The Apprentice & The Apprentice: You're Fired - DISCUSSION THREAD [WHOLE SERIES]

[GypsyGoth]

That Stuart is such a knob!

[arista]

That Stuart is such a knob!


Yes

[Shaun]

Laura doing her usual tactic:

1) Not have any ideas
2) Be worried about a colleague's other idea
3) Not really have any reasons for disagreeing with their idea
4) Saying to the camera, not to colleague's face, that they think it'll fail
5) still not having any of her own ideas.

---------optional extras----------

6) team fails, Laura tries to blame it all on that colleague

[MTVN]

That Stuart is such a knob!

I know :laugh:

Funny thing is he doesnt seem to realise how pissed off everyone gets at him

[Shaun]

I do hate him, but he's got good ideas here - he's looking at gaps in the market very laterally and openly.

[Shaun]

:(

as someone who can speak a bit of German this is cringeworthy.

[GypsyGoth]

I know :laugh:

Funny thing is he doesnt seem to realise how pissed off everyone gets at him

Yep :laugh: and I bet he will get a great job after this too.

[Shaun]

:rolleyes: he's such a childish, horrible bully.

[GypsyGoth]

Wow!

[MTVN]

Yep :laugh: and I bet he will get a great job after this too.

Yeah, he probably will. He is right with some of what he says but I think I would end up throttling him if I ever had to work with him lol, Stella looks like she's losing patience with him.

[Shaun]

Joanna wins. At life. :love:

[MTVN]

He's so proud of his limited, broken German :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Laura NEEDS to be fired.

[Shaun]

I like how each team has separated into the strongest & weakest.

Strongest: Stella & Joanna; Chris & Liz
Weakest: Christopher & Jamie; Laura & Stuart

[Shaun]

Hamburg looks pretty. I want to go there.
-has only been to Cologne-

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahaha

[Shaun]

So. Childish.
I hate her more than I hated Melissa.

[GypsyGoth]

Her shoe fell off :laugh2:

[MTVN]

Laura should mind if they dont win, it'll be her who gets fired

[King Gizzard]

Chris' team is so blatently going to lose that I think they're going to win somehow

[arista]

Cobbles - silly girl walker

[King Gizzard]

''Can we go back to the hotel''


Yes, you can go back to the hotel then **** off

[arista]

Yes some was Hit and Miss

[King Gizzard]

This show would lose alot if Stuart left, even if he's a complete dick

[Shaun]

Yeah I get a feeling Chris' team will win

[GypsyGoth]

That was close.

[Shaun]

damn. Stella and Joanna for the final :love:

[MTVN]

Wow :shocked:

Thought Chris teams had that one won

[Shaun]

I hope the one who isn't Liz or the two Chris' goes...is it Jamie?

[King Gizzard]

Chris is a goner :(

Please by some miracle fire Laura

[MTVN]

I hope the one who isn't Liz or the two Chris' goes...is it Jamie?

Yeah, I think he should be the one to go as well although he may fire Chris because he's been there so many times now

[King Gizzard]

I hope the one who isn't Liz or the two Chris' goes...is it Jamie?

Jamie

I don't like that liverpudlian Chris

[Shaun]

Same Nate - he strikes me as really cocky.
OOH HE MADE AN ERROR [the appointments] FIRE HIM

[Braden]

Hard to tell who will go. Maybe...Chris?

[MTVN]

"Early worm catches the burm" :laugh:

[King Gizzard]

Chris does quite well in the board room usually.

[Braden]

Joanna better own this competition.

[Shaun]

Liz is safe <3

[King Gizzard]

Joanna better own this competition.

I feel she wont get past the interview show..she'll be found out with her attitude..thats if she doesnt go before then

[Shaun]

as long as Chris Bates doesn't go, I'm happy.

[GypsyGoth]

Liz is safe <3

I'm glad too.

And I'm not too bothered who leaves with these three.

[Shaun]

I hate how Jamie exaggerates his talents. "Excellent" this, "brilliant" that.

[Shaun]

this result <3

[King Gizzard]

Wow. Chris is damn lucky there, but I'm pleased hes still there

Don't know if the reasons Sugardaddy gave to Christopher were valid tbh, even if hes a cocky tit

[Jords]

Sugar you joker, the PM Chris is absolutely useless, and the Chris he fired should have been given a chance to prove he wasnt just a physical hard-worked.

[King Gizzard]

I don't think he's ever going to even try firing Liz till the final because of that sale she secured a couple of weeks ago

[Jords]

damn. Stella and Joanna for the final :love:

This!!!

