Little things that really irritate you.

[Z]

Being talked down to by a friend. I'm in a bad mood as a result.

[Urban Cragou]

Motorbikes - the noise they make. :bored:

[Ramsay]

herpes

[Thotmas]

That I always buy those 20-30p toffee packs from the supermarket intending that they last me a week but I always finish it within an hour or so of getting home :bawling: My sweet tooth will be the death of me :bawling:

[Lee.]

Thrush

[Marc]

Oh... LOL

[Marc]

Motorbikes - the noise they make. :bored:

I agree, so annoying :suspect:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

vincent van gogh

[Jordan.]

Legit tweet:

Idgaf is Tom Daley is British and I'm English. I still think he's hot

http://i46.tinypic.com/iz9a2a.jpg

[Jake.]

When people talk down to me, tell me to shutup etc.. it winds me up :bored:

[Thotmas]

That Tom Daley is gay and younger than me. Guy is sooooooooooooooo fit

[Munchkins]

When shop owners make you feel guilty for asking for a bad - like no bitch i'm not going to be able to carry all my shopping

When old people think they can be rude and push in supermarkets just because they are old

People wearing snapbacks

Fake ugg boots

When bus drivers or someone in a taxi has long finernails :laugh:

[LemonJam]

Customers who decide to have a half an hour conversation blocking other customers and myself from working.

How the only press you see about the Police is bad press.

[Munchkins]

When really hot people have girlfriends :( :(

[Lee.]

People who feel the need to let everybody know everything about their life by talking extra loud on a train!
I sat next to what I can only describe as a complete arsehole the other day... by the end of the journey, our whole carriage knew; she was a teacher, that she thought the PE department at her school was under performing, that she was going to try a Jamie Oliver recipe for dinner that night, that her son had just been fitted with new braces and was in pain and every show she thought was worth going to see at the festival!

Why, why, why do people need to talk that loud? I tried glaring at her but she was so caught up in her own ****ing self importance, that she didn't even notice! And on a wee sidenote, her friend actually looked bored ****less!

Rant over :)

[LemonJam]

-gives Lee a mojito and a foot massage-

[Lee.]

-sips mojito and relaxes-

[Thotmas]

When really hot people have girlfriends :( :(
When really hot people have ugly girlfriends

[Urban Cragou]

When people make sly digs about someone's looks and fail to remember personality. :p

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

People having sly digs at others indirectly on twitter! :mad:

[Kizzy]

Customers who decide to have a half an hour conversation blocking other customers and myself from working.

How the only press you see about the Police is bad press.

Agree 100% lemonjam

[Donovan.]

The word snack. I just don't like it.

When people take juice instead of water to the gym, it just makes me jealous.

[Munchkins]

When people chew so loud and obnoxiously

[Jordan.]

My neighbour walking her dog in the pissing rain whilst wearing a dungaree

[King Gizzard]

CBB and how everyone has a favourite before it's started

Load of ****e, think I've only watched one series of it

[Thotmas]

Pounds to pocket advert-Older lady "my car is ESSENTIAL to getting me around" naaaaaar you don't say!! Everyone elses car is ESSENTIAL for them to poopoo in!

[the truth]

women who think people cant see through them when theyre being manipulative

[the truth]

men who try to intimidate people. pathetic creatures.

[Thotmas]

Waterloo road never has 100% black people just mixed raced people :devil:

[Josy]

People phoning the minute I sit down to have my dinner, **** off and have the decency to phone me when it isn't dinner time bloody idiots.

[Thotmas]

To watch Russel brand:addiction on bbc3 or rocky vI for the 2615384394644744000000000000000000000000000000 th time on itv4+1...tough choice! NOT it's always ROCKY :elephant:

[Jordan.]

My freeview being a bastard not picking up itv4, cannot watch Rocky 4 now.

This again :laugh:

Russel Brand it is for me

[Thotmas]

This again :laugh:

Russel Brand it is for me

Aw boohoo for you mwhuahaha :devil:


Now that i'm grown up, the end speech of Rocky4 is quiet crap aint it? :joker: But love it still nonetheless :spin:

[Thotmas]

All together now "whats up guys we're jedward!" http://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gif do they always have to scream in unison http://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gifhttp://i50.tinypic.com/5y9agk.gif
And isn't their new channel 5 programme just Rude tube? :joker:

[Thotmas]

The woman in madbid.com advert that shouts "NEXT?" over everyone else at the end of it. :bored:

[Jords]

When you know people (from sixth form) but never talk to them/dont like them but when youre out in town they shout your full name when you walk by :bored:

Wanna tell them to **** off.

