[The Human Santapede]

...it was so amazing, on this beautiful island, with good weather and some good friends. Then after we were sat on the beach bar having some wine and pizza and we got talking to these three other people. After about twenty minutes they tell us they have to go, but invite us onto their boat. Ended up getting smasehed in the middle of the ocean. Amazing daY!

I know most of you probably don't care, but I had tyo share this with someone.

[The Human Santapede]

btw i you all, sorry if I've been a douchebag recently.

[Candy Annie Cane]

Sounds amazing.....only slightly jealous sat at my desk on a drizzly day in Manchester

[SharkAttack]

Thanks for sharing, Turtle. Sounds like a wonderfully amazing awesome time! Pics/vids?

[Lee.]

Sounds like a perfect day!

[The Human Santapede]

I'm a little too drunk to upload pics and i need to carry on drinkinhg, so will do them at some point.

Fom't forget to sponsor me for movember, My moustache is coming along slowly. :hugesile:

[SharkAttack]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I'm a little too drunk to upload pics and i need to carry on drinkinhg, so will do them at some point.

Fom't forget to sponsor me for movember, My moustache is coming along slowly. :hugesile:

Let's let Turtle sober up, and then we'll get the goods.

[arista]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

...it was so amazing, on this beautiful island, with good weather and some good friends. Then after we were sat on the beach bar having some wine and pizza and we got talking to these three other people. After about twenty minutes they tell us they have to go, but invite us onto their boat. Ended up getting smasehed in the middle of the ocean. Amazing daY!

I know most of you probably don't care, but I had to share this with someone.

We Care
when you left to go Down Under
you said you would not have time to Post.

I said, however,
you would find time.

[CharlieO]

Done it before many a time. Well done

[Kizzy]

Hmm, Invited on strange boats...
Glad you had a nice day ben *worries*

[ChristmasNeeve]

Sounds like a great day Ben

[Holly Christmas]

Benji

Sounds amazing. Great day out.

[thesheriff443]

ben is living a playboy lifestyle,
hope you dont run into mr big,and his feared henchman ,blowjob

[Marc]

well done ben etc.

[Ammi]

..glad it went well Ben..when Marc gets the pic, I'm sure he'll be adding them to our sigs....

..it's good you didn't get your moustache caught up in the line either...

[Jake.]

Pisshead

[The Human Santapede]

im noy gonna lie. I had an amazing day.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Are you still drunk?

[Marc]

yeah

[The Human Santapede]

maybe

it 2 thirty nin morning., so yes.

[The Human Santapede]

urgh im writing like one of those specisl members.

[Jake.]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

urgh im writing like one of those specisl members.

Perma ban for that nasty behaviour

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

urgh im writing like one of those specisl members.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Good God man, you're a disgrace

[Marc]

he probably zip-wired whilst under the influence of alcohol. That's dangerous