The Apprentice & The Apprentice: You're Fired - DISCUSSION THREAD [WHOLE SERIES]

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Your Fired.

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[Joe.]

Oh get lost. You better not start with this every week now. + it's way too early. I thought you left?

[Jords]

Why do you feel like you need to be the owner of these types of threads? Damn annoying, its not til Wednesday.

[Jordan.]

My god.

[Stacey.]

:joker:

Desperate much?

[Joe.]

Why do you feel like you need to be the owner of these types of threads? Damn annoying, its not til Wednesday.

Couldn't agree more. He thinks they're his. Moved on frm BB now Apprentice, probably dosen't even watch it :L

+ It's four days until this.

[Smithy]

:laugh3:

Sad much!!!

[Shaun]

who is josh groban? KILL YOURSELF

[MTVN]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/_uploads/images/homepage_main.jpg

Your Fired.


*You're fired.

[zotler.]

Why do you feel the need to make all these alleged threads? o_O

[Smithy]

Zoe wtf with your sig o.O

[Braden]

PRE SHOW FAVE;; https://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/_uploads/images/candidates/joanna_riley_lrg.jpg

[JayManUnleashed]

Tomorrow, 9pm

[bbfan1991]

Can't wait:), it's always good to learn about the businesses plus see the clash of egos and personalities between the contestants but best part is Lord Sugar.

[Joe.]

Tomorrow, 9pm

We know when it's on.

[Jords]

I AM SO EXCITED, woo!

[Jordan.]

Im gonna watch this tonight, never watched a whole series through so i'll give it a go.

[Lee.]

I have NEVER watched an episode of this.. Is it any good? I'm working but I may record it and give it a go:)

[Joe.]

Series 5 was best- Debra Barr, best contestent ever.

[Smithy]

err no she looked like a horse

Claire whatsherface was amazing

[HBB1508]

I have NEVER watched an episode of this.. Is it any good? I'm working but I may record it and give it a go:)

You should give it a go it's worth a watch if this series is as good as the past ones.

[Legend killer]

Really looking 4ward to it , hope it can be any where as near as good as last year's one

[Jayson]

Your Fired.

My fired?

[arista]

I have NEVER watched an episode of this.. Is it any good? I'm working but I may record it and give it a go:)



yes Record it.
You get Bitches and Fights as they all try to be the best.
and possible future TV presenters, after that have done it.

[arista]

Just viewed a Preview on
Live on Studio Five Ch5.

They get a shock straight into
a Sausage Factory - Bliss.

[Lewis.]

Looking forward to this so much. Lorraine was amazing last year <3

[Harry!]

Can't Wait!

[Beastie]

PRE SHOW FAVE;; https://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/_uploads/images/candidates/joanna_riley_lrg.jpg

She looks a bit dog rough! :hugesmile:

[arista]

Also on BBCHD

[Braden]

Can't wait. And LOL at thebeast :)

I think this may have potential to be a really good series.

[King Gizzard]

Lewis are you serious? Lorraine was one of the worst contestants ever. A bitch too

[arista]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/9/28/1285676851960/Stella-English-022.jpg

Stella English:
Stella is a 30-year-old head of business management from London.
She left school with no qualifications


This will be the one to watch.

[MeMyselfAndI]

hopefully gamu will be on the apprentice :love:
joke

[Smithy]

he's a nobhead

[Tom]

I hate them already

[Harry!]

Now.

[Tom]

Oh hello sexy

[GypsyGoth]

"Everything I touch turns to sold" :laugh:

[Tom]

Lewis are you serious? Lorraine was one of the worst contestants ever. A bitch too

Good entertainment value though. She was a complete nob

[Maia]

Watching now.

[ILoveTRW]

How long ago was this filmed?

[arista]

How long ago was this filmed?


around 8 months ago.

Due to the election.

[arista]

Yes Sausages

[Maia]

Sausages :p

[Maia]

The girls have chosen Team Apollo.

[Maia]

The boys have chosen Team Synergy...hmm :p

[King Gizzard]

How has nothing been leaked if this is 8months old? lol

[King Gizzard]

The blonde one with the glasses is already a knob

[MeMyselfAndI]

^
agreed

[Tom]

Margarets response to mens meeting

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_01/ApprenticeGOFF_468x332.jpg

[King Gizzard]

No one that instantly sticks out as my favourite like Raef and James McQuillan did

[King Gizzard]

Alex is quite funny

[Smithy]

omg is she Australian?

