Little things that really irritate you.

[Smithy]

rushing to the ban list each time it's posted in, only to see it's some random ass member who only posts in the BB section

[Smithy]

actually that's more a disappointment, not an irritation, we need a little things that really disappoint you thread

[Black Dagger]

You know what really annoys me?

When people open the cereal from both sides, so when I go to open it, it goes everywhere... WTF.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

The new xfactor marks and spencers ad. Shush the lot of you just shush

[GypsyGoth]

The new xfactor marks and spencers ad. Shush the lot of you just shush

:laugh:

They edited Frankie out of that.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:laugh:

They edited Frankie out of that.

Did they! Lol good! :dance:

[King Gizzard]

& the 2 that went on sunday for some bizarre reason

[Kerry]

:laugh:

They edited Frankie out of that.

Nice one

[Kerry]

& the 2 that went on sunday for some bizarre reason

Johnny is in it. But I think he just kinda woohooo's

[Kerry]

Papercuts. Or a splinter. I can't tell which it is but it's sore

[Smithy]

When someone feels the need to quote almost every post in a thread and respond to each person individually, im not talking about just multi quoting instead, i just mean, i don't want to read your opinion/irrelevant comment to every one else's post

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Vicky.]

Was so tempted to quote every post on this page

But when it came to it I couldnt be arsed.

[Kerry]

Poorly feet :(

Gonna have to go to the docs. I HATE the docs :bawling:

[Visage]

Motorbikes with loud engines that almost deafen you.

[MTVN]

These stupid Facebook newspaper apps, I couldn't care less what articles my friends are reading and it's always at the top of my news feed for some reason :bored:

[Smithy]

the ;) smiley in general, people who use it must die

[Jordan.]

:joker:

[Locke.]

Quagmire

[Smithy]

making a thread and just posting a link in the OP rather than quoting the article

[Callum]

When you record something and it misses the first few minutes of the programme :bored:

[Kerry]

When you record something and it misses the first few minutes of the programme :bored:

Or last :bawling:

[Visage]

Or last :bawling:

That's the worst.

It happened a few weeks ago on BB right when Brian was about to announce who was the next person to be evicted then it stopped!

I shot up off my seat quicker than lottery winner seeing their numbers on the screen..

[Kerry]

That's the worst.

It happened a few weeks ago on BB right when Brian was about to announce who was the next person to be evicted then it stopped!

I shot up off my seat quicker than lottery winner seeing their numbers on the screen..

I had the same with a different show (Masterchef - dear Lord) when one was due to go. The bloody thing just stopped at the exact "and the person leaving us is............" OFF http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/2.gif

[Jordan.]

The bird is the word episode of Family Guy + the fact it's on almost everyweek.

[Kerry]

Standing on a stone with no shoes on :bawling:

[Kerry]

My dog laying under my feet and farting for England :yuk:

[Kerry]

Oh my dear good God they are making my eyes water....

[Smithy]

Dropping the toilet roll down the toilet

[Kerry]

Dropping the toilet roll down the toilet

I nearly did that the other day. I did a save worthy of an international goalie to save it :laugh2:

[Shaun]

none of the girls I live with know how to put a new one in the holder :bored: it's not rocket science.

a list of housesharing irritations
- being forced to constantly socialise and not have alone-time
- absolutely noone else here bothering to do the dishes [except once in a blue moon]... dishes are my main gripe. I can't stand to do them, let alone when the sink is full and you have to unload it before you can begin.
- noone really bothering to fork up for stuff that everyone needs to use: toilet roll, washing up liquid, utensils, appliances... i spent like £50 last month on a bin and some other stuff and not one of them contributed.
- queueing for the washing machine. and the cheeky ***** from downstairs, who have their own, using ours without asking. i swear down i will slap them if it persists.

[Kerry]

I hate the sink thing plus when plates aren't rinsed http://bestsmileys.com/angry1/2.gif

[King Gizzard]

I'm the worst person in the world when it comes to doing dishes and ironing

Everything else I'll do in a flash

[Kerry]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores009.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

[Locke.]

I have not once in my life done the dishes, I think I will make it a life goal never to do them

[Kerry]

I have not once in my life done the dishes, I think I will make it a life goal never to do them

:nono:

Not even washed a cup or plate?

[Locke.]

