[Jayson]

My favourite so far. Just. Ahh. Too funny. Was pmsl for all of it.

[Twilight]

My fave so far <3

[Shaun]

That was SO good that I'm still dancing. BAH BAH BOSNIA! Here's the Vatican City!

Decadence - Bad Catholic

[Braden]

Well that was long, but very enjoyable and entertaining

[Tom4784]

I sound positively Narcoleptic!

[Lucy.]

Oh. My. God.
PMSL. Best so far
That was epicly long but soooo funny!

[Tom4784]

AHHH! this'll be good.

[Shaun]

The pitch black is broken up by pulsating yellow flashes onto the stage; where three performers are stood. The one in the middle stands behind a DJ deck, and is wearing a white robe that is a near replica of the one that the Pope would wear for ceremonial purposes:
Standing to his left, but further forward on the stage, is the second performer, who wears a black Catholic priest’s robe:
The third and final performer is to the DJ’s right, also further forward, she wears a saucy nun’s outfit made from leather:
On the stage are various religious props: there are two oversized wooden crucifixes on either side of the stage; and a partition in the middle of the stage that serves as a confession booth.
The backing track starts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtuQi...ture=related); and 50G and Twilight Twitty begin to dance in synchronisation, and 50G gives the traditional RedShaun shoutout to the artists performing on the track:
Twitty: RedShaun!
50G: Twilight Twitty!
Twitty: 50G!
50G: Starring as... Decadence!
The build up to the first verse starts, and then 50G begins rapping:
I climb the tallest steeple
I shout my message out to all the people
I bring them gifts of sick narcotics
Guns, violence and nude erotics
I give them opportunities to try it
And get them hooked before they have to buy it
They just want more, they can’t get enough
I live on the bad side where it’s oh so tough
Girl you shine brighter than stained glass
I wanna make love to your perfect ass
I’m comin’ to get you, so say a prayer
Wish for luck and then take off a layer
I wanna make you do things you wouldn’t do
So I’ve got a little pill I like to call blue
Go on girl, open up and take it
Once you’ve had one you’ll need another hit

Twilight Twitty cavorts around the stage during 50 G’s rap, and grinds against the gigantic crucifixes before launching into her verse:
Boy you got me acting bad
Look what you did to me
No-one gets why Twilight’s sad
‘Cause you cut me so very deep
I see the way you lookin’ at me now
I wanna get close to you
But I’m scared and I don’t know how
So I’mma stick with my boo

The chorus begins, and Twitty takes the lead, with 50 G adding the occasional ‘yeah’ or ‘uh’ at the end of each line. Twitty sits on one side of the confession booth, with 50G on the other, acting as the priest listening to her sins:
He never ever treat me bad before
But sometimes a girl just needs a screw
I want you to treat me like your *****
And do all the things that bad girls do
I wanna make all your problems mine
Aimlessly floating like a cherub
It’ll make me feel divine
Giving you a naked backrub
All these things are changing me
Into a person that I don’t like
Wanna have with sex in a group of three
But I don’t wanna be the Vatican bike
I’m just an angel with a dirty face
Even though the things I do are sick
Don’t wanna tumble down from grace
I guess I’m just a bad Catholic

50G and Twilight duet on the next part of the song. They stand up from the confession booth, and meet at the front of it, with Twitty grinding against 50G a la Justin Timberlake and Kylie Minogue:
Everything you say to me
It’s not in our reality
I’m not one to do things gracefully
Look what you did to me
You cut me deep right to my core
I’ve never ever felt like this before
I’m addicted and I need a score
They’ll sing about me in folklore

