[hbk4894]

got to be paper round with my mate because he didnt pay me.

[AnnieK]

When I was 18 I worked in a petrol station and they regularly had "fun" days and they used to make me dress up and stand on the pavement waving at cars.....I was a Tiger (it was an Esso station at the time ) and Bertie Bassett. Luckily they were full costumes so nobody could see me literally dying of shame whilst getting abuse hurled at me from passing cars

[Ashley.]

I worked at a Café when I was 16. I was constantly nervous and kept dropping everything so they decided to let me go.

[Rob!]

Either the two weeks I did at KFC or when I was a character at Butlins and had to wear one of those ridiculous massive costumes and had loads of disgusting children glinging to me.

[Jay.]

volunteering at a charity shop a few years ago and having to use this really ****ty hoover in this rough part of where i live it was horrid

i did 4 days over the whole summer i lied and said i broke my arm because it wasn't worth it to save the poverted

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by JingleAllTheJay

volunteering at a charity shop a few years ago and having to use this really ****ty hoover in this rough part of where i live it was horrid

i did 4 days over the whole summer i lied and said i broke my arm because it wasn't worth it to save the poverted

"The poverted"

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by JingleAllTheJay

volunteering at a charity shop a few years ago and having to use this really ****ty hoover in this rough part of where i live it was horrid

i did 4 days over the whole summer i lied and said i broke my arm because it wasn't worth it to save the poverted

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by EggRob!

Either the two weeks I did at KFC or when I was a character at Butlins and had to wear one of those ridiculous massive costumes and had loads of disgusting children glinging to me.

That just reminded me of the Inbetweeners.

"Neil, I don't think you should be naked under there when you're working with children"

[Rob!]

Originally Posted by JingleAllTheJay

volunteering at a charity shop a few years ago and having to use this really ****ty hoover in this rough part of where i live it was horrid

i did 4 days over the whole summer i lied and said i broke my arm because it wasn't worth it to save the poverted

The best bit is the fact that I'm pretty sure you just spelt perverted wrong

[Jay.]

Originally Posted by EggRob!

The best bit is the fact that I'm pretty sure you just spelt perverted wrong

no, i meant poverted, like poor people

[Jay.]

LIKE POVERTY

[Jay.]

why would there be a charity to donate money to perverts? honestly you people

[DemolitionRed]

As an estate agent. I was taught how to con the sellers, the buyers, the tenants and the landlords. I eventually told them that my contract of employment didn't include doing things that could land me in the dock and then I left.

[erinp5]

Findus rep...I fell in the fridge when filling it with product...I'm sure it was crispy pancakes.

[Josy]

I worked in a potato factory (its quite a famous Scottish potato company) and a dead hedgehog came through the belt with the potatoes

[Crimson Dynamo]

collecting rent arrears and serving eviction notices from scumbags in basildon. Someone put a shotgun thru a letterbox at me

well i thought it was but it turned out to be a hoover attachment



truestory

[rubymoo]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

I worked in a potato factory (its quite a famous Scottish potato company) and a dead hedgehog came through the belt with the potatoes

My worst job was working at a newsagents when i was 14, and the perverted owner thought it was ok to rub his genitals against my bottom every time he passed me
And as a result i don't like men invading my personal space (except for hubby!)

There was also a job in a factory where the floor manager (a woman) would scream at me at every available opportunity, she often reduced me to tears, and at times i was a nervous wreck

There was also another job where the owner (also a woman) made it very obvious that she hated me, i would often hear her calling me names and saying mean stuff about me, well i caught headlice from one of the residents, when i told her that i'd got headlice and i couldn't do a shift as i had stinky headlice lotion all over my head (they didn't do the 10 minute stuff then), she went mad, she demanded i went in and like a fool i did, so i had to do a shift with my hair covered in stinky headlice lotion, i remembered giving a resident a cuddle, and had a gut feeling that this is where the headlice was from, so i checked the resident in question and she had a thick crust of nits around her neck hairline, and there were dead headlice on her pillow, it was obvious she was infested, when i reported my findings to the owner, she said that what i'd found was a black fly and i didn't know what i was talking about, she told me to get on with my work, and to stop trying to blame the residents and that i'd taken headlice in, she actually shouted at me so loud that the staff upstairs heard every word of what she'd said.

So i guess i've not been lucky with my jobs

[waterhog]

Originally Posted by ~HO~HO~HO~

I worked in a potato factory (its quite a famous Scottish potato company) and a dead hedgehog came through the belt with the potatoes

that must have been prickly - my worst job got no pay and made no seence at all.

but I am still writing as much poetry as it flows out of me quicker then my human waste.

[Benjamin]

I once worked a brief stint at Peacocks. The trash that came through those doors.

[Jessica.]

Selling strawberries and potatoes at a stall on the side of a main road.

[Vicky.]

Working in a calls centre selling idiotic people timeshares by telling them they had won a free holiday

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by rubymoo

My worst job was working at a newsagents when i was 14, and the perverted owner thought it was ok to rub his genitals against my bottom every time he passed me
And as a result i don't like men invading my personal space (except for hubby!)

There was also a job in a factory where the floor manager (a woman) would scream at me at every available opportunity, she often reduced me to tears, and at times i was a nervous wreck

There was also another job where the owner (also a woman) made it very obvious that she hated me, i would often hear her calling me names and saying mean stuff about me, well i caught headlice from one of the residents, when i told her that i'd got headlice and i couldn't do a shift as i had stinky headlice lotion all over my head (they didn't do the 10 minute stuff then), she went mad, she demanded i went in and like a fool i did, so i had to do a shift with my hair covered in stinky headlice lotion, i remembered giving a resident a cuddle, and had a gut feeling that this is where the headlice was from, so i checked the resident in question and she had a thick crust of nits around her neck hairline, and there were dead headlice on her pillow, it was obvious she was infested, when i reported my findings to the owner, she said that what i'd found was a black fly and i didn't know what i was talking about, she told me to get on with my work, and to stop trying to blame the residents and that i'd taken headlice in, she actually shouted at me so loud that the staff upstairs heard every word of what she'd said.

So i guess i've not been lucky with my jobs

This reminds me of my second worst job. The job in itself wasnt bad, but the boss...I actually have a criminal conviction because of this perv

Long story short, he employed me on less than minimum wage because I was desperate for a job and living with my grandma after being kicked out by my mother at 15. He creeped me out since I met him tbh but my grandma assured me he was a 'lovely family man'. Bollocks. Tried it on with me in his car, used the internal locking thing to keep me there. I kicked him in the balls, then the face and managed to get out. He screamed at me that I wouldn't see a penny of my pay and I was sacked.

He had taught us how to do his signature as he was just stupid tbh. I wen't into the office the next day and wrote myself a cheque for the amount I was owed.

But got caught trying to cash it and now have an 'obtaining money by deception' on my crb I was surprised he dared take me to court. Judge saw right through him mind but since there was proof that I had broken the law, had no option but to convict me

[rubymoo]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

This reminds me of my second worst job. The job in itself wasnt bad, but the boss...I actually have a criminal conviction because of this perv

Long story short, he employed me on less than minimum wage because I was desperate for a job and living with my grandma after being kicked out by my mother at 15. He creeped me out since I met him tbh but my grandma assured me he was a 'lovely family man'. Bollocks. Tried it on with me in his car, used the internal locking thing to keep me there. I kicked him in the balls, then the face and managed to get out. He screamed at me that I wouldn't see a penny of my pay and I was sacked.

He had taught us how to do his signature as he was just stupid tbh. I wen't into the office the next day and wrote myself a cheque for the amount I was owed.

But got caught trying to cash it and now have an 'obtaining money by deception' on my crb I was surprised he dared take me to court. Judge saw right through him mind but since there was proof that I had broken the law, had no option but to convict me

What a bastard!

Good job you thought quick and kicked him!