The Apprentice & The Apprentice: You're Fired - DISCUSSION THREAD [WHOLE SERIES]

[MTVN]

I :love: Paloma's accent.

[Shaun]

Alex is so dour.

[Tom]

GCSE Maths is better than a business degree these days

[GypsyGoth]

People are hungry is some places.

[Tom]

Jamie's mannerisms and accent don't belong in his body

[Smithy]

I think the dog wants a muffin

[MTVN]

Make loads of bread and then say noone cares about it and dont even try to sell it :conf:

[Smithy]

*awkwaaarrrrdddd*

[Shaun]

bye shibby xo

[GypsyGoth]

Turkish Delight :love:

[Smithy]

ew at this getting merged, clearly someone threw their toys out of the pram

*has just realised Shibbys a man*

[Tom]

Karen speaks :shocked:

Still not as good as Margaret though

[Smithy]

I will be super pissed if Paloma is fired

[GypsyGoth]

I will be super pissed if Paloma is fired

I think she will get the better of Shibby if he brings her back in.

[Tom]

Liz :lovedup:

[MTVN]

You may as well just kiss your project manager's ass in the tasks, it will help you survive

[GypsyGoth]

Sounds like Sandeesh is in trouble.

[Tom]

Alan likes the male idiots, I have a feeling one of the girls will get fired

[Shaun]

Paloma must stay.

[arista]

Attitude

[MTVN]

Alan likes the male idiots, I have a feeling one of the girls will get fired

Yeah, I think Sandeesh might go.

[Shaun]

-hates the way Alan pronounces resumé-

[Shaun]

I've lost all of my support for Shibby. I don't care how cute he is.

[GiRTh]

Get rid of the bloke. The two girls are hot.

[Smithy]

yay

[GypsyGoth]

Paloma is beautiful.

[Braden]

I really hope Sandeesh doesn't go :(

[GypsyGoth]

:D

[arista]

I really hope Sandeesh doesn't go :(

Shibby is fired

[Shaun]

fair result.

[GiRTh]

Yay the two gilrs are hot maybe they'll lez it up in the house.:spin:

[Smithy]

All of the firings have been predictable so far :/

[Braden]

YAYYYYY!

Sandeesh is fierce and Shibby is a loser :p

[MTVN]

Paloma is beautiful.

Especially her accent :love:

Would have preferred Sandeesh to have gone there tbh, I liked Shibby :(

[arista]

fair result.



Yes he has a Cocky Attitude - In your face



He will be funny on the BBC2 show in a min.

[MTVN]

All of the firings have been predictable so far :/

Last weeks wasnt I dont think.

[Braden]

PMSL. Joanna knows nothing :love:

[Jords]

NOT IMPRESSED.

Shibby did alright, he was so right about Paloma questioning Shandeesh's role and that if he accepted the offer Paloma got it would have been even more embaressing, lying bitch. Also he was a great seller...

Not a fair result, that bitch Shandeesh should have gone for moaning, selling the least and having a stinkin' attitude.

:(

[InOne]

It was always gonna be Shibby or Shandeesh, Paloma did well. Plus shes hot :love: Love how she ripped Shibby apart

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

that was such a fail :nono:

we love you shibby

[Jords]

that was such a fail :nono:

we love you shibby

:love:

[bbfan1991]

Disappointed Shibby left but he did mess up, however Sandeesh did nothing but can see why Lord Sugar has given her a chance to prove herself.. as for Paloma meh but at least she's interesting:).

Joanna and Alex are my favourites:D.

[robb]

Yay the two gilrs are hot maybe they'll lez it up in the house.:spin:

Glad he went really.......he asked for it. Pity they didn't make the two girls mud wrestle it out, though!! :devil:

Three or four obvious favourites emerging.....

[King Gizzard]

I wish Sandeesh would of gone, or that the reds lost somehow and Melissa was fired.

I liked Shibby, such a prat lol

Alex, Jamie, or Chris to win

Hate Paloma, she kept shouting at Shibby but the one time he raised his voice he told him not to do it. Total bitch. and she did say Sandeesh done nothing when she said she didn't.

[joeysteele]

He seems to be firing all the wrong people so far,Both teams were poor really this week.

[AJ.]

Does Stuart Baggs (the brand) remind anyone else of Thomas c lol?

[arista]

Tonight at 9PM BBC1 and BBCHD
and 10PM on BBC2.


Some of the women on this.
make me laugh

[Beastie]

Tonight at 9PM BBC1 and BBCHD
and 10PM on BBC2.


Some of the women on this.
make me laugh

Do you want some of the women for the sack Arista?

