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Old 30-03-2010, 10:00 PM #1
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John was a salesman's delight when it came to
any kind of unusual gimmicks.
His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to
get him to change.
One day John came home with another one of
his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John
claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy,
their 11 year old son, returned home from school.
Tommy was over 2 hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over 2
hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an
extra credit project," said Tommy.
The robot walked around the table and slapped
Tommy, knocking him completely out of his
chair.
"Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now
tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a
movie." said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once
again slapped him, knocking him off his chair!
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down
and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a
tape called Sex Queen."
"I am ashamed of you son," said John.. "When I
was your age, I never lied to my parents."
The robot walked around to John and delivered a
whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears
and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You
can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is
your son!"
The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked
her out of her chair.


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Did Arista write this?
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ahahahahaha, very good
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bloody awful and obvious

keep them (of that quality) to yourself
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it was a crap joke, what do you want me to say?
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it was a crap joke, what do you want me to say?
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correct, he is a running crap joke







(only kidding, I rather like rollercoaster )
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correct, he is a running crap joke







(only kidding, I rather like rollercoaster )

haha, I have a secret soft spot for Ronan
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"Life Is A Rollercoaster"

Hey baby you really
Got my tail in a spin
Hey baby I don't even
Know where to begin
But baby I got one thing
I want you to know
Wherever you go tell me
'Cause I'm gonna go

[CHORUS:]
We found love,
So don't hide it
Life is a rollercoaster,
Just gotta ride it
I need you,
So stop hiding
Our love is a mystery
Girl, let's get beside it

Hey baby, you really
Got me flying tonight
Hey sugar, you almost
Got us punched in a fight
(That's all right)
And baby you know one
Thing I gotta know
Wherever you go, tell me
'Cause I'm gonna show

[Repeat chorus]

Can't you feel my heart?
Can't you feel my heart?
Can't you take my heart?

[Repeat chorus]

So don't fight it,
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Don't know how happy Andy is going to be about his joke thread being turned into a Ronan Keating appreciation thread haha.................

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