[Merry Mockmas]

That woman on the SecretEscapes.com advert with her whispering is very annoying.

[Jake.]

Those that you bother with but they clearly arn't bothered about about you :bored:

[reece(:]

people that crave the likes on Facebook

[Merry Mockmas]

people that crave the likes on Facebook

My Mom likes getting likes on Facebook.:nono::joker:

[Thotmas]

When you cry to someone I don't just want your ****ing dick I want you, it's time to leave it alone

[King Gizzard]

Yep

[Merry Mockmas]

How people keep going on about how pretty Danica is on CBB, she's pretty but Rhian is better looking I think.

[Merry Mockmas]

How people keep going on about how pretty Danica is on CBB, she's pretty but Rhian is better looking I think.

[Merry Mockmas]

How people keep going on about how pretty Danica is on CBB, she's pretty but Rhian is better looking I think.

[Merry Mockmas]

Stupid TIBB going so slow on me and now i've triple posted the same post.

[Munchkins]

When you get loads of likes on your profile picture on facebook
then someone posts a status saying YEH WE ALL NO U LUV GETTING LYKS BITCH (this happened)
i can't choose how many likes i get, go away

[Merry Mockmas]

Don't worry Munchkins, your stalker will protect you.:devil::joker:

[LemonJam]

Being too full/hungover to eat some really nice food put in front of you :(

[Thotmas]

Channel 5 are going to show a brand new documentary on 9/11/
. Really??????? They wouldn't even acknowledge the 7/7 tribute in the olympics yet we keep showing every 10 documentaries per year they've released ever since 9/11.

Course it was tragic, one of the worst things I witnessed in my life, but enough now.

[Merry Mockmas]

This Fly keeps buzzing around the Light Shade in the Living Room.

[Thotmas]

Yes Kim Kardashian! I just saw another clips that shows me just why I hate that bitch!! In a therapy clip her brother is visibly upset that he has to live in his sisters shadows, and that he feels his mum is never there for him and they make him feel like a loser. He starts to bawl and that heartless, up herself c8nt kim just sits there with a stone cold face, as her annoying mother, whilst pregnants Kourtney cries for him and my beloved Khloe gets up to go comfort him. God I hate that f8cking c888888888uuunnnnnnnnnnnnnntttttt http://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gif a comment said that kim is so heartless. she can cry about 14,000 dollars earings but can't feel bad for rob..yeeeeeeeeesss biiiiiiittttccchhhhh http://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gif get her away from my entertainment wooooorrrllld http://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gif and literally every day on dailymail even if i just scroll down ****ing fast i have to see her ****ing feret face posing for a new picture, or twitter pic and she calls it work. goooooooooooo AAWWWAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH http://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gif

True Rob should just try to get a job on his own and stop trying to get his mum to give him as much attention as his sisters, it's not going to happen cause that money hungry bitch knows 1 of you is not as marketable as 3 of them so grow balls ROOOOOOBBBB http://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/33o5k6w.gif

[Joelle.]

Checkout operator: Do you want a hand with your packing?
Me: No, I HAVE 2 ITEMS YOU HALFWIT!

[Merry Mockmas]

If your pretty and normal you can get away with any bad behaviour, but if your not any of those two things you get treated like **** off people, it's annoying.

[Thotmas]

The awkward moment when you're watching Beyonce vs Jlo on TV and you realise that maybe, just maybe, you enjoy Jlos a bit more :shocked:

[Kizzy]

Samantha (thickasa) Brick! are you a strong independant woman? or are you a meek mild mousey all cooking all cleaning housewife drone?!!!
FOFF!

[Thotmas]

..well I enjoy Jlos earlier music anyway

[Thotmas]

When i'm not looking I accidentally click somewhere that makes a tab an individual/pop up tab, but when I am looking for that option, like now trying to watch 2 matches at once, there is no such option :cloud:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

When i'm having a bad day and everything seems to go wrong. :sad::bawling:

[Jake.]

When music takes years to download

[Kizzy]

When you copy something you need, then forget and copy and paste something else! :(
And it's gone forever!!!

[Jake.]

Idiots and aresholes in general irritate me

[Merry Mockmas]

Bugs crawling on my hand irritate me.

[Smithy]

When people keep pestering me after i've said i don't wanna talk about something

[Lee.]

The Disney Channel! :mad:

I can't even put into words how much I hate these horrible pretentious kids. I actually can't stand to watch!

[Lee.]

The Disney Channel! :mad:

I can't even put into words how much I hate these horrible pretentious kids. I actually can't stand to watch!

[Merry Mockmas]

The Disney Channel! :mad:

I can't even put into words how much I hate these horrible pretentious kids. I actually can't stand to watch!