[King Gizzard]

Jamie should of gone

[Marc]

I need to iplayer this, completely missed why he got fired.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Sugar you joker, the PM Chris is absolutely useless, and the Chris he fired should have been given a chance to prove he wasnt just a physical hard-worked.

Chris Bates for the win bitch :cat:

[bbfan1991]

Joanna or Stella to win;).

[InOne]

Jamie should've gone really. But that Scouser Chris was too nice. His own fault.

[King Gizzard]

Don't get the Joanna love..

[Shaun]

Her voice grates on me a bit but otherwise she's overcome so much prejudice against her - people like Stuart, Laura, Paloma mocking her voice, and her background - and has consistently dominated sales pitches and successfully led her team to victory.

[BigBrotherfan4ever]

I was so shocked that Chris went lastnight.

[bbfan1991]

Her voice grates on me a bit but otherwise she's overcome so much prejudice against her - people like Stuart, Laura, Paloma mocking her voice, and her background - and has consistently dominated sales pitches and successfully led her team to victory.

Well some do find Midlands accents annoying:(, she's been very loud and spoke her mind but has learnt from it and has been consistent in the tasks although there will be some mistakes along the way:p.

[danda012]

I overslept and missed this week's episode. Looks like it'll be iPlayer for me to catch up.

[arista]

On in 30mins


Who will go?

[GypsyGoth]

I'm going to watch this later because of IAC.

[MTVN]

On now :)

[danda012]

Let's see how this lot do in a buying task

[MTVN]

Let's see how this lot do in a buying task

Awfully I bet

The girls should win this one on paper I think

[danda012]

one of these teams seem to have the bluebook wrong

[danda012]

yea it looks like the boys have lost this one so far

[Harry!]

The boys are so bad at doing the shopping!

[Marc]

Tikka.

Curry right?

[Marc]

I think I've 'heard' who leaves.

Interesting..

[MTVN]

I think the want the Taxi Driver's Blue Book

Wonder what happens if they find the magaine with the same name

[Marc]

Haggling is soooo cringey to watch!

[danda012]

Jamie seems to be so good at this

[Marc]

Women in the taxi place is a typical LONDONAAA

[MTVN]

Haggling is soooo cringey to watch!

Especially when they lie :laugh:

[Marc]

Stella's face!! <3 her

[Marc]

Karen Brady is such an arrogant so and so!

[Harry!]

Karen :laugh:

[MTVN]

Laura's going to be pleased with herself now :bored:

[Marc]

STOP LYING CHRIS!!!

It's so cringey!!

[danda012]

I hate Laura so much

[MTVN]

STOP LYING CHRIS!!!

It's so cringey!!

It's funny though :laugh:

And it seems to work surprisingly

[Marc]

AHHH!! LIZ JUST MADE THE MAN CLICK HIS PEN!

Hahahahahaha

[Marc]

Old man stop being so tight!!!

[MTVN]

Shopkeepers are always such a pushover

[Harry!]

They were running so camp :laugh:

[MTVN]

Jamie should go if the boys lose

[danda012]

Girls won this easily i think despite some of the prices being double.

[Marc]

Guys will win.

Fine against girls. And I feel they got a good offer on the truffle!

[MTVN]

"It's like the generation game" :laugh2:

[MTVN]

Wow :shocked:

[Marc]

Byeeeeee Laura!

[danda012]

wow the girls lost.

[Marc]

That time fine was costly!

Though they still would have lost, it was still a big factor!

[Marc]

Sir Alan going home :laugh2: ... he's had enough!

[MTVN]

Laura will try and push through her "we didnt negotiate hard enough" line and might survive, she'd been saying the same thing earlier

[Harry!]

First time I have been shocked about a result in the boardroom like that.

[danda012]

lol at the boys skipping arm in arm in Paris :joker:

[Marc]

Laura is dead wood. She has got to go.

She never makes her our decisions or pushes her own feelings towards things. She is absolutely useless.

[danda012]

bye Laura :xyxwave:

[Marc]

Liz is surely safe? She's too good to fire.

Laura and Stella...

Stella has been better in previous tasks AND this task. All Laura does is moan.

[MTVN]

Laura's up against the best two contestants; there's no way she survives surely

[Marc]

Laura's up against the best two contestants; there's no way she survives surely

Lets hope so!

[Marc]

Laura's up against the best two contestants; there's no way she survives surely

Lets hope so!

[MTVN]

No Laura, you have nothing to offer. Nothing whatsoever.

Good decision

[Marc]

Yay!