The pair alternate every two lines; separating to go to opposing ends of the stage to drive the crowd wild. Both clamber onto the ledges that allow them to get up onto the crucifixes, and both stand against the crucifixes as if they were being crucified:
50G: I climb the tallest steeple
I shout my message out to Twitty’s people
Twitty: Boy you got me acting bad
No-one gets why Twilight’s sad
50G: I brought her gifts of sick narcotics
Guns, violence and nude erotics
Twitty: Look what you did to me
You cut me so very deep
50G: Girl you shine brighter than stained glass
I wanna make love to your perfect ass
Twitty: I see the way you lookin’ at me now
And I wanna get close to you
50G: I’m comin’ to get you, so say a prayer
Wish for luck and then take off a layer
Twitty: But I’m scared and I don’t know how
So I’mma stick with my boo

The pair jump down from the crucifixes, and slowly walk back towards each other, singing together:
All these things are changing me
Into a person that I don’t like
Wanna have with sex in a group of three
But I don’t wanna be the Vatican bike
I’m just an angel with a dirty face
Even though the things I do are sick
Don’t wanna tumble down from grace
I guess I’m just a bad Catholic

The haunting choir noise starts at 3:23, and Twitty belts out ‘Bad Catholic’ and holds the stunning high note until 3:44, upon which 50G begins to talk at the end of the song, acting out a conversation with Twitty where he tries to convince her to turn bad:
50G: So how ‘bout it? You could be a bad girl.
Twitty: I can’t, I just can’t!
50G: Go on Twitty, you know you can’t resist it.
Twitty: I’m a good girl... but not tonight.

Twitty winks at the camera, points her fingers at it in a gun shape, and then a gunshot noise is fired to signal the end of the song; and all three performers drop to the floor as if they have been shot. The stage goes black and then a black light shines onto the stage, revealing 50G and TWITTY written on the two crucifixes, and DECADENCE across the front of RedShaun’s DJ decks.

[Vicky.]

Pmsl at the latest two

Had to go to the shop to get ciggies so missed the live performances

[Smithy]

Shaun you look like an elf

[Tom4784]

ROFLMAO!! I think that's my favourite so far.

Hilarious.

[Braden]

That was really good and creative Zee!

Hard act to follow

[Jayson]

Very creative and funny, can really tell you worked hard on this.

[Shaun]

After Austria's attempts we're going to enter our family next year, aren't we Augustine?

touch me and I'll cut your dick off.

Mommy what's a dick?

I'll show you later dear. HERE'S TURKEY.

Angelea and Tatianna - Are You Ready?

[Braden]

ahhhhh* bites nails in anticipation!

[Tom4784]

rofl Augustine and Noel <3.

[Shaun]

Angelea Preston and Tatianna De Lux.

Let me just say one thing to you
And then I’ll go
When a thought turns into a word
And a word to a dance
That’s when you say no
Cause then the dance turns into a kiss
And that’s when people get hurt

Now listen here, yes I’m talking to you
Do you have any idea of what you can do?
Or what you did
When you messed with the one fatal floor
That he fell through

Now you’re in front of the jury
And its made of all of your peers
And we all know what the verdict will be
Its made of all of your fears

So tell me are you ready
To have your social life totally messed up
And are you ready?
To stand in front of a panel of bias judges
Are you ready?
To get back up and be knocked down again
Are you ready?
To face the punishment of what you did to me

Now if you're not quite sure
Of what I'm telling you
You've messed up two people who never had a chance together
But that's not the point
Because now the entirety of the year hates you
For what you did to her
And I do for what you did to me

Now let's face it
you're not ready.
And that's that.

[Vicky.]

Ah a nice one

Good job braden

[Tom4784]

I feel as though I should snap my fingers and say 'MHMMM' loudly.

Well done.

[Braden]

ahhh thanks guys

[Shaun]

HAHAHAHAHAA I AM A FAN OF THAT SONG DO YOU GET IT?
erm. here's The Netherlands.

Hollands Hope - It's Legal Where We Live

[Z]

Woop well done Braden

[Lucy.]

Good job Braden It was fab!

[Tom4784]

Ah Stu's next I think.

[Jayson]

Jayson likes this.