The Apprentice & The Apprentice: You're Fired - DISCUSSION THREAD [WHOLE SERIES]

[bbfan1991]

Oh god, don't say that! Would be the worst final of the apprentice everrrr

I know, keeping my fingers crossed for Joanna and Stella:).

[Marc]

That she sold that much?

Well they just showed the clip again, and it was 10,000 baby grows at around £9 each so it makes sense! As to whether they ACTUALLY sold 10,000 I don't know, but they're claiming she broke the record for selling in apprentice history!

[Marc]

I know, keeping my fingers crossed for Joanna and Stella:).

Yep! [2]
I agree :)

http://dianechamberlain.com/blog/crossed%20fingers.jpg

[MTVN]

And your complaining? Hes the best one there :)

Yeah, he's my favourite there as well

[danda012]

Who is gonna be the female eyecandy now? :bawling:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/160773/THE-APPRENTICE-YOU-RE-FIXED/

[King Gizzard]

The Brand :love:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Yeah, he's my favourite there as well

Thank You!

I think he might get through as well, sir alan really likes him

[Marc]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/160773/THE-APPRENTICE-YOU-RE-FIXED/

I did not know this! *reads*

[DrunkerThanMoses]

It might not be true but Im jsut saying this came out.

Also Laura and Chris dated after the show :o

[Rob]

Damn missed it, any good this week?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Damn missed it, any good this week?

Yeah was really funny

[Marc]

It might not be true but Im jsut saying this came out.

Also Laura and Chris dated after the show :o

Which Chris?

The pervy one in the advert of the one who is constantly losing tasks?

[MTVN]

Thank You!

I think he might get through as well, sir alan really likes him

He does yeah, he liked what he did with the tour company tonight, and Sir Alan's kept him in a few weeks now, hope he wins :D

[Marc]

Loads of green's!! She should have been hired!!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Which Chris?

The pervy one in the advert of the one who is constantly losing tasks?

The great one who is still in it.

Oh she had alot of green then

[bbfan1991]

Loads of green's!! She should have been hired!!

I've gone off Liz last couple of weeks but she was still one of the few left I liked.. she will do better not winning like Badger did;).

Btw we need an Interviews poll:).

[Marc]

The great one who is still in it.

Oh she had alot of green then

Weiiird.... she doesn't seem his type.. visa versa!

[Marc]

Aww all I want is Stella or Joanna to get through to the final!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Looks great next week, anyway Im off now.

[Marc]

Night Drunken! I look forward to seeing you next week :)

Night night peeps!

[MTVN]

Looks great next week, anyway Im off now.

Night Drunken! I look forward to seeing you next week :)

Night night peeps!

:wavey:

Cant wait for next week, always love the interviews :D

[james130]

Sexy Liz :(

[InOne]

Can't believe Sugar fell for his drivel. Hate that "see something of you in myself" shyte. Liz :love:

[arista]

Tonight at 9PM on BBC1 and BBC1HD

They get the Interviews
no way can they escape
as they have all there data.


Who will go
Tubby Boy
or Another Girl.

[arista]

On BBC1 now

[Shaun]

come on Joanna and Stella! <3
wouldn't mind Chris in the final.

Jamie's just an idiot and Stuart is a joke.

[GypsyGoth]

come on Joanna and Stella! <3
wouldn't mind Chris in the final.

Jamie's just an idiot and Stuart is a joke.

Sums up how I feel too.

[bbfan1991]

Margaret interviewing Stuart will be TV gold:D.

[danda012]

Joanna is over-rated really

I'd like to see Chris and Stella. As much as I'd love to see Stuart, i know he won't make it.

[arista]

3 Fired

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

third nipple...

go Margaret :love:

[bbfan1991]

LOL third nipple:laugh2:.

[Shaun]

-wants to see Margaret vs. Stuart-

[Tom]

Margaret :amazed:

I think I'd go in and greet her by first name. She'd love me though

[Marc]

c'mon Stella!

[arista]

Yes Stella
Your hot.

[Marc]

Aw no Joanna :sad:

[bbfan1991]

Oh Joanna:blush:.

[Shaun]

I had a feeling Joanna would fall apart :(

[Marc]

She's a mess

[Tom]

"So, the outstanding Theology scholar" :laugh3:

[Marc]

Margaret is actually FRIGGING fit

[bbfan1991]

Chris is another Simon/Lee it's written in the stars:rolleyes:.

[Marc]

Chris will do well this week

[Marc]

He has such a stone cold face

[Shaun]

that interviewer clearly has a law degree.

[bbfan1991]

Why is Chris very monotone:conf:.

