[Owen19]

I fainted and fell back onto the desk behind me in RE in Year 11 (over some gory painting of Jesus) for a good few minutes and the girl sat behind thought I was asleep

Also felt faint during Sex Ed in Year 6 and walked into the wall in front of the whole class and fainted in Year 13 next to the toilets because of a documentary about a girl locked up all her life

[LaLaLand]

You know when you used to put the chairs on the table at the end of the day? Well in RS we did so one day and I swung around with my bag on my back and knocked the chair off the table...

My teacher had bent down directly in front of me to pick up something and the chair hit her straight on the head. I [and she for that matter] could have died. She looked up at me like she was going to murder me then must have thought "accident" and walk off.

Same teacher bollocked me because I wrote Satanist as an answer to a question asking to name someone who wouldn't believe in God... She was nuts.

I remember though a friend of mine in primary school was a bit ditsy I guess and he would be in a world of his own half of the time. Anyway, back when we did PE in "vest and pants" he walked into the hall with JUST a vest on, had taken his pants off with his trousers and just was totally oblivious. Everyone in the class just creased. Poor guy it still haunts him to this day!

[Daniel-X]

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

hmmm

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

SCREAMING!

Iconic that sounds like my science set, I was in set 7/7 and it was a scream with all the naughty girls and boys.

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Will.

SCREAMING!

Iconic that sounds like my science set, I was in set 7/7 and it was a scream with all the naughty girls and boys.

I wasn't setted for science but I was with all the bottom sets and there were like 3 of us who were top set and it was such a ****ing howl, a kid broke the ceiling panel like 3 times and there's still holes from the water bottle, one of them had to have a headteachers meeting because they said a teacher couldn't teach and the same girl walked out of physics shouting "YOU CAN'T TEACH"

one of our teachers had a breakdown in front of us I was ****ing screeching we just laughed at her and she recorded a boy kicking off with her so he kicked a stool and stormed off

one of the teachers was a ****ing dream though she just gave up with us and would come out with offensive one-liners like "if you're artistic draw it 3D or if you're autistic draw it like me" honestly I'm so sad that we had to break her roof

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Probably when my science stool leg broke (no it wasn't my weight it had been wobbly since the moment I was assigned my seat!) and I went flying backwards, ripped the plug of the fan out and landed in a heap on the floor. Baring in mind I was in set five of eight for science (I was set one or two for everything else!) so it was like 15 'naughty' lads and me and four other girls.

AGESGRDDGFDDF

[Daniel-X]

Can't believe any of you were ever friends with boys. DIRTY! FLITH!

I myself have been a girlie since Y1 since I was put on a table with me and literally the five most popular girls and they say being gay is nature!

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Can't believe any of you were ever friends with boys. DIRTY! FLITH!

I myself have been a girlie since Y1 since I was put on a table with me and literally the five most popular girls and they say being gay is nature!

I can confirm gay is nurture, I pressed my tongue against another boys in Reception and since then I was in with the chicks x

it's so fab when girls' parents love you so much they want you to date their daughter and say "god i wish ant was straight x" like bitch dont force heteronormativity on me!

[Owen19]

Just remembered another - in like Year 6 me and my two girl best friends had another falling out (we literally fell out all the time throughout the whole of primary) and after lunch our teacher made the three of us stand up and discuss the issues in front of the whole class before we started any lesson, which thinking about it now definitely wasn't the right thing to do on the teacher's behalf

[Will.]

The straight boys in my form (they were hot) would wind me up ALL THE TIME and in assembly because they thought I was a scream and obvs cause I was gay.

I loved the attention but like I tried to sit still as I knew everyone was probs watching so it was kind of embarrassing.

[Wizard.]

When I denounced that I knew what rimming was sealed the deal.

[RileyH]

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended

omg why would a teacher ask you that?

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Riley.

omg why would a teacher ask you that?

He didn't like me very much because he was a boring old sod and I'd sit at the back of his lessons talking the thing is he pulled me back after class to ask me that

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by RileyHollyoaks

Once in history my teacher asked if I was gay, I said no I'm bi and he said why can't you stick to one gender and walked off. I reported him and he got suspended

omg ICONIC

I'm surprised your school didn't allow that our deputies were in a lesbian relationship and a girl mouthed off about it but she didn't even get into trouble

[Will.]

Oh and in extra English (i was too dumb to do 2 international languages) one of the guys asked me if he could ask a serious question and I was so embarssed as I knew he was going to ask if I was gay.

But the teacher was a lesbian so she quickly snapped at her because she knew what he was going to ask!

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Will.

Oh and in extra English (i was too dumb to do 2 international languages) one of the guys asked me if he could ask a serious question and I was so embarssed as I knew he was going to ask if I was gay.

But the teacher was a lesbian so she quickly snapped at her because she knew what he was going to ask!

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

[Ant.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

me when i got asked if i was gay in the changing rooms so i had to be like "wtf no ew!" as they continued to talk about how they'd bang the drama teacher. nasty ****s

[RileyH]

Originally Posted by Riley.

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

mess

Originally Posted by Lilbro

wait MESS IT WAS YOUR TEACHER?

My art teacher asked how long I had known I was gay for but when all my art was about pride it was sorta obvious.... and how awkward i was around him

Still ****ing pressed that my tech teacher asked if "gay" offends me. HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU BEACH WHALE

Yes and

Originally Posted by Lilbro

me when i got asked if i was gay in the changing rooms so i had to be like "wtf no ew!" as they continued to talk about how they'd bang the drama teacher. nasty ****s

wow

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

A boy once asked if I was gay in the toilet and everyone thought he was gay so I said "I'm not gay" and he said "why can't you just be honest" and I just left because it was dodgy

Howling, the same boy who was going to ask me if I was guy asked me in science if I wanted to suck his dick.

I said no but low-key wanted to as he was hot, but he was straight anyway.

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Will.

Howling, the same boy who was going to ask me if I was guy asked me in science if I wanted to suck his dick.

I said no but low-key wanted to as he was hot, but he was straight anyway.

i would never do that didn't do anything until I was 18 anyway

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Riley.

i would never do that didn't do anything until I was 18 anyway

Yeah

[Ant.]

wait MESS IT WAS YOUR TEACHER?

My art teacher asked how long I had known I was gay for but when all my art was about pride it was sorta obvious.... and how awkward i was around him

Still ****ing pressed that my tech teacher asked if "gay" offends me. HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU BEACH WHALE

[reece(:]

California Gurls blasted out on my phone during a full school assembly

MORTIFYING.