I washed a spoon the other day but that's about it

[King Gizzard]

Yeah when it's an emergency and you don't have a spoon for your yoghurt then you have to take the plunge into the world of washing

[Kerry]

I washed a spoon the other day but that's about it

:joker:

[Kerry]

Yeah when it's an emergency and you don't have a spoon for your yoghurt then you have to take the plunge into the world of washing

Don't be silly

He could have drank it

[Kerry]

When you watch the news/weather and they tell you the forecast for outer Mongolia

[King Gizzard]

They didn't really tell you the weather for outer Mongolia though did they

[Kerry]

They didn't really tell you the weather for outer Mongolia though did they

I presume so. They covered the world

[Kerry]

And I've still no idea what the weathers gonna do

[Smithy]

My mum saying she doesn't want anything for xmas :nono: I'd like to see her face if i didn't actually get her anything

[Kerry]

When you get one of those shivers that go through your body

[HBB1508]

Sorry need to rant - my bliddy work colleagues that keep interrupting me when I am trying to get something done that I need to think about just because they have nothing to do they think I haven't and it is really getting up my nose - sorry rant over :)

[Visage]

When you get one of those shivers that go through your body

I love them...:D

[Kerry]

Hate it when SKY+ goes to less than 50% free space. I have no idea why but it bugs me :laugh:

[Lee.]

Kerry, my OH has a thing about that..:)

[Kerry]

Kerry, my OH has a thing about that..:)

I've no idea why I do it. I also feel so satisfied when I delete something and I get more space :laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

Angel delight being lumpy

[Kerry]

Angel delight being lumpy

Buy mousse. It's easier

[King Gizzard]

oh god, i think this angel delight was old now i feel awful

Only food i had in though :joker:

[Vicky.]

Gavin when hes asleep (though he does irritate me when awake too usually) :mad:

Went to the loo, come back and hes diagonal across the bed, so try to shove him back over...he grunts at me, turns over then sticks his arse right out onto my side so I literally am shoved into the top corner of the bed now :bored:

[Kerry]

Worse when blokes have had a drink cos there's no reasoning

[Kerry]

Dog farts

Painful feet (infact agonising) and shoulders

When you can't think of someones name

Ignorance about Staffies

When you put two socks in the washer and it eats one

[Kerry]

Oh and when you put something clean on and get something on it straight away :bawling:

Or when you scuff/muck new shoes

[King Gizzard]

tsk

[Kerry]

tsk

What? I'm having a grumble


I remember I got some new trainers once and some twat stood on them (deliberate). I nearly decked him

[King Gizzard]

what stopped you?

[Kerry]

He ran away

[King Gizzard]

Daylight

[King Gizzard]

How I use to like weetabix now theyre awful

[Kerry]

It's not light yet

[Kerry]

How I use to like weetabix now theyre awful

I used to heap about 3 tablespoons of sugar on them

[King Gizzard]

Yeahhh I ate them everyday for breakfast and it made me absolutely hate them now, I miss them :bawling:

[Kerry]

CoCo Pops are the future :love:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That I like the new one direction song! I watched the x factor performance back and let's be honest for boyband standard, vocally I think they killed it! They've def grown and listened to my advice...to keep watching. Backstreet boys videos to learn about harmonizing. They no longer sound like one voice :D

[Kerry]

Hiccups

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrr

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I truly appreciate gary barlows children in need single but oh my dais how dare all those "artists" murder a classic like massive attacks teardrop. Naw can't stand it and to have tulisa singing lead..naw man naw :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

Urban music is awful in general

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when im walking the dogs and they do a poo and its sloppy so its really hard to pick up

[InOne]

People who post pics of their baby bumps on facebook :bored:

[Vicky.]

People who post pics of their baby bumps on facebook :bored:

Whats worse is people creating facebook accounts for their unborn children :bored:

[InOne]

Whats worse is people creating facebook accounts for their unborn children :bored:

Yeah it's just creepy, especially when they start talking for the child too D:

[Josy]

People who post pics of their baby bumps on facebook :bored:

Whats worse is people creating facebook accounts for their unborn children :bored:

Yeah both of these and people who have OTHER PEOPLES scan pictures as their profile pic.

[Locke.]

Ugly girls uploading pictures of themselves in bikinis on facebook

[Jords]

My dog being sold today, absolutely fuming with my parents and have said a few things which have made it so awkward but they knew how attached I had gotten to the fella. I know it sounds stupid but when I had a sh!t day I couldnt wait to get home and have a mess about with him... enjoyed his 'company' a lot and I hope his new family look after him OK. Such a lovely dog, pathetic reasoning in selling him. God sake :(

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why did they sell him thats awful :sad:

[Jords]

He did the occasional wee in the morning (once sometimes twice a week) but other than that there is absolutely no reason. They just argued because of him for the sake of it imo :bored:

Called my mum a spoilt bitch, never sworn at my parents before feel pretty bad because I think I really upset her but Im just so angry.

