Little things that really irritate you.

[King Gizzard]

three biggest TiBB gripes, the Capitals On Every Letter In Thread Titles, and not,putting gaps,in between commas,and the next word

and ! followed by a full stop/more dots

[MTVN]

I wouldn't call James Corden little.



And you complain about people killing jokes :nono:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

I can't watch Shawshank redemption anymore without thinking about the family guy episode where they did a spoof of it. Especially the scene where Tim robbins tells Morgan freeman if he ever gets out, find this spot and a rock that has no business being there-family guy was like if you ever get out find this rock, I don't know it's been 20 yrs it may not be there anymore, who knows they may even be a mall there, in that case sbeen nice knowing you :joker:

[Smithy]

I wouldn't call James Corden little.

But, yeah, I hate people who type randomly too. Either with... random... spaces. Random Capital Letters Throughout The Entire Sentence or

Changing the

line every couple of

words.

Life
in
the
slow
lane.

Thank You :hmph:

[Vicky.]

Nothing wrong with overusing the full stop...

:idc:

[Benjamin]

Going out of your way to do something for someone after they have asked you and then them not even thanking you for doing it.

[Niall]

not,putting gaps,in between commas,and the next word

This is the thing I hate the most about certain posters on here. Its completely illogical too. I just don't understand how anyone thinks typing like that looks right. D:

[Mystic Mock]

This is the thing I hate the most about certain posters on here. Its completely illogical too. I just don't understand how anyone thinks typing like that looks right. D:

We don't do it because we think it looks right,we do it because it annoys certain members.:hugesmile:

[MTVN]

This is the thing I hate the most about certain posters on here. Its completely illogical too. I just don't understand how anyone thinks typing like that looks right. D:

Haha I know, surely you can just look at your post and realise that there should be spaces there after the commas, why would you not put them in

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

"good girl" i'm not a dog called maisy!! :cloud:

[Ammi]

..when you've just pressed reply on your 80's songs..and the 'oops' comes up on explorer....and you have to do it again

..none of those oops I did it again jokes please

[Livia]

People who drive in the pouring rain, when it's as dark as evening, and don't turn their lights on... And people - men usually - in massive four wheel drives, with brains even smaller than their penises, who drive at you really fast over partially flooded roads sending a bloody tsunami your way.

[King Gizzard]

Ignorant girls..if you don't want to talk..tell me..don't just completely ignore that's ****ing rude

[Livia]

That's their loss, Nathan.

[Me. I Am Salman]

"good girl" i'm not a dog called maisy!! :cloud:

wtf loool

[Mystic Mock]

"good girl" i'm not a dog called maisy!! :cloud:

Maisy be a good girl and come here.:devil:

[King Gizzard]

That's their loss, Nathan.

Yep :hmph:

[Ammi]

Tibbs..saying my inbox is full when it isn't

[King Gizzard]

not irritated but..all the threads about brutal deaths in the serious debate thread..:-(

[Me. I Am Salman]

Maisy be a good girl and come here.:devil:

:laugh2:

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nathan complaining about EVERYTHING to do with the News & Serious Debates Forum

[King Gizzard]

Salman offending my eyes

[Josy]

Salman complaining about Nathan complaining in a thread that is basically used for complaining.

[King Gizzard]

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

eating an easter egg and 2 creme eggs just like that blurgh

[Kizzy]

Old people, young people, the news, the weather, dogs, coffee, sweaty feet, shampoo, earrings, vaccuums, lawnmowers, bird droppings, cherry yoghurts, ....being on a downer :(

[King Gizzard]

..bad day then Kizzy

[King Gizzard]

People actually thinking they're gonna be chosen by big brother when theyre signed up to a BB forum /callbacks discussion thread

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nathan for having a filthy hobo as his avatar

[Me. I Am Salman]

Nathan for having a filthy hobo as his avatar

[King Gizzard]

:joker: That's no way to talk about Scroobius :nono:

[Me. I Am Salman]

He needs a shower

[King Gizzard]

I am sure he cleans himself daily..you're just beard-ist :nono:

[Kizzy]

Yep...
http://gifs.gifbin.com/1232549592_zombie%20woman%20optical%20illusion.gif

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

how does one become a nun? I want to denounce love and wanting dick forever :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

:joker:

what did i just read

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:joker:

what did i just read

love hurts man young man, don't ever do it :bawling: nazareth was right, love ****ing hurts :bawling: better to be a nun or mormon :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

young man? i'm older than you :idc:

..well I think..

maybe not

[King Gizzard]

young man? i'm older than you :idc:

..well I thin

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

young man? i'm older than you :idc:

..well I thin

doesn't matter, please don't fall in love :bawling: if a man hath eyes let him gauge them out :bawling: if a man hath dick let him cut it off :bawling:

[King Gizzard]

Some good shaekspeare there

[King Gizzard]

just yawned and dislocated my jaw again :bawling::bawling:

[King Gizzard]

and its taking longer to slip back in place again D:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

:shocked:

[King Gizzard]

there we go

[Mystic Mock]

and its taking longer to slip back in place again D:

I hate that, it always comes when I yawn aswell.