[Legend killer]

YES!!!! She has finally gone

STUART FTW

[Marc]

Stuart will go next week.

3 times lucky... no more luck left!

[Maia]

Had a feeling Liz was gonna get fired - sad to see Laura go though.

[MTVN]

Ohhh.. getting bitchy now

[Marc]

Ooooohhh!! Liz has the final b*tchy remark tonight! :laugh:

[Marc]

SWEARING!!!!!

:shocked:

LOL

[King Gizzard]

Havnt watched but someone told me

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danda012]

The right person went this week i think. Laura has been a weak candidate for weeks really. She was never that great from the start.

[King Gizzard]

Havnt watched but someone told me

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Legend killer]

lol at the clip of Chris and Stuart at the end

[Jords]

Thank gawd that Laura is gone, she was useless.

Cant believe how bad Stella was treat, doesnt come across as wooden/negative to me. :bored:

[bbfan1991]

Get in Laura's gone, she's 22 and a whinger plus moaner:D.

Ooh claws out between Liz and Stella:shocked:, Liz was very bitchy at the house.. I hope the final 2 is Joanna and Stella;).

[InOne]

I'm probs the only one who liked Laura :( She was funny on You're Fired as well.

Sorta gone off Stella now, dunno why. Prefer Liz :love:

[reece(:]

People are forgetting the real star here - Joanna :D

[GypsyGoth]

She deserved to go. But I'm pretty shocked they lost, the boys were incompetent.

[Marc]

She deserved to go. But I'm pretty shocked they lost, the boys were incompetent.

I just pray Stewart goes next week!

:worship: pleeaase lord!

Looks like a fight/argument happens next week between Chris and Stewart!

[Marc]

Get in Laura's gone, she's 22 and a whinger plus moaner:D.

Ooh claws out between Liz and Stella:shocked:, Liz was very bitchy at the house.. I hope the final 2 is Joanna and Stella;).

I feel that they will be :D

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Im guessing if Stuarts team loses next week hes out and if joannes team loses Jamie will go.

Hopefully Chris and Joanne will be the final 2 :)

[robb]

Ooooohhh!! Liz has the final b*tchy remark tonight! :laugh:

Pity they can't make them mud wrestle it out!! :devil:

[Marc]

Pity they can't make them mud wrestle it out!! :devil:

LOOOLZ tru dat

[cub]

I love Joanna. I think she's the dark horse.

[arista]

9PM tonight BBC1 and BBC1HD.


Which man or woman will go?

[arista]

On BBC1 now

[GypsyGoth]

:dance:

[GypsyGoth]

This should be a good challenge.

I've been on one of those tours, some austrailian guy hosted it.

[Marc]

Bye Stewart! Just gooo!! *crosses fingers*

[Marc]

Patronising?
Listen to yourself Mateeeee!!! you ARE cockney!

[MeMyselfAndI]

Liz,Stella Chris 2 win

[arista]

Chewing your Ear off Lad
maybe she needs Firm Shag

[Marc]

Joanna is hilarious.

To be fair, Jamie is bloody useless! I would be doing the same

[GypsyGoth]

She is being passive aggressive.

[bbfan1991]

Joanna is awesome:D.

[arista]

She is Driving Him nuts.


Jamie ain't going to win

[Marc]

She is being passive aggressive.

She is a winner. :laugh:

[bbfan1991]

Sir Alan seems to like the aggressive type:p.

[arista]

She is being passive aggressive.


But does she do Passive Sex?

[Marc]

But does she do Passive Sex?

You calm yourself down mister.

[GypsyGoth]

But does she do Passive Sex?

Not really.

http://oi44.tinypic.com/w6vy8i.jpg

[bbfan1991]

LOL half the profits:shocked:.

[arista]

You calm yourself down mister.


I do not want Passive Sex.

[GypsyGoth]

£35 was insane.

[Marc]

Stewart.. wtf

Liz has started to massively slip!

[bbfan1991]

Have a taste of Stu Bagg's eels:joker:.

[Marc]

Jamie.

cringe.

[arista]

Prices are High


How much are the normal tickets?

[Marc]

Fetching outfits!

[Marc]

Joanna is a proper haggler!

[GypsyGoth]

I'd go for the Ghosts and Ghouls one.

[Marc]

Ahhhh... here comes the cringe!

[arista]

I'd go for the Ghosts and Ghouls one.


Perfect For You.

[arista]

Stella sit on my knee

[Shaun]

20 diameters in width...