I avoid that channel now, ashame though as they did have classics like Recess, Lilo & Stitch, Lloyd In Space, Kusco's Emperor School, now it only has Phineas & Ferb.:joker:

[Urban Cragou]

Phineas and Ferb <3

[Vicky.]

Random people telling me I shouldnt be smoking when pregnant.

I have cut down from 20 a day to 3-4 a day you bastards, and its **** all to do with you anyway. Mind your own business.



Also gettin wrong off the other half for saying things such as the above when random people go on at me about smoking :laugh:

[Merry Mockmas]

Random people telling me I shouldnt be smoking when pregnant.

I have cut down from 20 a day to 3-4 a day you bastards, and its **** all to do with you anyway. Mind your own business.



Also gettin wrong off the other half for saying things such as the above when random people go on at me about smoking :laugh:

Tbf they are only concerned.:joker:

[Vicky.]

Tbf they are only concerned.:joker:

They dont know me. And they dont know that my midwife told me that cutting down to a couple a day is nearly as good as stopping totally :idc:

I wouldnt dream of going up to a random stranger and telling them how to live their life, and if I did I would expect a bat for it. They are lucky Im pregnant and being sensible tbh :laugh:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Arrogant people. They really piss me off! :mad::mad:

[Merry Mockmas]

They dont know me. And they dont know that my midwife told me that cutting down to a couple a day is nearly as good as stopping totally :idc:

I wouldnt dream of going up to a random stranger and telling them how to live their life, and if I did I would expect a bat for it. They are lucky Im pregnant and being sensible tbh :laugh:

Oh I thought it was friends and family saying it to you.:joker:

[Merry Mockmas]

Arrogant people. They really piss me off! :mad::mad:

Really?:cool:

[Lee.]

I used to get pissed off at strangers touching my tummy when i was pregnant! :bored:

[Vicky.]

I used to get pissed off at strangers touching my tummy when i was pregnant! :bored:

Yes that too. I mentioned that a while back in this thread I think :laugh:

The worst though, is because my bump isnt really very big, I have people saying the baby must be growing in my ass, or my tits, and grabbing me there :o

Obviously thats not random strangers, but people I know, but I still feel like laying them out for groping me :D

[Merry Mockmas]

****ing hell Vicky I could picture people touching your ass now lol.

[Vicky.]

The ass doesnt bother me as much as them grabbing my boobs tbh. Boobs are sore anyways with being pregnant and I really dont need people just groping them (usually quite roughly too :o )

[Merry Mockmas]

The ass doesnt bother me as much as them grabbing my boobs tbh. Boobs are sore anyways with being pregnant and I really dont need people just groping them (usually quite roughly too :o )

They're using as an excuse so they can get rough with you.:joker:

[Urban Cragou]

Black idiots who abuse the race card and use slavery as a justification for being lazy pigs.

And white idiots who moan about "foreigners" (mainly Eastern Europeans) supposedly stealing their jobs to justify being lazy pigs.

:bored:

[Merry Mockmas]

Black idiots who abuse the race card and use slavery as a justification for being lazy pigs.

And white idiots who moan about "foreigners" (mainly Eastern Europeans) supposedly stealing their jobs to justify being lazy pigs.

:bored:

I like the start of both points of your post and I agree with you completely.:hugesmile:

[Thotmas]

The fat one from little mix. Not because she's fat, but because of the way she moves, dances, her facial expressions, her mannerisms

[Jake.]

The fat one from little mix. Not because she's fat, but because of the way she moves, dances, her facial expressions, her mannerisms

So because she's fat?

[Kizzy]

Everything... seriously! woke up in the blackest mood EVER :(

[Livia]

The fat one from little mix. Not because she's fat, but because of the way she moves, dances, her facial expressions, her mannerisms

I agree. She isn't really very fat though, is she, but she has this ENORMOUS face. They could be the most wonderful thing in the world, but all I would be able to focus on is her massive face.

[Vicky.]

I dont think shes fat tbh, but she does remind me of the lion from the wizard of oz a bit D:

[ChristmasNeeve]

I dont think shes fat tbh, but she does remind me of the lion from the wizard of oz a bit D:

:laugh3::laugh3:

[Urban Cragou]

The Muslim dating advert that keeps popping up.

I'd rather drink water out of the toilet for the rest of my life. :bored:

Let them go and worship their Allah bastard.

[Vicky.]

Jeremy Kyle. Both him, and the people who go on his show :bored:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Someone who won't take no for an answer. :bored:

[Jake.]

Desperate people.