[Livia]

People who breeze into my office at 1:20 for a 1pm appointment without a word of apology or explanation. He's still sitting outside. He's going to be there a while.

[InOne]

Not being able to listen to that "one last song" when I need to get off the comp. I keep pressing repeat lol

[Kizzy]

food shopping...fml

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that dailymail tells us what happens in American idol before it's aired. Dummies we're in UK we don't see it til the evening. stop. :cloud:

Presenters of cooking shows. Mouth full of saliva after tasting the food "umm massive amount of flavor, that is absolutely delicious, melts in your mouth, the way the sauces compliment each other and the sweetness of the chilli...." blah blah blah...shut up and give me some

[Ammi]

that dailymail tells us what happens in American idol before it's aired. Dummies we're in UK we don't see it til the evening. stop. :cloud:

Presenters of cooking shows. Mouth full of saliva after tasting the food "umm massive amount of flavor, that is absolutely delicious, melts in your mouth, the way the sauces compliment each other and the sweetness of the chilli...." blah blah blah...shut up and give me some

..It's annoying when they talk with their mouth full..I can't understand how they can eat so much

[King Gizzard]

cooking shows altogether, whats the point if you can't taste it

the ones that tell you how to cook, fine, but the contests..just why

[Redway]

When people sniff when they talk.

[Bollo]

When people sniff when they talk.

People constantly sniffing yes, there is a guy at work who does and this other bird that works with us is always shouting 'stop sniffing for gawd sake, just BLOW YOUR NOSE!!' it cracks me up, but I know what she means..

[Redway]

People constantly sniffing yes, there is a guy at work who does and this other bird that works with us is always shouting 'stop sniffing for gawd sake, just BLOW YOUR NOSE!!' it cracks me up, but I know what she means..

Haha. I'm pretty intolerant of sniffing, too. I suppose it's all right at first, but it drives me mental when it goes on and on, and when people ask them to stop sniffing, they're like, "It's all right - I don't need one." Hate it. :bored:

[Marc]

Walking behind somebody who is smoking.

[Marc]

Everything about Titanic on TV at the moment

[Marc]

Uni work

:bawling:

[Vicky.]

Running out of salt and vinegar chipsticks :bored:

[Vicky.]

Hitting 30k posts and no-one even acknowledging it or giving me an award.

I refuse to add my own :hmph:

[Pyramid*]

Hitting 30k posts and no-one even acknowledging it or giving me an award.

I refuse to add my own :hmph:


http://news.esky2u.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/30000.jpg

Fraid you have to go to the States to collect it.

[Pyramid*]

The dickheads not putting my luggage on the plane then telling me they couldn't get a courier today to deliver it to my home ........ odd how a few 'key words' somehow magically make what they said they couldn't do.... suddenly be reversed.

[King Gizzard]

Hitting 30k posts and no-one even acknowledging it or giving me an award.

I refuse to add my own :hmph:


I just did it without seeing this post :laugh: Ben was moving threads yesterday so it tipped you over

[Livia]

When they use a really great tune on an advert and play it over and over and bloody over. Marks and Spencer/Here Comes the Sun is the latest one. Someone remind me to punch Gary Barlow in the solar plexus if ever I bump into him.

[King Gizzard]

anyone ever get confused when they're making a drink/cooking with lids..putting them on the wrong things

I just put the milk cap in the coffee jar and can't get it out now

[Pyramid*]

Making a sandwich, being distracted whilst eating it - you're really enjoying it and think you have some left to eat - when you look to the plate for that last bite: you realise you've already had it.

that's a real bummer. :(

[King Gizzard]

The new people next door but one feeling the need to install a new fireplace

I can hear every hammer blow

[Smithy]

slow downloads :bored:

[Josy]

Tesco not having my order ready to pick up when they said it would be there after 4pm :mad:

[King Gizzard]

you can order from tesco :suspect:

[Josy]

Yeah you can order stuff and get them delivered or you can order then pick them up in store, its a trampoline for my nieces birthday I'm waiting on.