[arista]

Do you want some of the women for the sack Arista?


The Tough (No Education) Blonde one is good

[Joe.]

An hour and a bit!

[arista]

On in 7mins

[arista]

On now

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[GypsyGoth]

That helmet is silly.

[arista]

a banker in charge
not wise

[GypsyGoth]

I would love a slouch bleeper.

[GypsyGoth]

That is a creepy baby :conf2:

[Tom]

Jamie's accent really doesn't belong in his body

[GypsyGoth]

Jamie's accent really doesn't belong in his body

:laugh:

[Angus]

Melissa needs to be fired this week.

[Tom]

Melissa needs to be fired this week.

she speaks like she wants to be black

[GypsyGoth]

That was crazy.

[Ninastar]

i hate the woman with the glasses

[GypsyGoth]

i hate the woman with the glasses

She will probably go.

[Ninastar]

She will probably go.

good. the bitch deserves it

[arista]

yes

[Angus]

YAAY, Melissa the loser is gone!

[GiRTh]

Yes. Obnoxious cow.

[arista]

Yes. Obnoxious cow.


Good job she did not have a Gun just there

[GypsyGoth]

She was an awful candidate.

[arista]

You need to Cry you bitch.

[Maia]

lol Wow she was completely bitter. Glad to see the back of her.

[GiRTh]

Good job she did not have a Gun just thereDidnt even shake hands. Classy.

[Jords]

MELISSA </3

That Stuart should have gone, least she got well involved instead of the sitting ducks.

[GypsyGoth]

I hope she is happier on You're Fired.

[GiRTh]

Grace Dent is on YBF.

[joeysteele]

Melissa needs to be fired this week.

I was over the moon she was, what a really nasty individual.

[GypsyGoth]

Grace :love:

[GiRTh]

Melissa looks a bit ruff on YBF

[Maia]

Melissa looks a bit ruff on YBF

She looks like a completely different person :o

[Angus]

If I'd been such a pillock on tv I'd be going out in disguise as well:D:

[bbfan1991]

Glad Melissa got fired:D, she is really deluded and is NOT a good pitcher as she thought.. hopefully she has changed her ways now!:joker:.

Liz did great and she is brilliant at the presentation and speaking.. Alex is hilarious, glad Jamie didn't get fired and Joanna is still my favourite:).

[MargeryFan]

she speaks like she wants to be black

I love that. Doesn't suit her appearance at all which makes it pretty funny tv imo.

[robb]

She had to go this week.......although that Stuart was the One That Got Away. Still think Liz, Christopher or maybe Stella to win. Anyone else gonna conversate? lol....

[Shaun]

Am watching it now, IDK who's going, but Laura is being an absolute bitch.

[Shaun]

LMFAO @ Stuart, Stella and Melissa running up the road to the hardware shop and some poor woman in the middle getting scared :(

[Beastie]

I didn't like Melissa. Horrible cow.

I thought Stuart may have got fired. Phew.

I hope he is PM in the next task though!

[arista]

LMFAO @ Stuart, Stella and Melissa running up the road to the hardware shop and some poor woman in the middle getting scared :(


Shaun one post about the whole show is best
as we have seen it.

[Shaun]

Yeah arista honey this is TiBB, not arista's dominatrix den. I'll post as often as I like.

[Shaun]

That's one happy Baby-Glow manufacturer.

edit: NOOOOOO. Not Melissa. :( but I don't think the others deserved to go.

[arista]

Yeah arista honey this is TiBB, not arista's dominatrix den. I'll post as often as I like.




Ok Baby.

[arista]

That's one happy Baby-Glow manufacturer.

edit: NOOOOOO. Not Melissa. :( but I don't think the others deserved to go.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/27/article-1324312-0BCC5194000005DC-290_468x301.jpg

[Jords]

Just remembered this is on tonight, WIN :D

[arista]

Will it be a Soppy Lady going
or will it be a Doppy Man going?

[Lewis.]

My guess is with a bloke tonight. I think that a girl will win this year too... there's 3 really good ones to choose from. Liz, Stella and Paloma have all shown great potential.

BUT NOTHING WILL BE AS AMAZING AS THE PRECIOUS LORRAINE <3
http://www.graziadaily.co.uk/pub/21publish/talkingpoints/apprentice-main_5.jpg
Alan Sugar made a huge mistake.

[arista]

On BBC1HD and BBC1
in 30mins

[Patrick]

Woah,


*Walks up to podium and shuffles papers*

I just saw this thread's first page.
Can I just throw it out there when I made my IAC one it was poorly for the ******ing lulz of it and not because I'm desperate like little Jayman who has nothing better to do than fight for these threads?

