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Old 14-05-2014, 10:08 AM #1
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whatever happened to that thread where arista would post pictures of businesswomen with captions like "yes You the Boss,
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What I imagine his delivery lady to be like if she exists.

That's it honey...
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But Not a English Woman
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It was a Sweden Woman




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ngl, I thought you meant that you had a Swedish woman delivered to you from Ocado.
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ngl, I thought you meant that you had a Swedish woman delivered to you from Ocado.
I could believe that
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ngl, I thought you meant that you had a Swedish woman delivered to you from Ocado.

They would sell out
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Perhaps.
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Your signature can be anything as long as you can replicate it, you can literally scrawl any old crap down
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Try my trick. It's amazing for small boxes.







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No point trying to do a proper signature on those dratted things so I just do a quick scribble, don't think they're ever too fussy about what gets put down as long as there's something there

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My dad has this really cool signature that he's obviously spent time figuring out and planning whereas I just sort of write my name haphazardly so it looks different to my handwriting
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Can imagine Niamh meticulously trying to neatly write out her full name in perfect handwriting and then having to start again because there's not enough room in the box, delivery guy must get very impatient
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Can imagine Niamh meticulously trying to neatly write out her full name in perfect handwriting and then having to start again because there's not enough room in the box, delivery guy must get very impatient
especially as she puts the little circles over the letter i


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Oh God, I really can't type what I want to type without it sounding like some sort of innuendo
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Oh God, I really can't type what I want to type without it sounding like some sort of innuendo
Just do it anyway... give us a laugh..
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Just do it anyway... give us a laugh..
Well, I was going to say in reply to MTVNs post, that I usually start off too big and then I have to squash all the rest to get it to fit in
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hahahaha...

Yup.. it does sound rude..
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I don't even have a proper signature, my normal writing is exactly the same, I don't even join my writing mostly
God, I bet your signature is perfect for forgery.
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God, I bet your signature is perfect for forgery.
Probably, maybe I shouldn't have admitted that
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Probably, maybe I shouldn't have admitted that
You know you dont need to sign using your lipstick each time?

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