[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by Mac Hiavellian

Alex is bitching about Spencer. "And I still don't like his manky feet." Lol. At least Sandy likes him, kudos to Sandy. And immidiately it's followed by the clip of Sandy ranting about the cake again. Bad Sandy, bad. I like that big kitchen. I like that it causes drama.

Lol, Jonny is a joker and Alex is a tit compalining about the Persil top. Oh look, Sandy's doing his thing in the pool. He's like a human manatee.

Kate and Spencer would make a better couple than Kate and Alex.

Ha, first time Sandy's appeared hilarious to me - "It's starting to get a little bit more interesting now", as the other HMs are having a nap. Although that's credit to the editors.

And the irony of Adele calling Alison a false person. I still don't get why she thought they'd get on just because they're both black. Lee's just in a pissy mood because he can't watch the world cup. It is kinda sweet that Adele likes Lee btw.

I like the psychologist shows (bring them back!). Look how they use their hands

Where did the Jade hate/dislike actually stem from? She's not been that bad in Week 1. I remember the press and T4 making a deal about her mum being a "1 armed lesbian body builder" so that might have thrown people as quirky but that's more her mum's story than Jade's. Sandy was probably kept in for the Live Feeders.

I don't believe Lee's words at all and I think he's gone off Adele as soon as she said she was a virgin. He's come off as a bit inconsiderate and selfish there.

Lol Alex: "Ok, who just took a crap?... No one owning up?" Tit. And Spencer: "You can sniff my arse if you want." Funniest argument thus far. I hate it when people leave pee on or around the loo as well though

As much as I like Kate, Jonny, Alison and Spencer they do seem to be ganging up and bithcing about Alex, even if he is a tit. At least Alison's confronting Alex about it. Uh oh, now she's discussing nominations. ad Alison, bad.

Lol Alex vs the world, even himself. He just had a spasm on the DR chair. Little legend. Kate is becomming a bit of a bitch atm. And Jonny just said "Ya know!" too

*Going back to 2011* Alex: "I think we do need alcohol to keep everybody happy here." Take note, Channel 5 *Back to 2002*

BEST EP YET!

LOL! Loved the review.

Defo best episode yet. Is it just me and you watching though? Patricks computer is broke so hes way behind...to much porn probably

[Daniel McIver]

I've watched up to the first eviction. Mixed opinions on the housemates , i'm starting to like jade and alex. But Sandy is really p###ing me off! Alison is really fun and bubbly (COUGH) Im really sad (COUGH) she leaves (COUGH) so early (COUGH , COUGH). Sorry just had to clear my thoart.

Note to channel 5 , i really want a big house this year!

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by Daniel McIver

I've watched up to the first eviction. Mixed opinions on the housemates , i'm starting to like jade and alex. But Sandy is really p###ing me off! Alison is really fun and bubbly (COUGH) Im really sad (COUGH) she leaves (COUGH) so early (COUGH , COUGH). Sorry just had to clear my thoart.

Note to channel 5 , i really want a big house this year!

What are you choking on? Lol

What did you think of Sunita and Lynne?

Tell us what you think of the Days 8-9 HL show when you see it

[Mac Hiavellian]

Because Daniel's and Patrick's laptops both have viruses as a direct result of porn...

Here's the Day 10 HL show!
http://www.zshare.net/video/88968746268bf250/

[Mac Hiavellian]

*Side note* I miss having the house teased in the opening titles. BB1-4 were great but from BB5 onwards it's been all these strange images. Bring back the sped-up house tour/teses in the openign titles, Channel 5!

Lol at Alex grabbing the duvet off Kate! That was a bit harsh. Did he know it was definately his? He's becomming a bit of a spiteful tw@t tbh. And no surprise at Sandy being up that early. Entertainment personified, that man.

Ooh, Sandy just did a little spasm then. I take back my sarcastic previous remark.

I quite like Jade and Adele's friendship. And lol at Adele: "Please ensure that the new housemate feels welcome in the Big Brother house. This means PJ must sleep with her immediately."

Sophie seems quite nice but Adele was staring her up yet apparently she likes her.