Thank You.

*Leaves Mic*

[arista]

On now

[Tom]

I can honestly say I've never worn a pair of shoes when out clubbing so no we're not behind

[arista]

Like the dress with Zip all the way down


Fast in there

[GypsyGoth]

He is such a snob about the clothes.

[GypsyGoth]

The Collection sounds like a charity shop.

[arista]

£300
no way

[Tom]

Alesha Dixon & Fearne Cotton?? :joker:

[Tom]

That dress made from ties is disgusting. Why would someone want that?

[Harry!]

Being walking with the dress on the TV = FAIL :laugh:

[GiRTh]

They're outside trying to sell the dresses like market traders. :laugh2:

[Mrluvaluva]

A bit of sales desperation.....

[arista]

Maybe Alex will go.

[Harry!]

Alex should go.

[Angus]

I loathe the hard sell and no matter how much I liked a product I'd run a mile if I was approached like that.

[GypsyGoth]

Alex is a fool.

[GiRTh]

Sandeesh has got to go, surely. Gorgeous girl but what does she do?

[Angus]

Lol, if looks could kill Paloma would be dead right now:joker:

[Shaun]

I hope Sandeej goes, she's so boring.

Paloma to stay :(

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: Poor Sandeesh.

[Maia]

Alex or Sandeesh to go.

[GypsyGoth]

...not totally irritating :laugh2:

[GiRTh]

Paloma wont let anyone get a word in

[Smithy]

Nooooooooooooooooo

Dont fire Paloma

noooooooo

[GiRTh]

Paloma is digging her own grave.

[Shaun]

-is scared-

[Mrluvaluva]

Paloma to go.

[arista]

alex saved

[Smithy]

:o
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
what a cvnt

[Smithy]

:bawling:

[Tom]

Alan is really sexiest, if a woman cocks up they're given the boot but when men mess up he gives them chance after chance

[Shaun]

:(

she was clearly better than the other two.

[GiRTh]

Sweet.:dance::elephant::dance::elephant:

[GypsyGoth]

Awwww, this is a bit like BB where the big characters get kicked out.

[Maia]

:sad:

[arista]

Paloma to go.



Yes Alan did not like the Nasty side of her.



she is Gone

Hide the Knife

[Harry!]

:(

[Smithy]

*cries*

she was so Australian :(

[Mrluvaluva]

Alan is really sexiest

Did not know you were that way inclined Tom? :joker:

[GiRTh]

Alan is really sexiest, if a woman cocks up they're given the boot but when men mess up he gives them chance after chanceNot true. She dug her own grave. He said exactly what I did. She shud have shut the hell up.


LOL@her comment. 'His loss'. I doubt it love.

[GypsyGoth]

Sandeesh has hypnotic eyes.

[Mrluvaluva]

Sandeesh has hypnotic eyes.

They are quite beautiful.

[GiRTh]

They are quite beautiful.
She's gorgeous.

[MTVN]

Bit of a shame that Paloma went, she was getting hotter every week, and I loved her accent. She was clearly a very good candidate, and although she was a bit out of order at the end there, he shouldnt have fired her just for that.

Alex is clearly an incompetent moron, anyone can see that. However, he is hilarious so I'm glad he stayed, I was hoping Sandeesh would go tbh.

[Angus]

The right person went tonight - glad to see arrogance is not being rewarded.

[Angus]

The right person went tonight - glad to see arrogance is not being rewarded.

[Tom]

Did not know you were that way inclined Tom? :joker:

Neither did I, good spot :joker:

Not true. She dug her own grave. He said exactly what I did. She shud have shut the hell up.


LOL@her comment. 'His loss'. I doubt it love.

I'm not really bothered that she went, I'm not really backing anyone anyway, but if it was a woman that messed up like he did she would have been sacked without question

[Jords]

Sandeesh has hypnotic eyes.

They remind me of an owl, beautiful though.

Glad that bitch is gone, POOR ALEX.

[GiRTh]

I'm not really bothered that she went, I'm not really backing anyone anyway, but if it was a woman that messed up like he did she would have been sacked without questionHe didnt really mess up. As LS said the loss was down to more than that.

[GiRTh]

Debra Barr on YBF.:dance::dance:

[InOne]

Awww Paloma, if only you'd kept quiet :(

Loved you're fired with the Thumper and Bambi comment

[Crimson Dynamo]

Paloma thought she had to be Gordon Gekko to be good at business. Then real life bit her in the ass.