[Marc]

that interviewer clearly has a law degree.

LOL he was like 'bitch!! you did not just say that!?'

[Marc]

Claude is well annoying.

Dick.

[Marc]

C's to F's

There is hope! /sob

[bbfan1991]

Cat talk:D.

[danda012]

Stuart should be funny to watch here

[Shaun]

I'm quite certain it'll be Stella vs. Chris :sad: maybe Stuart could scrape it through...he's very meticulous. Just needs to control his mouth.

[Marc]

Cringe!

[GypsyGoth]

Stuart Baggs the cock!

[bbfan1991]

I'm quite certain it'll be Stella vs. Chris :sad: maybe Stuart could scrape it through...he's very meticulous. Just needs to control his mouth.

;)

[Marc]

I'm quite certain it'll be Stella vs. Chris :sad: maybe Stuart could scrape it through...he's very meticulous. Just needs to control his mouth.

I think this too. Joanna is very much losing it!

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Tom]

I'm quite certain it'll be Stella vs. Chris :sad: maybe Stuart could scrape it through...he's very meticulous. Just needs to control his mouth.

I'll go for Stella v Jamie

I think Stuart looks like Thomas from this forum

[Marc]

Why was he talking about cats with Mag?

[bbfan1991]

He's a finger:p.

[danda012]

Stuart got burned pretty bad

[Marc]

Stuart got burned pretty bad

Good :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

Awww

[Marc]

Poor Joanna... she's probably one of the people's favourites.

She looks like she will cry

[arista]

Ready to Cry - she was.

[bbfan1991]

Gosh he's an animal:(.

[Shaun]

-still loves Joanna, even if those suit messes don't-

[Marc]

Joanna wont be in the final.

Not after what I've seen tonight [obviously edited]

[arista]

Gosh he's an animal:(.



Yes but its a Test.

[Marc]

Gosh he's an animal:(.

A pr1ck more like

[Tom]

Stella reminds me of Debra but less scary

[Angus]

You are not a brand:laugh3: You're not a big fish, you're not even a fish:joker:

[bbfan1991]

I've not been impressed with most of Sir Alan's chosen winners, anyway the runners up etc have normally done better:p.

[Marc]

:laugh2: Joanna you mess.

[Shaun]

these interviews are ludicrously exaggerated though - some of the questions and comments are borderline libel.

[Marc]

these interviews are ludicrously exaggerated though - some of the questions and comments are borderline libel.

"It says in your CV that you give good head... well?" *unzips*

[bbfan1991]

Stuart had the Wombles help him write that CV;).

[Marc]

Stuart BLAGGS

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

CRY Stuart

[Shaun]

squirm.

[bbfan1991]

WTF Gordon:joker:.

[Tom]

This interviewer seems a bit clueless

[Angus]

OMG, "sorry, what's your name?":eek:

[Marc]

I like this intervieweer. He's such an evil man.

[Marc]

This interviewer seems a bit clueless

No.

[Marc]

Chris & Stella

[Shaun]

No.

ikr.

Gordon > life
him and Margaret shall have babies.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/12/15/article-1338743-0C682437000005DC-612_224x423.jpg

you Blaggerrrrr

[Tom]

No.

I know he isnt clueless but he comes across as though he gets the wrong end of the stick and not in a probing way

[Shaun]

Stuart = David Brent + Matt Lucas. without the charm.

[danda012]

Joanna and Stuart are surely gone.. Stella will be through and possibly Chris but it'll be close

[Marc]

ikr.

Gordon > life
him and Margaret shall have babies.

Who is this Tom and why does he make silly remarks anyway.

I want Margaret to have children with me though.. :sad:

[Marc]

I know he isnt clueless but he comes across as though he gets the wrong end of the stick and not in a probing way

He's more laid back :)

[Shaun]

Margaret for the NTA Lifetime Achievement Award. :love:

SHE LIKES JOANNA OMG

[Marc]

Margaret for the NTA Lifetime Achievement Award. :love:

SHE LIKES JOANNA OMG

She is without a doubt a nominee :amazed:

[Tom]

Nick & Margarets glances across the table, they're going to be the next love story

LOL @ Karens face when Alan was telling Margaret how great she is

[Marc]

Magaret > > > > > the ugly bitch to Lord Alan's right

[Shaun]

Chris \bates

[Tom]

Margaret has nicer eyes than Dannii Minogue

[Tom]

Chris \bates

Mr Bates :laugh3:

[Shaun]

Margaret has nicer eyes than Dannii Minogue

it's the background of the boardroom, it gives everyone amazing blue eyes. (if they have blue eyes)

[Marc]

Chris \bates

/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates
/bates

[bbfan1991]

Margaret for the NTA Lifetime Achievement Award. :love:

SHE LIKES JOANNA OMG

Shaun you do talk sense:D.

