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15-12-2011, 03:26 PM | #1 | |||
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Shhiiiieet 2 yrs l8ta
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What are yours?
I remember once time ago, working at Dixons at that point, I was very late for work and I knew that the strict/no nonsense manager was in that day so i was trying to make it out like some serious health issue was going on so all i came up with was "when i got in the bath this morning I started bleeding..." and he replied "what you mean you got your period?" :lol: I don't remember what I rambled on about afterwards but yeah that was stoopid. he watched me closley after that
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15-12-2011, 03:28 PM | #2 | ||
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Because the dog was refusing to come in the house so I couldn't leave
Pay & display meter wouldn't take my change Next door neighbour blocked the driveway I usually put it down to some sort of driving problem I'm awful at pulling sickies, I end up doing the Kelly Rowland voice
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15-12-2011, 03:45 PM | #3 | |||
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15-12-2011, 05:45 PM | #4 | |||
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All mine are stupid, but they were all actually true
My eyeballs have gone funny There is a blackbird in my Lounge My cats been sick everywhere My Phone and mobile networks aren't working ( I usually call a cab for work) |
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15-12-2011, 06:07 PM | #5 | |||
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You had a blackbird in your lounge?
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15-12-2011, 06:16 PM | #6 | |||
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Yes the cat brought it in, i don't know how the hell he got it through the catflap as it was bloody massive took 2 days to get it out, twas flappin all over the place but couldn't fly...My eyeballs went funny on that day too
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15-12-2011, 08:14 PM | #7 | |||
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I got locked in the bathroom for a few hours.
That was actually true as well, the slide lock snapped as I tried to unlock it and nobody was in so I was stuck until my housemate came back from work. I think i actually made a thread about it on here.
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15-12-2011, 08:31 PM | #8 | |||
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pmsl @ the black bird in the living room. i generally blame traffic stuck behind learners or the bus broke down. a girl i work with was late last week we dont start till 4.15pm and her excuse as she had to make her partners tea!!!!!
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15-12-2011, 08:41 PM | #9 | ||
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The door key snapping in half whilst I was turning it to lock the door.
The cat tripping me up whilst I had a full cup of tea in hand...... tea and cream carpets do not go. |
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15-12-2011, 08:43 PM | #10 | |||
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Snowed in when there was no snow by my school. It was true though, I live up high and I was literally unable to open the front door. Last year.
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16-12-2011, 09:03 PM | #11 | ||
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Ended up back in work a few days early (but means I get 2 days off next week ) because someone supposedly got snowed in and noone else could cover (), but I was an hour late and said my baby was sick on me as I was leaving so had to get changed and then I got stuck behind a moped doing 20mph (which was true, but only for like 2 mins). Real reason was I just couldn't be arsed going in and I was quite enjoying This Morning. Its great having a newborn baby, the excuses are endless Can't wait to leave the place, and funnily enough I ended up getting a job interview for Monday (one of the days I just happened to get off today) so if that goes well, I will have effectively left within 2 weeks
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