[Enid]

Stella to win.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Stella to win.

just because you would Enid

[arista]

On in 20Mins

Will a Soppy Lady Go
or
Will a Silly Man Go

[arista]

On BBC1 now.

[GypsyGoth]

It was a shame she left.

[arista]

Alan Sugar goes Direct
to the house
at 7:30AM direct.


Shocking them.

[arista]

Germ-O-Nater
what a Dumb name


Octi-kleen
what a silly name.

[GypsyGoth]

Germ-O-Nater
what a Dumb name


Octi-kleen
what a silly name.

:laugh2:

So they are kinda equal.

[Smithy]

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

[Shaun]

ugh, their adverts are always so embarrassing.

[Shaun]

Chris F creeps me out SO much. I hope he's fired.

[Maia]

That Germinator advert made me die of laughter. Bloody genius :joker:

[Angus]

:laugh3::laugh3::joker::joker:

[Angus]

Octi clean - cringe, cringe, cringe:eek:

[arista]

:laugh2:

So they are kinda equal.


Yes Both Crap Ads

[Shaun]

Germonator = much better.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: "A tramp on chips."

[Smithy]

The guy in the cowboy hat has a really fat head

[Angus]

"The worst thing I've seen in the bathroom since Psycho" :shocked::joker:

[Shaun]

Alex can't go :( he's too lovely.

Laura must go. Total bitch.

[arista]

Alex can't go :( he's too lovely.

Laura must go. Total bitch.



No Alex has been here last week.
He is in Deep Water here

[Shaun]

Oh well **** that. Alex can go. Idiot.

[Angus]

Alex just sealed his fate by not picking Laura.

[arista]

Fight Time

[GiRTh]

Laura would have probably gone if Alex had picked her. Alex to go he's a tw*t. Hope Sandeech doesn't go.

[arista]

Alex is Drowning



Fight Time.

[Shaun]

I'll eat my hat if Alex doesn't go.

Maybe a double firing with Sandeesh too.

[danda012]

Alex is a goner.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: great board room.

[GiRTh]

Alex is a c*ck.

[GypsyGoth]

Yay!

[danda012]

Sandeesh is rightly sent back to the house. She shouldn't have been in there in first place.

[GiRTh]

Yay. Lovely Sandeesh.:love:

[arista]

Alex is Fired.



Crying

[arista]

On BBC2 Now
with Ruby Wax on the panel

[GiRTh]

He's still defending himself on YBF.:conf:

[Jords]

Liked Alex but was right to be fired.

Dont think Laura deserved to be brought back like they harked on - she WAS ignored, and was stupid that Sandeesh was brought back but then again Stuart didnt do too bad either so tbh it was just Alex/Chris to blame. Loved his voices. :joker:

Oh and I do quite like Sandeesh now, and like Joanna and Stella more and more I see of them!

[Tom]

Forgot this was on, did I miss much? worth catching up on?

[arista]

Forgot this was on, did I miss much? worth catching up on?



Yes Tom
This is Funny
and Fights at the End
a great episode.

[King Gizzard]

Sandeesh is as useless as they come. Awful.

[MTVN]

Can't believe he was so stupid as to not pick Laura. It was clear that Sir Alan wasnt fond of her, Alex himself was criticising her prior to picking Sandeesh and Chris, and then he just lets her go off scot-free and picks Sandeesh just after saying she had done a great job pitching :conf:

I like the guy but he's a complete moron. I was surprised they lost though, I thought their name, advert and pitch were better, the other one was ridiculous. Not saying that Germonator wasnt, but in their case it was actually their intention

[InOne]

Knew Alex was a gonner. I'm glad as well. At least Laura is eye candy :wink:

[robb]

Knew Alex was a gonner. I'm glad as well. At least Laura is eye candy :wink:

Yeah i agree.....Alex deserved to go anyway. And Chris would have been my second choice, too up himself.

[arista]

Tonigh at 9PM on BBC1 amd BBC1HD
they are doing movie clips.

Will it be a Silly Girl
or a Soppy Boy getting Fired tonight.

[arista]

On BBC1 now

[GypsyGoth]

That blue screen is amazing!

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: @ bossy Stuart.

[arista]

will sandeesh
win or get Fired?

[GiRTh]

LS takes them to Pinewood studios to sell home made dvd's at Westfield shopping centre. :laugh2:

[Smithy]

O_O

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

I thought he was really in India.

[Angus]

Stuart "I have to rein in my extreme masculinity"! :laugh3::joker:

[danda012]

Oh dear.. this is not looking good for Stuart.

[GypsyGoth]

Parents are stupid.

[danda012]

I can see either Stuart or Sandeesh going judging by what i seen so far.