[Tom]

it's the background of the boardroom, it gives everyone amazing blue eyes.

apart from Karen who still has her nasty evil brown eyes

[Marc]

Oh Nick's getting his 2p worth in

[Shaun]

Jamie's too full of himself...even moreso than Stuart. He can go first.

[Marc]

"I'm key cog. "

[GypsyGoth]

Key cog :laugh3:

[Shaun]

dip dip dip.

[Marc]

Jamie's too full of himself...even moreso than Stuart. He can go first.

Jamie - Stuart - Chris plz

[Tom]

Jamie's too full of himself...even moreso than Stuart. He can go first.

He is trapped in the wrong body, he shouldn't have a middle class voice

[Marc]

I should stop quoting Shaun.

[Harry!]

Karen's look at Margaret /glare

[Shaun]

Karen don't talk to Gordon like that :nono:

[Tom]

Just remembered didn't Karen, aka the antichrist, used to have the female interviewer job?

[Shaun]

Just remembered didn't Karen, aka the antichrist, used to have the female interviewer job?

Yeah, she did.

[Marc]

Go Margaret! 'this is her chance' [stella]

[Marc]

Erm.. Karen who the f are you.

[Tom]

Margaret should be the new host of The Xtra Factor

[Marc]

Maverick. Dreamer. Tw@t

[Marc]

Margaret should be the new host of The Xtra Factor

Yep. This is true. Yep.

[Harry!]

Margaret : ' He treated me like a long lost friend '

Gordan : Nods head

:laugh:

[Shaun]

oooh Gordon. Snipe at Karen.

[Marc]

Harry what is that in your signature?

[danda012]

Stella looks a cert now

[Shaun]

:sad: and that's the last of Margaret for another year.

[Harry!]

Harry what is that in your signature?

A artist drawing of Madonna as Santa Clause

[Tom]

oooh Gordon. Snipe at Karen.

Everyone hates her and the ratings have plumetted this year by about 2m, its all Karen's fault. Get rid of her :nono:

Bring back Margaret. Or Lucinda.

[Marc]

Stella FTW

[Marc]

A artist drawing of Madonna as Santa Clause

Oh.. doesn't look at all like her :laugh: maybe she could be painted green with a black baby in her arms entitled 'The Grinch who stole babies'

[bbfan1991]

Stella is reaching for the top.. ARTOIS:love:

[GypsyGoth]

Oh.. doesn't look at all like her :laugh: maybe she could be painted green with a black baby in her arms entitled 'The Grinch who stole babies'

:shocked: :laugh2:

[Harry!]

Oh.. doesn't look at all like her :laugh: maybe she could be painted green with a black baby in her arms entitled 'The Grinch who stole babies'

:rolleyes:

[Tom]

Stella is reaching for the top.. ARTOIS:love:

[insert generic wifebeater joke here]

[Marc]

Stella needs to win everything going.

[Marc]

Some of what Joanna is saying is like a shovel in her hand.

[Tom]

Some of what Joanna is saying is like a shovel in her hand.

Maybe someone should hit her with it and then give her the contract to clean up the mess

[Marc]

Maybe someone should hit her with it and then give her the contract to clean up the mess

Bless her. Not a great week for her.

IF she gets to the final, I'd be so surprised!

[Shaun]

Liz should be there :(

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Poor Liz.

BYE STUART!

[Marc]

Thank the lord!!

[GypsyGoth]

Yessssss!!!!!

[Shaun]

...I love you Sugar. I'm sorry for doubting you.

[Marc]

Finalllllyyyyyyy. What a useless tool.

[Tom]

Liz should be there :(

this is her sat at home watching

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hiLR2F8DPoQ/TQDaMnZYePI/AAAAAAAABnk/pClnxH3BOQU/s1600/liz%2Blocke1.jpg

[Marc]

Alan needs an award for that firing.

[bbfan1991]

Bye Stu:wavey:.

[Marc]

this is her sat at home watching

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hiLR2F8DPoQ/TQDaMnZYePI/AAAAAAAABnk/pClnxH3BOQU/s1600/liz%2Blocke1.jpg

/sob

[bbfan1991]

Liz won't care now, she'll be preparing her footballer boyfriend's wotsits:D.

[arista]

Alan needs an award for that firing.


Rubbish

If Sugar was Good


Blobby Stu would have gone a long time ago.