[Vicky.]

Will never forget the first time I swore at my parents...

I called my mum a ****** after she took a huff over me getting my eyebrow pierced and cut the plugs of EVERYTHING in my room...

She pinned me against the wall by my throat and we nearly had a physical fight, until my brother who was like 4 at the time came in and started crying, then we both chilled.

After this, oddly enough, our relationship was better :crazy:

[Jords]

Its really awkward right now lol

It wasnt a definite sale, my dad told me this morning say bye to the dog just in case he goes today, pissed me right off and I practically begged him not to. Anyway he took my brother to school first so I opened the door and he came running to me all excited and I felt heart-broken and began crying and he saw this when he came back to pick me up. I had a smidgen of hope that hed phone up mum to say how us (brother had a sob too) wanted to keep him so badly. Anyway when mum picked me up from school it was silence so either hed gone and she hadnt the guts to tell me or hed stayed and she was pissed she didnt get her own way :rolleyes:
But yeah, when we pulled up I saw he had gone and turned round right in her face and said 'Well I hope youre happy now you spoilt bitch' and she just looked at me like 'wtf did you just say to me' and I went straight to my bedroom and she drove off again (shes back now).

[Tom]

Yeah it's just creepy, especially when they start talking for the child too D:

I dont understand people who make Facebook accounts for their pets

Will never forget the first time I swore at my parents...

I called my mum a ****** after she took a huff over me getting my eyebrow pierced and cut the plugs of EVERYTHING in my room...

She pinned me against the wall by my throat and we nearly had a physical fight, until my brother who was like 4 at the time came in and started crying, then we both chilled.

After this, oddly enough, our relationship was better :crazy:

The old plug trick :joker: my mum did that to me when I was about 8 because I spat on the next door neighbours kid, but he broke my bike. I'll never forgive him for that

[Niamh.]

My dog being sold today, absolutely fuming with my parents and have said a few things which have made it so awkward but they knew how attached I had gotten to the fella. I know it sounds stupid but when I had a sh!t day I couldnt wait to get home and have a mess about with him... enjoyed his 'company' a lot and I hope his new family look after him OK. Such a lovely dog, pathetic reasoning in selling him. God sake :(

aww :hug: was that the rottweiler?

[Jords]

aww :hug: was that the rottweiler?

No he was put down a couple of months ago :(

This was Herbie the lil Basset Hound :/

[Niamh.]

No he was put down a couple of months ago :(

This was Herbie the lil Basset Hound :/

Oh I'm sorry to hear that, he was only young as well wasn't he? (the rottie)

Hopefully he'll have gone to a good home Jordy, I can see why you're angry though :(

[Jords]

Oh I'm sorry to hear that, he was only young as well wasn't he? (the rottie)

Hopefully he'll have gone to a good home Jordy, I can see why you're angry though :(

Nope that was Saxon, he was 10 :)

We sold Cruz (:rolleyes: :rolleyes:) in May this year.

[Niamh.]

Nope that was Saxon, he was 10 :)

We sold Cruz (:rolleyes: :rolleyes:) in May this year.

ah yeah, it was the younger one I was thinking of, the one you posted a picture of on fb, he was gorgeous. How come you sold him?

[Jords]

ah yeah, it was the younger one I was thinking of, the one you posted a picture of on fb, he was gorgeous. How come you sold him?

We were going through a particularly bad patch and I think they didnt have the time and needed a bit of money, I do understand that 1.

[Niamh.]

We were going through a particularly bad patch and I think they didnt have the time and needed a bit of money, I do understand that 1.

fair enough then, it's horrible when you get attached to a dog having to lose it though

[Suze]

Its really awkward right now lol

It wasnt a definite sale, my dad told me this morning say bye to the dog just in case he goes today, pissed me right off and I practically begged him not to. Anyway he took my brother to school first so I opened the door and he came running to me all excited and I felt heart-broken and began crying and he saw this when he came back to pick me up. I had a smidgen of hope that hed phone up mum to say how us (brother had a sob too) wanted to keep him so badly. Anyway when mum picked me up from school it was silence so either hed gone and she hadnt the guts to tell me or hed stayed and she was pissed she didnt get her own way :rolleyes:
But yeah, when we pulled up I saw he had gone and turned round right in her face and said 'Well I hope youre happy now you spoilt bitch' and she just looked at me like 'wtf did you just say to me' and I went straight to my bedroom and she drove off again (shes back now).