[Merry Mockmas]

Justin Bieber trying to hit the high notes on his new song, very irritating and especially considering I will go on the Demand Service every, now, and then.

[LemonJam]

Watching your friend make the same mistakes over and over and then come running back to you as a back up plan. Really tempted just to tell them to **** off next time. I ain't no second hand toy.

[Jake.]

Someone putting Barry Evans in my sig.

[Iceman]

One Direction.

[Marsh.]

People who say "What?" when you're talking to them.
Once is fine but multiple times is annoying.

My mother is the worst for it, she nods along to everything you say then pauses for her reply before saying "Say that again". Winds me up.

[LemonJam]

When you sit through 5 adverts on 4oD and then it says "error occured soz" :\ so you have to go through 5 adverts again.

[Kizzy]

Trying to get interesting people to stay post BB... fruity, gill, marsh, apple, et al don't go!!! :(

[Jordan.]

A butterfly inviting itself into my bathroom, I expect this behaviour from horrid moths but not a butterfly, very disappointed.

[Marc]

David Suchet taking ages to solve crimes, fgs you have the script just look ahead and find out.

[Thotmas]

-I spent over half of my wages on online shopping. I have a problem :( There's so much stuff you can find online :bawling: There's parental block, they should provide shopaholic block :bawling:

-Cheryl Cole

-Re: the "lion from wizard of oz" :joker: she doesn't get on my nerves because she's fat, she gets on my nerves because all her mannerisms scream "i'm the ****"

[Livia]

This year we've had the Diamond Jubilee, the Olympics, the Paralympics and tonight the Last Night of the Proms. Everyone's probably seen a hundred million union flags flying over the last few months and still some people fly them upside down.

[Thotmas]

Jeremy Kyle. Both him, and the people who go on his show :bored:
Omg :bored: The way he speaks to people is appaling, and he has to drop in "be quiet this the jeremy kyle show" :rolleyes: It's funny though how he gets annoyed when someone mentions facebook :joker:

[Thotmas]

This year we've had the Diamond Jubilee, the Olympics, the Paralympics and tonight the Last Night of the Proms. Everyone's probably seen a hundred million union flags flying over the last few months and still some people fly them upside down.

:joker:

[Thotmas]

I overate this weekend :(

[Vicky.]

****ing zynga poker on facebook. Rigged pile of ****

[Jordan.]

One side of my headphones breaking. Worst thing ever :idc:

[King Gizzard]

TiBB's music taste on the whole being absolutely woeful

[Jake.]

A family member I have never even heard of sending me continuous, ****ty 'Texas Hold'Em Poker requests on FB. **** off :idc:

[King Gizzard]

One downside of off season..now we get all the scraping-the-barrell-type serious debate threads

There's bound to be 2494394 threads on religion

[Livia]

One downside of off season..now we get all the scraping-the-barrell-type serious debate threads

There's bound to be 2494394 threads on religion

Think of some lovely topics to discuss then, Nathan. The floor is yours.

[Vicky.]

One downside of off season..now we get all the scraping-the-barrell-type serious debate threads

There's bound to be 2494394 threads on religion

All ending up the exact same way :bored:

[InOne]

I'm more bored of the constant political threads :idc:

[InOne]

I'm more bored of the constant political threads :idc:

[Livia]

People you have on ignore being able to quote your posts.

[flamingGalah!]

People dropping litter is my biggest hate!!

Yesterday, after being a lovely day, I went down to the seafront & there were just huge piles of rubbish people had left everywhere over the common, when there are huge bins everywhere! Lazy ******** :nono:

[Thotmas]

What the heck does that man with the bald head and captain hook moustache sing at the end of the chip shop package advert?

"Chip shop made for yarns?" :conf:

Edit:Oooooh after months of being annoyed I realise the brand is actually youngs so he sings "chip shop made from youngs" :D

JgzLgkoDtgE

[Thotmas]

How I sometimes confuse the names Jenson Button with Benjamin Button

[Holly Christmas]

People you have on ignore being able to quote your posts.

people you have on ignore still existing to be honest. Off with their heads. :idc:

[Livia]

people you have on ignore still existing to be honest. Off with their heads. :idc:


I have no problem at all with their existence. My TiBB experience would be better though if they did me the courtesy of leaving me alone.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

people you have on ignore still existing to be honest. Off with their heads. :idc:

:joker: I know the feeling!

[InOne]

I have no problem at all with their existence. My TiBB experience would be better though if they did me the courtesy of leaving me alone.

There's something about Livia...

[Kizzy]

Oh for the love of god....

[Jessica.]

