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Old 27-11-2014, 05:20 PM #1
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Your jokes have managed to save this thread from the disaster it was inevitably heading towards being, you should be proud
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yeah coz the thread is filled with Bafa winning stuff...
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why did niamh cross the road

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she is old lol xx
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Funniest thing on here so far.
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The more I look at this, the more I laugh - because it is so awful it's funny.
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1. What do people say about Footballer Kieron for Arsenal? He needs to Gibb them some more.

2. Which band came up with a song about yellow wee? Coldplay.

3. What does Ben struggle to pronounce? Haenow.

4. What's similar about Lunar and an ass? They're both Moons.
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1. What do people say about Footballer Kieron for Arsenal? He needs to Gibb them some more.

2. Which band came up with a song about yellow wee? Coldplay.

3. What does Ben struggle to pronounce? Haenow.

4. What's similar about Lunar and an ass? They're both Moons.


Keep 'em coming Mock
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What did people say about Jessie J when she shaved her hair off for Charity? That she has no hairs and graces about her.
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I've got an idea Mock - Why don't we just use this thread to tell each other jokes? Or we can let it die. No -- damn it, I'll tell some real awful ones:

Why did the Moth ball?

'Cos it saw the Cricket Bat.
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What do you call a Donkey with a missing leg?

A Wonkey.

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Keep 'em coming Mock, between us we could keep this going until Christmas - even longer if Scott posts some more.
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Lol too true Kirklancaster, this thread might haunt peoples dreams mwahaha.

1. What do people say about Charlie Landers? That his constantly stoned in Aaron's.

2. What's wrong with the Film Avatar? It feels like it's constantly in a Paradox.

3. What did Arnold Schwartzniger say to the hot lady that turned him down? I'll be back.

4. Who keeps playing Rugby? Fernando Torres.

5. Who else keeps playing Rugby? Blackpool FC.

6. Who's thicker than Patrick Starr from Spongebob Squarepants? No one.

7. What's up with George W? His hiding in a Bush.
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Lol too true Kirklancaster, this thread might haunt peoples dreams mwahaha.

1. What do people say about Charlie Landers? That his constantly stoned in Aaron's.

2. What's wrong with the Film Avatar? It feels like it's constantly in a Paradox.

3. What did Arnold Schwartzniger say to the hot lady that turned him down? I'll be back.

4. Who keeps playing Rugby? Fernando Torres.

5. Who else keeps playing Rugby? Blackpool FC.

6. Who's thicker than Patrick Starr from Spongebob Squarepants? No one.

7. What's up with George W? His hiding in a Bush.
This bit's actually less awful than our jokes. LOL
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Ridley Scot is casting for a multi-million dollar blockbuster film called 'The Great Composers'. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Silvester Stallone, and Robert De Niro are discussing roles.

Stallone says: "I'll be Beethooven.

De Niro says: "I'll be Mozart.

Arnie says: "I'll be Bach"

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