[Harry!]

:joker:

[arista]

no Luv you want one Rock Hard

[Maia]

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

no Luv you want one Rock Hard

rofl

[King Gizzard]

Who is responsible for picking Alex for this show? lol

[Tom]

I like Jamie (the one that just spoke to the camera) and the hot one from the girls team (brown hair)

[arista]

Typical Lads
Everyone for themselves

[arista]

Yes Luv Pump it

[Smithy]

they are all retarded

[King Gizzard]

''I kept calm'' errr

[King Gizzard]

Go Alex!

[GypsyGoth]

I don't eat sausages.

[King Gizzard]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/_uploads/images/candidates/Alex_Epstein_lrg2.jpg

[Maia]

LOL @ him following that guy backwards.

[arista]

£3.99 a pack
on a market


you prats

[Tom]

Stuart is a complete idiot. I'd punch him if if he waved a packet of sausages in my face and followed me for a few minutes

[arista]

I don't eat sausages.



Have you Sucked any?

[Tom]

Targetting business men on the way to work isn't the way to go about it

[GypsyGoth]

Have you Sucked any?

Not today.

[King Gizzard]

This is innueendowonderful

[arista]

You should have Cooked some
Luv

[arista]

Over priced

[Angus]

Dan is a dick.

Anyway would you buy sausages off a market with no idea of what was in them?:eek:

And the sausages are not sitting on chilled base, so goodness knows how many germs are breeding in them.:yuk:

[GypsyGoth]

The boys can't sell their sauages.

[Tom]

"What breed of chicken is it?"
"free range"

:laugh2:

[Tom]

"What breed of chicken is it?"
"free range"

:laugh2:

[Angus]

The boys can't sell their sauages.

Story of their lives.

[King Gizzard]

it always resorts to bulk sales at restaurants by the boys while the women do it comfortably

[King Gizzard]

The shows should be more than an hour long tbh

[Smithy]

lord sugar makes him sound like a pimp

[King Gizzard]

Does anyone remember last years first show with the limo cleaning and that women with the weird face leaving first?

[Smithy]

lmao yea^
She couldnt smile

[GypsyGoth]

The shows should be more than an hour long tbh

Yep, it should be a two hour launch.

[Smithy]

that womans got biiiiiiiiiiiiig lips

[Tom]

If Dan turned up to one of my job interviews sat like that and looking as smug, I wouldn't even give him the satisfaction of an interview

[GypsyGoth]

Yes!!!!

[arista]

321.60


Women won.

[Maia]

Ahhh lost it by £15.

[arista]

Should Sack Dan

[King Gizzard]

I think he might take the Skinhead in

But Dan is a goner

[Tom]

Margarets reaction to the girls winning

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00044/1406_marg_01_44963a.jpg

[Tom]

The lesbian never wants to see another sausage in her life

[Maia]

I would lol if Stuart got fired after that.

[King Gizzard]

Alex Epstein

got a feeling he's going to give us alot of quotes lol

[arista]

Yes Dan is a Ass Hole

[Harry!]

MMM...

After she bit a part of the sausage

[Angus]

Dan is full of BS -he'd make a great politician, all piss and wind.

[Tom]

If ThomasC dyed his hair...

[GypsyGoth]

Yes Dan is a Ass Hole

:laugh:

[King Gizzard]

''It was SHAAAAAMEful''

[Tom]

''It was SHAAAAAMEful''

He sounded drunk

[King Gizzard]

Dan or Stuart to go please

[GypsyGoth]

Dan or Stuart to go please

It'd be funny if he had to go with an empty suitcase.

[Tom]

"one of the most successful people in britain if not the world"

why are you on a reality TV show to get a £100k salary then?

[Maia]

I want to see Stuart going home with his empty suitcase.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

The team leader will go home I think.

[Angus]

Is Alex Gordon Brown's secret love child?

[King Gizzard]

Got a feeling he ll send alex home cause hes been quiet where as those other guys are fiery

[arista]

Yes Dan you Utter Ponce

[Angus]

Damn Stuart gets to take his empty suitcase back to the house, but Dan's been fired, so it's all good.

[Maia]

Aw :( Still, Dan was quite a moron.

