Little things that really irritate you.

[Lee.]

I wanted some scrambled egg so I had an attempt and it all stuck to the pan and burnt. :bawling:

:( Did you put milk in it??

Or did you just have the heat too high?

You can do scrambled eggs in the microwave..

[Jordan.]

:( Did you put milk in it??

Or did you just have the heat too high?

You can do scrambled eggs in the microwave..

Oh no LOL, I have no idea how to make them so just shoved the eggs into the pan and hoped for the best!!

Microwave it is next time or I just wont bother again.... :laugh:

[Vicky.]

The ****ty automated machine things that answer EVERY phonecall you make now.

"Press 1 for 20 options. Press 2 for a further 50 options. We will put you through to someone who has no idea what they are talking about who will tranfers you to someone else. Please be aware that your call will be recorded for legal and training purposes...except in the situation that you need to prove that you did call, in that case the recording will have failed. Please also be prepared to spend at least 90 minutes on the phone and for the call to end with your problem still not solved and you feeling like you want to throw your phone at the wall. Thank you."

[Lee.]

Oh no LOL, I have no idea how to make them so just shoved the eggs into the pan and hoped for the best!!

Microwave it is next time or I just wont bother again.... :laugh:

PMSL!

Yeah break two eggs into a bowl (not metal) add a good splash of milk, a wee knob of butter, sal and pepper and put in mico for about 3 mins. Stir it then put it back in for a minute or 2 (or until all the liquid has gone)

Easy! :D

Oh.. I mean to say.. beat eggs with a fork

[Josy]

I wanted some scrambled egg so I had an attempt and it all stuck to the pan and burnt. :bawling:

You should have made it in the microwave.

[Josy]

^^^^ I posted that before I read the last page :bored: :joker:

[Lee.]

^^^^ I posted that before I read the last page :bored: :joker:

:laugh2:

[Stacey.]

I wouldn't even know the ingredients, let alone how you cook it

[Boothy]

I can't make scrambled eggs in a microwave. I can just about do it in a pan but the middle's usually still runny and the outside gets burnt.

[Jordan.]

PMSL!

Yeah break two eggs into a bowl (not metal) add a good splash of milk, a wee knob of butter, sal and pepper and put in mico for about 3 mins. Stir it then put it back in for a minute or 2 (or until all the liquid has gone)

Easy! :D

Oh.. I mean to say.. beat eggs with a fork

I'll give it a try! :p

Also thanks Josy for clearing that up. :laugh2:

[Lee.]

I wouldn't even know the ingredients, let alone how you cook it

Lol.. It's just egg and milk!

[Boothy]

Lol.. It's just egg and milk!

I don't put milk in it. Probably why it doesn't cook properly.

[Jordan.]

Lol.. It's just egg and milk!

She probably doesn't even know how to butter bread LOL!!!

*is going to stop abusing stacey now*

[Lee.]

I don't put milk in it. Probably why it doesn't cook properly.

Yeah.. you have to put milk in otherwise it's really just omelette you're making!

[Stacey.]

She probably doesn't even know how to butter bread LOL!!!

*is going to stop abusing stacey now*

LOL omg, that is just :bored:

[Jordan.]

LOL omg, that is just :bored:

Well do you? :laugh2:

[Boothy]

She probably doesn't even know how to butter bread LOL!!!

*is going to stop abusing stacey now*

:joker:

[Stacey.]

Well do you? :laugh2:

No :'(

*dies*

[Locke.]

PMSL!

Yeah break two eggs into a bowl (not metal) add a good splash of milk, a wee knob of butter, sal and pepper and put in mico for about 3 mins. Stir it then put it back in for a minute or 2 (or until all the liquid has gone)

Easy! :D

Oh.. I mean to say.. beat eggs with a fork

Right am gonna try this now.

If I burn the house down it's your fault

[Josy]

Right am gonna try this now.

If I burn the house down it's your fault

If you burn down the house by making scrambled eggs you should never be allowed into a kitchen ever again :joker::joker:

[Locke.]

There is nothing wrong with not being able to butter bread either, the knife just cuts the bread up when you're tryna put it on :bored:

[Josy]

^ Everything that's wrong with the world these days :bored:


*Feels about 85 now*

:joker:

[Niamh.]

ew at microwave scrambled eggs

[Locke.]

