[Kate!]

The ink is black
The page is white
Together we learn
To read and write
To read and wriiiiiiite.

My fave classroom song from primary years. I've got it stuck in my head now.

Yours?

[UserSince2005]

i preferred the Chinese Japanese song.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by UserSince2005

i preferred the Chinese Japanese song.

Oh what was that?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Balls to the bakery
Brown Bread
Who shagged Mary?
Young Fred
Where did he do it?
In bed
What was his cock like?
All red
How do you know?
I'm Fred

[Crimson Dynamo]

Popeye the sailor man
Lived in a caravan
He slept with his granny
and tickled her fanny
Popeye the sailor man

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Balls to the bakery
Brown Bread
Who shagged Mary?
Young Fred
Where did he do it?
In bed
What was his cock like?
All red
How do you know?
I'm Fred

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Popeye the sailor man
Lived in a caravan
He slept with his granny
and tickled her fanny
Popeye the sailor man

I'm greatly amused by these.

[Niamh.]

1 more day in school
1 more day in sorrow
1 more day in this old dump and we'll be home tomorrow
God made the bees,
Bee's make the honey
We do all the dirty work and teachers get the money

Teachers think they're holy,
they go to mass on Sunday
They pray to god to give them strength
to kill us all on Monday

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by UserSince2005

i preferred the Chinese Japanese song.

dirty knees?

[UserSince2005]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

dirty knees?

Christmas trees

[Samm]

I saw a little bird go hop, hop, hop.
I told the little bird to stop, stop, stop.
I went to the window to say 'How do you do?'
He wagged his little tail and far away he flew!

one of my favs

[Crimson Dynamo]

I genuinely used to sing this with my pals when i was like 11 and we thought it very racy

Youtube video

[Tony Montana]

Mine was a food song that my teacher would always sing to us at primary school in Year 5 or 6.

Burgers, sausages, chips and beans
Jelly, ice cream, tangerines
Curry, chicken, chutney, cherries
Apple, banana, plums, strawberries
Bacon, eggs, tomato, ham
Cheese & crackers, coke and jam

[user104658]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

Popeye the sailor man
Lived in a caravan
He slept with his granny
and tickled her fanny
Popeye the sailor man

On the note of these;

Rosie and Jim,
Rosie and Jim,
Shaggin' along in a biscuit tin
Rosie goes "ooh"
Rosie goes "ahh"
Then out pops a baby called Cantona

Very much a product of the 90's and completely devoid of any sort of logic. I'm pretty sure Rosie and Jim were siblings, why would they be shagging in a biscuit tin, why did they immediately produce a child instantly, and why would they name their baby Cantona other than him A) being big news for 90's primary school kids and B) having a name that happens to rhyme with Rosie saying "Ahh".

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

On the note of these;

Rosie and Jim,
Rosie and Jim,
Shaggin' along in a biscuit tin
Rosie goes "ooh"
Rosie goes "ahh"
Then out pops a baby called Cantona

Very much a product of the 90's and completely devoid of any sort of logic. I'm pretty sure Rosie and Jim were siblings, why would they be shagging in a biscuit tin, why did they immediately produce a child instantly, and why would they name their baby Cantona other than him A) being big news for 90's primary school kids and B) having a name that happens to rhyme with Rosie saying "Ahh".

[The Slim Reaper]

Kermit the frog
Got a smack in the gob
For messing around with miss piggy.
He pulled up his vest
to show off his chest
but out popped a little green willy.

[Alf]

What have you lot been taking? And why didn't I get any?

[Alf]

Jesus Christ
Superstar
Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha
Did a skid
Killed a kid
Knackered his balls on a dustbin lid


Of course dustbin lids don't exist these days, not since the wheelie bin came in, but you get the gist.

[Alf]

School dinners, School dinners
Concrete chips, concrete chips
Soggy Semolina, soggy semolina
I feel sick, toilet quick
It's too late, done it on my plate

[Alf]

Up above the streets and houses
Bungle's flying high
Opens up his hairy legs
And poops in Jeffrey's eye


One there for the Rainbow fans

[Crimson Dynamo]

Georgy Best
Superstar
walks like a woman and he wears a bra
bra's too big so he wears a wig
Thats why they call him a sexy pig

another 70s classic

[hijaxers]

Lizzie Borden took an axe ,
gave her mother 40 whacks,
when she saw
what she had done
she gave her father 41.

awful its pretty much true they were killed ! was it her , her sister or both
of them ?

[user104658]

Old King Billy
Had a ten-foot Willy
He showed it to the woman next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it’s only 5 foot 4

[AnnieK]

Originally Posted by Alf

School dinners, School dinners
Concrete chips, concrete chips
Soggy Semolina, soggy semolina
I feel sick, toilet quick
It's too late, done it on my plate

I taught my son that one

[bots]

Originally Posted by Toy Soldier

Old King Billy
Had a ten-foot Willy
He showed it to the woman next door
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
And now it’s only 5 foot 4

that did the rounds when i was at school

[Beso]

Some Men Hate Eating Orangies.


Figure that out!

Winner gets a kiss.