[GiRTh]

The PM who loses is going tonight. Both of them are clueless.

[GypsyGoth]

Looks like it's going to be the end of Sandeesh.

[Shaun]

Oh dear. Who would pay for this? :conf2:

[danda012]

Looks like it's going to be the end of Sandeesh.

That price drop may well have changed her fate. Stuart is likely to run out of stock before they are too.

[GiRTh]

How did they ****** that vid up?

[arista]

How did they ****** that vid up?


Because that bloke
did not check it full.

[GiRTh]

Stuarts a goner if he loses.

[GiRTh]

LOL@Gesture of goodwill. She's shown himself to be an arrogant c*ck.

[Shaun]

:o @ the age thing

he HAS to go.

[danda012]

Stuart is digging his own grave for if he loses.

[GiRTh]

Oh dear. Looks like the lovely Sandeesh is going.

[Shaun]

Oh he won? :yuk:

Well at least that spoiler thread was wrong.

Ugh, his reaction to winning is so disgusting. That nostril-flaring / snide comment to the losing team...so unprofessional.

[danda012]

Sandeesh is surely gone. That last start cost them the win despite Stuart's team being much worse in terms of performance.

[GiRTh]

Joanna and Stella won it for Stuart.

[GypsyGoth]

Oh he won? :yuk:

Well at least that spoiler thread was wrong.

Ugh, his reaction to winning is so disgusting. That nostril-flaring / snide comment to the losing team...so unprofessional.

I agree, he is annoying, and he was very lucky.

[bbfan1991]

Joanna and Stella won it for Stuart.

Agreed, he was very lucky:).

[Braden]

Is she stupid?!

[GiRTh]

Is she stupid?!Yep. Think so.

[bbfan1991]

Is she stupid?!

Join my Joanna fanclub:p;).

I agreed with Sandeesh's choice...

[GypsyGoth]

I really like how Sandessh stands up for herself.

[Shaun]

It's a shame she'll go. She's quite a strong lady. But she brought in two very strong people...

[GiRTh]

Awww. Poor Sandeesh. But she comes from recruitment and trust me they're all clueless.

[danda012]

Even Stella on their own team saw that Sandeesh should have won.

[King Gizzard]

Shes finally gone, thank **** for that

Should have been gone long ago though.

[GiRTh]

Even Stella on their own team saw that Sandeesh should have won.
Yep. Stella and Liz look like the best candidates.

[arista]

It's a shame she'll go. She's quite a strong lady. But she brought in two very strong people...


Yes she should have picked 2 others

[Jords]

Love that Stella is opposing Stuart, hes a big headed turd!

I actually didnt like Sandeesh to start with but she grew on me past few weeks, personally think Chris should have gone but he spoke will in the boardroom today so hat off.

[Jords]

*well

[Braden]

Normally really like Sandeesh, but surely she knew she could of had a chance if she brought in Jamie.

[GiRTh]

Woooh YBF A full half hour of sexy Sandeesh.

[GiRTh]

Oh ****** Vorderman on the panel. This is gonna be unbearable.

[bbfan1991]

Just have to say that Joanna is fab:hugesmile:.

[King Gizzard]

Woooh YBF A full half hour of sexy Sandeesh.

Are you feeling alright?

[GiRTh]

Are you feeling alright?Yep. She looks gorgeous. Aren't you watching?

[bbfan1991]

Sandeesh coming across well:).

[bbfan1991]

The SANDEESH stare!:shocked::joker::laugh2:.

[King Gizzard]

One things gotta be said, the quality of task has been poor this year

Advertising a cleaning product...and then tonight was sucha rubbish/hard idea too

I wouldnt really want to spend money on buying something that I didn't actually do

[King Gizzard]

Yep. She looks gorgeous. Aren't you watching?

Looks like a witch to me, its that nose

[Shaun]

I loved the task where they went off to Marrakech's market. I'm not sure why, but still.

edit: oh, they were given a shopping list

[King Gizzard]

A buying task must surely be coming up soon

[InOne]

Stella was epic tonight :love: Loved how she demolished him at every comment

[robb]

Yes she should have picked 2 others

yep......big mistake.......huge!!

[King Gizzard]

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/dynamic/00462/Stuart_Baggs_462583s.jpg

What a hero

[arista]

9PM tonight on BBC1 and BBC1HD


Hard one for them
they have to make new crisps for Germany

[arista]

On Now

[MTVN]

Stuart thinks they're going to a warzone :laugh:

[arista]

Sugar just said our biggest Exports go to Germany.


No they go to Ireland

Sugar is a bit out of date on current data