There are only 3 eggs left so I only have 1 shot at this

[Niamh.]

There are only 3 eggs left so I only have 1 shot at this

lol, you can do it! don't forget to post a picture:joker:

[Josy]

lol, you can do it! don't forget to post a picture:joker:

:joker:

Yeah and hurry up about it so I can see it before I go out! :laugh:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Oh dear :laugh2:

[Locke.]

Done :)

http://i51.tinypic.com/xbd0lv.jpg

[Jordan.]

Some brown sauce on top and it'd be perfect.

[Niamh.]

Done :)

http://i51.tinypic.com/xbd0lv.jpg

They look good! how does it taste?

[Lee.]

Right am gonna try this now.

If I burn the house down it's your fault

Done :)

http://i51.tinypic.com/xbd0lv.jpg

:laugh:

Well done.. is it a wee bit overdone or is it just the pic thats making it look that way?

Are you going to have it on toast with brown sauce?.. mmmmmmmm

*wishes she had eggs!

[Boothy]

I can't see the picture :(

[Locke.]

Some brown sauce on top and it'd be perfect.

Disgusting

They look good! how does it taste?

Not sure it is too hot

:laugh:

Well done.. is it a wee bit overdone or is it just the pic thats making it look that way?

Are you going to have it on toast with brown sauce?.. mmmmmmmm

*wishes she had eggs!

Must just be the pic :bored:

And no can't be bothered making toast and brown sauce is horrible with things like this

[Lee.]

*thinks of other things we can get Locke to try cooking and photograph*

[Locke.]

Anything that can't be done in the microwave is not on the menu

[Josy]

That looks alright 7/10 :laugh:

[Stacey.]

There is nothing wrong with not being able to butter bread either, the knife just cuts the bread up when you're tryna put it on :bored:

This!!!!!

[Lee.]

Anything that can't be done in the microwave is not on the menu

Lol.. ok

*can't think of anything else that can be cooked in micro

Do you have micro-chips? We could make cheesy chips?

[Lee.]

This!!!!!

Butter has to be left out of fridge for a while before spreading!

[Stacey.]

umg you should make your own cooking show thing like Thomas used to :amazed:

[Jordan.]

Cooking with Miss Ivy Balls :love:

[Locke.]

Lol.. ok

*can't think of anything else that can be cooked in micro

Do you have micro-chips? We could make cheesy chips?

Don't like cheese unless it's on a burger and micro chips are horrible

[Novo]

Done :)

http://i51.tinypic.com/xbd0lv.jpg

1/10

I wouldn't even feed that to my worst enemy..

[Locke.]

You missed off the zero

[Lee.]

Don't like cheese unless it's on a burger and micro chips are horrible

:laugh: So if you're starving and can only use the micro, what do make yourself?

[Locke.]

Tin of beans and sausages or just make a cereal

[Lee.]

Hmm.. Next weeks lesson is going to be chilli. Any idiot can make it. You'll have to go to Asda for the ingredients though!

[Locke.]

I am not making that crap :bored:

[Lee.]

Chilli is not crap! It's is better than beans and sausages! :bored:

[Jordan.]

http://www.expatdirect-uk.com/Static/Images/279-200.jpg

:worship:

[Novo]

http://www.expatdirect-uk.com/Static/Images/279-200.jpg

:worship:

They need to make them without the beans..

[Lee.]

http://www.expatdirect-uk.com/Static/Images/279-200.jpg

:worship:

*boaks*

I love sausages and I love beans but mixed together in a tin is just horrible!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Josie Gibson. The first time I ever watch the show celebrity juice and she's on :bored:

[Kerry]

They need to make them without the beans..

They do. Frankfurters

['Conor]

When people spell my name Connor instead of Conor really pisses me off and when im on holidays with things with your name on them its always spelt Connor -_-

['Conor]

Oh and seem as though im obsessed with the Scream series it pisses me off when ignorant people get mixed up with Scary Movie & Scream and they would say something like "isnt scream supposed to be like really funny and taking the piss" im like no its not wrong movie. -_-

[Kerry]

When you break your nail and it's sore as it's too short

[GiRTh]

Ciabatta bread. Is it me or does it always taste like its stale?

