his face when Ramires embarrased Reina to make it 1-0 Chelsea.. at this moment in time the Patient was on the verge of depression but he was hanging in there.. an eye witness by the name of Doogle who was also watching the game in the pub said he was foaming at the mouth and shouting " Please Stevie save us again!! " at the screen before being dragged back to his chair by an angry Chelsea fan.. the start of the Second half was going well for Locke.. Liverpool were gaining control but then out of nowhere The Drog struck and Locke's depression hit sky high.. again another eye witness this time a young lad called Salman said Locke fall backwards of his chair and cracked his head on the floor when Drogba found the net with a perfectly placed shot, Locke who could now barely watch anymore carried on watching anyway and some hope in the form of the long haired jobber Carroll came along when he he got 1 back for Liverpool.. and soon after Locke thought Carroll had levelled things up but was denied by the great Petr Cech.. Depression was now at a whole new high for Locke and the Beers rolled in for him, he could hardly keep himself awake as the final whistle blew.. soon after the match he started a fight with the same Angry Chelsea fan who dragged him back to his seat during the match, another eye witness this time an old lady called Piddles said she heard Locke shout " Oi you ****ing Chelsea **** come and have some!! " Piddles also said how she witnessed the Chelsea fan picking Locke up by the collar with one finger and tossing him across the bar like a rag doll, 12 minutes after the Incident a depressed, Injured and very drunk Locke left the pub and decided to try and walk home he didn't make it very far, we found him when we were driving past in a farmers field foaming from the mouth and uttering something along the lines off " Always next year.... next year..... please.... kenny.... please..... " Myself ( Doctor Novo ) and my Assistant ( Doctor Leon ) are running tests on him now to see if he is fit to return home anytime soon, it's not looking likely at the minute though, i'll update you all later.