[King Gizzard]

i have one of them tiny ones you use for exercise in the shed if you want to come pick it up

[Josy]

It has to be pink :laugh: Is yours pink? :suspect:

[InOne]

Tesco is fast becoming the new Netto

[King Gizzard]

Black with a red leather thing around it sorry :idc:

[King Gizzard]

Oh..thats a thing

Women over the age of about 16 that are obsessed with the horrible kind of barbie pink

[Marc]

Slow internet

[Marc]

Slow walkers

[Marc]

Slow getting-ready people

[Marc]

Slow things

[Redway]

People putting up Facebook statuses such as, 'At work' or 'At home'. Who actually cares?

[Redway]

Adverts on YouTube videos.

[Josy]

The constant adverts for titanic stuff on the history channel lately, I know it was sad all of those people dying but for goodness leave the thing alone now and let those poor people rest in peace.

[Pyramid*]

The new people next door but one feeling the need to install a new fireplace

I can hear every hammer blow

I don't mind that if it's done at a reasonable hour - what I do mind is when they don't start till about 8pm and are still hammering away toward midnight etc .


Same with quiet peaceful early Sunday mornings in Spring / Summer being ruined by eager beavers with their strimmers at 8am. *rants*

[King Gizzard]

They do it when they get home from work, so about 5pm rightttt the way through to about 9pm

and all day today

[Pyramid*]

They do it when they get home from work, so about 5pm rightttt the way through to about 9pm

and all day today


ach, thing is: soon it will be over and done with. 9pm is a fairly reasonable time to stop I think - these things have to be done at some point - even better when I'm not there though! :D

[King Gizzard]

They've been hammering stuff ALL DAY

i've got the biggest headache and I never get headaches

So much we had to all go out for a bit

Not really fair is it?

[King Gizzard]

Not to mention the theatre directly behind our house is having a linedancing class

[Bollo]

When someone you have been friends with for years hits on you because they are drunk and/or bored..tsk tsk

[King Gizzard]

They've probably got a picture of you beside their bed

[Redway]

Teenagers and young adults who argue at their parents for absolutely no valid reason whatsoever.

[Bollo]

They've probably got a picture of you beside their bed

:o... No he's just being a knobber.. I gone get his picture and throw darts at it unless he packs it in

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

people doing their own let the _______ see the _______________ lines like, let the camel see the toe...stop :bored:

[Marc]

Dog farts

[Redway]

Human farts. They're not little things, mind... :laugh:

[Marc]

Human farts. They're not little things, mind... :laugh:

Some can! Lol

[Redway]

Some can! Lol

Lying to yourself won't change anything. :idc: :p

[GypsyGoth]

Stupid internet going on and off :cloud:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

How akward is it when the old man starts singing “thank heavens, for little girls” in the hsbc lemonade ad :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

How akward is it when the old man starts singing “thank heavens, for little girls” in the hsbc lemonade ad :joker:

I've never seen that advert but it sounds like it's advocating paedophilia:joker:

[Pyramid*]

How akward is it when the old man starts singing “thank heavens, for little girls” in the hsbc lemonade ad :joker:


I've not noticed that before... but I can envisage it! :joker:


Someone across the way had a party tonight - which is no bother: but being woken up by several taxis coming and going, tooting their horns and now can't get back to sleep........... :bawling:

*wishes deadly hangovers on the revellers tomorrow*

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

here is the advert :joker:

CWwTBiDv5dw

[nicole_burks]

People who stare.

[Pyramid*]

People who stare.

That's one of mine too, but sometimes it is so hard not to, depending on what it is.

I was in the supermarket the other day- and there was a young lady and her boyfriend - she must have been about 22/23. Beautifully dressed, tanned gorgeously, very natural looking make up, with a thigh length mini pleated skirt on, smart high heels - and I swear - i could not take my eyes off her rear view!!! :shocked:

Now I don't bat that way, but this lassie was like something straight off Vogue front page - breathtakingly beautiful and perfectly formed. What was even nicer was that she was so natural in demeanour - she wasn't acting all ''look at me''... she was being all loved up and had that 'girl next door' charm oozing from her.

The guys that I glimpsed at - long forgot that they were in there for shopping as soon as they saw her!! Can't blame them one tiny bit! :joker:

I suppose that's a 'nice stare' though, rather than the rude version.

[Jords]

My bro is a really bad starer :joker:

[Pyramid*]

My bro is a really bad starer :joker:

those jet black sunglasses that you cannot see the eyes are a real boon for that. Old trick that I cottoned onto years ago via an old flame ..... you can look ahead, giving the appearance of you looking elsewhere, when in fact, the eyeballs can be looking elsewhere. :devil: !!!

god, I really shouldn't be passing on all these tips to you lot!