When I have water in my ear and it wont come out and then I feel it dribbling down my neck at a random time. :suspect:

[Thotmas]

Even though I enjoy 1D's what makes you beautiful and gotta to be you, I can't bring myself to like more than this because the concept is too much like my beloved backstreet boys More than that

BSB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1D

[Thotmas]

On the same the fun poppy girl inside me could buy their album :joker: People complain Rihanna is too sexual for kids, when a fun poppy act comes along they complain aswell. shut it. :bored: 1d is just what the kids needed, minus the nial barel of ***** rant

[LemonJam]

The Lonely Island. Least funny stuff to exist.

[Thotmas]

That they ruined T4. Used to be great sunday entertainment

[chuff me dizzy]

Americianisms are my biggest pet hate Im not a"guy" I dont eat Fries,I eat CHIPS , or any other American word, English is the best language in the world, plenty of words for everyones needs, lets stick to our own language ,rant over, hope everyones alright xxx

[Thotmas]

Americianisms are my biggest pet hate Im not a"guy" I dont eat Fries,I eat CHIPS , or any other American word, English is the best language in the world, plenty of words for everyones needs, lets stick to our own language ,rant over, hope everyones alright xxx

Are you serious, chic? Like, seriously?

Jeremy kyle shouting, authoritative voice "Why are you sending christmas cards in february??????" http://i50.tinypic.com/dca9z5.gif Oh Jezza is jokes. Anyways why am I watching this when I supposed to be working from home :nono:

[Marcus.]

when thing get messy and i clean the mess up they do it again

[Thotmas]

When my heart flutters because i'm getting a text and I think it's from someone I really want to hear from but it's from pizza hut "HURRY! Any size pizza from £9.99"..**** off :bawling:

[Livia]

Having to get up ridiculously early for a breakfast meeting at daft o'clock, and now realising it's not even 2pm yet.

[realitytvsux]

People rushing out to buy the latest iphone ;)

[King Gizzard]

people that wear clothes

[Thotmas]

people that wear clothes

Sorry

[Candy Annie Cane]

Having to get up ridiculously early for a breakfast meeting at daft o'clock, and now realising it's not even 2pm yet.

At least its Friday though

[Livia]

At least its Friday though

Yes, there is that. But look! It's only just 2pm! I'm going to have to bunk off, it's the only thing for it.

[Marc]

people who don't wear clothes

[Lee.]

People who sometimes wear clothes

[Jake.]

people who don't wear clothes

funny you should say that...

[aman201]

When my heart flutters because i'm getting a text and I think it's from someone I really want to hear from but it's from pizza hut "HURRY! Any size pizza from £9.99"..**** off :bawling:

lol.

Kinda similar with me.

But, usually it's Papa Johns and Dominoes, ha.

[Marc]

ashton kutcher in general annoys me

[Candy Annie Cane]

ashton kutcher in general annoys me

I'm kind of with you on that - (ruined Two and a Half Men IMO)


along with Amanda Holden - can't tell you why but I have the biggest aversion to her of anyone on UK TV.......:devil:

[Thotmas]

When you spent hours proud of yourself like " woohoo i'm so over them. They can **** off. I can do better by myself. I'm sooo happy without them " then when on social media they just type " wow" to something and you're like "oh goood I love them so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrr aaaaaaaa :bawling:" :nono:

[Thotmas]

lol.

Kinda similar with me.

But, usually it's Papa Johns and Dominoes, ha.

I'm stuck between sending the STOP text or not.

It does piss me off when I think the text is from someone and its pizza hut but at the same time, I need to discount codes to get my munch on you know what i'm saying :bawling:

[Thotmas]

I'm kind of with you on that - (ruined Two and a Half Men IMO)




Of course he could only ruin it. He is a TERRIBLE actor. John Stamos who they considered would have worked IMO.

But yeah Ashton terrible actor but SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fit!

[Thotmas]

When someone is like "God you are such a drama queen do you need so much attention?" Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu8cccckk you, you c8oooooooccckk! Not a drama queen and yes I want attention from YOU you, tw8at cause I care about you, you c8unt :bawling:

[Thotmas]

Red or black by Ant and Dec is so racist

[Merry Mockmas]

Lee Clark's smug face.

