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Old 18-02-2010, 04:22 PM #126
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An English cat called One, two, three and a french cat called Un, deux, trois were having a swimming race, who won?

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The English cat cos Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq
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How do u do that Spoiler thing.
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MeMyselfandI should get ip and perm ban.
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What did one snowman say to another snowman?

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How do u do that Spoiler thing.
you put whatever you want inbetween
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I can't do it without making a spoiler lol
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I don't get it
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really? said phonetically un deux trois cat sank
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Oh wow lol Can't believe I'm French and I didn't get it.
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