Liz has been evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother House!
She's done the practical work, now columnist Liz Jones can hurry home to her 17 cats and 4 dogs (and Lord knows how many horses) to get an article written up about her time in the Celebrity Big Brother House.
Animal-lover and outspoken scribe Liz entered the House cuffed to Dappy and with a fair amount of booing as a background but, during her decent, twenty day stint our journalist managed to turn the tide of opinion within and within the House to some extent. Things seemed to change after the Building Blocks of Celebrity task in which Lionel, Linda and Jim seized the opportunity to tackle Liz on the controversy she's caused and it was generally thought she defended herself rather well. She also held her own when debating vegetarianism with carnivore Jim, with Davidson later pronouncing that she's "totally mad but really lovely".
The audience may disagree on the mad part. Liz acquitted herself fabulously in the UFO task, putting up with electric shocks to the point our visitors became convinced she had a different kind of nervous system to the rest of humanity. She had a quiet few days recently, becoming a calming and gentle presence around the House. Really, her only loud moment was when she fell out of a sledge when her huskies tipped her in the Arctic. An understandable shriek came from her lips.
One moment which was an instant audience favourite came when Luisa was tasked with making Liz laugh. Our writer deflected the Zissman expertly, reeling off a list of life-complaints that was breathtaking in its grim scope.
After a three-way eviction battle between Miss Jones, Jim and Sam, Liz found herself bottom of the heap. She leaves with plenty of new friends, a bucketload of material and the certainty that she was a top notch housemate.
Cheerio, Liz! Be kind about us. Please?