[Epic.]

Davina: You took BEING nominated for the fifth time quite badly for Tracey, because as you normally do, you normally "Deal With It", and actually you got quite upset this time, why?
Tracey: Why--Well I'll tell you, I had to be--the task this week was just WRONG.
Davina: You found it hard, you found it quite hard yeah, with the manners and everything.
Tracey: I mean come on, it's just not good in my hood that is.
Davina: Right?
Tracey: I was on my period! :/
*crowd laughter*
Davina: Well that's more information than we needed
Tracey: Well that's a REAL, THING, it's EMOTIONAL... :/

[Epic.]

Davina: Kara-Louise and Carole nominated you because of this argument with Gerry, but he only REALLY lied about his age, why did you find that so difficult to handle.
Tracey: A) because I don't deal with people like that in my life, I don't HAVE liars in my life.
Davina: But it was a FIB!
Tracey: DU-DU-DAH! He FIBBED me since the day he walked in there man and that's proper lying, I don't deal with em, WHY LIE about your age?! What's all that about?!

[Scoot]

This reads like the point Davina lost interest in the show.

[Epic.]

Ziggy: A lot of times the people that have gone are the people I've voted for

I should say so, you series ruiner!

[Epic.]

Kinga singlehandedly rescuing the series after the tragic Science and Kemal evictions

[Babayaro.]

It's only been three days and Gerry is such an attention seeking dickhead omg


And I don't see why Seany gets the hate he does on here, as so far he's been really likeable, apart from the Lesley incident, which yes, was a pretty mean thing to do, but not exactly the worst thing in the world

[Matthew.]

Makosi crying about Kinga being loud - I’m pretty sure she’s upset because she’s louder than Makosi is, which means the spotlight is more likely to be on her

I like Makosi and all but she’s definitely jealous because Kinga’s getting more attention than her

[Matthew.]

Derek being evicted over Eugene was a disgrace

I like them both but Derek being worse than Eugene? I think not

[Matthew.]

I don’t think I heard any booing for Derek <3

king of being liked

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

I don’t think I heard any booing for Derek <3

king of being liked

Him and Science getting more cheers than the actual final 2 got

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

It's only been three days and Gerry is such an attention seeking dickhead omg

And that's him when he's not nearly as annoying

He starts getting really insufferable around the Day 37/38 mark

[Tony Montana]

“The Lady is not for Turning”

“Jokes are not my suit”

“That Brain Dead, Peroxide Blonde”

So many great one liners from Derek

[Matthew.]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

“The Lady is not for Turning”

“Jokes are not my suit”

“That Brain Dead, Peroxide Blonde”

So many great one liners from Derek

Originally Posted by Matthew.

Derek speaking to himself in the kitchen

“Look around this room, where the bloody hell do I start? That Lesley, what do you make of that Lesley, she’s rather frightening. I mean she’s the authentic fishwife - tits hamging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse. My gosh, hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she’s never eaten a parsnip before! Weird... I think she thought the parnsip was a vibrator or something, the way she looked at it.”

the BNP one, and the “That’s the quickest way to make an erection go flat” are my favourites

edit: “Dusty Derek’s got his pinny on!” “When I first saw boobs I thought they were a deformity!”

So many great quotes from him

[Scoot]

Okay watching Little Brother as well was a cute concept but I can’t be arsed, wanna keep my momentum going

[Scoot]

Narinder and Brian discussing Josh’s arrival

Narinder: “We’ve only been here two weeks and we all hate each other, so...”

Brian: “ You ****ing little wi— you cant go round saying that!”

Narinder: “It’s brought home to me how BORING everyone else is. He’s...”

Brian: “”

Narinder: “Not you, not you. CERTAIN people. It’s brought home to me how boring everyone else is and I want them OUT!!!”

[Scoot]

SCREAMING at Narinder and Helen’s argument

[Scoot]

Can't find the next episode ANYWHERE

So I'll just have to skip nominations and hope nothing else exciting happened.

[Scoot]

lmao Elizabeth is so two faced but at the same time she's quite boring so it's not even fascinating to watch?

[Scoot]

Amma absolutely DESTROYED scumbag Stuart

"I hope he gets ****ing chucked out on Friday and I hope the whole world ****ing HATES him! I really do!"

"I'm fed up with it! I'm sick of him! As I said - again, I'll repeat it, I don't mind - LEAVE!!!!! I WISH HE WAS GONE!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME! VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S A ****ING S***! HE'S A SMUG D***, LEAVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALLLL, SMUGGGG, AND S***!!!! I HATE YOU!"

And then Stuart sealing his fate (if it wasn't already) by smugly laughing at it all

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally Posted by Scoot

Amma absolutely DESTROYED scumbag Stuart

"I hope he gets ****ing chucked out on Friday and I hope the whole world ****ing HATES him! I really do!"

"I'm fed up with it! I'm sick of him! As I said - again, I'll repeat it, I don't mind - LEAVE!!!!! I WISH HE WAS GONE!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME! VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S A ****ING S***! HE'S A SMUG D***, LEAVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALLLL, SMUGGGG, AND S***!!!! I HATE YOU!"

And then Stuart sealing his fate (if it wasn't already) by smugly laughing at it all

This episode will always, always have a place in my heart as one of my fave episodes ever solely because it was the first ever episode I watched in real time. I was 9, and my Dad was watching BB and i caught the episode (i am thinking it was the first day of the final half term holiday before summer so could stay up late? used to have either a final week May or first week June half term i think in primary school)... and my obsession began.

And yes, times have changed. I can;t imagine seeing a parent nowadays letting a 9 year old watch BB... but most in my year (circa BB3) was watching... and we were 10!!

[Scoot]

Originally Posted by Scoot

Amma absolutely DESTROYED scumbag Stuart

"I hope he gets ****ing chucked out on Friday and I hope the whole world ****ing HATES him! I really do!"

"I'm fed up with it! I'm sick of him! As I said - again, I'll repeat it, I don't mind - LEAVE!!!!! I WISH HE WAS GONE!! FRIDAY HURRY UP AND COME! VOTE HIM OUT, HE'S A ****ING S***! HE'S A SMUG D***, LEAVE THIS HOUSE BECAUSE I ****ING THINK YOU'RE SMALLLL, SMUGGGG, AND S***!!!! I HATE YOU!"

And then Stuart sealing his fate (if it wasn't already) by smugly laughing at it all

Iconic

[Scoot]

I'm Brian acting nice to Josh and then the second he drinks yelling at Josh "WE DON'T GET ALONG! WE DON'T!!!"

[Scoot]

If anyone knows where I can find Stuart's eviction (Day 22) that'd be greatly appreciated.

[Matthew.]

The shade at Big Brother offering Kinga cigarettes to keep Makosi captivated in the air for a further half hour

“Makosi, where do you go wee wee?”
“On you!”

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Matthew.

The shade at Big Brother offering Kinga cigarettes to keep Makosi captivated in the air for a further half hour

“Makosi, where do you go wee wee?”
“On you!”

"Craig tell her I'm going to drink her cherry tango "
"AAAAAAAAH! THAT IS *EVIL*
"HAHAHAHA "