Oh gawd, you must be heartbroken :( :hug:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Oh man sorry about your dog jords. :( at least he's going to go into a home. A good one I hope.

Its better than what happened to the dog we had when I was little. Don't know what kind it was. Anyway we had him since he was little. He was called albator. He began to be troublesome as he grew, barking too much and other things don't remember but that's when my mum and dad began to call him maudit (french for cursed) anyway they actually just decided one day to abandon him near a dumbster cause they couldn't deal with him anymore
It broke my heart then especially when a few weeks after I saw him dirty roaming about the streets, thinner. It broke my heart, still does, can still remember his face. :(

But anyway I'm now scared of dogs and the reason is because of the other dog we had who chewed a friends back of the leg off. His name was capi named after capi relax hair product lol

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Urban music is awful in general

I was watching the rnb chart the other day and oh my god what a mess! What they call rnb today is vile! Most of the songs on there are crap and not proper rnb. For example that scherzinger song don't hold your breath is not rnb to me. Seems to me if there's a black guy or girl in a song they just going to call it rnb even if its clearly just pop

[Kerry]

Camera battery conking as I wanted to take a pic or 20 :bawling:

[Smithy]

having a dump then realizing there's no toilet paper

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked: :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

having a dump then realizing there's no toilet paper

What did you do then :suspect:

[Josy]

having a dump then realizing there's no toilet paper

What did you do then :suspect:

:joker::joker:

[Locke.]

He is probably still sitting there while his mum is running down to the 24 hour asda

[Brother Leon]

People in front of you who take long to get on the bus. Can't you see it is frickign freezing and I wanna get home sometime today??
:joker: *angryface*

[Kerry]

He is probably still sitting there while his mum is running down to the 24 hour asda

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

Whenever my dog is in fart mode, he sits with me :mad:

[Claymores]

Whenever my dog is in fart mode, he sits with me :mad:

Cats are less trouble, don't smell bad, don't slaver on you and even go to the trouble of hiding their own poos rather than you having to touch them via a baggie - it is yer own fault for putting-up with a dog

[Kerry]

Cats are less trouble, don't smell bad, don't slaver on you and even go to the trouble of hiding their own poos rather than you having to touch them via a baggie - it is yer own fault for putting-up with a dog

I have a cat

[Claymores]

I have a cat

OOPS - I forgot that Kers - see - the cat doesn't fart on you or smell awful!!!!

[Kerry]

OOPS - I forgot that Kers - see - the cat doesn't fart on you or smell awful!!!!

Maybe not. But I clean his litter tray

And I'll forgive the farts for dog loyalty :love:

[Claymores]

I don't have a cat anymore but the thing of cleaning the litter tray used to make me puke! I watched The Gadget Show one week and they had an automatic one for only aboots $600 that did it for you............if I save my pennies for this first I can maybe have another cat! Only problem is that I've run out of names...........always call them by top cat's gang. Chooch and Spook were good names, but Fancy or Benny the Ball would be a bit dodgy!!!

[Kerry]

Tee Cee

[Claymores]

Tee Cee

I like that idea muchly - thanks for idea - I'll have to go get a suitable candidate from a shelter now

[Kerry]

I like that idea muchly - thanks for idea - I'll have to go get a suitable candidate from a shelter now

:)

[Claymores]

I'm now toying with the idea of getting 2 from the shelter and calling one Tee Cee, the other Dibble (as is Officer dibble :hugesmile:)

[Kerry]

Biting into your fork when eating :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

even the thought of that makes me uneasy D:

I use plastic cutlery I hate it that much

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

-I officially hate Katy perry for having fine azz Diego Luna as her lead in her new video.

-that I sound like a wolf when I sing one directione's gotta be you

-that I can never remember my bloody password and username on tfl. gov

[King Gizzard]

the female liger.gov

[Visage]

This!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQyU-ADVDH2psd0vt4l9M8qv9WwBNgdhNhmkYxJtrrhARQEm61nbA

[Maia]

When you are drying your hands with a towel on a towel rail and it suddenly falls onto the floor.

[Jords]

When you are drying your hands with a towel on a towel rail and it suddenly falls onto the floor.

:joker::joker::joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That film 4 has been showing british connections films for what..2 weeks now? Ok we get it british people make good movies too. Can we get back to showing a variety of films now?..!!!!

[Kerry]

My feet

[GypsyGoth]

My feet

Are they sore?

[Kerry]

Are they sore?