[Thotmas]

That I stayed up to watch the Emmys and five usa are going to show it at 10 :bored: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKK

when you tell someone about an exciting opportunity and they act like it's your duty to tell them about stuff like that, and they are hardly thankful or grateful ever, and they only talk to you when they want more info that benefits them and ignore you the rest of the time.
I wish I never bloody told them. Someone please make me feel ok about this cause my blood is boiling. Can I murder them and be forgiven, just this once, please? http://i48.tinypic.com/2ewgkz5.gif

[King Gizzard]

was kat dennings there? if so I need to watch

god damn

[Marc]

Rylan Clark's face

[InOne]

She's the reason I watch 2 Broke Girls

[King Gizzard]

the fact i will never motorboat kat dennings irritates me

[Thotmas]

I didn't see this bit yesterday but did Tom hanks get caught saying "you little sh8t" about Jimmy Kimmel after he joked is it me or does the guy in the moustache look like Tom Hanks?:joker:

And I hope Michael J Fox got a standing ovation because of his work and not because he has Parkinsons

[Merry Mockmas]

Kat Dennings is great in 2 Broke Girls.

[Marcus.]

the places not being not being clean

[Merry Mockmas]

My Mom not taking no for an answer, I do not want Chips and Curry Sauce from the Chippy.

[Marcus.]

custers ask silly qustions where the men top and there and sing saying mens tops

[Thotmas]

Dear [name] I don't know what ^O^ means, please explain. This smiley is not on the list of 101 smileys.

And while also I still don't know what "yh" means. Is it "yeah haha" :conf:

[Jake.]

My Mom not taking no for an answer, I do not want Chips and Curry Sauce from the Chippy.

Then you are a fool.

[Merry Mockmas]

Then you are a fool.

It got sorted out in the end as I had Fish and Chips from the Chippy.:joker:

[Thotmas]

That you forget how to count when doing painful exercises. This case, crunches.

1..2..3...4...5..7...9...12...13..16..19...21..25. .26..29

[Merry Mockmas]

On The X Factor when a contestant does Use Soembody by Kings Of Leon and then butcher it by oversinging the lyrics.

[Marcus.]

my saying sorry for about everything

[Thotmas]

WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY THE FAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK ISSSSSNNNNTTTTT AAUUTTTOO AALLIIGNNNN BLOODDDY WOOORRKKING IIIN MY PHHHOOOTTSSHOOOPPPPP!!http://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpg ALREADY SPEND MORE HOURS ON PHOTOSHOP THAN I SHOULD HAVE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gif WHAT THE BLOOODYY HELLL ISS YOUR FREEEAAAKKKIIINNNGG BEEEF GGGGAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR http://i49.tinypic.com/13zs7wl.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpg

[Merry Mockmas]

WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY THE FAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK ISSSSSNNNNTTTTT AAUUTTTOO AALLIIGNNNN BLOODDDY WOOORRKKING IIIN MY PHHHOOOTTSSHOOOPPPPP!!http://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpg ALREADY SPEND MORE HOURS ON PHOTOSHOP THAN I SHOULD HAVE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA http://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/9zu983.gif WHAT THE BLOOODYY HELLL ISS YOUR FREEEAAAKKKIIINNNGG BEEEF GGGGAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR http://i49.tinypic.com/13zs7wl.gifhttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpghttp://i46.tinypic.com/693w1s.jpg

:joker:

[Thotmas]

:joker:

Don't laugh at my misery :cloud:

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[Thotmas]

HATE ...... Maya!!

[Merry Mockmas]

When I can't understand if someone is joking or not, it drives me nuts for ages.

[Thotmas]

whhyyyyy :bawling:

http://i50.tinypic.com/2zftpjp.jpg
after hours of modelling those messed up lines with look like a dent now :bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Thotmas]

..oh wait cried too soon :D

[Merry Mockmas]

That there's not more songs like the blue alien song in the 90's, I think it's called dabu di dabu dee.

[Thotmas]

That there's not more songs like the blue alien song in the 90's, I think it's called dabu di dabu dee.

nothing is as it was in the 90s:bawling:

[Jordan.]

**** hairdressers.... You've temporarily ruined my life.

[Thotmas]

Mr Miyagi when i'm trying to relax. Bitch when i'm trying to have a non thinking chillaxing time watching you and someones asks a question in the movie give a straight answer, none of that if the wind blows one must follow or some crap business.

[King Gizzard]

Doctor Who

****ing awful show

Makes Crossroads look BAFTA worthy

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

no

[Thotmas]

I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him

[Merry Mockmas]

I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him I can't stand him

Can't stand who sorry?

[Thotmas]

Can't stand who sorry?

Him! :bawling:

When you're humming a song of band you like as you turn on your computer then on the opera news page you see "foo fighters definitely not breaking up". On this case I was huming Have it all. Who started that vicious rumour :cloud:

[Thotmas]

Things like this

SY-4Ni_Q-hk

..and mountain hikers, wild animal tamers etc..basically when people pointlessly put themselves in situations that are dangerous, where they're gambling with lives and then we're supposed to feel sorry for them if they fall and die, or lose an arm or something after the animal they have been taming for years decides they want something to eat.