[Shasown]

Hypocrites.

[Boothy]

Gambling.

Spent all of tonight playing Poker, won £20 and pissed it all away on Blackjack in about 2 minutes. ****ing **** of a game.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When a guy catches you staring at his crotch. Jesus christ that never stops being flipping embarassing. :bored:

Please guys if you have a big bulge wear compression undies. Humans are naturally attracted to lumps and curves. Men like boobies, we like bulges. you compress yours well compress ours sigh:bored:

[Josy]

Forgetting things when I go shopping so now I have to go back out :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when stars come to an award show where they could potentially win the biggest award of their career and then they nonchalantly reply that they didn't prepare a speech for if they win. SHUT IT!! And then they go on an obviously rehearsed long ass speech when they win.:bawling::bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

yEFyCASicLw
:bored: arrrgh:bawling: what the hell is he on about anyway. "blah blah blah blah...Nurbooody"..arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Josy]

Thieves. :mad:

[Lee.]

What's happened Josy? :(

[Kerry]

Not enough hours in the day (or more that I waste the ones I should use to get stuff done too often)

[Vicky.]

Random people knocking on my door at 2am asking if I have a spare cig 0_o

[Josy]

Random people knocking on my door at 2am asking if I have a spare cig 0_o

omg :joker:

[Vicky.]

omg :joker:

I had literally just got to bed though, I was so tired, and now am wide awake :bored:

[Josy]

I had literally just got to bed though, I was so tired, and now am wide awake :bored:

My nephew does that sometimes at the weekends, appears at about 5am looking for a cig, money or something to eat but if anyone else done it I would be raging :laugh:

[Vicky.]

My nephew does that sometimes at the weekends, appears at about 5am looking for a cig, money or something to eat but if anyone else done it I would be raging :laugh:

It will probably turn out in the morning that it was one of my brothers mates or something. I cant see a total stranger just knocking on doors :S

[Lee.]

Waiting (im)patiently for new phone to turn up!

[Niamh.]

******ing car hire companies aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[InOne]

Was talking to a Scottish guy at the bar and he said he got called white bastard on his first day of working in the city :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That in movies the police arrives right when the action is finished. I mean I understand for the sake of the film the police shouldn't be involved in the scene so we can get some action, but in almost ever film we hear a siren right when the film is ending, bloody annoying. Just exclude the existence of police or at least end with someone shouting "why the **** didn't you come when I was about to get my head chopped off you overpaid pricks" and queue ending music and credits :bored:

[Beastie]

When you are desperate for the toilet but can't find a toilet!!

Reminds me.. I really need a piss now.

[Kerry]

Feeling the best I have in ages and then my bloomin' nose starts streaming!

[LemonJam]

When one of your flatmates manages to **** all over the toilet rather than in it... I don't even...

[Kerry]

When one of your flatmates manages to **** all over the toilet rather than in it... I don't even...

:yuk:

[GypsyGoth]

When you download an album, but when you add it to itunes it doesn't stay as an album, it goes all over the place :cloud:

[GypsyGoth]

Those stupid light bulbs, that when you switch on the light, they take a second or two to flick on, I think they are energy saver ones :cloud:

[Kerry]

Those stupid light bulbs, that when you switch on the light, they take a second or two to flick on, I think they are energy saver ones :cloud:

Yeah, they will be. Never as bright either. You do get used to them though

[Kerry]

I'm cold, my dogs pissing me off, the cats winding up to be a pain, just seen an awful YouTube clip, not tired but need some sleep, it's Monday, my sinuses are annoying me, there aren't enough hours before I have to get up

Done now :D

[Z]

Standing in massive queues for clubs and needing to pee like nobody's business and the queue not moving... omg it's worse than torture!

[Tom.]

Standing in massive queues for clubs and needing to pee like nobody's business and the queue not moving... omg it's worse than torture!

Just similar to that, people queuing for nightclub toilets (not that common in male ones to be fair) who refuse to go to urinals but block the way so noone can get past really annoy me. Yeah just let the rest of us suffer just because you've got stage fright or need a poo.