Yeah, something wrong. Even the doctor's not sure. Just tried pumping me full of painkillers. I can barely walk :( It's agony

[GypsyGoth]

Yeah, something wrong. Even the doctor's not sure. Just tried pumping me full of painkillers. I can barely walk :( It's agony

:hug:

[Kerry]

:hug:

Aww thanks. I need it. I'm hobbling around as if I'm 105 atm :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

I couldn't imagine not being able to walk.

[Kerry]

I feel like both feet are broken. The painkillers don't touch it. I've been told to try a couple of things then ring my doc again so *shrugs* :sad:

[Jords]

aw I hope they get better soon Kerry :(

[Kerry]

aw I hope they get better soon Kerry :(

Thanks. Feel like crying from the pain sometimes. I can't sleep from it. I'm bloomin' exhausted. God know's what it is

[Visage]

Bloody adverts every time i want to watch a music video on youtube!!

[Visage]

Thanks. Feel like crying from the pain sometimes. I can't sleep from it. I'm bloomin' exhausted. God know's what it is

How are they now Kerry, any better ?

[Jords]

Bloody adverts every time i want to watch a music video on youtube!!

I hate this! :bored:

[Kerry]

How are they now Kerry, any better ?

No. Really bad tonight actually. Just trying to stay off them as much as possible. They've been bad for about 3 or 4 weeks now so I'm not expecting a miracle :(

Thankyou for asking :) x

[Visage]

No. Really bad tonight actually. Just trying to stay off them as much as possible. They've been bad for about 3 or 4 weeks now so I'm not expecting a miracle :(

Thankyou for asking :) x

Oh hell it must be frustrating for you, especially when you're not fully aware of what is happening.

Do you wear flat shoes often ? Are you on your feet for long hours?

I ask because I had some serious pain a few months back. Turned out (while doing the Florida theme parks on holiday) that wearing flat shoes was the cause for my pain. I had never had anything like it before, so was puzzled.

The worse pain was in the mornings after I had been sleeping, I couldn't put any pressure on them for fear of this shooting pain every time I tried to walk. It was freaking me out because I started to imagine all kinds of weird scenarios.

[Pyramid*]

finding a random hair having manage to get into my throat - and not being able to get rid of it, no matter how much you gag, that's pretty irritating.

[Visage]

finding a random hair having manage to get into my throat - and not being able to get rid of it, no matter how much you gag, that's pretty irritating.

Even worse if it's not your own..






(The hair I mean not your throat...;))

[Pyramid*]

Even worse if it's not your own..






(The hair I mean not your throat...;))

*shakes head and realises there is no hope*

:D

[Kerry]

Oh hell it must be frustrating for you, especially when you're not fully aware of what is happening.

Do you wear flat shoes often ? Are you on your feet for long hours?

I ask because I had some serious pain a few months back. Turned out (while doing the Florida theme parks on holiday) that wearing flat shoes was the cause for my pain. I had never had anything like it before, so was puzzled.

The worse pain was in the mornings after I had been sleeping, I couldn't put any pressure on them for fear of this shooting pain every time I tried to walk. It was freaking me out because I started to imagine all kinds of weird scenarios.


That's the confusing part. Nothing has changed in my lifestyle or what I wear. It just started happening. I've always worn flat shoes (well, trainers) and walk/stand no less or more than I ever have :conf:

I've been given painkillers which I tried but they don't touch it really so no point. Other than that she said to wear slippers (I HATE slippers lol) and give her a ring in a couple of weeks. I'm thinking a ring next week at this rate :bawling:

[Visage]

That's the confusing part. Nothing has changed in my lifestyle or what I wear. It just started happening. I've always worn flat shoes (well, trainers) and walk/stand no less or more than I ever have :conf:

I've been given painkillers which I tried but they don't touch it really so no point. Other than that she said to wear slippers (I HATE slippers lol) and give her a ring in a couple of weeks. I'm thinking a ring next week at this rate :bawling:

Yes I must add that as soon as I spoke with my doc the flat shoes were the obvious answer and when I started wearing something with more substance underneath it did cure my pain.

I would do the same as you and ring her next week (Mon) there's no point in continuing with the pain because it doesn't sound like it's going to go away. The doc needs to start earning her money and figure out what is wrong and what action she's going to take.

I hope you do ring her at the earliest opportunity.

[Visage]

*shakes head and realises there is no hope*

:D

No no no no no no no there's always hope...




Don't give up on me baby...

[Kerry]

Yes I must add that as soon as I spoke with my doc the flat shoes were the obvious answer and when I started wearing something with more substance underneath it did cure my pain.

I would do the same as you and ring her next week (Mon) there's no point in continuing with the pain because it doesn't sound like it's going to go away. The doc needs to start earning her money and figure out what is wrong and what action she's going to take.