[Kizzy]

My bro is a really bad starer :joker:
My daughter tell me off for this all the time...:blush:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When in your chaotic dream you dream tobey keith is singing- I love her, cause the devil told me so then you wake up, google and the song doesn't exist. That song was specifically made for my dream :O yo tobey got a hit for you. WaaAy better than that Red solo cup nonsense :bored:

[Ammi]

When in your chaotic dream you dream tobey keith is singing- I love her, cause the devil told me so then you wake up, google and the song doesn't exist. That song was specifically made for my dream :O yo tobey got a hit for you. WaaAy better than that Red solo cup nonsense :bored:

..it wasn't God Love Her was it?

[Pyramid*]

Having just painted my nails, light a candle by way of having to twist lighter so flame flicks onto thumb a little to 'reach the wick' ....then realising too late, that nail polish is highly flammable - demonstrated clearly when your fingernail starts having it's own flame . :crazy:

Ouch.

:bawling:

*gives self award for idiot of the month award*

[Kizzy]

Realising you are an egg short....:(
and has to give mine away....:bawling::bawling:

[Ammi]

...who did you forget Kizzy?

[Pyramid*]

Realising you are an egg short....:(
and has to give mine away....:bawling::bawling:

See.....if you'd had a better teacher, they'd have taught you to count - or you had been a better student, you'd have learned basic arithmetic and would still have your choccie egg to munch on :joker:


sorry kizzy....that was too good to miss. My apologies. :blush2:

yes, you could put me down as the next irriting thing to make up for that one. :spin:

[Me. I Am Salman]

The fact that when you try to forget about itching, you itch more :suspect:

[Marsh.]

How akward is it when the old man starts singing “thank heavens, for little girls” in the hsbc lemonade ad :joker:

Reminds me of one of my favourite movies...

Everyone thinks his 14 year old daughter is his girlfriend. lol

pqgeKGoJjig

[SirCiaran]

Slow computers, they ****ing kill me inside

[Vanessa]

My very slow internet! :mad:

[Kizzy]

See.....if you'd had a better teacher, they'd have taught you to count - or you had been a better student, you'd have learned basic arithmetic and would still have your choccie egg to munch on :joker:


sorry kizzy....that was too good to miss. My apologies. :blush2:

yes, you could put me down as the next irriting thing to make up for that one. :spin:

HOW RUDE!....:joker::joker:
Forgot my neighbours snot nosed brat *ahem* I mean charming child ammi.....:devil:

[Mystic Mock]

those jet black sunglasses that you cannot see the eyes are a real boon for that. Old trick that I cottoned onto years ago via an old flame ..... you can look ahead, giving the appearance of you looking elsewhere, when in fact, the eyeballs can be looking elsewhere. :devil: !!!

god, I really shouldn't be passing on all these tips to you lot!

Thanks for the tip Pyramid.

I will dye my hair ginger aswell just to give off the Horatio Cane look.

[Jordan.]

School holidays, I wish all the trampy kids down my street would **** off back to school. Had enough of their screaming and shouting.

[Jordan.]

Not been able to find the remote fast enough when Peter Andres show comes on.

[King Gizzard]

The advert to his news series is cringeworthy

something along the lines of ''i've done alot of stuff you all want to know about''

[Jordan.]

Jeremy Kyle this morning is a repeat, i've seen this one loads already :nono:


/mess

[Vanessa]

All the adverts in the sky channels ! :mad:

[Jordan.]

The advert to his news series is cringeworthy

something along the lines of ''i've done alot of stuff you all want to know about''

"and I know you all wanna know who I've been dating" - Don't know how anyone could genuinely give a ****

[Benjamin]

Being tired at 3:30am, getting to your bed and then remembering that you washed the bedding but forgot to make it again. :sad:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Not been able to find the remote fast enough when Peter Andres show comes on.
speaking of andre-it annoys me so much that he was filmed when he found out about his bros cancer. seriously is he unable to keep somethings private?! :bored:

[Locke.]

Good old Pete letting us see the ins and outs of all kinds of different situations

[Livia]

People who rudely push onto the Tube without letting people get off... people who walk through onto the platform and stop dead. Move down the platform you idiots, no one can get in behind you! People who put their bag on the window seat and sit in the aisle seat thinking their ticket entitles them to two seats. I will climb over you and sit on your stupid handbag if I have to. People who use their games consoles and phones - or take their screaming kids - into the quiet zone on the train and then look at you utterly amazed when you point it out.

Spent a bit of time on trains in the last two days...

[Niamh.]

lol Livia..........deep breaths!

[Livia]

lol Livia..........deep breaths!

I know... LOL... And...................................... relax.

[Jords]

UK acts that piss off to America.

[Mystic Mock]

UK acts that piss off to America.

Let them as they're normally like Justin Bieber in the Music that they make anyway.

[Livia]

A hotel room that is so stiflingly hot you have to get up in the middle of the night and turn on the aircon... and when you run the cold taps in the bathroom, the water coming out is as hot as the hot tap so you can't take a shower or you'd lose your skin.