[lostalex]

She's not ME and she never will be.

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[lostalex]

So stop trying BEEETCH, you NEVER WILL BE!!!

[King Gizzard]

When an ex puts a nice photo up on facebook http://blog.pakfellows.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cry.gif

hold me someone

[King Gizzard]

When an ex puts a nice photo up on facebook http://blog.pakfellows.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cry.gif

hold me someone

[Thotmas]

When an ex puts a nice photo up on facebook http://blog.pakfellows.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cry.gif

hold me someone

:hug:
Memba exes are exes for a reason. If she dumped you though...dunno what to tell you. :devil: Nah only joking. Don't worry Nathan you will find someone better.

FIRST THING:STOP CHECKING HER FACEBOOK AND DELETE ANYTHING YOU HAVE OF HER


.........................

When in a films a woman jumps on the attackers back. Get the **** outta here with that! What are you trying to accomplish by doing that? Gr annoying.

[King Gizzard]

This was a few years ago and we're still good friends :idc: :'(

[Thotmas]

This was a few years ago and we're still good friends :idc: :'(
Oh dear. If you still have feelings for the friendship thing is going to be hard. Have you told her how you feel?

[lostalex]

Oh dear. If you still have feelings for the friendship thing is going to be hard. Have you told her how you feel?

why should he?, i may be crazy, but perhaps jealousy is not the best foundation for a relationship...

[King Gizzard]

No it's not that serious :joker:

Just saying t'was a nice picture..

[Thotmas]

why should he?, i may be crazy, but perhaps jealousy is not the best foundation for a relationship...

Because sometimes the feeling is mutual, but both people are afraid to admit it. Even if the person you admit your feelings to doesn't feel the same in the end, sometimes it's better to get it out there then to suffer in silence, no? :(


Lol ok Nathan. But still.....stop stalking her. :D

[Brother Leon]

Nathan = Friend Zoned.

Stay strong bro :p

[Ninastar]

tell her you want her to bare your children

[King Gizzard]

shouldn't have said anything :idc:

[Ninastar]

lmao im kidding

i kinda know the feeling

who am i kidding

i dont /scott

[lostalex]

no one's judging you nathan. I still pay attention to what my ex likes on youtube. and sometimes i get paranoid and think he's sending me a messege by what he's watching on youtube, we all get freaky like that sometimes.

he's chasing fuggos though, and i'm like wtf, is he serious? but whatever. he knows he's the one missing out. she's not me.

[King Gizzard]

:joker: It's fine, I'm not attached to her it's ages ago was just saying

[In the Drunk Tank]

Don't worry Nathan, some wounds take longer than others to heal, stay strong mate

[LemonJam]

walk all the way down to the practice rooms for a cheeky 1 o clock sesh, they're all locked now. :bored:

[lostalex]

is sesh code for masterbation?

[LemonJam]

haha not in this case :P

[Merry Mockmas]

Because sometimes the feeling is mutual, but both people are afraid to admit it. Even if the person you admit your feelings to doesn't feel the same in the end, sometimes it's better to get it out there then to suffer in silence, no? :(


Lol ok Nathan. But still.....stop stalking her. :D

That sounds like a TV show.:joker:

[Thotmas]

That sounds like a TV show.:joker:

:( It can happen. Believe in love. :(

[Thotmas]

Elvis impersonators. Elvis didn't manage to make the hip sways, deep voice, smugness and facial expressions so bloody annoying, why are they making it so?

[King Gizzard]

someones watching itv :idc:

[LemonJam]

The fact that the majority of people that I care for only bother with me when they need something and the fact that I'm fully aware of this but have nobody else to turn to.

[LemonJam]

/wrists

[King Gizzard]

LJ I need a favour

[Iceman]

LJ I need a favour

[2]

[LemonJam]

I totally had that coming. well played.

[Thotmas]

someones watching itv :idc:

Lol yes I was.

Lemonjam, I feel you. I'm finding out there's more of these types of people in the world than I thought. That's why I hate when this is used too loosely. "oh she's lovely...oh he's lovely.." NO!! I need someone who is genuinely lovely all around.

[Merry Mockmas]

:( It can happen. Believe in love. :(

Alright, infact I could see myself in a situation like that one day.:joker:

Not saying that the girl would like me back, I think you all know what im on about anyway.:joker:

[Novo]

Waking up at 6 :idc:

[Merry Mockmas]

Waking up at 6 :idc:

In the morning or afternoon?