"I should really sit there with Jade, and the pr!ck!" Alex and Sandy are a grusome twosome. I'd have pciked Indian but they're stressing out over it big time. *They remind me of the Jungle Cats *

Lee's loving the Sophie attention. I think it's sad he's gone off Adele so quickly though.

Good episode! Tensions are simmering quite nicely

[daniel-lewis-1985]

My laptop has aids but its currently undergoing treatment and will be back tommorow. Im at work sitting at my desk which is sex.

Thanks Benjamin for keeping the torch alight.

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

My laptop has aids but its currently undergoing treatment and will be back tommorow. Im at work sitting at my desk which is sex.

Thanks Benjamin for keeping the torch alight.

Do you ever do any work at that desk lol? And it's Ben, not Benjamin. And don't you forget it!

I told you you'd have to fight for the torch back. So here's Day 11 - Nominations Day!
http://www.zshare.net/video/890054554c6ae56c/

[Mac Hiavellian]

Look at Alex determined to get in the shower first. He was like Mowgli trekking through the jungle. Strange little feral man.

I'm going off Lee. I don't know whether he's humouring Adele by implying he's her admirer or if he's just playing her now. Oh Lord, she's telling him she'd be ok with him going off with Sophie.

Jade's quite sensible atm not wanting to get involved with the Alex vs Jonny saga. Nominations probably was on Jonny's mind.

Sophie's reading Lee's palms. What a load of old sh!t.

NOMINATIONS:

Adele - Alison and Kate. She's so paranoid
Alex - Jonny "Because he openly said that he urinates in the shower, and I think it's dis-gus-ting." Lol. And Alison "Because she too, also told us, that she urinates in the shower. This too, I think is disgusting." Hilarious
Alison - Alex "I also don't like he uses the tea towl to wash/wipe his hands after he's washed his hands, because I think it's dir-ty." Ha, the feeling's mutual. And Sandy.
Jade - Jonny and Alex. And she's the latest victim of a random spasm attack. On Alex: "He's used me as an escape goat" LMAO!
Jonny - Sandy and Alex. Not surprising.
Kate - Alex and Sandy.
- Sidenote - Adele saying "Do you know what I hate? When kids chew wool jumpers." I hate that too.
Lee - Jade and Kate.
PJ - Alex "He's just a woman!" and Sandy.
Sandy - Jonny and Alison.
Spencer - Alex "Not particularly interested in solving conflicts and more interested in making them" and Alison "Plus she's got a double bed which I'd like" Lol

So, Alex vs Alison vs Sandy. I want Sandy to go.

OMG the HMs have been drinking cider for 6 hours. Alison's dancing is amazing. She's off her ******ing rocker

Another good episode

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Oh and in regards to the episode.

one word. DRAMA!!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

LOL Alex is such a good housemate.

Rubbing everyone up the wrong way.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Sorry guys once again my laptop has the aids.

Ben if you can update this thread until further notice i will offer you sexual favours.

Peace out.

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Sorry guys once again my laptop has the aids.

Ben if you can update this thread until further notice i will offer you sexual favours.

Peace out.

Hmm, I'd rather you paid me some of your winnings. Besides, you already gave me crabs...

Day 12 isn't up yet but I'll post it asap

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Overdue but heres Day 12!!!

http://www.zshare.net/video/89104823b2e9a7ab/!

Will now be uploading 2 episodes a day.

[Mac Hiavellian]

Watching Day 12!

I like the chicken coup. It gives you something to watch on LF whenever Sandy isn't swimming. And now Alex has become 1 with the chickens. Tit.

LOL at Kate boling her knickers. I love Kate and Alison. They're just full of energy.

Is Sandy alright upstairs? He admits he thinks of him as an individual rather than working as a team. I know it's a strange concept that the HMs do have to work together for tasks but turn on each other for nominations but with him he just sounds like he's completely in it for himself. He is an outsider of the group after all, and that's his own doing

Sandy: "Bit of a kick in the nuts for her! *wheezing laugh*" Vile man. His dislike for Alison and Jonny is completely overblown. And Alex already saying Kate's upset cos she'll expect more votes for her.

