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Old 21-06-2018, 02:44 PM #1
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id rather drown in battery acid than go to a neighbours barbeque tbh
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id rather drown in battery acid than go to a neighbours barbeque tbh
Luckily im in essex and hes in kent.
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Been, got a lift from kev....we got there 10 mins early....akins wife alone in the garden stirring the mahoosive rice pot...akin away on business.....


Nigerian guiness.......pah.nin alcoholic ****e.



Akins kids maybe thought me n kev were the party entertainment cause it became a little hard to accept them jumping all over us as the aunties stirred away in the kitchen....


Star beer though...thumbs up.....



Kev had to drive, i would have stayed but for tbe into london back out to essex train scenario......


Lovely lovely people.....i settled for a 25 quid brut champagne.
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So your mate invited you to a bbq then went on a business trip and ne er showed up to his own bbq?
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So your mate invited you to a bbq then went on a business trip and ne er showed up to his own bbq?
He showed up like half hour late..when me n kev arrived it was just the women....i reassured them i wasnt going to mug them and it was fine....



He came within the hour, with copious amounts of star beer though...but still.....

Funny thing, it was akins bday and not just a house warming...saved on a pressie nor knowing i suppose...but still.
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Poor akin, late for his own birthday bbq due to working and then his mate drinks all his beer then slopes him, shocking parmnion
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Shoulda been on time then.......btw, the african version of we are the world....


10 times better than ours....my booty was wiggling.
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Dunno...this stuff had non alcohol on it.....

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Very...underwhelmed...and embarressed to say anything seeing as akin was late.....



I poured it out onto the grass on the QT.
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Dunno...this stuff had non alcohol on it.....

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Very...underwhelmed...and embarressed to say anything seeing as akin was late.....



I poured it out onto the grass on the QT.
That Nigerian Guiness you drunk was Malt/Supermalt. It's meant to be non-alcoholic.

You need to know about African time if you have African mates.
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That Nigerian Guiness you drunk was Malt/Supermalt. It's meant to be non-alcoholic.

You need to know about African time if you have African mates.
Agree with this. I think its a Guinness Punch you were served with no Guinness in it.
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Africans are never on time parmnion. It's called African Time. Think of being fashionably late and add 7 hours.
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The kids attacked me and kev right off...kev got called uncle..
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It was a bit emosh for me and maybe my feelings need to be properly expksined...when i get home n settled in the truth thread in an hours time.
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Me, akin and wee irish kev.
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He is married with kids and is nigerian...the barbie is for his house warming.....my question is, do nigerians have any customs or special gifts for someone who has moved into a new home?
Just cheer against Argentina tonight and all will be fine.

Being serious though I have no idea, I'm not really up on Nigerian culture tbh.
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