[Patrick]

Okay I basically usually stay up until about 4AM and rise again at 7AM - I do this all the time for school and stuff - usually down to staying on TiBB too long and then watching EastEnders at like 3AM followed by abit of Elite TV.


So anyways;

Yesterday I said to myself 'Okay I'm not even going on TiBB today'.
Did you all miss me? Yeah.

So I just sat there for ages playing Angry Birds on my iPod and then I went downstairs at about half 10 - this is very early.

And watched:

Waterloo Road
House of Annubis x2
Elite TV

Now this took me up until about 12AM - maybe 12:30AM.
I went to bed at that time, didn't even have a wank or come on TiBB.


I didn't wake up until 4:15PM.

HOW THE ****** IS THAT POSSIBLE?
A Teen is required 7 Hours sleep.

12AM - 1AM - 2AM - 3AM - 4AM - 5AM - 6AM - 7AM - 8AM - 9AM - 10AM - 11AM - 12PM - 1PM - 2PM - 3PM - 4PM.


Green is when I went to sleep.
Orange is when I usually go to sleep.
Blue is when I usually get up.
Red is today's time when I got up.

Now that's 16 ******ing hours.


-Greg's 'I don't understand, wut?' face-

Something's not right surely?
A Whole day wasted.

[Ramsay]

so you just watched that porn channel but didnt have a wank?
........okay then

[Scarlett.]

Originally Posted by Karl

so you just watched that porn channel but didnt have a wank?
........okay then

That's like going to McDonalds and not getting food poisoning

[Niamh.]

Your body is trying to catch up on all those hours you have been missing out on!

[Ramsay]

Originally Posted by Chewy

That's like going to McDonalds and not getting food poisoning

[Lee.]

If you've been in the habit of only having 3 hrs sleep, you probably needed a marathon sleep like that!

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Your body is trying to catch up on all those hours you have been missing out on!

Originally Posted by happyland

If you've been in the habit of only having 3 hrs sleep, you probably needed a marathon sleep like that!

Ah right
Makes sense I guess.

Originally Posted by Karl

so you just watched that porn channel but didnt have a wank?
........okay then

Yeah, I record Elite TV whilst I watch my other shows.
And then I fast forward to the good positions, but last night was abit crap.

They had one of my favourite girls on - but she was being a lazy bastard and just lay there and barely played about or showed that much tits.

So I was just like 'There's absolutey no point in even wasting some Jizz on her tonight. '

[Zippy]

a whole day wasted?

LOL. Ive wasted months at this sh!thole.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

You will be up all night now... it happpened to me the other week.

Went to bed at 4 in the morning, woke up at 7 in the night, then couldnt fall asleep that night. Strangely I wasent tired at all that day after either

[arista]

Originally Posted by Zippy

a whole day wasted?

LOL. Ive wasted months at this sh!thole.

Spiffing

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by DrunkerThanMoses

You will be up all night now... it happpened to me the other week.

Went to bed at 4 in the morning, woke up at 7 in the night, then couldnt fall asleep that night. Strangely I wasent tired at all that day after either

Oh well that's not too bad then

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by Karl

so you just watched that porn channel but didnt have a wank?
........okay then

yeah he's not fooling anybody with that gem

[Stu]

He can do autofellatio. Apparently. Why even bother with porn.

Elite Nights aint a bad aul show as far as the tacky freeview porn goes though. It's got a bit of class. Some of them look like some fella with a mini DV cam just put a bedsheet up in his shed and got some girl drugged up to go in front of it.

I hate the ones that look really, really bored just shaking the phone when the cameraman gives us a great, shakey shot of the top of her head and her back. Sexy.

['Conor]

Originally Posted by Patrick

So I was just like 'There's absolutey no point in even wasting some Jizz on her tonight. '

[\PJ/]

Patrick the way your so frank does make me giggle.

[seanraff07]

I'd love to sleep 'till that time, I've started waking up a lot earlier recently

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

house of anubis

[CharlieO]

Patrick you are mad to sleep that little. In one or two years you will probaby start to find that sleep is one of the best things in the world.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Scott

house of anubis

It's ******ing amazing.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Originally Posted by Zippy

a whole day wasted?

LOL. Ive wasted months at this sh!thole.

you can only judge a sh!thole by the turds that pass through it

-Linda La Hughes

[Zippy]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

Patrick you are mad to sleep that little. In one or two years you will probaby start to find that sleep is one of the best things in the world.

what, when he's 15/16?

[CharlieO]

Originally Posted by Zippy

what, when he's 15/16?

Well when I was 14 I didnt really care about sleep but now I think it's the best thing ever. It actually feels so good.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by CharlieO

Patrick you are mad to sleep that little. In one or two years you will probaby start to find that sleep is one of the best things in the world.

Sleep IS the best thing in the world

[hannah.]

Originally Posted by Smithy

Sleep IS the best thing in the world

don't lie to him. one day Patrick will discover that SEX is the best thing in the world. one day. if he doesn't wank his balls off in the meantime, that is

[Novo]

Life would be much better if we could go without Sleep and remain tireless for 24 hours a day, All shops open 24/7, Football games at 3 at night, Imagine the World cup under a lighted stadium at that time, Amazing.