[Legend killer]

PMSL Dan what a legend. Stuart for the win

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I enjoyed that....

Will have to remember it is on every Wednesday though.

[Angus]

More Dan BS on Beeb 2 now:laugh:

[Jords]

Dan was such a twat glad hes gone!

I LOL'd when that guy said, 'It was SHAMEFUL!' :laugh2:
Reminded me of Freddie BB10 when he went on his rant to Noirin.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

I don't know all their names yet, but this lady is stunning: http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/_uploads/images/candidates/liz_locke_sml.jpg

[Angus]

Are you all watching the followup show on BBC2 right now?

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Dan was such a twat glad hes gone!

I LOL'd when that guy said, 'It was SHAMEFUL!' :laugh2:
Reminded me of Freddie BB10 when he went on his rant to Noirin.

Was that the bloke who looked like he was going to cry? All teary, and said it like he was holding back tears.

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Are you all watching the followup show on BBC2 right now?

No.

[MTVN]

Raleigh is my favourite right now, what a legend!

[Angus]

Feeling sorry for Dan a bit (well maybe not:laugh:) - he's squirming now.

[GypsyGoth]

No.

Why not?

[Miss Ivy Balls]

Why not?

I don't know love. My legs hurt. They need a massage.

I might put it on now actually.

[Maia]

Are you all watching the followup show on BBC2 right now?

Yep!

[arista]

Door to Door
with Sausages - sounds like a perv.

[Angus]

Door to Door
with Sausages - sounds like a perv.

LOL! I'd freak if someone knocked on my door and announced himself as the sausage man.

[GypsyGoth]

I don't know love. My legs hurt. They need a massage.

I might put it on now actually.

You should put it on. And you have another leg, man up :hugesmile:

[Joe.]

On reflection, glad Dan went, hated him. Bull in a china shop as Raleigh put :)

[Jack_]

Dan was quality - bad choice from Sugar. Should've been that one on the left in the Boardroom [so dull I can't even remember his name]. Not Dan, not the one that kept on talking, the dull one that ****ed up the sausages. He added nothing.

[Jords]

It was the first task gotta let people wind down Jack. :)
I thought he was gonna go though, for that reason. Was thinking Sugar would like the passion from the other 2.

[Jack_]

It was the first task gotta let people wind down Jack. :)
I thought he was gonna go though, for that reason. Was thinking Sugar would like the passion from the other 2.

Of course but when you're sitting in front of three people, one of which was a very noticeable leader, one of which was a very noticeable salesman and one irrelevant bore than added absolutely nothing to the task or the show, the latter should be fired. He didn't stand out at all.

[Benjamin]

I am so relieved Lord Alan fired Dan. You cannot expect to lead a team with that much aggression and little input. If he had thrown himself into the task, that may have saved him, but he came across as all macho talk and pretty much, that was it.

Good choice for him to go first.

[Shaun]

I quite liked Dan...bit harsh to be fired in the first week for a considerably good profit. Stuart however...oh I want to slap him. His sly 'oh and what's that on a calculator? nothing?' digs remind me of how my 12 year old brother argues. He's petulant and disgusting.

Chris...(Bates)...oh he's lovely. :lovedup:

Not seen much of the girls yet, but the blonde with the glasses looks like the strongest character. Next week looks good. I'm so glad this is back :D

[BB_Eye]

I hated Dan, glad to see the back of him. I hope either Stuart "everything I touch turns to mold" or that unbearable patronising bitch Melissa goes next.

[arista]

On BBC1 and BBCHD in 4 mins

[arista]

On now

[bbfan1991]

Hello everyone:).

[GypsyGoth]

:wavey:

[bbfan1991]

I'm really liking Joanna:D.

[arista]

Yes Stella Sort them Losers out

[bbfan1991]

Bolshy Stella:p.

[GypsyGoth]

I think she did good moving on with the product.

[arista]

Bolshy Stella:p.


yes she can have me

[bbfan1991]

yes she can have me

Up the Artois:joker:.

[GypsyGoth]

The silly music made the regular people seem like fools.

[bbfan1991]

Jamie could be a dark horse but it's unpredictable:spin:.

[GypsyGoth]

Jamie could be a dark horse but it's unpredictable:spin:.

Was he the guy who said he wants to explode like champagne?