[In the Drunk Tank]

Just settling down for a nice few hours watching the NFL Thursday night game and just before kick off my Sky player stops working, thinking it must just be a temporary hitch I refresh the page and am greeted with this message:

We are currently upgrading Sky Go. Please check back in a few hours. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Gotta be taking the piss http://goemaw.com/forum/Smileys/goEMAW/shaking_fist.png.gif

[In the Drunk Tank]

Just settling down for a nice few hours watching the NFL Thursday night game and just before kick off my Sky player stops working, thinking it must just be a temporary hitch I refresh the page and am greeted with this message:

We are currently upgrading Sky Go. Please check back in a few hours. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Gotta be taking the piss http://goemaw.com/forum/Smileys/goEMAW/shaking_fist.png.gif

[Merry Mockmas]

Technology can be a bitch sometimes MTVN.

[Thotmas]

That blonde woman with the fringe on daybreak that used to be on good morning. God she is EEEEXXXTREMELY annoying! Does she have to talk over everyone!

[King Gizzard]

Whenever the XF starts and people always say their favourite had an amazing performance when deep down they know they didn't really like it

[Thotmas]

That even though Carolyne's song choise was terrible last night, I can't stop singing her version.


That for some reason today I keep writing choise instead of choice. :conf:

[Marcus.]

people pointing my writing mastake i am trying

[Thotmas]

Why is everyone in Halloween so afraid of Michael Myers? He's just a geek with a small knife.

[King Gizzard]

How Argos don't stock minature ithinkiloveyoutoo's that sit in the corner of the room shouting out things that irritate them

[King Gizzard]

That mcdonalds advert where they all say "see you latar" :idc:

[Merry Mockmas]

Whenever the XF starts and people always say their favourite had an amazing performance when deep down they know they didn't really like it

I don't get that either, im always honest if I don't like a performance off my favourites.

[Merry Mockmas]

That mcdonalds advert where they all say "see you latar" :IFC:

This, and my Mom keeps annoying me with it now.

[Kizzy]

People being scared to tell the truth...

[King Gizzard]

Bit cryptic there Kizz

[Thotmas]

How Argos don't stock minature ithinkiloveyoutoo's that sit in the corner of the room shouting out things that irritate them

Wouldn't that be so much fun? :D

That I can't find a version of Michel telo- ai sei tu pego without the annoying crowd singing along

[Kizzy]

Bit cryptic there Kizz

Not at all nath, was thinking of the Jimmy Savile thread...
being frowned upon for exposing a monster however benevolent cant be wrong surely?

[Thotmas]

Gonna try redbull for the first time. If I die I am coming back to hunt y'all

[Merry Mockmas]

How some girls always think that all guys are sex mad and cheat on there girlfriends/wife, my Mom made a comment similar to this the other day and I had to hold myself back as it was like she doesn't realise that im a guy and im nothing like that.

[Thotmas]

The way the lead singer of Fun sings " suuuuuuuunnnn ouha UN" live, from the song we are young

[Thotmas]

How some girls always think that all guys are sex mad and cheat on there girlfriends/wife, my Mom made a comment similar to this the other day and I had to hold myself back as it was like she doesn't realise that im a guy and im nothing like that.

99.9 percent of guys are like that tough. :(

[Merry Mockmas]

99.9 percent of guys are like that tough. :(

Both genders have sex mad people in equal measure, just that men and women show it in different ways.

[Thotmas]

I've been told i'm like Lenard from big bang theory. Now i'm going to have to watch to understand what they meant.

[LemonJam]

oh God Cece :( okay imagine Charlie Brown. Now imagine him 500000 times more whiney. Not a good comparison :hug:

[Merry Mockmas]

I've been told i'm like Lenard from big bang theory. Now i'm going to have to watch to understand what they meant.

Your not Leonard as your still likeable, his not anymore.

[Thotmas]

Your not Leonard as your still likeable, his not anymore.

oh God Cece :( okay imagine Charlie Brown. Now imagine him 500000 times more whiney. Not a good comparison :hug:

:shocked::bawling::bawling::bawling:

[King Gizzard]

j

[Brother Leon]

I dont mind Leonard :laugh:


Raj is my fave though :worship:

[Merry Mockmas]

Raj is great but Sheldon's even greater.

[In the Drunk Tank]

The only thing they had that was funny about Raj was how he couldn't speak to women but that got old after about 2 episodes

[Merry Mockmas]

Raj and Howard have great fun with each other, and no slashers not in that way.

[Brother Leon]

Obv Penny is the greatest though.

[In the Drunk Tank]

Poor Leonard is so underrated

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[King Gizzard]

Painfully unfunny just like 2ahm

[Merry Mockmas]

Obv Penny is the greatest though.

She's the hottest, but she can be annoying sometimes.:joker: