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Old 18-06-2024, 03:24 PM #1
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I heard one today.

"I'll keep my eyes peeled" meaning I'll keep a lookout.



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Another meaning something similar :

Be wide - be careful/keep your eyes peeled
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"When the sh!t's been shat"

Meaning, what's done is done.
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"When the sh!t's been shat"

Meaning, what's done is done.

“ When the sh1t hits the fan “


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It's not Rocket Surgery.
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It's not Rocket Surgery.

I actually changed that saying to ..

“ It’s not science of the rocket “

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…you can’t have your cake and eat it…well you can because you have to have your cake to be able to eat it…or eat someone else’s cake …you can have your own cake and then you can eat it …
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…you can’t have your cake and eat it…well you can because you have to have your cake to be able to eat it…or eat someone else’s cake …you can have your own cake and then you can eat it …
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My father has been saying 'Better than a kick up the arse' since I was a kid. It's sort of seeped into my own list of stock phrases over the years.
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My father has been saying 'Better than a kick up the arse' since I was a kid. It's sort of seeped into my own list of stock phrases over the years.
I heard that every dinner time as a kid, and so did mine.
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This made me laugh more than it probably should have.

"Kill two birds with one stone" always makes me laugh, because how the **** could one stone kill two birds.
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