[arista]

The silly music made the regular people seem like fools.



yes those producers, again

[bbfan1991]

Was he the guy who said he wants to explode like champagne?

Yeah:laugh2:, Christopher (Scouser guy) is coming out of his shell now...

[Ninastar]

has I missed much? I only just put it on

[GypsyGoth]

These guys just want to see her in a bikini :rolleyes:

[Ninastar]

These guys just want to see her in a bikini :rolleyes:

is she hot?

[GypsyGoth]

has I missed much? I only just put it on

Both teams have to make up a beach product. The blonde girl has joined the boys, and they are designing a water bottle cooler towel thing.

And the girls team seems to be falling apart, the leader is a bit indecisive,and they are making a book stand :conf:

[bbfan1991]

Stella has some interesting ideas:D.

[arista]

is she hot?

Yes in a way.

[Ninastar]

Both teams have to make up a beach product. The blonde girl has joined the boys, and they are designing a water bottle cooler towel thing.

And the girls team seems to be falling apart, the leader is a bit indecisive,and they are making a book stand :conf:

oh right, Thanks babe xx :hug:

[GypsyGoth]

is she hot?

I think she is more bossy than hot, maybe I guess we'll see soon :D

[bbfan1991]

Joanna:blush:.

[Ninastar]

I think she is more bossy than hot, maybe I guess we'll see soon :D

being bossy makes someone so much less hot

[arista]

This music - Sucks

[GypsyGoth]

being bossy makes someone so much less hot

Except to arista and BeeBee, both of the guys here have fallen for her :hugesmile:

[Ninastar]

This music - Sucks

sign of the times

[Ninastar]

Except to arista and BeeBee, both of the guys here have fallen for her :hugesmile:

meh, they probs find it a turn on or something

[GypsyGoth]

Her name is Sandeesh

[GypsyGoth]

meh, they probs find it a turn on or something

:laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Laura is messing up...

[arista]

Her name is Sandeesh


Yes not a Clever girl

[arista]

Exclusive

Silly Girls

[arista]

Yes Fight it out

[arista]

Yes Hot Stella doing Good

[GypsyGoth]

I'd love to work in the Bridge Cafe, I'd point and laugh at the losing team as they came in.

[arista]

elbow

[GypsyGoth]

She was a bad leader, she should go.

[Tom]

Its a bit boring this year

[arista]

She was a bad leader, she should go.


True

[arista]

these Woman
are giving this Current Series a bad name.

[GiRTh]

Laura to go. Bad leader and she turned down exclusivity. The others are idiots too but Laura is ultimately to blame. Walking out of the team meeting crying WTF.

[GypsyGoth]

Wow! I really thought she was safe.

[arista]

Poor Joy

[MTVN]

He was right, she did ******* all in both shows, it's better that they get rid of people like here and leave the more prominent figures.

[bbfan1991]

Don't blame Raleigh for quitting:).

[GypsyGoth]

He was right, she did ******* all in both shows, it's better that they get rid of people like here and leave the more prominent figures.

Good point, it will keep the show lively :D

[Callum]

I love Joanna :love:

[bbfan1991]

I love Joanna :love:

Please set up a thread;).

[Maia]

Raleigh was a legend, it's a shame he's gone :(

[MTVN]

Liz is the only half-decent girl one on there tbh, in terms of finding a good candidate for the job, maybe Stella as well.

[Shaun]

I think Paloma has potential, and Melissa if she tones down on the 'I'm a total bitch' front.

But yeah, not really fussed by tonight's show. Laura should've gone, really.

[MTVN]

I think Paloma has potential, and Melissa if she tones down on the 'I'm a total bitch' front.

But yeah, not really fussed by tonight's show. Laura should've gone, really.

I like Paloma but didn't she advise Laura not to take up the offer of exclusivity, which just seems completely stupid imo. It was basically a guranteed win for them if they'd agreed to it.

[Jords]

Joy seemed lovely but she was a bit useless so perhaps the right choice. It might have been good to see her be forced project manager next week to see if she has potential or not and have given Laura the boot - did an awful job controlling group and making decisions!

[Braden]

Love Joanna and Shaneesh(um, yeah I forgot her name?)

Laura's fat arse should of got fired this week fo sho :(

[Jords]

BBC1: 9pm - 10pm

QOTD: Who has shown the most potential so far?