It's good to be home.

[Me. I Am Salman]

School holidays, I wish all the trampy kids down my street would **** off back to school. Had enough of their screaming and shouting.


This.

They're doing it now http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/icons/icon11.gif

[Ammi]

People who rudely push onto the Tube without letting people get off... people who walk through onto the platform and stop dead. Move down the platform you idiots, no one can get in behind you! People who put their bag on the window seat and sit in the aisle seat thinking their ticket entitles them to two seats. I will climb over you and sit on your stupid handbag if I have to. People who use their games consoles and phones - or take their screaming kids - into the quiet zone on the train and then look at you utterly amazed when you point it out.

Spent a bit of time on trains in the last two days...

A hotel room that is so stiflingly hot you have to get up in the middle of the night and turn on the aircon... and when you run the cold taps in the bathroom, the water coming out is as hot as the hot tap so you can't take a shower or you'd lose your skin.

It's good to be home.

..no place like home :lovedup:

[Vanessa]

Stendan fans moaning on twitter! For god sake! Just kill me! :bored:

[Ammi]

..when you make a toasted cheese sandwich..and all of the cheese falls out into the sandwich maker

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when you want to do this...

Hmt5K3bIbrw

...but have guests :(

[Redway]

The way people abuse the race card. I really am not saying this to be racist at all, but it pisses the hell out of me the way people say "it's just because I'm black" when they know fully well that they shouldn't be let off because of the colour of their skin. Don't even get me wrong here, I absolutely hate racism (it's nonsensical and stupid hating on people because of the colour of their skin or eye colour or whatever - something you can't change), but there are so many pisstakes with this sort of thing, which I'm too tired to even go into right now.

[Mystic Mock]

The way people abuse the race card. I really am not saying this to be racist at all, but it pisses the hell out of me the way people say "it's just because I'm black" when they know fully well that they shouldn't be let off because of the colour of their skin. Don't even get me wrong here, I absolutely hate racism (it's nonsensical and stupid hating on people because of the colour of their skin or eye colour or whatever - something you can't change), but there are so many pisstakes with this sort of thing, which I'm too tired to even go into right now.

Good point Redway, they want to be let off for something because of the colour of there skin but think that the colour of there skin shouldn't be used when it goes against them, which 9 times out of 10 never does get used against them anyway and thank god.

[Redway]

Good point Redway, they want to be let off for something because of the colour of there skin but think that the colour of there skin shouldn't be used when it goes against them, which 9 times out of 10 never does get used against them anyway and thank god.

Exactly. Most people don't actually give one about the colour of your skin. At the end of the day, you have to pay for what you've done. Don't get me wrong, some cases are racist, but very, very few comparatively. All that "it's just because I'm black" nonsense needs to stop.

[LemonJam]

when children start screaming outside halfway through your fap session.

[Benjamin]

when children start screaming outside halfway through your fap session.

:laugh3:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why do men hate women? :( why do they design shoes that break every bone in your foot and, killing each toe by second? :( Is it because they want us to be bed bound with a swollen foot for days so they can have their way with us? :(

it's time women designed pants that kill mens crotch :D

[King Gizzard]

itchy beard syndrome

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

^^ aw :(

The way gotye said guess that I don't need "THAT THOUGH" but love the song in general :elephant:

[Bollo]

Hearing a song in the cab home, knowing every word to it, not being able to remember who it's by and can't load google to find out

[InOne]

Waking up early :bored:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

lauren pope. my god are you about anything else woman! surgery boys sugarhut, surgery surgery surgery boys surgery sugarhut

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why are you calling me whilst we are bbm'ing? go away.

[Vanessa]

Waking up early :bored:

Me too! I get up at 5 am! :bawling:

[Smithy]

rude ****ing ignorant *****

[King Gizzard]

rude ****ing ignorant *****

that's a bit rude

[Enid]

*posts a thousand pics of myself*

I'm so ugly! T_____T

[Enid]

*posts a thousand pics of myself*

I'm so ugly! T_____T

[Vanessa]

Unfollowers on twitter! :mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Maia]

When you are eating something in a bowl and there is a bit you're trying to get onto the spoon/fork by dragging it up the side but it either falls back in or falls over the side

[King Gizzard]

When you are eating something in a bowl and there is a bit you're trying to get onto the spoon/fork by dragging it up the side but it either falls back in or falls over the side

[King Gizzard]

oh what a coincidence

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

When you are eating something in a bowl and there is a bit you're trying to get onto the spoon/fork by dragging it up the side but it either falls back in or falls over the side

[Maia]

:joker:

[King Gizzard]

this is quite freaky

[LemonJam]

rofl <3

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

we have no food in ;_;

[LemonJam]

when you go to get your skin tag removed from your... lower back and it so turns out your Doctor is ridiculously hot and you can't look him in the eye afterwards.

