[GoonerEfosa]

I think the two best quotes so far have been from Stephen and Sisqo.

Stephen: I've only one enemy in the house, and that will sort it self out over time. Or else I'll SLAY them. That had me in stitches

Sisqo: I would feel bad If had to give up them titties!

What have been the best quotes?

[Stacey.]

Sov: you havent lost the purple though

[LemonJam]

Heidi: Thank God for abortion.

[Zippy]

Ivana to Lady chav; See you on the outside

with a killer hug!

[Stacey.]

Sov: You couldnt get rid of me, huh?

[Zippy]

Heidi 'hi' Fleiss; they're a pair of little bitches!

on Lady chav and that russian mute. Actually, I think Heidi said that about Ivana and Steph too! She's such a woman's woman that one.

[hennessy]

Nicola - 'Oh it's bum and ballbags, that's what I said I see'....Alex looks offended , Nicola mutters 'didn't mean it was bad'
Or something like that, if anybody care to correct me

[Captain.Remy]

Heidi: "Thank God for abortion."

Stephen talking to the devil on the door: "You're a looser."

Stephen in the Diary Room last night: "Alright Baby Doll, I got a break-out so peace out. Big B, keep it real, don't go change it and try to play Stevie B you know what I'm saying ? 'Cause no matter what *pushes his arm muscles out* the bird keeps fighting son. Keep it real. Peace."

Stephen in the Diary Room about Ivana: "There is a disorder, well-known across the United States called Sleep Cougaring [...] A Cougar which is an older woman who seeks the companionship of a younger man. High pathetically if Ivana would have suffered from the disorder of Sleep Cougaring which in the middle of the night, if she didn't realize that suddenly in her sleep felt so needed the companionship of a younger male, I just think with such close capacity of the two bunks, it could be a dangerous situation."


The second Stephen moment if just ROFLOLZ. Epic win.

[Stacey.]

Sov: i love my peoples

[Zippy]

sov: I iz a loozer

[BBfan46]

(Stephanie and Ivana celebrate passing their task)
Heidi : Sit down you *****s.

[Jords]

A lot what Nicola and Sov come out have me in stiches. Stephanie has some funny lines too!

[kevinyeah]

Originally Posted by BBfan46

(Stephanie and Ivana celebrate passing their task)
Heidi : Sit down you *****s.

[txprincess311]

Heidi: "Sit down you old *****s" (to Steph and Ivana)

Alex: "Tell me about the angels" (to stephens preaching - it just sounded so hopeful and wishful that an angel would come for him I about died laughing)

Sov: "I love my peoples. My peoples love me. BAM!"

[Raph]

Ivana saying 'Good-bye, I see you on the outside'
and everything Stephanie says!

but the funniest CBB quote ever was Michelle last yr to Tina, "You look like the princess... from shrek!" hahaha (:

[spitfire]

It won't be said untill tomorrow but my favorite quote is,"And the third person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SOV"

[Smithy]

Heidi (after being asked what she did) : I went to jail for three years after running an illegal sex ring

[dizzy-lizzy]

Steph and a guy talking about Sov (had my back to the telly so I didnt see who the fella was)
Fella to Steph "So do you think its all a game to her"?
Steph with some contempt " yep,its just a game"!

Catch on fast dont they----Celebreties are really quite booring -they just think they arent.

[Patrick]

Stephen: Im the terroist

[MusicMan]

When Vinnie fell over the chair... not at all a quote but by far one of the most satisfying and funny clips yet
Oh yeah and Lady Sovereign: "I used to be a bit of a chav"

[Tom]

Vinnie: "She's got it into her head shes going"
Stephanie: "I've got it into my head shes going"

Stephs part obv

[LadySovereignFTW]

Sov: "Suck my titties."