[JayManUnleashed]

You fail. We have a main thread for this by... erm... me!
I'll bump it you blind bat.

[JayManUnleashed]

Bump. This is for the Entire Series.

[Jordan.]

You should have known Jords when Jayman makes a thread it HAS to be for the whole series and only he can make it. ;)

[JayManUnleashed]

Don't have to be Jordan, but a thread every week is kind of pointless.
Wheras BB, it HAS to be daily.

[Jords]

You are so annoying.

[Beastie]

Can't wait for today's task.

[Smithy]

Imma use this thread, because Jaymans, was ummm, made by Jayman

[Jords]

Don't have to be Jordan, but a thread every week is kind of pointless.
Wheras BB, it HAS to be daily.

I like seperate threads, its always been done before and it stops it going slow because of all the replies.

[arista]

Bump. This is for the Entire Series.


Maybe you need to
Put that on the Heading Title.

[Smithy]

That guy in waterloo road is in Corrie :shocked:

[arista]

On BBC1 and BBCHD in a min

[Smithy]

yay on now ;D

[arista]

On now

[Jords]

That guy in waterloo road is in Corrie :shocked:

Owen? I dont watch it but I saw a glimpse the other week and noticed. :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[Smithy]

Yea :p

[arista]

There is only One thread
this is it.

[GypsyGoth]

No joy for Joy.

[Smithy]

ewww theres a six 30 in the morning

[arista]

6:30Am phone Call.

Get up you lazy bunch

[GypsyGoth]

ewww theres a six 30 in the morning

:laugh2:

[JayManUnleashed]

Pmsl.

[Smithy]

Lord Sugar makes him sound like a pimp

[arista]

I hate it when he mixes them up.

Get the woman on there own

[MTVN]

Bump. This is for the Entire Series.

No it isnt, there's already one for tonights show.

[Smithy]

^
Win

[Smithy]

I hate it when they're in the room bigging themselves up, they end up just looking like knobs

[MTVN]

They're all so stupid this year

[Shaun]

Imma use this thread, because Jaymans, was ummm, made by Jayman

this.

[Shaun]

SHIBBY'S TEAM FTW.
I don't particularly want to see either team leader go though. Shibby is cute, and Melissa's a bitch.

[arista]

No it isnt, there's already one for tonights show.


Yes but this was here first



Why do the Staff on here not sort this.

[GypsyGoth]

Melissa is messing up.

[arista]

Garlic and Basil - You will not win

[Smithy]

They're all so stupid this year

and not a looker among them :bored:

[arista]

greggs could beat them

[MTVN]

Yes but this was here first



Why do the Staff on here not sort this.

Yes, but it was never specified that this thread was intended for the entire series until just now, so a new thread was created for tonights program.

[MTVN]

and not a looker among them :bored:

I think Liz is pretty hot.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

well Melissa's a goner.

[arista]

Yes, but it was never specified that this thread was intended for the entire series until just now, so a new thread was created for tonights program.


thats Rubbish


We have had one thread from the start.

[MTVN]

"Shibby's Angels" :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

well Melissa's a goner.

Unless they somehow win.

[Smithy]

I think Liz is pretty hot.

I don't know who that is :'(

I still haven't learnt their names :laugh:

[arista]

Bitchy

[Shaun]

I don't know who that is :'(

I still haven't learnt their names :laugh:

she's the quite young looking girl with a short brown bob.

[MTVN]

I don't know who that is :'(

I still haven't learnt their names :laugh:

The one with short brown hair, she modelled the bookease thing for the girls last week

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/series6/liz-locke.shtml

[GypsyGoth]

Wow Shibby is unprofessional.

[Smithy]

Ohhh liz :love:

[Shaun]

Hmm. Think Melissa will grab the win, and Shibby will pick on Sandeej (sic), perhaps unsuccessfully.

[Tom]

pmsl @ the one practically arguing and going into a sulk with the hotel people "we're not supermen"

[Smithy]

16

:laugh2:

[Tom]

pfft, its only 984 rolls missing, noone will notice :laugh2:

[Shaun]

-wants a muffin-

[GypsyGoth]

So far
Melissa has £60
Shibby has -£130

:laugh:

[Smithy]

rofl

Im sorry I thought you were French

[Tom]

The blonde one (not short haired, the other one) is such a miserable fart