Lol you can tell the HMs are so bored when they're daring each other to snog. And LMAO at Alison breaking the table. Classic. "I THINK I've just borken the outside table by jumpign on it." Ha! There's cameras everywhere, love.

The tasks are a bit sh!t in BB3 so it's understandable they all just wanna get pissed. Lol at Jade falling over TWICE.

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by Mac Hiavellian

Watching Day 12!

I like the chicken coup. It gives you something to watch on LF whenever Sandy isn't swimming. And now Alex has become 1 with the chickens. Tit.

LOL at Kate boling her knickers. I love Kate and Alison. They're just full of energy.

Is Sandy alright upstairs? He admits he thinks of him as an individual rather than working as a team. I know it's a strange concept that the HMs do have to work together for tasks but turn on each other for nominations but with him he just sounds like he's completely in it for himself. He is an outsider of the group after all, and that's his own doing

Sandy: "Bit of a kick in the nuts for her! *wheezing laugh*" Vile man. His dislike for Alison and Jonny is completely overblown. And Alex already saying Kate's upset cos she'll expect more votes for her.

Lol you can tell the HMs are so bored when they're daring each other to snog. And LMAO at Alison breaking the table. Classic. "I THINK I've just borken the outside table by jumpign on it." Ha! There's cameras everywhere, love.

The tasks are a bit sh!t in BB3 so it's understandable they all just wanna get pissed. Lol at Jade falling over TWICE.

The tasks are simple in BB3 but seem to cause so much friction especially in the big twist coming soon

Oops sorry shouldnt talk bout future episodes lol.

So do you want me to upload 2 a day from now on or stick to 1?

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

The tasks are simple in BB3 but seem to cause so much friction especially in the big twist coming soon

Oops sorry shouldnt talk bout future episodes lol.

So do you want me to upload 2 a day from now on or stick to 1?

Fool! The BB3 twists were bigger and better than BB2's though.

Go for it! Still not sure when I'm back at work but I'm sure I'll have time to watch 2 a day/night if you upload them

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Day 13

http://www.zshare.net/video/8913603760951ef2/

Eviction part 1

http://www.zshare.net/video/8913490796d6e32d/

Eviction part 2 and live task tomorrw

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

Eviction part 2 and live task tomorrw

Haha, you tease! Just found out I'm back at work at leats for tomorrow so better start watching now...

[Mac Hiavellian]

Day 13!

Sandy's in the shower. Fit! Dear God, no one's ever done that to me on my birthday. Would you rather celebrate your bday in the house or on the outside with your mates? I suppose it's a once in a life time thing to have it in there but it kinda limits what you can do

Good to see Alex and Jonny can get on every now and then. Lol at Sandy: "I was a powerful figure then. Not many people would ****** with me, I tell ya." Jade: "Oh I would. Cos you're a muppet."

"I might just start drinking now co I'm bored." Lol. I think Jade's started to come in to her own.

*sidenote: Jade talking about racism. It's a little bit funny but tragic in retrospect*

I'm not even comment on Jade's Georgraphy knowledge cos I'm sh!t at that lol. Although thinking East Anglia was abroad is pretty funny

Sexual frustration strikes! And Jade's having a party! This is gonna be good

LMAO at everything. Spencer with the balloon, Alison screaming, and Alex camping it up in a skirt. Tit - gotta love him. Jade: "ITZ MY BUFFDAY!", the edit of Alex readjusting his pants and Jonny: "I'm gonna show all the girls me willy!" I love this episode.

The group have been drinking wine and cider for 9 hours! No sh!t. PJ on his erection: "If you watch you'll see it's flower!" and Kate getting close to Spencer. LMAO at the balloon bursting and brushing PJ's tie up.

Adele and Lee seems kinda sweet again. And lol at Alex beign like some kid in the middle of them both. And ending with Jade reaching over to PJ!

Brilliant episode!

[Mac Hiavellian]

Day 14 HLs!

I hate Davina's hair. How the ****** does Sandy have the least amount of votes? Lol at Davina: "Is Sandy's morning swim making you sweat?" Yes Davina. Yes it is.

Haha, Spencer hasn't washed his clothes since entering. Smelly git. That made Alex sit up. He's boiling his clothes like Kate did lol! I think that's what I would do

Alex vs Kate again. That kitchen causes a lot of the drama. Bring it back! At least kate's confronting him about it rather than bitch. Funniest moment of this moment: when Kate puts the oranges back down and one drops off.

Jade's making the problem worse and Alex is back to being annoying. Omg at Kate punching Spencer, she's mightily pissed off. Lol at "Where the ****** is Alex!?!?!" And Alex confiding in the camera. Smarmy tit. I'm on Kate's side.

I don't think there's much to Lee other than football and sex. He seems nice but he's not the most interesting. Alison's just cracked me up again: "I was thinking maybe tomorrow I can eat all the food just in case I get evicted and I can watch it on telly." It should be Sandy going. Despite what he was saying a few days ago about being in it for him, I think he's quite content in the idea of being evicted already.

Lol at Jonny dragging Alison across the floor. I like Kate and Spencer getting closer but Lee and Sophie not so much. He's already got a girlfriend and he was just getting on with Adele again.

How the public could evict Alison over Sandy is beyond me. Yes she might be a bit loud and OTT but at least she makes it fun in there. All he does is swim, bitch to Alex and go to bed early. Lol Davina's the latest victim of the spasm attacks! Her face dropped

Sandy: "Somebody out there knows the truth." Why is he always a little sh!t when someone gets evicted? He was being a pr!ck to lynne and now to Alison. Eurgh, slug.

Otherwise, another good ep. Can't wait for Alison's interview but I'm off to get pissed right now

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Originally Posted by Mac Hiavellian

Day 13!

Sandy's in the shower. Fit! Dear God, no one's ever done that to me on my birthday. Would you rather celebrate your bday in the house or on the outside with your mates? I suppose it's a once in a life time thing to have it in there but it kinda limits what you can do

Good to see Alex and Jonny can get on every now and then. Lol at Sandy: "I was a powerful figure then. Not many people would ****** with me, I tell ya." Jade: "Oh I would. Cos you're a muppet."

"I might just start drinking now co I'm bored." Lol. I think Jade's started to come in to her own.

*sidenote: Jade talking about racism. It's a little bit funny but tragic in retrospect*

I'm not even comment on Jade's Georgraphy knowledge cos I'm sh!t at that lol. Although thinking East Anglia was abroad is pretty funny

Sexual frustration strikes! And Jade's having a party! This is gonna be good

LMAO at everything. Spencer with the balloon, Alison screaming, and Alex camping it up in a skirt. Tit - gotta love him. Jade: "ITZ MY BUFFDAY!", the edit of Alex readjusting his pants and Jonny: "I'm gonna show all the girls me willy!" I love this episode.

The group have been drinking wine and cider for 9 hours! No sh!t. PJ on his erection: "If you watch you'll see it's flower!" and Kate getting close to Spencer. LMAO at the balloon bursting and brushing PJ's tie up.

Adele and Lee seems kinda sweet again. And lol at Alex beign like some kid in the middle of them both. And ending with Jade reaching over to PJ!

Brilliant episode!

I swear on my life i thought East Anglia was abroad to lol. Like by Iraq or somewhere.

TIT!

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by daniel-lewis-1985

I swear on my life i thought East Anglia was abroad to lol. Like by Iraq or somewhere.

TIT!

Lol I knew it wasn't abroad but I still couldn't tell where where it is on the map to this day. You're just special. Tit.

Btw how do you feel about the birthday thing? Would you rather celebrate in the house and hope/dread whatever BB throws at you or would you rather be out and about with mates?

I wanna watch the 2 latest ones now but got work. Don't make me go, Dan. Don't make me go there

[Rob]

Thanks for posting these!

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Eviction Part 2

http://www.zshare.net/video/8915692246bfaa3d/

LIVE TASK (THE DIVIDE)

http://www.zshare.net/video/8915613857a01c42/

[daniel-lewis-1985]

Next 2 episodes will be up by 5pm