[MTVN]

About time Stuart was fired, Jamie will go now I think, hopefully followed by Joanna :)

[Shaun]

Jamie next please.

[danda012]

I liked Liz. I think she should have survived and got to the final 2. Joanna to go next. She is very over-rated

[Marc]

Do not feel Joanna is good enough now, she needs to keep going with her current job.

[Tom]

Joanna is like the thick one who somehow makes it into the top set at school

[Marc]

Chris & Stella

[Shaun]

Nooooo :(

[Angus]

It has to be Stella and Chris for the Final! Come on.

[Marc]

Bye bye Joanna :sad: :(

[Shaun]

Joanna don't cry ah\

[GypsyGoth]

She was a great candidate.

[MTVN]

:D

[bbfan1991]

Aww Joanna, good luck with your cleaning business:).

*Sobs*, at least she got with regret:bawling:.

[Marc]

She was a great candidate.

[2] this

[Shaun]

Stella <3

[Marc]

YAY!!! :D Yay for Stella <3

[MTVN]

Chris :love:

[Marc]

That was quick!

Woooohoooo!

[Shaun]

Marc says:
*YES!
*C'MON STEL STELLL
***Shaun****; says:
*yay.
Marc says:
*that was quick!
*LOL
***Shaun****; says:
*lmao
*"yeah btw ****"

[bbfan1991]

Joanna to be in Stella's team next week and hopefully help the English to a win:love:.

[Marc]

:laugh2:

[Tom]

Them 2 are blatantly having sex when they get home :nono:

[bbfan1991]

Well done to Stella:), noticed she looked a bit sad when Joanna left:(.

[Marc]

LOL Jamie is delusional! Get the fudge off my screen!

[Shaun]

:( Joanna is a fierce bitch.

[Tom]

No you're not Joanna the business woman, you're still a cleaner

OOOH ALCOHOL

[bbfan1991]

:( Joanna is a fierce bitch.

Indeed and yes she's on Stella's team next week!:D.

[Tom]

I hate Dara, bring back Adrian

[Marc]

Final THIS weekend?!

[bbfan1991]

Final THIS weekend?!

Sunday:).

[Marc]

Stella has Joanna...

But Chris has Liz... /sob (and melissa - PAHAHAHA)

[arista]

BBC2 now

[Tom]

bbc2 now

itv1

[Marc]

Beeb2

[bbfan1991]

itv1

bbc3

[Jords]

Joanna!!!!! :( Gutted for her.

So glad Stella is in the final 2, hope she wins it! Chris has been a lucky **** all the way through, hes terribly awkard cant believe he made interviews leave alone the bloody final.

[danda012]

Ed is gonna have a field day with Stuart

[Shaun]

bbc3

Living +1

[Harry!]

bbc3

asda walmart hd 3d tv!!!

[Shaun]

Joanna's new hair :love:

[bbfan1991]

OMG Joanna looks hot:blush:.

Stella to win now!:love:.

[Marc]

Joanna = hot.

Stella = winner.

[Shaun]

Karren brushes up well when she wants to.

[Callum]

Gutted Joanna was fired, really wanted her to win. :(

[danda012]

bbc3

BBC7, BBC Heaven

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Joanne looks nice.

Thank god chris is in the final, hope he wins, but boring stella will win :(

[DrunkerThanMoses]

From previews it looks like stella will have trouble with mellisa lol

[bbfan1991]

Gutted Joanna was fired, really wanted her to win. :(

She will feel a winner for getting this far;).

[Marc]

From previews it looks like stella will have trouble with mellisa lol

Chris has Melissa

[bbfan1991]

From previews it looks like stella will have trouble with mellisa lol

Now Stella will see why Joanna had such a big problem dealing with Melissa:p.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

This was filmed a year ago so I wounder if Joanne's business has grown?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Chris has Melissa

Why was stella arguing with melissa then?

[Jords]

Joanna looks fineeeeee.

[bbfan1991]

This was filmed a year ago so I wounder if Joanne's business has grown?

Google:blush:.

[Marc]

Why was stella arguing with melissa then?

Oh.. LOL :laugh2: dunno?

I thought I saw Chris with Melissa in the back ground testing alcohol

[Marc]

May I add.. Karen Brady looks hot tonight.

[bbfan1991]

She's lovely:).

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Oh.. LOL :laugh2: dunno?

I thought I saw Chris with Melissa in the back ground testing alcohol

Oh I saw a part with stella arguing with melissa, maybe she kicked melissa out of her team lol

[danda012]

LOL Joanna scared Dara into Hired.

[bbfan1991]

Sir Alan is scared of the fiesty women:p.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

May I add.. Karen Brady looks hot tonight.


