[\PJ/]

He has a good voice and he isn't as annoying as Jedward i think he will go far.

[BB_Eye]

I wonder what Herr Wagner will be singing next. Can't wait.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by MissKittyFantastico

Nice ass Niamh, now I know what Gav sees in you

[Stacey.]

He's awful.

He'll be gone this week I think.

[MTVN]

[setanta]

Originally Posted by setanta

Legend tells of a man - one blessed by the God's, possessing the billowy mane of a young Jimmy Saville, the chest hair and ninja skills of Chuck Norris and the raw sexual magnetism of every Bond wrapped into one - who, having ravished every woman and killed every beast bare handed on his travels, swims across the entire Atlantic in an attempt to fulfill his destiny.

He'd strangled the life out of an animal for every letter of the alphabet (yes, there's a bird called a Xenop in the rainforests of Brazil, which, if truth be told he didn't really kill but rather smiled at it while it was in mid- flight, with the creature hitting a tree square in the face after being momentarily blinded by the sheer visual splendour of such a sight) but a woman with a name beginning with X had always alluded him. Until he saw an image of Cheryl and Danni on a tv with the X-Factor shining out from the screen in neon lights....

His quest - to conquer both women in a sea of lunancy and frenzied, primal dancing, using every facet of his manliness in an attempt to woo them. This is only the beginning..... he's never played the bongos in his life by the way (sure he doesn't even know he's in a singing competition)- that was just him in a suggestive pose in front of his two women, telling them none too subtly what they can expect from this manbeast.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...l-Wag-ger.html

Well, I told you didn't I? Lord Wagner, we salute you!

[Zippy]

He was hilarious in the group song last sunday; always having to run to catch up and grinning like a baffled old drunk that had been dragged into doing the hokey cokey.

Good for a laugh now but he better be gone by week 5 or he'll get my Jedward level hate.

[BB_Eye]

Originally Posted by setanta

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...l-Wag-ger.html

Well, I told you didn't I? Lord Wagner, we salute you!

I really wanted that picture as a new sig, but News International copyrighted it.

[setanta]

Originally Posted by BB_Eye

I really wanted that picture as a new sig, but News International copyrighted it.

Yeah, I tried to save it too! Couldn't we just print screen and save it as a paint file on our comps? Think that's what I'll try now actually.

[setanta]

What next for Lord Wagner in his quest to conquer Danni and Cheryl? I mean,he's already conquered every other woman in Britain and in the audience on the show, with that Tom Jones number whipping them up into an animalistic frenzy - those girls weren't dancing with him, they were shielding him from wave upon wave of knickers and brassieres.

And as for his virginal white attire this weekend... you could have fooled us Wagner.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Hes sh*t