I hope you do ring her at the earliest opportunity.

Thankyou. My doc is in surgery on Tuesday so I will ring her. :)

[Pyramid*]

No no no no no no no there's always hope...




Don't give up on me baby...


Another irritant...... that my ears and eyes were so bad way back....

Cb_iXs20BsE

*Put in earplugs and covers eyes*

[Visage]

Thankyou. My doc is in surgery on Tuesday so I will ring her. :)

I'll be waiting for the report then..:D





Seriously though, I really hope she sorts it out fully.

[Kerry]

I'll be waiting for the report then..:D





Seriously though, I really hope she sorts it out fully.

Ta chuck

I hope so too. I walk like a one legged duck right now :joker:

[Benjamin]

Trying to open a pot of garlic and herb sauce to dip your pizza in but failing miserably because your fingers are too greasy from the pizza. :(

[Kerry]

Trying to open a pot of garlic and herb sauce to dip your pizza in but failing miserably because your fingers are too greasy from the pizza. :(

Machete

[MTVN]

When you go to listen to a nice little Country music song on Youtube and get One Direction blasting out from an advert :bored:

[Kerry]

When you go to listen to a nice little Country music song on Youtube and get One Direction blasting out from an advert :bored:

That's evil

[MTVN]

Certainly is, Youtube adverts in general piss me off really, looks like every "official" music video has them now

[MTVN]

The way that Google Chrome instantly closes down everything when you click the red cross, at least Internet Explorer makes sure you want to close all tabs :bored:

[Kerry]

The way that Google Chrome instantly closes down everything when you click the red cross, at least Internet Explorer makes sure you want to close all tabs :bored:

I don't use it but you might be able to change the settings? Go to tools I'd guess

[Jords]

When people/things get overrated.

[MTVN]

I've tried but I can't find anything :(

Edit - that was to Kerry :p

[Kerry]

My browser's been a tit these last two days actually

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over :bawling:

[InOne]

D:

[Jords]

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over :bawling:

Did you really just say this?

-blinks-

[Pyramid*]

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over :bawling:

Time to try it for real I think.

[Pyramid*]

Catching your nail and it tearing - right into the quick - but doesn't come right off....... that's a real irritant. Do you steel yourself and do what you need to do..... knowing the pain that will follow.:bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Yes I did I say it! What all human with sexual needs. :(


Time to try it for real-he has a girlfriend....I know very very bad! Very very bad! Good thing his battery died....that's the only possible reason :D. Or he had it for real with his girlfriend instead. Thumbs up! :D

[Jords]

-continues to blink-

[Pyramid*]

-continues to blink-

"I like blinking I do"

:D

[Jords]

:joker:

[Kerry]

When you're freezing so turn the heating up and then get too hot :bawling:

[Jords]

When you're freezing so turn the heating up and then get too hot :bawling:

Hate this :(

[Pyramid*]

When you're freezing so turn the heating up and then get too hot :bawling:

Even worse still.....is when you are like that, then cuddle on the sofa with a blanket around you trying to get heat into you, conk out and wake up feeling like you're in the Sahara! That's the pits too.

[Kerry]

Bloody adverts every time i want to watch a music video on youtube!!

I've just had two One Direction album adverts before the song I wanted. I am NOT amused

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

When you spread your legs ready for a sex chat but the person on the other end dissapears for minutes. What's the matter? Battery died? Evil bastard

The moment is over :bawling:

omfg :joker::joker::joker:

[Lee.]

-blinks along with Jords-

[Josy]

FFS :bored: also joins in with the blinking.


That's the confusing part. Nothing has changed in my lifestyle or what I wear. It just started happening. I've always worn flat shoes (well, trainers) and walk/stand no less or more than I ever have :conf:

I've been given painkillers which I tried but they don't touch it really so no point. Other than that she said to wear slippers (I HATE slippers lol) and give her a ring in a couple of weeks. I'm thinking a ring next week at this rate :bawling:

Could it be fluid Kerry? or.............you may be preggers.

[MTVN]

Kerry's pregnant, congrats! :hello:

[Josy]

People who start rumours ^^^^^^^














:joker:

[Pyramid*]

FFS :bored: also joins in with the blinking.




Could it be fluid Kerry? or.............you may be preggers.

Doesn't want left out..... blinks too.

http://picasion.com/pic25/37b53767264c3b2a95fca5521bf4bba2.gif

*Gets looking out grannies knitting needles*

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQfXgdUrmeA0lYTCL43KXemPszkLy4y OJUVgJUFjmvpQCeLnhs

[Kerry]

LOL no, I'm not pregnant. Fluid is possible though theres no swelling. It's so frustrating!

[Jords]

People who moan about TXF saying its cheap and none can sing etc.

Its mainly music 'snobs' but I honestly just view them as music arseholes.

[Kerry]

The fact that even "Barbie" and "Forever Friends" bears have CD's out for Xmas. That and the fact EVERY bloody advert is for a CD or DVD right now

[Benjamin]

Marc. Ha2

[Visage]

LOL no, I'm not pregnant. Fluid is possible though theres no swelling. It's so frustrating!

How are your feet today? Hopefully it's good news.

Are you still going to ring your GP later today ?

[Jackie]

The fact that even "Barbie" and "Forever Friends" bears have CD's out for Xmas. That and the fact EVERY bloody advert is for a CD or DVD right now


Yeah Barbie and Forever friends where did they come from lol it seems they make a cd out of anything now.

[Jordan.]

When you go somewhere to get something then when you get back you realise you never even got it :suspect:

[Kerry]

How are your feet today? Hopefully it's good news.

Are you still going to ring your GP later today ?

They're still bad but I didn't ring the doc :/ TBH I need to write down everything that's happening so it's clear in my mind what to say or I'll get all of a kerfuffle

Thanks for asking :) Still hop-a-long atm :D

[Kerry]

Yeah Barbie and Forever friends where did they come from lol it seems they make a cd out of anything now.

Makes me fume!

[Kerry]

Just seen an ad for The Wombles CD..... I give up

[Jordan.]

Some bible basher standing on my door step telling me about the love of god and making me take her leaflet to read :bored:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i love those the guys are normally hot too its like why are you doing this you are attractive you do not have to do this please stop

[Kerry]

The fact that "fragrance free" facial wipes always stink

[bbfan1991]

When you are in a car and people decide to run across the road nearly getting run over:mad:.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That I left one noisy neighbour to live under a couple that are twice as noisy....hmmm why does the universe hate me?

[Ammi]

...when you've just switched on your washing machine, then you see one lone sock sitting on the floor....

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

the fact that JLS have a career

[MTVN]

Having literally no food in but not being bothered enough to walk to the shop to get some

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Having literally no food in but not being bothered enough to walk to the shop to get some

This is why zhe take away was invited my friend. :spin:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you order takeaway and turns out you're not hungry you only can eat 2 spoonfuls

[MTVN]

This is why zhe take away was invited my friend. :spin:

Takeaways are a rip off though, I went and got a pizza in the end :D

[Kerry]

Chapped lips. Right in the corner so when I smile/yawn/eat etc it stings like feckerty :mad:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Chapped lips. Right in the corner so when I smile/yawn/eat etc it stings like feckerty :mad:

:shocked:

[Jords]

:joker:

[Livia]

Chapped lips. Right in the corner so when I smile/yawn/eat etc it stings like feckerty :mad:

LOL.... feckerty. I love that. I'm nicking it.

[Kerry]

LOL.... feckerty. I love that. I'm nicking it.

:laugh:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

i want to see the country music awards! fook sake will i ever see that **** again? it was so doggone good watching every year until bbc decided to axe it cause i was the only one watching :bawling:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i want to see the country music awards! fook sake will i ever see that **** again? it was so doggone good watching every year until bbc decided to axe it cause i was the only one watching :bawling:

:joker:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:bawling:

[Kerry]

When you're just drifting off to sleep and a loud noise startles you, waking you totally up again

[Glenn.]

^^^

Or when your leg just spasms and scares the **** out of you.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when people use random abbreviations and expect you to know what the hell they're on about.

[Pyramid*]

when people use random abbreviations and expect you to know what the hell they're on about.

hniwym.:conf:

heh heh :D

I agree with you though!

[Kerry]

^^^

Or when your leg just spasms and scares the **** out of you.

Oh I despise that. Had it loads lately too :mad:

[Novo]

Putting something down somewhere you know you'll find it and then some **** moving it and then saying " you should have put it somewhere safe " :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

hniwym.:conf:

heh heh :D

I agree with you though!

lol.

I love the american shows on the food network like man vs food or right now, diners, drives-ins and drives. The food they come up with oh my god looks so damn delicious, no wonder americans are supposedly fat. I mean my god :amazed: but ever noticed how the cook themselves are a bit on the thin side? I mean do they not eat their own delicious heart attacks on a plate or are they all about giving the rest of america heart attacks? :conf:

[Samuel.]