[Vanessa]

People saying blatant lies about you! :bored:

[Jordan.]

Alexandra Burke rating herself sexier than Beyonce... and the other 48 in the countdown.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

gemma, arg and joey are the only tolerable ones in Towie. Although I see Arg as a bit of a pig ever since he said that he and lydia both knew that if he wanted her knickers would be on the floor. Bluurgh!!


annnddddd there's no black people in towie. lol once the pc brigade realizes this they'll put in a musCuclar black guy

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when you go to get your skin tag removed from your... lower back and it so turns out your Doctor is ridiculously hot and you can't look him in the eye afterwards.

oh dear

[Redway]

Having to edit every sentence you type because you're on your phone. :bored:

[Vicky.]

Having to edit every sentene you type because you're on your phone. :bored:

Awaits edit...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

am i racist towards my own people if i thought edward norton LOOKED extremely sexy in american history x? :(

omg i'm a supremacist in black skin :bawling:

[Mystic Mock]

Alexandra Burke rating herself sexier than Beyonce... and the other 48 in the countdown.

Im not surprised as she's bigheaded and deluded enough to think she's sexier than Beyonce.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Alexandra Burke rating herself sexier than Beyonce... and the other 48 in the countdown.

let her be. :joker:

[Redway]

Awaits edit...

:joker: I have to admit that did make me laugh. :laugh: But surely you see what I mean now. :bored:

[Ammi]

..not being able to find my phone

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

in movies based on true stories why does the dad always say "no it's not possible" when someone tells them what's going on? "your daughter has anorexia" "no it's not possible. "your daughter was raped" "not it's not possible" "i think our daughter is doing drugs" "no it's not possible. you're just overreacting" :bored:

[Marsh.]

Watching Eastenders, it's astonishing how many times someone's name is called and they respond with "Who wants to know?". Does anyone say that in real life? lol

[King Gizzard]

body clock

[Shaun]

horses

they are just bloody full of themselves

[Pyramid*]

Waking up with a headache.

and the price of new specs.

[Ammi]

..ironing

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

That every month every time somebody swims in the ocean with a carboard shaped like a lochness monster the sun publishes " is this the real life lochness monster?" faack off. If you want to really find out go take a swim in there and let us REALLY know.

[King Gizzard]

when people mistake me for the loch ness monster

[Vanessa]

Waking up at 5 am for work! :bawling:

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when people mistake me for the loch ness monster

:joker:

the latest one of 2 days ago is the funniest

http://i44.tinypic.com/2zg5hzr.jpg

title-"Is this grainy sonar image the elusive Loch Ness Monster?" :bored:



That a lot of times when here I try to press CTRL+V but end up pressing something else (dunno wat) and I end up at kayak.co.uk..:suspect:

[King Gizzard]

That is a very conclusive picture tbh, looks like the loch ness monster to me

[King Gizzard]

Not being able to do the hologram Tupac walk during Gangsta Party

[Kizzy]

effin jeffin rain...

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

to all the boys that cheat, make sure whoever you're cheating with doesn't have facebook or twitter because they will pubicly cuss you when they find out and then all your hoes will know you're a dog from that one tweet, and then your "wife"/"the main chic" will also find out and after they've all beaten each other up they will join forces to hunt you down with some ropes and castration devices...just sayin

[Redway]

People telling you to calm it when you're in an argument, when that only pisses you off even further. :bored:

[Vanessa]

People who are rude and shout. That's really annoying! :nono:

[chathappyforum]

People that have no respect for themself

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

why the heck is holly willoghby in every programme on every channel!

[King Gizzard]

why won't holly willoughby sleep with me

[Redway]

Gotye's Somebody That I Used to Know featuring about 100 bleeding times on the music channels. Pisses me right off, laa.

[Mystic Mock]

why won't holly willoughby sleep with me

Because it's almost like she doesn't know you.

[Mystic Mock]

why the heck is holly willoghby in every programme on every channel!

Because she's hot and is a decent presenter imo.

[Kizzy]

People on busses who think they bought BOTH seats with their ticket... MOVE THE BAG BITCH!!

[King Gizzard]

Might have an expensive ornament in the bag

[Ammi]

..people who take life too seriously

[InOne]

Internet constantly being on and off every 2 mins :bored:

[rk3388]

people who eat loudly or with their mouth open -_-

[rk3388]

people @ my school who say stuff like "say word!", epic, legit, fail, epic fail, win, epic win etc

[LemonJam]

Jazz pianists that play so loud you can hear them 3 practice rooms away.

[Vicky.]

