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Old 19-04-2012, 10:30 AM #1
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Or, don't, only if you want to.. I'm going to start posting my ~best material~ on Sickipedia, would mean the world if you could 'sick vote' me (give it a thumbs up basically) if you find me funny!

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Anything for you Greg That joke was funny
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cheers Niamh! I'm dabbling in comedy because it's something I'm not totally dreadful at, I'll be adding more jokes soon, you can only add one per hour so I'm choosing wisely hahaha.
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nah it was pretty good really, gave it a sick vote
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cheers Niamh! I'm dabbling in comedy because it's something I'm not totally dreadful at, I'll be adding more jokes soon, you can only add one per hour so I'm choosing wisely hahaha.
Oh really? You'd need to be pretty brave and thick skinned to get into that!
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I think I am both of those things!

I've just added my second joke, would mean the world if you could rate it guys!

http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/1272858
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I think I am both of those things!

I've just added my second joke, would mean the world if you could rate it guys!

http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/1272858
Well best of luck with it, no better man for the job
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Thanks Niamh!!
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I've done both for you, but the first is definitely better.
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Cheers JHC! I've got more on the way that are along different lines, don't want people thinking I'm a one trick pony
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Added a new one! http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/1272894
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that one was good
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Done. even though they are all disgusting and/or offense to me/my kind/society
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I've not made one ginger reference yet
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Done, I actually chuckled at the weather one.

The first one didn't make me laugh. It's true...
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http://www.sickipedia.org/joke/1272989

Added a new one!
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I was the first one to vote the train one
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Lmao the train one's been deleted, damn.
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