I dunno why, but I get so mad with myself whenever I spill a drink. What a complete and utter tit would be incapable of keeping a glass balanced :bored:

[Jords]

Dead/Fake links and it taking ages to find one :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ben becoming a mod again

[Kerry]

ben becoming a mod again

Tough titties

[Novo]

Tough titties

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/adigallia9/gifs/6749509627f8.gif

[Jords]

Tough titties

They irritate you? :evilgrin:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

silence kerry nobody gave you permission to speak

[Kerry]

silence kerry nobody gave you permission to speak

Yes, pet

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/lgoFx.gif

[Josy]

When someone goes back on their word, and then acts as if it's not a big deal.

[Kerry]

Tin cans blowing around outside when trying to sleep or people kicking cans about

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

people

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you can't remember which thread you posted in before the mods deleted your post. :D

When someone asks you to dance inappropriately for their private video an then act like you're overreacting for being offended. After all you dance at parties and there are plenty of dance videos on youtube innit

[Pyramid*]

When you can't remember which thread you posted in before the mods deleted your post. :D

When someone asks you to dance inappropriately for their private video an then act like you're overreacting for being offended. After all you dance at parties and there are plenty of dance videos on youtube innit



That raises far too many questions for this time in the morning. ..... You can't leave that just hanging there........ !!!


:D

[Lee.]

I agree Pyr..

[Kerry]

People who jump to conclusions

[King Gizzard]

Kerry

[Kerry]

Kerry

No card for you......

[Pyramid*]

I agree Pyr..


*waits, patiently......*

http://cdn2.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/girlybubble/blog/2011/09/salem.gif

[Pyramid*]

Kerry

:shocked:



:joker:

[King Gizzard]

http://ver-mais.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/o_rly_ya_cats_ping_pong_meme.gif

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

when you go for a wee and shake then 2 seconds later a little bit of wee dribbles out and you have to change your boxers

[Pyramid*]

when you go for a wee and shake then 2 seconds later a little bit of wee dribbles out and you have to change your boxers


:joker:

[Kerry]

when you go for a wee and shake then 2 seconds later a little bit of wee dribbles out and you have to change your boxers

Cheers for that......

[King Gizzard]

The ratio of chocolate to packaging in advent calenders

[Pyramid*]

Not having chocolate in the house when you have a craving for some.

[Vicky.]

when you go for a wee and shake then 2 seconds later a little bit of wee dribbles out and you have to change your boxers

:joker::joker::joker:

[Pyramid*]

People who offer crumbs like this .....


When someone asks you to dance inappropriately for their private video an then act like you're overreacting for being offended.


....... then buggar off for the night.

[Kerry]

My screen having fits of the flickers

[Vicky.]

Being awake at this time when I need to be up at 7am :bored:

[Pyramid*]

Being awake at this time when I need to be up at 7am :bored:


Nip into the sports side of the forum, have a wee read, 30 secs later....


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTR3FVNiFsvTCfFmgzBic1BldXLlqkMF NVQ9c1n00C4rQaIwMJ0aA

Instant comotose state.

[Vicky.]

:laugh:

[Jords]

Having a bad cough, its been 2 weeks now so bored and annoyed with it :bored:
It worsens at night too..

[Kerry]

Having a bad cough, its been 2 weeks now so bored and annoyed with it :bored:
It worsens at night too..

Doctors :nono:

[Jords]

I had a throat infection begin 2 weeks ago and went and he was proper rude and said just take Ibuprofen theres nothing I can do :hmph:

That cleared up after a week but Im still left with the cough :/

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

People who offer crumbs like this .....



....... then buggar off for the night.

Eh? OOoh what's brought this on? Are you alright hun? :hug:

[Kerry]

I had a throat infection begin 2 weeks ago and went and he was proper rude and said just take Ibuprofen theres nothing I can do :hmph:

That cleared up after a week but Im still left with the cough :/

Oh :/ Though if you're not happy you can always ask to see a different doc

[Pyramid*]

That raises far too many questions for this time in the morning. ..... You can't leave that just hanging there........ !!!


:D

I agree Pyr..

Eh? OOoh what's brought this on? Are you alright hun? :hug:


:D

Fine this end. See above earlier posts.. Lee and I were just wanting some more details........ tee hee.... :devil:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:D

Fine this end. See above earlier posts.. Lee and I were just wanting some more details........ tee hee.... :devil:

:nono: doesn't get more interesting after that. I pooped on his party.

[Pyramid*]

:nono:

*Adds People who tease to irritants list*

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

^^^^ :( :bawling: