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Old 10-02-2022, 09:55 PM #1
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Red face Colin the Caterpillar is GAY, Marks & Spencer announce
congratulations Colin! M&S have revealed Colin is ‘actually homosexual’ in their new line-up of Valentines Day exclusive cakes



In a bid to be more ‘inclusive’, Marks & Sparks have announced Colin has come out as gay, and will be sold alongside his boyfriend, also named ‘Colin’, in a two cake pack.

Still don’t feel involved? Colin’s counterpart Connie is Lesbian herself, it has also been announced.



The two cakes will cost £10

Will you be buying them?

Next: Percy Pig identifies as transgender and a multi colour sweet is launched to show his diversity and how he’s breaking out of his porky pink stereotype

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.t...tines-day/amp/
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Pandering to this for profit is insulting
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The scene in American pie comes to mind with the pie

Parm walks in on lt
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LOVE this will definitely be doing a shop at M&S this week x
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Can’t wait to see the enraged gammons reactions. Well done M&S!
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LOVE this will definitely be doing a shop at M&S this week x

They have Got a Punter
that's what its all about.


They are not cheap
in there
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They have Got a Punter
that's what its all about.


They are not cheap
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Will you be getting a slice of the action arista?
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I see what you did there
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I got to do something to amuse myself
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Not it's not a cake I buy.



Too much Chocolate on it.
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Not it's not a cake I buy.



Too much Chocolate on it.
I’m just going to get a triple chocolate cookie to even things out
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Mixed thoughts really. Number one is, sure why not have the caterpillar be gay, I mean... Whatever, surely. Two is that I don't entirely disagree that big companies "using" sexuality as a marketing ploy is a bit... cynical I guess would be the word. Does anyone buy that M&S brand management has any motivation other than selling cakes? And does that sit right? I'm not 100% on that.

And then three is that little part that says... Colin the caterpillar isn't gay at all is it. Or straight. It doesn't have a concept of sexuality. It's a cake. And if it wasn't a cake, it would be a caterpillar. Which also wouldn't be gay or straight. Because it would be a bug.

Hold on... Actually... Caterpillars are the larval form of butterflies and moths...

Even if we get on board with personifying Colin - he is a toddler!! that makes all of this a bit odd doesn't it. Leave Colin alone he's trying to figure himself out.

Im starting a campaign.

"Stop labelling Colin he's a baby! Wait until he tells us for himself!"
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i just hope that colin doesn't identify as an Aldi shopper
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i just hope that colin doesn't identify as an Aldi shopper
The Aldi version is a bit more complicated. He's actually found Buddhism and he's internally happier than he's ever been - he lives in a zen state of harmony with all cake-kind.

But there's just one problem.

You see... all of the other Aldi produce come from a long generational line of Eastern Orthodox Christians, and they are NOT happy about his decision to change his faith. He's branded a heathen, blasphemer, heretic... relegated to the bottom shelves. What can he do? He can't stay there, in that family, that will never truly accept him or his beliefs.

He needs YOU to come and adopt him... take him away from this shell of a life and welcome him into your home.
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Surely the customer can choose its sexuality when they get home?
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anyone liking this cake needs to be Objectum-sexuality which is a new one on me
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I am sure the 1 to 8 year olds this cake is aimed at are thrilled at this news
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Aw it's just a bit weird isn't it? Gay caterpillars made out of cake.. I feel like I'm existing in some some surrealist comedy on bbc3 :/
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Aw it's just a bit weird isn't it? Gay caterpillars made out of cake.. I feel like I'm existing in some some surrealist comedy on bbc3 :/
Get yourself some bisexual chips, they go with everything.
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That's 2022 for you.

The only offensive part for me in all of this is they couldn't even give Colin's bf a different name.
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The media are being so extra about this, it's literally just a variation of the Colin and Connie cakes that already existed. Nobody is trying to make y'alls favourite edible caterpillar gay.
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Maybe they will do a marzipansexual one?
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