Jamie is ludicrously thick.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Stella > Jamie

[arista]

Stewarts
a bit Corrupt

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[arista]

Feck Off


Bring it On lads

[Shaun]

I'd have hit him. I don't think there's been a contestant that makes my skin crawl as much as him.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I know like Stuart:D
Stella & Stuart are my faves
and like Liz and Chris

[arista]

Stella

You nutter
take a A-Z with you honey

[GypsyGoth]

He will scare the kids :conf2:

[arista]

He will scare the kids :conf2:

Yes thats more Adult.

[Shaun]

all of them are clueless...
bar Joanna and Liz :love:

[arista]

Yes not Professional enough.

[Shaun]

pleeeeease Joanna's team *fingers crossed*

[Shaun]

YES. <3
bye bye Stuart.

[MeMyselfAndI]

OMG im shocked

[arista]

Stella hang on Girl

[MeMyselfAndI]

please dont let stella goo :(

[GypsyGoth]

YES. <3
bye bye Stuart.

I think he'll go too. Unless Stella gets the boot.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Stellas my fave :bawling:

[arista]

Females Win

Blobby Bloke loses.

[Shaun]

Stella and Liz have no chance of going. Lorshooga fancies Liz and Stella's been consistently the consummate performer, this being her first slip-up.

[GypsyGoth]

I think that was the best reward so far.

[Legend killer]

Stuart is gone sadly but ur fired will be epic lol

[GypsyGoth]

Stuart is sounding desperate.

[Shaun]

Best put-down by Lorshooga ever.

"You may believe in yourself but it wasn't so long ago that you were believing in the tooth fairy."

[danda012]

i missed most of the episode.

I didn't miss Stuart coming out with a gem of a statement.

[Legend killer]

" I don't have one pony , not even hundreds i have a whole field of them running torwards me"

LOL EPIC!!!

[Shaun]

I'm beginning to think he's a Matt Lucas costume.

[MeMyselfAndI]

omggg i want stella too stay!!

[arista]

I'm beginning to think he's a Matt Lucas costume.



Yes

[bbfan1991]

Field of ponies PMSL Stu Baggs the Brand and Nick wants two gone:laugh2:.

[MeMyselfAndI]

omgg no stuart has talked his way out

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg pls dont fire stella!!!

[MeMyselfAndI]

hes gunna fire liz

[Shaun]

Don't. you. dare.

[GypsyGoth]

hes gunna fire liz

No, she's the best.

[arista]

Liz?

[Shaun]

what the HELL!?

[MeMyselfAndI]

what a dumb ****ing **** dumbass idiot

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked: :shocked:

[arista]

No, she's the best.



Crying she is.

[danda012]

Shock horror! Liz is gone! So unexpected

[Legend killer]

lol he stayed

[GypsyGoth]

She sold twice more than him!!!!!!

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg liz was the best but stellas my fave

[bbfan1991]

Oh dear.. Alan S sure likes his suck ups e.g. Simon and Stu Baggs.

[GiRTh]

WTF He's fired Liz. He's crazy.

[MeMyselfAndI]

She sold 2x more than him. Got the boardroom record EVER EVER EVER. Always completely consistent

[arista]

lol he stayed


He a bit of a Bully type
Stuart.

[Shaun]

He blatantly kept him for controversy.

[MeMyselfAndI]

i actually hate him

[GypsyGoth]

He blatantly kept him for controversy.

I think so too, it was something XF Simon would have done.

[arista]

i actually hate him



Blobby Stu?

[GiRTh]

He blatantly kept him for controversy.Agree. All these shows are going down the sh*tter. Chasing ratings and entertainment but not substance.

[arista]

BBC2 now

[Marc]

NOOOOOOO WAYYYY!!!!!!!! That's so bloody stupid!!

Three firing's next week. Stella/Joanna final, surely?

[Shaun]

Ah well. He'll be first out of the interviews.

[bbfan1991]

Aww Joanna is shocked too, I always thought she was close to Liz from the clips they shown in the house:).

[Shaun]

I've got a feeling it'll be a Jamie/Stella final...for some reason I think Joanna might stumble :(

[Marc]

Somebody bloody hold me!!!

[MTVN]

What. The. ******!!

Stuart is a complete and utter joke and Sir Alan knows it. He was struggling there with whether to keep in someone who's good entertainment or someone whos actually a good candidate and he went for entertainment

Feel sorry for Liz, she had done barely anything wrong in the whole series

[Marc]

I've got a feeling it'll be a Jamie/Stella final...for some reason I think Joanna might stumble :(

JAMIE?! are yous for real gurl!?

