[Patrick]

This bastard frozed when I had it on lock and now it's stuck on ******ing 'Telephone' and it says it's locked and when I plug it into a charger thingy nothing comes up and now it just looks dead on the outside.

WTF is wrong?

I googled and they said to press these 2 buttons the middle and the top one, so I did and fail.

Nothing worked.

I tried throwing it at the wall, punching the screen and then I even ******ing put it in my mouth and tried to bite the screen, so annoying.

What's wrong with it how do I fix it?

[Ramsay]

woops i didnt read that you pressed them
emm im not sure sorry man

[Iceman]

Just let the battery run out?

[Lee.]

Make sure you aren'tpressing anything else by accident and hold down the top and middle buttons for a bit until the Apple logo appears... Keep trying it sometimes takes mine a few attempts!

(make sure "hold" button isn't on too)

[Lee.]

Oh and if the middle/top one doesn't work, try all the others with the middle one

[Omen]

Originally Posted by Patrick

This bastard frozed when I had it on lock and now it's stuck on ******ing 'Telephone' and it says it's locked and when I plug it into a charger thingy nothing comes up and now it just looks dead on the outside.

WTF is wrong?

I googled and they said to press these 2 buttons the middle and the top one, so I did and fail.

Nothing worked.

I tried throwing it at the wall, punching the screen and then I even ******ing put it in my mouth and tried to bite the screen, so annoying.

What's wrong with it how do I fix it?

If it wasn't broken before it probably is now.

[Omen]

Have you tried switching it off and switching it on again?

[Patrick]

HOLY ******.

I just went to do what happyland said and there was a MASSIVE MASSIVE huge mother ******ing spider just sitting there, Oh my god.

Anyways, I got my iPod and the apple logo was up.
What do I do from here?
It's just black with a white apple and that's it?

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Omen

Have you tried switching it off and switching it on again?

Wouldn't go off sadly.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

HOLY ******.

I just went to do what happyland said and there was a MASSIVE MASSIVE huge mother ******ing spider just sitting there, Oh my god.

Anyways, I got my iPod and the apple logo was up.
What do I do from here?
It's just black with a white apple and that's it?

Make sure spider's life is terminated and then just wait.. if nothing happens keep pressing them buttons

[Omen]

Don't kill the spider! It's unlucky, (especially for the spider).

[ILoveTRW]

Which iPod is it?
Try plugging it into your computer.

[Patrick]

My iPod is crying out for power [It's saying connect to power]
So I'm going to run and get it to the nearest power source yeah, Thanks for the help

It's a nano by the way ILTRW.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Omen

Don't kill the spider! It's unlucky, (especially for the spider).

Depends on the size of said spider.. I can live in perfect harmony with reasonable sized ones but those massive ****ing things that appear at this time of year scare the bejesus out of me and have to die I'm afraid!

[ILoveTRW]

Originally Posted by Patrick

My iPod is crying out for power [It's saying connect to power]
So I'm going to run and get it to the nearest power source yeah, Thanks for the help

It's a nano by the way ILTRW.

Try holding the centre and the menu button, that usually resets them.
Edit: just bothered to read the op lol

[Omen]

Originally Posted by happyland

Depends on the size of said spider.. I can live in perfect harmony with reasonable sized ones but those massive ****ing things that appear at this time of year scare the bejesus out of me and have to die I'm afraid!

It's even worse killing a big one. They're like little animals. Keep a jar handy and put them out the back door.

[Shaun]

*frozen

and whenever that happens, hold the Menu + click button down until it turns off, then plug it in to charge

[AJ.]

Microwave... 10-12 minutes.