[Kerry]

Ugh, dog farts. Poorly dog farts at that :yuk:

[Beastie]

When you have ran out of water and need to go downstairs to fill another glass up!

[Kerry]

Just stood in some water. My dogs flipped her bowl :rolleyes:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when you're in a meeting someone comes in late and they duck to walk in, slowly as if they're a soldier preying on enemy. :bored: Bish just walk in you're just attracting more attention by doing that.:bawling:

[Lee.]

People who need to have a long hard look at themselves and get a job, get a life and stop being losers instead of spending their time spouting made up **** about me.

[Niamh.]

People who need to have a long hard look at themselves and get a job, get a life and stop being losers instead of spending their time spouting made up **** about me.

That doesn't sound good:shocked:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

It is still annoying that everyone finds out that someone is kissing someone they shouldn't be kissing by sneaking up on them on 90210 Sigh it no longer has the shocking factor. Infact now it's just a question of who will see them. originality please :bored:

[KG.]

When you can't play as well as you usually do in Arcade tournaments :bawling:

[Mystic Mock]

people that keep talking about katie price all the time when there suppose to hate her,well if you dont like her then stop giving her what she wants by talking about her?

[Kerry]

When you can smell something horrible yet can't find the source to sort it

[CharlieO]

When people are clearly doing somthing just for others approval or 'to be cool'.
When people change their opinions because the person they are discussing it with doesnt feel the same way.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When boys/men stare at you for a really long time. **** sake if you like what you see talk, or else **** off! It makes me uncomfortable being stared at for long time or repeatedly. I become stiff and don't know where to look, or put my hands.

[Smithy]

When you feel tired and energetic at the same time :bawling:

[Kerry]

When you can't give yourself that kick up the arse you need

[Lee.]

When you can't give yourself that kick up the arse you need

I know that feeling! :bored:

[Kerry]

I know that feeling! :bored:

:/

Dunno whats up with me. Don't even want to eat

[Lee.]

:/

Dunno whats up with me. Don't even want to eat

Just the time of year maybe? I'm always lethargic at this time of year and strangely enough always around about clock change time.

It'll be spring soon.. a nicer season I think :)

[Kerry]

Just the time of year maybe? I'm always lethargic at this time of year and strangely enough always around about clock change time.

It'll be spring soon.. a nicer season I think :)

Could be :)

The weathers been sunny at least. Shame about the minus temps! :D

Anyway, worse off than me for sure. Not going to moan!

[Lee.]

Could be :)

The weathers been sunny at least. Shame about the minus temps! :D

Anyway, worse off than me for sure. Not going to moan!

I know I know.. watching those poor people in Japan really puts things into perspective doesn't it? :(

[Kerry]

I know I know.. watching those poor people in Japan really puts things into perspective doesn't it? :(

It does :(

[Callum]

When people act over competitive

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2qbguQ1u1qzhzdd.gif

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When I feel that I might be coming down with something, like now. chest pains, warm body, nasal pollyps acting up :/

[Kerry]

^ Sleep

[GypsyGoth]

nosebleeds

[Kerry]

nosebleeds

Horrible. Got them daily a few weeks back. You OK?

[Twilight]

When people tell you that you're gonna regret something when you're older.
if i want piercings then i will get them, and i'm pretty sure i won't regret it.

[GypsyGoth]

Horrible. Got them daily a few weeks back. You OK?

Yep I am thanks. I got a few when it was very cold so I got used to them.

But this morning I had one and it just gave me a fright.

[Kerry]

Yep I am thanks. I got a few when it was very cold so I got used to them.

But this morning I had one and it just gave me a fright.

They are frightening. You never know quite what to do I find. Head back, head forward, hanky up the nose.... :conf:

[Lee.]

Ice down your back ^

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

cold sore!!! nooooooooooooooo :bawling: and it's not even one I can hide :bawling:

[April1988]

When someone doesnt do a job properly or complete it!!!

[karezza]

Woody Allen - he is a creepy dwarf.

[Kerry]

Snobbery :mad:

[Kerry]

Awful sore throat :bawling: Got a cold too

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

^^I hope you feel better soon Kerry. I'm stil abit under the weather myself. My nose is literally burning.