[danda012]

I liked Liz. I thought she was a real contender to win the whole thing. To be fair to Lord Sugar it was a really tough choice. Stella was a strong candidate and Stuart talked himself out of getting the boot and Liz was good throughout.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I actually dont like stu now.

P.s I got banned from Digtal Spy for calling Mel from easterdners a slag :(

[GiRTh]

Just to compound the misery Vanessa Feltz is on YBF

[Shaun]

JAMIE?! are yous for real gurl!?

Sugar loves his loudmouth Cockney common stupid types...since he is one.

[Marc]

I mean I wouldn't care if it was somebody other than Liz. But she actually had the potential to win!

Jamie, Chris, Stuart, Stella.. surely...? :sad:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Just to compound the misery Vanessa Feltz is on YBF

:shocked: Anyone got a kinfie for me?

[Marc]

Sugar loves his loudmouth Cockney common stupid types...since he is one.

:sad: I am saddened... I may just have to give up watching [/willstillwatchitforever]

[arista]

Vanessa's Off

[Marc]

Just to compound the misery Vanessa Feltz is on YBF

She's so frigging annoying.. somebody fire her.. or a gun at her..

[DrunkerThanMoses]

At leaast they are all ripping into stu

[Shaun]

:sad: I am saddened... I may just have to give up watching [/willstillwatchitforever]

lmao same. I remember being SO outraged when Raef was fired over Michael...Lucinda kept me watching, and so will Joanna <3

[DrunkerThanMoses]

What the Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[bbfan1991]

Shaun please don't say that:(, hopefully Joanna will make it...

[MTVN]

He had more reason to fire Stella than Liz tbh, she didnt even know where she was going or what she was showing. Whoever did the tour was always going to be safe from being fired though

[DrunkerThanMoses]

He had more reason to fire Stella than Liz tbh, she didnt even know where she was going or what she was showing. Whoever did the tour was always going to be safe from being fired though

I agree but stu should of been fired.

Liz was the best on the team this week.

[arista]

He had more reason to fire Stella than Liz tbh, she didnt even know where she was going or what she was showing. Whoever did the tour was always going to be safe from being fired though


But he did say
he will base the Firing
on the whole series up to then.

[Marc]

I wont lie, I thought Liz was slipping.. but being fired over Stuart.. seriously?! No way!

[arista]

Alan could see
so of him in Stu.

Thats the Trick Stu talked.

[MTVN]

I agree but stu should of been fired.

Liz was the best on the team this week.

Yeah it should have been Stuart definitely, but I thought Liz was the strongest candidate out of everybody


But he did say
he will base the Firing
on the whole series up to then.

I think Liz has been better than Stella on the whole though, particularly with pitching, selling etc. They've both been very good anyway, Stuart has made countless mistakes

[bbfan1991]

Liz has her WAG lifestyle now and will probably end up going into TV work:p.

[Marc]

I thought up until tonight..

Liz/Joanna > Stella > Chris > Jamie > Stuart

Ughhh

[Marc]

LOL on

YF BBC2... showing Liz's best bit... the £99k :bawling:

[Marc]

She'll get mainly green's when the audience vote 'Hired' or 'Fired'

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I dont think Liz was the best though, she was a tad quiet and I couldnt see the passion in her like others.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

LOL on

YF BBC2... showing Liz's best bit... the £99k :bawling:

Wasent that suppose to be made up claim?

[Jords]

Hate how Sugar made out Chris (on the winning team) did the 20% thing as an amazing idea when actually it was a terrible mistake. :rolleyes:

Cant believe Liz is gone, shocking!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Hate how Sugar made out Chris (on the winning team) did the 20% thing as an amazing idea when actually it was a terrible mistake. :rolleyes:

Cant believe Liz is gone, shocking!

What can I say, SA has great taste :)

[Marc]

Hate how Sugar made out Chris (on the winning team) did the 20% thing as an amazing idea when actually it was a terrible mistake. :rolleyes:

Cant believe Liz is gone, shocking!

Chris' stupid mistake turned out to be so good that Liz went... :sad: I blame Chris! LOL

[arista]

Stella Vs Liz


Bitchy

[Marc]

Wasent that suppose to be made up claim?

What was made up?

[bbfan1991]

Staurt and Chris will be the final 2 at this rate:shocked:.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

What was made up?

That she sold that much?

[Marc]

Staurt and Chris will be the final 2 at this rate:shocked:.

Oh god, don't say that! Would be the worst final of the apprentice everrrr

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Staurt and Chris will be the final 2 at this rate:shocked:.

And your complaining? Hes the best one there :)