People thinking that just because Im pregnant, that they have every right to just randomly come up to me and feel my stomach :bored:

Wouldnt care as much if I was obviouslyy pregnant, but I barely have a bump yet :laugh:

[Livia]

People thinking that just because Im pregnant, that they have every right to just randomly come up to me and feel my stomach :bored:

Wouldnt care as much if I was obviouslyy pregnant, but I barely have a bump yet :laugh:

Why do people assume they can just do that to pregnant women? So rude... Try bending their fingers back really hard then blaming it on your hormones.

[Smithy]

getting the blame for working with 4 pregnant woman :nono:

[Vicky.]

Why do people assume they can just do that to pregnant women? So rude... Try bending their fingers back really hard then blaming it on your hormones.

IDK but thats a good idea :laugh:

I'm looking forward to when I get a big bump and randomers ask me when Im due...gunna act all offended and say 'what do you mean, Im not pregnant...are you saying Im fat' just to make them feel all awkward :D

[hennessy]

I hate accidently listening to chart music, my sister puts on the radio in the car when she's giving me a lift and sometimes I can't put my headphones on fast enough.
My one and only time I've heard any Lady Gaga song was the first few bars of pokerface in a MacDonalds, needless to say I ate my burger outside in the rain

[hennessy]

I hate accidently listening to chart music, my sister puts on the radio in the car when she's giving me a lift and sometimes I can't put my headphones on fast enough.
My one and only time I've heard any Lady Gaga song was the first few bars of pokerface in a MacDonalds, needless to say I ate my burger outside in the rain

[Livia]

IDK but thats a good idea :laugh:

I'm looking forward to when I get a big bump and randomers ask me when Im due...gunna act all offended and say 'what do you mean, Im not pregnant...are you saying Im fat' just to make them feel all awkward :D

Haha... that's cruel. I like it.

[hennessy]

IDK but thats a good idea :laugh:

I'm looking forward to when I get a big bump and randomers ask me when Im due...gunna act all offended and say 'what do you mean, Im not pregnant...are you saying Im fat' just to make them feel all awkward :D
or say it's gas

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

that i can't see the fox biscuit ad without mimicking the fox

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

vanessa is banned? :conf: been here for almost 2 years havent been banned once...i'm so proud :D


that black people are their own worst enemy and we have the worst insults for ourselves...he's she looks like a hippo, he/she looks like a dog, chris brown looks like an ape, lil wayne looks like a gremlin :bored:

























































lil wayne actually does look like a gremlin

[lostalex]

^spam.

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

Lol I saw your post lostalex why write something then delete you pussy :joker:

but aww thank you. a stranger trying to hurt my feelings online....so cute :kiss:

[Kizzy]

You dont wanna know :devil:

[Marsh.]

I hate accidently listening to chart music, my sister puts on the radio in the car when she's giving me a lift and sometimes I can't put my headphones on fast enough.
My one and only time I've heard any Lady Gaga song was the first few bars of pokerface in a MacDonalds, needless to say I ate my burger outside in the rain


Yet, you know the name of the song, knew it was LG and recognise it from the first few bars. lol

[lostalex]

Lol I saw your post lostalex why write something then delete you pussy :joker:

but aww thank you. a stranger trying to hurt my feelings online....so cute :kiss:

are you a cutter?

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

swollen foot :bawling:

[Ammi]

..next time I'm not going to let anyone persuade me to have a glass of wine

[InOne]

Drunk Ammi :amazed:

[Ammi]

..LOL Joe I wasn't drunk..I was just a little bit disorientated
.. but I'm not going to let it happen again..my son's are a bad influence..I might have to have them taken into care

[King Gizzard]

Oh dear Ammi's had a glass of WKD :pipe:

[Niall]

Having to get up at 6:30 :bored:

[InOne]

..LOL Joe I wasn't drunk..I was just a little bit disorientated
.. but I'm not going to let it happen again..my son's are a bad influence..I might have to have them taken into care

You're a rebel Ammi, good to know you're still fighting the cause :cool:

[Ammi]

You're a rebel Ammi, good to know you're still fighting the cause :cool:

LOL Joe..I've had one glass of wine in a year...
..you're really going to milk this aren't you
..I wasn't drunk at all..my head just felt a bit swimmy..and I had a headache this morning..but I feel ok now..no intention of drinking anything again though

[King Gizzard]

That's what she wants us to think, secretly she replaced her water taps with wine

[Livia]

Going into the garage to book my car in for a service and coming face to face with a car they've just put up for sale... It doesn't just look like it's been working out, it looks like it's been working out on steroids. It's all I could do not to get down and lick the bonnet. I don't need a new car... I don't... But Ooooooo....

