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12-04-2021, 11:13 AM | #1 | |||
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IntoxiKated
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The ink is black
The page is white Together we learn To read and write To read and wriiiiiiite. My fave classroom song from primary years. I've got it stuck in my head now. Yours?
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12-04-2021, 11:15 AM | #2 | |||
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i preferred the Chinese Japanese song.
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12-04-2021, 11:15 AM | #3 | |||
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12-04-2021, 11:22 AM | #4 | |||
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Balls to the bakery
Brown Bread Who shagged Mary? Young Fred Where did he do it? In bed What was his cock like? All red How do you know? I'm Fred |
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12-04-2021, 11:23 AM | #5 | |||
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Popeye the sailor man
Lived in a caravan He slept with his granny and tickled her fanny Popeye the sailor man |
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12-04-2021, 11:25 AM | #6 | |||
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12-04-2021, 11:30 AM | #7 | |||
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I Love my brick
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1 more day in school
1 more day in sorrow 1 more day in this old dump and we'll be home tomorrow God made the bees, Bee's make the honey We do all the dirty work and teachers get the money Teachers think they're holy, they go to mass on Sunday They pray to god to give them strength to kill us all on Monday
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12-04-2021, 11:30 AM | #8 | |||
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12-04-2021, 11:34 AM | #9 | |||
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12-04-2021, 11:37 AM | #10 | ||
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I saw a little bird go hop, hop, hop.
I told the little bird to stop, stop, stop. I went to the window to say 'How do you do?' He wagged his little tail and far away he flew! one of my favs |
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12-04-2021, 12:20 PM | #11 | |||
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I genuinely used to sing this with my pals when i was like 11 and we thought it very racy
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12-04-2021, 01:21 PM | #12 | |||
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Why So Serious?
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Mine was a food song that my teacher would always sing to us at primary school in Year 5 or 6.
Burgers, sausages, chips and beans Jelly, ice cream, tangerines Curry, chicken, chutney, cherries Apple, banana, plums, strawberries Bacon, eggs, tomato, ham Cheese & crackers, coke and jam |
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12-04-2021, 01:54 PM | #13 | ||
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Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim, Shaggin' along in a biscuit tin Rosie goes "ooh" Rosie goes "ahh" Then out pops a baby called Cantona Very much a product of the 90's and completely devoid of any sort of logic. I'm pretty sure Rosie and Jim were siblings, why would they be shagging in a biscuit tin, why did they immediately produce a child instantly, and why would they name their baby Cantona other than him A) being big news for 90's primary school kids and B) having a name that happens to rhyme with Rosie saying "Ahh". Last edited by Toy Soldier; 12-04-2021 at 01:55 PM. |
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12-04-2021, 02:12 PM | #14 | |||
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12-04-2021, 02:27 PM | #15 | |||
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Oh no, I'm English
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Kermit the frog
Got a smack in the gob For messing around with miss piggy. He pulled up his vest to show off his chest but out popped a little green willy.
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12-04-2021, 04:10 PM | #16 | |||
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Sod orf
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What have you lot been taking? And why didn't I get any?
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12-04-2021, 04:46 PM | #17 | |||
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Jesus Christ
Superstar Came down from Heaven on a Yamaha Did a skid Killed a kid Knackered his balls on a dustbin lid Of course dustbin lids don't exist these days, not since the wheelie bin came in, but you get the gist. Last edited by Alf; 12-04-2021 at 04:49 PM. |
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12-04-2021, 05:04 PM | #18 | |||
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School dinners, School dinners
Concrete chips, concrete chips Soggy Semolina, soggy semolina I feel sick, toilet quick It's too late, done it on my plate Last edited by Alf; 12-04-2021 at 05:05 PM. |
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12-04-2021, 05:09 PM | #19 | |||
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Up above the streets and houses
Bungle's flying high Opens up his hairy legs And poops in Jeffrey's eye One there for the Rainbow fans Last edited by Alf; 12-04-2021 at 05:09 PM. |
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12-04-2021, 05:22 PM | #20 | |||
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Georgy Best
Superstar walks like a woman and he wears a bra bra's too big so he wears a wig Thats why they call him a sexy pig another 70s classic |
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12-04-2021, 06:52 PM | #21 | ||
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Lizzie Borden took an axe ,
gave her mother 40 whacks, when she saw what she had done she gave her father 41. awful its pretty much true they were killed ! was it her , her sister or both of them ? |
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12-04-2021, 08:31 PM | #22 | ||
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Old King Billy
Had a ten-foot Willy He showed it to the woman next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And now it’s only 5 foot 4 |
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12-04-2021, 08:36 PM | #23 | |||
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I taught my son that one
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12-04-2021, 08:54 PM | #24 | |||
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self-oscillating
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12-04-2021, 09:13 PM | #25 | |||
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Some Men Hate Eating Orangies.
Figure that out! Winner gets a kiss. |
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