[Patrick]

The Sun
Big Brother Flood Leaves 3 Dead.
IT certainly has been an eventful night for the Big Brother house, one that we and the housemates will remember.

The housemates were evacuated and proceeded to a nearby building that was safe, however the Big Brother house has been destroyed in the main living area and no doubt other rooms that we have not yet seen.

The housemates first discovered the problem when John James Parton (24) and Josie Gibson (25) were having one of their cuddles under the covers until the rain drops soon started coming in.

We caught up with Ex Housemates Shabby Katchadourian (24) and Nathan Dunn (25) and asked them about the flood, Shabby said it was just one heinous night whilst Nathan pointed at the sky and shouted 'Stop raining you little rain cloud of doom'.

Meanwhile Big Brother 9 Housemate Luke Marsden (23) was wondering what happened to the chest of drawers in the bathroom area of the house, well we can confirm that the death toll of the Big Brother Flood Night is infact up to 3, yes 3.

Bodies found included one creepy fortune teller who had pictures of himself spread around the house that goes by the name of Bob Righter, Bob Righter was stuck inside his box and the water got too much for him.

Another body was a parrot that was found with the name tag 'Davina McCaw' attached to it.

Dave Vaughan (39) tells us that 'The Mole' tried to save Davina but it was too late, another death includes The Tree of Temptation who was left in the bathroom to die.

We found Big Brother Boss, Phil Edgar Jones locked in the Diary Room with a note saying 'It should of been a vote to save! -From TiBB' stuck to his head.

The housemates are now safe and sound and sleeping in tents in their 'Large Task Room' whilst the producers are holding emergency meetings.

One tent was seen rocking back and forward whilst Sam Pepper (21) tell us he heard 'Oh my it's so tiny' in a Bristolian accent.