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cats thinking they are better than dogs/people thinking cats are better than dogs/cats

[Niamh.]

Going into the garage to book my car in for a service and coming face to face with a car they've just put up for sale... It doesn't just look like it's been working out, it looks like it's been working out on steroids. It's all I could do not to get down and lick the bonnet. I don't need a new car... I don't... But Ooooooo....

:laugh:

What type of car was it?

[Livia]

:laugh:

What type of car was it?

BMW Z3. Black... Looks like a little Bat Mobile... It was calling me I know it.

[Niamh.]

BMW Z3. Black... Looks like a little Bat Mobile... It was calling me I know it.

nice........I love the M3s

[Livia]

nice........I love the M3s

My trouble is I buy cars with my heart instead of my head... I fall in love with them because of how they look and end up having the engine rebuilt or something. At least this one is at my garage, a private sale they're doing for them...

No. NO. I. Do. Not. Need. A. New. Car.

[Niamh.]

My trouble is I buy cars with my heart instead of my head... I fall in love with them because of how they look and end up having the engine rebuilt or something. At least this one is at my garage, a private sale they're doing for them...

No. NO. I. Do. Not. Need. A. New. Car.

:laugh: I've had so much trouble with cars the last few years I think I'm going to drive the one I have till it falls apart!

[Livia]

:laugh: I've had so much trouble with cars the last few years I think I'm going to drive the one I have till it falls apart!

I'm kind of relieved... I thought it was just me with the car trouble. Although I might sway past the garage on my way home... just for a look.

[Niamh.]

I'm kind of relieved... I thought it was just me with the car trouble. Although I might sway past the garage on my way home... just for a look.

haha dangerous ...... don't forget to post a picture when you buy it :pipe:

[Livia]

haha dangerous ...... don't forget to post a picture when you buy it :pipe:

LMAO.... That bloody pipe-smoking smiley. It gets me every time...

[Vicky.]

OK, in extension to my post about people feeling my stomach, I would like to add feeling they can randomly grab hold of my tits. It was not a randomer this time(or they would seriously have lost their hands), and the friend doing so is gay (which also brings an interesting question...why are a lot of gay men obsessed with breasts? :suspect: ) but seriously...the reason? Apparently they look bigger. Well I would never have known that, thanks for pointing it out in the middle of the street. Much appreciated :rolleyes:

[Niamh.]

LMAO.... That bloody pipe-smoking smiley. It gets me every time...

I know you're just dying to post it, go on Livia :pipe:

OK, in extension to my post about people feeling my stomach, I would like to add feeling they can randomly grab hold of my tits. It was not a randomer this time(or they would seriously have lost their hands), and the friend doing so is gay (which also brings an interesting question...why are a lot of gay men obsessed with breasts? :suspect: ) but seriously...the reason? Apparently they look bigger. Well I would never have known that, thanks for pointing it out in the middle of the street. Much appreciated :rolleyes:

Oh I hated people touching my stomach when I was pregnant too, I'm not a very touchy person and it used to drive me crazy. Never got anyone grabbing my boobs though :joker:

[Ammi]

Going into the garage to book my car in for a service and coming face to face with a car they've just put up for sale... It doesn't just look like it's been working out, it looks like it's been working out on steroids. It's all I could do not to get down and lick the bonnet. I don't need a new car... I don't... But Ooooooo....

There's really only one piece of advice I can give you Livia.......

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV6vkYLyJ1t1KJBXxNF0l5JyFKKAwbI pHFlgbqQ3fj4CHrScWr:images03.olx.com/ui/1/52/44/3934844_1.jpg

[Livia]

There's really only one piece of advice I can give you Livia.......

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTV6vkYLyJ1t1KJBXxNF0l5JyFKKAwbI pHFlgbqQ3fj4CHrScWr:images03.olx.com/ui/1/52/44/3934844_1.jpg

Awwwwww it would look so good on me...

[Ammi]

Awwwwww it would look so good on me...

..I think you should go try it on

[InOne]

Sound thing not working for mice

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

having to save 6-7 yrs worth of blogs before blogger.com screws us over by updating by the end of may

[Ithinkiloveyoutoo]

when you're feeling gloomy and you go to an entertainment site for some goss and the first thing you see is this

http://i47.tinypic.com/10dv14n.jpg

[King Gizzard]

New neighbors. I've never had new neighbors in my entire life as in them moving in before I'm already there. Everytime I've moved somewhere there's been neighbors and they've stayed there till they left. I loved our last neighbors, a middle aged couple who always use to talk and were quiet, didn't mind the noise we make

But they moved out..last week and the new guys just come in. Younger, 2 kids that stay over every now and again, and haven't even seen him yet, always worrying if we're too loud and if they'll be too loud, it's annoying

^ sad post