[Redway]

I know what it feels like to be a borderline alcoholic (I was bordering on it a few years ago) but because I've got a more reserved outer equilibrium (as much as I can be a right hot mess internally) it's hard for me to really let myself loose so I don't have the wildest stories to tell on that front but there was a time when I poured a bottle of cider or something over one of my mate's (more like an acquaintance to be fair, but a cool guy) head at the club and he actually didn't speak to me after that for the longest time. Getting mouthy with someone at the other end of the till in a kebab shop, telling some random guy visiting where I was at that time from London about the time I stayed in Greenwich and generally just talking a whole load of nonsense at house parties otherwise is as far as it ever got but that doesn't mean I wasn't drinking a lot more than I should've been at various other times. It just didn't happen to be as embarrassing (especially since most of it was behind closed doors anyway). Nowadays I only drink to get tipsy/a little buzzed, not drunk.

Over to you people.