When my neighbour cries he literally sounds like a donkey. I am not joking. Combined with his Spanish it is absolutely hilarious. A part of me is enjoying his pain as he is an asshole, but he gets a pass. Since he an his girl argued where I could hear them it seems she's broken his heart. But dude be a man stop crying a like freaking donkey " but I loooooovvvvveeee yooouuu". :bawling: shush man. Get a prostitute :bawling:


-That Mila Kunis has been on the scene for years but now suddenly she's one of the most beautiful woman in the world cause she starred in an oscar winning film. Seriously. why weren't she one of the most beautiful women of the year last year or the year before or before those when in that 70's show? bandwagon much? :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When people know exactly what they're getting into by drinking as much as they do the night before but then complain about being hungover and the taste of alcohol the morning after. Bitch shut your trap you knew exactly what was coming the moment you let that liquid run past your lips :bawling:

[Kerry]

That I've missed a really important text message and can't reply yet :(

[Grimnir]

public transport

people listening to their crappy music at high volume

people who have mind numbing braindead conversation, loud enough so the whole bus/train can hear

people who sit on the aisle seat on a busy bus and don't move unless you tell them to move

people who stare at you on the bus and then act all dopey when you take them up on it

people who have about 15 bags of shopping and then proceed to struggle about huffing and puffing, why don't they just split the shopping throughout the week to make easier? duh

people who ignore british queueing etiquette, always foreigners and kids are most to blame, rules are simple: find the end of queue and go stand there and be patient

there are so many more and i only covered public transport so far :laugh2:

[Grimnir]

cinema

people talking during the movie, G T F O the cinema if you want to talk

people who don't switch off phone and it rings some crappy ringtone

people who go to the toilet 5 mins into the movie, WTF? piss beforehand

people with a huge bucket of popcorn that stinks

people who leave as soon as the credits start at the end of a movie. Are they making a point as to their thoughts on the film? Are they in a rush, left cooker on?

people who sit close to another person despite there being about 90% of seats still left

[TomRocksUrSocks]

People who slurp and people who chew loudly. Also my brother exhales loads after he's taken a sip and that's annoying.

[LemonJam]

When you have 4 people in your accommodation who constantly blast piss poor rap music and you're stuck in the centre, trying desperately to do music coursework.

[Stacey.]

School.

[Kerry]

When you put everything in the wash and switch the machine on then find something else :mad:

[Kerry]

Going for a bath but all the hot water's gone :bawling:

[Beso]

The way Phil Jupitus kisses Stephen Fry's arse on QI.

[Kerry]

Feeling as rough as a badgers bum :(

[KG.]

People that take ****ing ages to reply to texts :bored:

[Kerry]

Not being able to shake a bug

Feeling really low

[GypsyGoth]

Not being able to shake a bug

Feeling really low

:hug:


And this annoys me, when people put false music videos on youtube, so you click it, thinking it's the one you want to see, instead it's somebodies inane vlog :cloud:

[Mr XcX]

School.

Why am I not shocked to hear that.

[Kerry]

Why am I not shocked to hear that.

Drink your tea

[Kerry]

Thanks Claudia :) :love:

[GypsyGoth]

When I downloaded a movie but it's dubbed into russian or some other language I don't understand.

[Claymores]

When I downloaded a movie but it's dubbed into russian or some other language I don't understand.

When I've downloaded one in HD that took forever and it's in English but with fooking english subtitles spashed over it too!!!

Why do that?! :conf:

[Kerry]

Wanted a cuppa and all the milk's gone! :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Just catching up to last weeks waterloo road and oh my god why is mr mead in everybodys business for gad sakes!!!! if something is happening he's there having his say or telling someone, whether it's in or out of school. do any of these teachers ever ****ing teach??!?!:conf:
and everybody keeps saying jonah is hot...er ok but girls he's clearly gay. imporve your gaydar :hugesmile:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

late with jersey shore, just getting into it but i can tell you how the next 10 episodes will go :shocked: 35 mins of situation cooking in the kitchen or dj pauly, vinnie macking on the job, then 5 mins of everybody getting ready for the club, 5 more mins of sam laying in bed testing ronnie to stay home but he goes out, 10 mins of the boys picking up grenades then to finish the show talking about what happened at the club:shocked: jee i wanna get paid millions to do **** all too:shocked:

PS: Jwow needs to meet a bigger woman than her to put her in her place but she is hot though :amazed: i love women with boyish qualities.and vinny is gay

[Kerry]

When my throat won't clear. Cold aftermath :mad:

[Stacey.]

