[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

but could with a squad car!

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

"Kill two birds with one stone" always makes me laugh, because how the **** could one stone kill two birds.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

"Kill two birds with one stone" always makes me laugh, because how the **** could one stone kill two birds.

If the two birds are are next to each other or one is directly behind the other it’s possible


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[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

If the two birds are are next to each other or one is directly behind the other it’s possible


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The likelihood of that though.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

The likelihood of that though.

Has to be similar to the likelihood of someone wanting to kill two birds in the first place

Either way …




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[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Has to be similar to the likelihood of someone wanting to kill two birds in the first place

Either way …




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Cute creatures.

[Ammi]

…us ladies just generally call it multi tasking…I think that killing two birds with one stone is more a man thing/phrase because they’re so pleased with themselves for having achieved two things at the same time, they have to attach some kind of prehistoric hunting of birds to their action ……whereas us ladies can regularly kill two, three, four, five, six, seven etc birds all with the same stone in our special hero skilled multi task ways….…

[Beso]

Has your cat died?

https://www.answers.com/english-lang...ort_at_the_hem

[Beso]

Help ma Boab..


https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/help_...0gracious%20me

[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Zizu

“ put wood in’t door “

Close the door


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Put wood in t’ole.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…us ladies just generally call it multi tasking…I think that killing two birds with one stone is more a man thing/phrase because they’re so pleased with themselves for having achieved two things at the same time, they have to attach some kind of prehistoric hunting of birds to their action ……whereas us ladies can regularly kill two, three, four, five, six, seven etc birds all with the same stone in our special hero skilled multi task ways….…

Yep

That’s it in a nut-bag … sorry nutshell


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[smudgie]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…’Happy as Larry’…who’s Larry…?…

That fella you take your hat off to.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by smudgie

Put wood in t’ole.

Yes you are correct.. I messed up



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[Zizu]

A fool and his money are easily parted !


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[Ammi]

Originally Posted by smudgie

That fella you take your hat off to.

…that’s why Larry’s happy, he stole my hat when I took it off…

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Yep

That’s it in a nut-bag … sorry nutshell


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… you know that I was just teasing…ish…..

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Ammi

… you know that I was just teasing…ish…..

You were spot on darlin


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[Livia]

As much use as tits on a bull/cat flap on a submarine/ashtray on a motorbike/sausage roll at a Jewish wedding... I could go on.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by Livia

As much use as tits on a bull/cat flap on a submarine/ashtray on a motorbike/sausage roll at a Jewish wedding... I could go on.

Chocolate fireguard?

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Ammi

…us ladies just generally call it multi tasking…I think that killing two birds with one stone is more a man thing/phrase because they’re so pleased with themselves for having achieved two things at the same time, they have to attach some kind of prehistoric hunting of birds to their action ……whereas us ladies can regularly kill two, three, four, five, six, seven etc birds all with the same stone in our special hero skilled multi task ways….…

I am very much a stereotype in that sense.

I'm a "one thing at a time" kind of guy.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I am very much a stereotype in that sense.

I'm a "one thing at a time" kind of guy.

Its widely accepted and has been scientifically proven so I don’t really know why its even up for discussion


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[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Its widely accepted and has been scientifically proven so I don’t really know why its even up for discussion


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Tbf you can get some men that are good at multitasking.

I'm just not one of them.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

Tbf you can get some men that are good at multitasking.

I'm just not one of them.

There are always gonna be minority of exceptions


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[Zizu]

There’s something rotten in the state Denmark


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[Beso]

Turtles head.

[smudgie]

What’s being sent to Coventry got to do with being ignored