She does, I like Karen, I perfer Margret but Karen has done a good Job this year

Btw she was FIRED alot, quite shocking

[Marc]

Oh I saw a part with stella arguing with melissa, maybe she kicked melissa out of her team lol

I wouldn't even be surprised. LOL

[Marc]

Saving BLAGGS the brand till the end!

[bbfan1991]

Melissa was tossed into the garbage, I have my sources;).

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Melissa was tossed into the garbage, I have my sources;).

If only :elephant:

[Marc]

Melissa was tossed into the garbage, I have my sources;).

Then shot.

In the face.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

3 people clap lol

[Marc]

Night guys! I'm going to watch this in bed :)

[bbfan1991]

Then shot.

In the face.

Then given some kangaroo vagina, she likes pussyholes:D.

[Rob]

was very good tonight, some tough interviews, i think i would have crumbled lol!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Ive been addicated the usa version of the apprentice atm, and with the final two donald trump does like a judge judy kinda show with the final 2 with a audience and then picks his winner. Very Chessy lol

Image Sir alan doing that

[Marc]

Ive been addicated the usa version of the apprentice atm, and with the final two donald trump does like a judge judy kinda show with the final 2 with a audience and then picks his winner. Very Chessy lol

Image Sir alan doing that

I saw one series of that. Was the booksmarts v. college drop outs was good!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Night guys! I'm going to watch this in bed :)

Good night, see you sunday

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I saw one series of that. Was the booksmarts v. college drop outs was good!

I havent seen that season yet, season three was great, my favourite won :)

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Tbf Chris and Stella were the best in the interviews, so fully deserved their places in the final, handle themselves really well

[King Gizzard]

Angry that stellas in the final. Annoyed that the Brand is out for lying, which Lee done a couple of years back and still won

Well at least he'll be in the final still

[DrunkerThanMoses]

fired

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I cant tell who Melissa was working for, however stella seems to have trouble controling her team

[danda012]

I wonder who will get the short straw and team with Melissa.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I wonder who will get the short straw and team with Melissa.

Well I was certian I saw her having a argument with stella at the end of the bbc1 show, but someone else said she was tasting drinks with chris?

[Benjamin]

Joanna! :sad:

Bless her, she fell apart, but some sound advice from Lord Sugar, I hope she does well after this. But still :sad:

Stella has got to win now, Such a strong candidate.

[arista]

9PM -11PM

Tonight on BBC1

I want Sexy and Firm Stella to Win.

[MTVN]

A 2 hour show? :conf2:

[Lewis.]

If Stella doesn't win I'll eat my head.

[danda012]

Finale tonight and because of the weather, I don't have to worry about Match of the Day 2 conflicting with it.

Both have been good candidates in my opinion. To be fair, whoever ends up with Melissa will be at a big disadvantage because we all know what she is like. I wonder if Dan will still be as aggressive as he was in week 1 or if he will change his attitude. He might only have acted that way because he was team leader and wanted to make a strong impression early on.

[arista]

A 2 hour show? :conf2:


Yes as the others are brought back to help with the 2 tasks.
But Stu is not back. Sugar blocked him.

[MTVN]

Finale tonight and because of the weather, I don't have to worry about Match of the Day 2 conflicting with it.

Both have been good candidates in my opinion. To be fair, whoever ends up with Melissa will be at a big disadvantage because we all know what she is like. I wonder if Dan will still be as aggressive as he was in week 1 or if he will change his attitude. He might only have acted that way because he was team leader and wanted to make a strong impression early on.

Dan wont be there. Him, Stuart, Laura, Joy, Sandeesh & Stuart werent invited back apparently

Yes as the others are brought back to help with the 2 tasks.
But Stu is not back. Sugar blocked him.

I didnt realise they did 2 hours for the final though

[Jords]

2 hours. :D

[Zippy]

Is there another episode afterwards?

It says this is episode 14/15. They have been milking it this year so Im guessing there's a follow up episode.

[Kornetto]

^^ Maybe it could be like one of them episodes like 'Why I hired them'.
I'm kind of glad it's 2 hours. Stella To Win :lovedup:

[Lewis.]

Is there another episode afterwards?

It says this is episode 14/15. They have been milking it this year so Im guessing there's a follow up episode.

I expect there will be. I'd actually quite like to see an episode that gives you the latest on how the winners from previous series have been getting on.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Ne_f1d5TEoE

In spirit of tonight, the most epic fireing ever.

Chris to win, but good luck too both

[arista]

On BBC1 and BBC1HD in a min

[danda012]

Starting now!

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy: