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06-08-2019, 01:01 PM | #26 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...why did the tree fall down..?...
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06-08-2019, 01:02 PM | #27 | |||
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Quand il pleut, il pleut
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...I laughed...
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06-08-2019, 01:09 PM | #28 | |||
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Oh no, I'm English
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Ammi can you please stay on topic? This is a thread for jokes.
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06-08-2019, 01:11 PM | #29 | |||
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I laughed too Ammi.....Matthew will love those jokes. His favourite joke is "what is brown and sticky" Spoiler:
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06-08-2019, 01:12 PM | #30 | |||
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Is that why you are here
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06-08-2019, 01:17 PM | #31 | |||
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Oh no, I'm English
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06-08-2019, 01:21 PM | #32 | |||
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Ah haha. Love the stick joke. Isn't that one of Niamhs favourites too I think.
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06-08-2019, 02:16 PM | #33 | |||
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My Bonnie Tyler voiced Sat nav is rubbish, it keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.
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06-08-2019, 02:18 PM | #34 | |||
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Did you hear about Sophie Ellis Bextor dying at the home of a footballer? Everybody is saying it was murder on Zidane's floor.
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06-08-2019, 02:20 PM | #35 | |||
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What do you call a dog with 2 cocks?
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06-08-2019, 02:23 PM | #36 | |||
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How come U2 still haven't found what they're looking for?
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06-08-2019, 02:26 PM | #37 | ||
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06-08-2019, 02:48 PM | #38 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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"Hey dad why is my sister called Teresa?"
"Because your mum loves easter and it's an anagram of easter.” "Thanks Dad!” "No problem Alan"
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06-08-2019, 02:53 PM | #39 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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The Chip shop I go to still wrap up meals in newspaper.
Yesterday I got a Plaice in The Sun.
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06-08-2019, 03:08 PM | #40 | |||
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08-08-2019, 09:02 PM | #41 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell and looking at it now, I see why.
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08-08-2019, 09:38 PM | #42 | |||
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My m8s granny (called eta) on the father he hated sides, ended up being abused by her 50 yr old son (he was a single child to an extent)..he had been nicknamed tarzan for years and years. He had lived with eta since birth as he was etas own child..
however.......my mates dad was in a family with 13 children so was offoaded with 4 of his brothers to live with eta and tarzan. Anyway years down the line it came out tarzan who was still living at home, just him and his mum did this....swept under the carpet but that's shame for you..but my mate told me on the same day as that volcano erupted...... So I blurted out, as we were both on acid or exstacy....probably both..... What's the difference between tarzan and a volcano? A volcano gets called mount etna, but tarzan just mounts eta. Took us hours to come down from that one. |
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13-08-2019, 07:34 AM | #43 | |||
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I was in a restaurant in Paris and ordered the 'Napoleon Chicken.'
When the dish arrived, I was surprised to find very little meat on it, and it was mainly carcass. I asked the waiter why, and he said 'We only use the 'Boneypart' |
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13-08-2019, 01:11 PM | #44 | |||
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Just saw a dyslexic yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.
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11-09-2019, 09:28 PM | #45 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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Got asked the time by a Yodel delivery driver earlier.
I told him it was sometime between 8am and 6pm.
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11-09-2019, 09:34 PM | #46 | |||
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Ammi..
I wish I could be bothered to make my tartan paint punchline joke..but it's way way to long...and late I enjoyed yours and will go to sleep smiling about it. |
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11-09-2019, 09:40 PM | #47 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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You can't spell advertisements without putting the ‘semen’ between the ‘tits’.
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11-09-2019, 09:42 PM | #48 | |||
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I shall use that on Tony tomorrow morning, first thing...
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11-09-2019, 09:51 PM | #49 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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11-09-2019, 09:51 PM | #50 | |||
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The other Shaun :)
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Never trust an Electrician with fuzzy hair.
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