When you really want to know something and no-one will tell you.

[GypsyGoth]

When you really want to know something and no-one will tell you.

:laugh:

Is it a secret?

[Iceman]

People following you into threads:conf2::conf2:

[Stacey.]

:laugh:

Is it a secret?

hehe it was, but I got told in the end :')

[Claymores]

hehe it was, but I got told in the end :')

I hope it wasn't someone's facebook ID for you to rape Miss Marple :hugesmile:

[Stacey.]

I hope it wasn't someone's facebook ID for you to rape Miss Marple :hugesmile:

LOL :nono: It actually wasn't this time

[Smithy]

When you have a cold and you can't stop coughing :mad:

[Kerry]

When you have a cold and you can't stop coughing :mad:

Annoying as hell. Plus the cough always lingers after the colds gone. Mine has :mad:

[Stacey.]

Annoying as hell. Plus the cough always lingers after the colds gone. Mine has :mad:

Mine did last time, and I think I've got the same virus again :'(

[Kerry]

Mine did last time, and I think I've got the same virus again :'(

:( :hug:

[Stacey.]

:( :hug:

:hug:

[Kerry]

One thing that worked really well for me was chicken cuppa-soup

[Stacey.]

Omfg I love cuppa-soup *wants again now*

[Kerry]

Omfg I love cuppa-soup *wants again now*

I had one while I was unwell and felt soooo good afterwards. The steam unblocks you and the heat (daft as it sounds) soothes the cough/throat :love:

[Enid]

I don't have a cold but I have phlegm that is lingering at the back of my throat and no matter how much I cough, I can't budge it. :(

[Lee.]

Immature little twats

[Jordan.]

Adele - Someone Like You

My next door neighbour has had the radio playing loud for a couple of hours and that song has already been on 4 times. :bored:

[CharlieO]

myself and the way i act.

[Kerry]

When people make hundreds of threads in one day about essentially the same bloody thing

[michael21]

http://www.hootingyard.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bee-one.jpg

[Kerry]

Pictures that make no sense irritate me too. Just post 'bees' if they bug you....

[Lee.]

IMDB going soooooo ****ing slow!!

[Rob]

missing the amber light by seconds due to some twat in front driving like a tart

[Kerry]

Sore throat for the third fecking week. I thought it was going :mad:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when people keep going on about the weather. yes ok, there's sun. How long have you flipping been on planet earth? have you never seen or felt the sun before, or even went on holiday when it was cold here? yes you have, now shut it, wear shorts and tank and just get the **** out and enjoy. Stop going on about how warm it is and how blessed we are the sun exists. At the end of the day we still have to do normal chores and work/schools etc..the sun out doesn't get you special priviliges or elevation to a magical planet......aaarrrrrrrrrrrr :cloud: http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/angry/angry.gif (http://www.sherv.net/angry-emoticon-127.html)http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/angry/mad.gif (http://www.sherv.net/mad-emoticon-131.html)............................ woke up on the right side of bed today.

[Kerry]

My memory. It's terrible when I need it to work yet I remember the most stupid, useless crap ever!

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when you dig up an old thread and someone picks out a random quote from the thread other than your own to show they're ignoring you. :D

This happens in so many forums/websites and it's so obvious. :shocked:

[Zippy]

my dreams

theyre getting so weird and abstract lately. Im arguing with my sister then suddenly she's a goat. And then Im chasing Lorraine kelly. Just totally messed up.

I think its why Im up late lately...Im scared to sleep!

[Kerry]

When you feel peckish but kinda queasy at the same time

[Jordan.]

When you plan on having an early night then you notice the time is 4:15 in the morning. :shocked:

[Kerry]

When you plan on having an early night then you notice the time is 4:15 in the morning. :shocked:

Just go with the flow. Planned early nights never seem to work :joker:

[Jordan.]

That stupid Party Rock Anthem song its so **** and everyone is raping it. :bored:

[Kerry]

A neighbours burgular alarm droning on and on......

[Josy]

A drunk guy kicking wing mirrors of all the cars in the street :mad:

[GypsyGoth]

When a number you don't recognize rings the house phone repeatedly.

[LemonJam]

Blisters on your fingers :(

[Niamh.]

Itchy nose :/

[Marsh.]

When a number you don't recognize rings the house phone repeatedly.

Sorry about that.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Kerry]

Itchy nose :/

Old wives tales say that means something is going to anger you


Yes - having an itchy nose probably :joker:

[Niamh.]

Old wives tales say that means something is going to anger you


Yes - having an itchy nose probably :joker:

:laugh:

[Kerry]

Those little chuffin' fruit flies that never stop. Well, until they decide to divebomb into your drink :mad:

[Shaun]

When you lose something and you ask someone to help find it, and they ask "where did you last see it?"

AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ALREADY.

[Doogle]

Dwarfs.

[Stacey.]

When you lose something and you ask someone to help find it, and they ask "where did you last see it?"

AS IF I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT ALREADY.

LOL this annoys me too.

[Josy]

Dwarfs.

:laugh:

[Smithy]

Moths :mad:

[Kerry]

Moths are great. Catch it, they tickle

[Kerry]

I have ONE bloody vase in the entire house that I sometimes stick a bunch of flowers in. ONE, as I hate ornaments but sometimes I nick from the park.... I mean buy.... a bunch of Daffies to brighten the place up.

So, what have I just gone and managed to smash?? That ONE bloody vase! All I did was close a window and it commited suicide :(

[Vicky.]

Toothache for the first time in my life :sad:

I have felt like someone is stabbing me in the cheek for the past 20 hours or so, and am now feeling ridiculously sorry for myself while clutching a hotwater bottle sheep to my face :bored:

[Kerry]

Toothache for the first time in my life :sad:

I have felt like someone is stabbing me in the cheek for the past 20 hours or so, and am now feeling ridiculously sorry for myself while clutching a hotwater bottle sheep to my face :bored:

Nip to the chemist tomorrow. They do some great stuff. Numbs it.

[Vicky.]

Yeah gavs had that stuff before. Getting some in the morning, along with the strongest painkillers they are allowed to do over the counter.

Have dentist on wed though, so its not gunna be for too long :)

[Kerry]

Yeah gavs had that stuff before. Getting some in the morning, along with the strongest painkillers they are allowed to do over the counter.

Have dentist on wed though, so its not gunna be for too long :)

Ahh right. Hope it's quickly sorted :)

[Jordan.]

Gardening and Splinters [caused from gardening] :bored:

[BB_Eye]

People repeaedly apologising on behalf of their kids purely as a way of showing them up infront of the person they are supposedly 'bothering'. Impresses nobody and certainly not me.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

kids

[Stacey.]

kids

*hides jayman*

[Locke.]

Grenades

[Marsh.]

Dwarves.


No need to thank me.

Edit - Correcting spelling is probably someone's irritant. Oops.

[GypsyGoth]

When you have caps lock on and you keep putting in your password to a site wondering why the heck it's not working :cloud:

[Jordan.]

A wasp flying into the bathroom whilst im in the bath. :bored:

[Shaun]

Phoning someone only for them to answer "I'll phone you back in a minute" and they never do. OH MY DAYS GET THIS BITCH SOME MANNERS.

[CharlieO]

when im dancing to music like a loony in my room and i knock the earphone cord and they rip out my ears and really hurt. :(

[Z]

I hate when somebody comes into my room and then doesn't shut my door properly when they leave, nothing more annoying than leaving the door ajar argh!

[CharlieO]

I hate when somebody comes into my room and then doesn't shut my door properly when they leave, nothing more annoying than leaving the door ajar argh!

OMG makes me go actually crazy.

[Shaun]

In musicals, when someone speaks lines inbetween sung lines... :bored: annoyingly cheesy.

[Chuck]

Asian penis. :''(

[Kerry]

I hate when somebody comes into my room and then doesn't shut my door properly when they leave, nothing more annoying than leaving the door ajar argh!

Hate that. Especially when theres a draft and it knocks the door open and shut constantly :mad:

[Kerry]

A wasp flying into the bathroom whilst im in the bath. :bored:

Wasps terrify me and we have a wasps nest in the wall cavity :bawling:

[Chuck]

A particular mod.

-makes voodoo doll-

[Benjamin]

A particular mod.

-makes voodoo doll-

:pat:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

-sticks pen in voodoo doll of ben i made months ago-

[Benjamin]

-sticks pen in voodoo doll of ben i made months ago-

:pat:


At least it's only a pen you are sticking in me. ;)

[Smithy]

:laugh2:

[Chuck]

http://i54.tinypic.com/2hhdlqu.jpg

-puts dildo in anus-

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that was supposed to say pin http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5l.jpg

[Chuck]

that was supposed to say pin http://i.imgur.com/Iu8a5l.jpg

:joker:

[Kerry]

Being too hot, then too cold, then too hot again :mad:

[Jordan.]

Adverts on websites that play like videos and you have to click them to turn the sound off. :bored:

[Jordan.]

My next door but one's cats, I swear to god I hate them, I could kill them.

All they do is do that horrible pathetic screeching sound all through the night and then in the morning when im trying to get back to sleep from them waking me in the first place. :bored:

I swear to god if they don't shut up im going to find the biggest rock I can see to throw at them. :bored:

[Jordan.]

*is in a bad mood this morning*

[Josy]

:mad: Old firm days

[Claymores]

Being overcharged by £15 in a really crap hotel, then getting back home to find a 'satisfaction survey' spam on your email by that hotel.

And.................having to argue with a little receptionist in a **** hotel she cannot count or use a calculator. If you have already paid £7.50 as a booking deposit, you do not add that to the final bill, you subtract it. Effing Scottish Highlands numpties - electronic calculators are obviously still a wierd technology to them.

GRRRRR

['Conor]

i wouldnt call it an irritation, but it makes me kinda sad.

Like if i watch an old movie from the 50s/60s/70s whatever.

And i really like it and get to no the characters and google an actor/actress in that movie(s) i watched and find out that he/she died like a few years ago and kinda makes me sad because i never new of them until present day..

its weird i no.

[Lee.]

Late people! :mad:

[Kerry]

Sites that let you reserve a delivery slot only to say it's not available once you go to pay :mad:

[midlandman]

ablisa

['Conor]

that there has never been a Conor in BB, and how there is never a Conor in any TV programme or soap (i no there was a Conor in EastEnders but he spelt his name like Connor so that dosen't count)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

conor

['Conor]

conor

yes?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

:joker:

['Conor]

what it annoys me :joker:

not even in movies.

[Stacey.]

He meant you annoy him boo.

[CharlieO]

when you cant dislike someone/ something with out being accused of jealousy when thats the opposite emotion to the one your feeling.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that I procrastinate way too much.What is wrong with me? I literally leave everything till the last minute. I feel as though if I'M not rushing to do what I need to do then it doesn't feel important, when in truth it is.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Annie from 90210 is still bloody irritating! go away you can't act!! :cloud:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why are martin scorcese's films so bloody long!! the only one i've been able to sit through in one sitting is Gangs of new york :bored:

[Kerry]

Argos saying they will deliver something within ten days. Then 30 days. Then 2 fecking months :mad:

[LemonJam]

When the advert before the youtube video you're trying to watch won't buffer so you can't watch what you actually want to in the ****ing first place.

[Marsh.]

Annie from 90210 is still bloody irritating! go away you can't act!! :cloud:

Spoiled a part of Scream 4 that would have been otherwise enjoyable.

[Kerry]

The air pressure changes playing havoc with my wrist that I broke years ago. Always plays up :bawling:

[karezza]

Ant & Dec.

[hennessy]

It irks me when ads or in tv shows play music I'm trying to avoid ie anything in the charts

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

^ :amazed:

[Kerry]

When you have a wound thats healing but itches like crazy!!!!!!! Grrrr!

[Marsh.]

Chavvy blokes who put a stripy jumper from Ben Sherman over their tracksuit and call it "dressed up" for going out.