The Apprentice Series 7 [Discussion Thread]

[danda012]

Some people just have one of those names where you have to say the full name.

Charlie Brown

[MeMyselfAndI]

Omg, let Melody do it you *****

[Shaun]

Oh...Edna might just be a bitch, not a fierce bitch. :(

[Smithy]

why would anyone want that D;

[Doogle]

Did he just said "app-stairs" or am i hearing things.

[KG.]

The girls one is absolutely bloody awful.

I think Edna may be going :bored:

[danda012]

The girls app is terrible whereas the boys one is a good idea but could come across as quite offensive to people of certain areas.

[GypsyGoth]

Maybe they got their friends to download them.

[Smithy]

they should just go to loads of internet cafes and download it off their own accounts

[MeMyselfAndI]

HaHa this is attrocious

[Doogle]

Melody's overpronounciation, ugh.

[Shaun]

the boys have got it in the bag.

[Smithy]

All of their noses annoy me :conf2:

[Smithy]

All of their noses annoy me :conf2:

[Doogle]

"do you have an elephant noise?"
"no"
Quote of my evening.

[Doogle]

"do you have an elephant noise?"
"no"
Quote of my evening.

[danda012]

Terrible pitching really

[KG.]

Lol what massive bellend Vincent is. The Irish guy (Jim?) is the only candidate I like atm.

[MTVN]

You'd have to be pretty sensitive to get offended at that

[MeMyselfAndI]

Boys will defo win

[KG.]

You'd have to be pretty sensitive to get offended at that

:nono: I had an Australian friend that killed himself because people kept teasing him and his cork hat.

[Doogle]

This is such a disaster. It's so cringey I have to keep looking away.

[GypsyGoth]

:nono: I had an Australian friend that killed himself because people kept teasing him and his cork hat.

:laugh3:

[MTVN]

:nono: I had an Australian friend that killed himself because people kept teasing him and his cork hat.

:laugh2:

I thought you were serious for a second :laugh:

[Shaun]

-wonders who even buys apps-

[MeMyselfAndI]

the public do shaun

[Shaun]

-hopes KG is serious just so Claudia and MTVN feel awful-

[Doogle]

Ampi Apps is none of those things.

[Shaun]

the public do shaun

mind-blowing insight there, thank you.

[GypsyGoth]

-hopes KG is serious just so Claudia and MTVN feel awful-

:laugh2:

[KG.]

-hopes KG is serious just so Claudia and MTVN feel awful-

:joker:

[danda012]

The boys have this in the bag.. the girls product was TERRIBLE from the start and the pitch from girls just now was terrible.

[Smithy]

kinda cheap tactics tbh

[GypsyGoth]

The boys are far better today.

[MTVN]

-hopes KG is serious just so Claudia and MTVN feel awful-

:joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

boys was way better

[arista]

Edna not liked by Karen

[GypsyGoth]

Edna not liked by Karen

I think Edna was awful.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Edna will stay as shes the only black girl

[Shaun]

Charlie Brooker's tweets re: tonight, rofl:

charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
They should do an app that takes photos of white people and blacks them up like a minstrel. That'd be properly racist #apprentice
6 minutes ago

charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
The eskimos have 100 words for snow. Nick Hewer has 1000 facial expressions for 'unimpressed'.
9 minutes ago

charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
I wish they'd throw in an aerial shot of Bangladesh now and then just to mix things up #apprentice
14 minutes ago

Charlie Brooker
charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
Let's guess. Will Lord Sugar call one of these apps 'App-alling', or 'Cr-app', or both?
16 minutes ago Fa

[Smithy]

Charlie Brooker's tweets re: tonight, rofl:

charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
They should do an app that takes photos of white people and blacks them up like a minstrel. That'd be properly racist #apprentice
6 minutes ago

charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
The eskimos have 100 words for snow. Nick Hewer has 1000 facial expressions for 'unimpressed'.
9 minutes ago

charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
I wish they'd throw in an aerial shot of Bangladesh now and then just to mix things up #apprentice
14 minutes ago

Charlie Brooker
charltonbrooker Charlie Brooker
Let's guess. Will Lord Sugar call one of these apps 'App-alling', or 'Cr-app', or both?
16 minutes ago Fa

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh: @ Charlie Brooker's tweets.

[Smithy]

Only 1000 extra in an extra 18 hours ;o

[Smithy]

:o

[MeMyselfAndI]

im shocked

[MTVN]

:o :o :o

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked:!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

:o knew it would be a shocker

[KG.]

:shocked:

[danda012]

How did the girls win??!? it was a terrible idea. TERRIBLE!

[Smithy]

-preferred the girls app-

[KG.]

Leon's gone then..

[arista]

Lucky Escape for Edna

[GypsyGoth]

-preferred the girls app-

Yea, I knew they'd win :laugh:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I can see people getting animal noises though

[Shaun]

gavin2goplz

[Doogle]

Who bought that **** the girls made?

Boys was better in so many ways.

[reece(:]

i thhought the girls would lose, but glad they won it :D

[MTVN]

I think Leon will stay, dunno who'll go

[Harry!]

:shocked:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Lol

[arista]

How did the girls win??!? it was a terrible idea. TERRIBLE!



Yes but the Overnight World Wide Web
saved them.

[Shaun]

Alex really reminds me of Craig from BB6 for some reason.

[Jords]

Slang-A-Tang >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


wtf, the girls' app was crap!


Id rather see Gavin go the negative little sh!t but it will be Leon/Vincent, really hope not Leon...

[KG.]

Alex really reminds me of Craig from BB6 for some reason.

He really reminds me of somebody too, don't think it's Craig for me though :laugh:

[Smithy]

Edna is trending WW

[Smithy]

That guys face :laugh2:

He was like :| :(

[GypsyGoth]

That guys face :laugh2:

He was like :| :(

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

team-leader-bloke is too pretty to go :(

[GypsyGoth]

I hope Jim doesn't go.

[Smithy]

I don't know their names so imma call them by their tie color

Purple needs to stop saying PM, it's confusing

[KG.]

I really dislike Alex, and I hate him even more because I can't work out who he looks like. :bored:

[MTVN]

Alex should go

[GypsyGoth]

Wow Jim talked him out of it.

[MeMyselfAndI]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

for changing his mind I reckon the leader will go. Pretty weak guy tbh.

[Smithy]

omg purple you dork weedle your way out of it :bored:

[MTVN]

Leon should have stuck with Jim, he was too easily influenced there

[Doogle]

Remember what Alan said at the end of yesterday's episode: you shouldn't have failed.

I think it could be Leon.

[Shaun]

Glenn = hawt. -dribbles-

want Alex to go, think it'll be Leon.

[Shaun]

I'm drowning in man-talk here.

[Smithy]

lmfao @ Alex he looked like he was gonna lunge over the table and kill him

[MeMyselfAndI]

darn i think leons going, and i guessed alex. Although i want leon gone

[Smithy]

:shocked:

[Doogle]

I thought you put Leona. :laugh:

[Shaun]

bubbye alex.

[GypsyGoth]

Yes! It was the right result.

[MTVN]

Good decision

[KG.]

I'm glad he's gone, I think it's Pedro he reminds me of..

[Shaun]

I've never understood why the fired candidate always says "thank you" immediately after "you're fired".

[Doogle]

Good. Edna to go next week.

[arista]

Good decision


Yes a Very Rude Chap

[Smithy]

ohhh this is gonna be such an argumentative series :D

[Smithy]

OMG I love this task :amazed:

[danda012]

I agree with Alex going.. I barely saw him at all

[danda012]

I've never understood why the fired candidate always says "thank you" immediately after "you're fired".

It's probably more of a "Thank you for the chance" kind of thing.

[Jords]

Another right decision out the 3, but I think Vincent was the worst on the losing team.

[Doogle]

The Apprentice is my second fave to BB. all the bitching and tasks.

[KG.]

Now he's on You're Fired, it is definitely Pedro he reminds me of.

[joeysteele]

Alex was the right one to go.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Right to go, however I thnik the girls should of lost.

Apart from Susan, Melody and Edna, I know bugger all about the other girls, not even their names. Get rid of some off them = Deadwood

Boys - I hate Thomas for being a arselicker and Gavin for being "Oh Im so great" act.

Susan, Melody and Vincent are the only ones I like

[InOne]

Quite like that Jim guy, think he's gonna go far. That other guy who was PM wil be gone in no time. Melodi is good too. There is too many to properly judge at the moment as some barely get any screentime

[Jords]

Jim's great.

Melody knows what shes talking about but needs to get her head out her arse, being likable is good in business as well.

[Marc]

Jim to win

[Marc]

Jim's great.

Melody knows what shes talking about but needs to get her head out her arse, being likable is good in business as well.

Wow I could not agree any more with you!

[Lee.]

Just caught up with ep2 and still don't really know any of their names.. I do know that I think Edna is probably one of the most unlikeable people I've ever seen on telly, she's just a bitch!

The Irish chap definitely seems to be the best so far.

[Benjamin]

Is it on Wednesday's from now on?

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Is it on Wednesday's from now on?

Yes, which is a shame I kinda like on a tuesday and wednesday.

[Benjamin]

Yes, which is a shame I kinda like on a tuesday and wednesday.

Bugger, I work most Wednesday nights. :sad:

[Jordan.]

Trust it to clash with the Soap Awards...

[InOne]

The Apprentice >

[Jords]

Imma watch this and just find out who won, The Apprentice :love:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Trust it to clash with the Soap Awards...

Eastenders won apprently.

There now you can see the apprentice :)

[Benjamin]

Eastenders won apprently.

There now you can see the apprentice :)

I heard Brookside took the majority of awards. :hugesmile:

[Jordan.]

Good job i've already seen the winners http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

Anyway was still planning on watching The Apprentice.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I heard Brookside took the majority of awards. :hugesmile:

:) They deserved it the most

Good job i've already seen the winners http://oi56.tinypic.com/23ubh3b.jpg

Anyway was still planning on watching The Apprentice.

Lol I rather watch a bunch of twats fail at easy tasks then watch a bunch of crap actors thinking they are at the oscars.

[Lee.]

I heard Brookside took the majority of awards. :hugesmile:

Is Brookside still on??

[Liberty4eva]

Just caught up with ep2 and still don't really know any of their names.. I do know that I think Edna is probably one of the most unlikeable people I've ever seen on telly, she's just a bitch!

The Irish chap definitely seems to be the best so far.

You must mean he's the best at giving one liners. When he said "He was responsible for making the app which was... crap" I laughed so hard. Whether or not he is the best candidate remains to be seen but since he's been on the losing team twice that would be hard claim to make right now.

[arista]

On now

[Harry!]

Hello :)

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[Doogle]

Still can't believe they won.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Susan Ma :love:

[Doogle]

Who's the underwear girl? I like her.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Who's the underwear girl? I like her.

:laugh2:

I think its either Ella, Felicity or Helen. I get them confused

[Doogle]

Wow I want to live there :amazed:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I love these types of episodes!

[Doogle]

:laugh2:

I think its either Ella, Felicity or Helen. I get them confused

Ah right thanks :joker: I'll work it out eventually.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Ah right thanks :joker: I'll work it out eventually.

It was neither :joker:
It was zoe haha!

[MeMyselfAndI]

Hopefully Edna will go

[GypsyGoth]

It was neither :joker:
It was zoe haha!

I didn't know there was a Zoe :laugh:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Omg susan :d

[Doogle]

Right I gotta add Zoe to my like list.
I'm going off Susan.

[Doogle]

Right I gotta add Zoe to my like list.
I'm going off Susan.

[GypsyGoth]

I like both team leaders.

[MeMyselfAndI]

lolz my 2 favouties are PM.
but Susan > Gavin

[Doogle]

That old guy gives them some EVIL looks.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Alot of the girls i never knew existed until this episode LOL

Natash, Ellie, Felicity & Zoe i barely know them!

[GypsyGoth]

They should steal the hat while he is gone.

[Doogle]

This will be the episode I can properly form opinions on the other girls.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Har she is funny

[GypsyGoth]

This will be the episode I can properly form opinions on the other girls.

Yea there are too many to get to know them all in the first couple of eps.

[Doogle]

They should steal the hat while he is gone.

:joker:

Yeah they should've actually. That would be hilarious.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Edna is thick, annoying & Stupid gah. Lucky Jim is there

[GypsyGoth]

Edna is thick, annoying & Stupid gah. Lucky Jim is there

Yea, she shouldn't interrupt while he is doing a deal.

[Doogle]

JUST GOOGLE CLOCHE, jeez!

[MeMyselfAndI]

Gavins team will win, they always make you think the opposite.

[GypsyGoth]

Gavin really has messed up.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Yea, she shouldn't interrupt while he is doing a deal.

I know :bored:

I've wanted her gone since episode one.

[GypsyGoth]

Gavins team will win, they always make you think the opposite.

That's the way it was last year, the girls got all the items, but they paid too much.

[arista]

Gavin really has messed up.




Yes he has

[MeMyselfAndI]

God i hate shopkeepers that are so tight

[Doogle]

-likes Natasha-

[MeMyselfAndI]

what the hell Susan haha

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: a penny!!!

[Doogle]

God i hate shopkeepers that are so tight

Same! :bored:

They act like 1p off is so much cheaper.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Who is that guy, i have never seen him, is he Tom?

[MTVN]

They're not very good at haggling :laugh:

[Doogle]

I hope Susan loses just so Edna goes.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I hope Susan loses just so Edna goes.

I don't as it could damage Susans chance of winning.

[Doogle]

Tom annoys the **** out of me.

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3:

[MeMyselfAndI]

She did say that, Gavin :nono:

[Doogle]

We've all gotta keep crying?

[MeMyselfAndI]

Susan is such a likeable person :lovedup:

[Doogle]

Oh that shopkeeper is a bitch and a half. :bored:

[Doogle]

MELODY stop talking over Gavin.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I ****ing hate Vincent

[GypsyGoth]

Vincent is a cock.

[Doogle]

Vincent is from near where I live. :(

[MTVN]

Nah, I love Vincent :D

[Doogle]

Ahahaha Jim is brilliant.

[GypsyGoth]

Nah, I love Vincent :D

:laugh:

Well I do hope he stays. I want the bores to go, but he does annoy me.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Gavins team will defo win.

[MeMyselfAndI]

:laugh:

Well I do hope he stays. I want the bores to go, but he does annoy me.

Who do you think are the bores?

[Doogle]

Don't really know what I think of Felicity atm. I wouldn't be too fussed if she went.

[MeMyselfAndI]

:laugh2: Susans face

[MTVN]

:laugh:

Well I do hope he stays. I want the bores to go, but he does annoy me.

Yeah I know what you mean, I dont think I'd get on with him in real life but I find him funny on this :laugh:

[Doogle]

Gavins team are defo gonna win.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Susans gunna lose :sad:

[GypsyGoth]

I'm not sure who won :conf2:

[danda012]

I think Susan's team have lost because of the tea.

[MTVN]

I think Susan's team has lost so they'll probably win

[Doogle]

If Susan loses I'm pretty sure it's down to the tea.

[Doogle]

I'm unsure now :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Yes!!!!

[danda012]

£8 in it.. Susan won it somehow.

[Harry!]

Susan's team won!

[Doogle]

Oh thank god Susan isn't going!

-likes her again-

[MTVN]

I think Susan's team has lost so they'll probably win

I was right :laugh: I guess Gavin will go then hopefully, not a big loss

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'll be so angry if Ella goes, as i predicted her and ive changed my mind, so i wont get any points.

[Doogle]

I think Vincent will be in the board room. Should said him in the other thread.

[GypsyGoth]

Seems like it's between Gavin and Vin.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Seems like it's between Gavin and Vin.

Zoe could go.

[Doogle]

I think it's Gavin Vs Vincent Vs Natasha

[GypsyGoth]

Zoe could go.

I'm not sure, she spoke up for herself well, Natasha might because of her ringing the rival hotel though.

edit: you could be right :laugh:

[Doogle]

Never mind.

Vincent to go.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I really really really want Vincent out!

[danda012]

I find Vincent very arrogant and hope he goes.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I think Zoe will leave.

[Doogle]

Zoe is surprising me here. Wasn't expecting her to defend herself so well tbh. I reaLly like her.

[GypsyGoth]

Gav & Vin have lost three times. Zoe has only lost once, I hope she's safe.

[MTVN]

Gavin needs to go http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa221/Cheeseistheword/thumbsdown2.gif

[Doogle]

I like Gavin but id rather he went than zoe.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Aww D:

[GypsyGoth]

Yay!

[MTVN]

:D Thought he was gonna fire Vincent for a second there

[Doogle]

Dammit Vincent you bastard. You're going next week. But tbh I want him in there, he's not a bore.

[danda012]

I think the wrong person went.. Vincent should have went in my opinion.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I think the wrong person went.. Vincent should have went in my opinion.

This

[Braden]

Leon - 'I have a girlfirend' = me:(

[DrunkerThanMoses]

He was terrible as PM, I think Vincent will go next week :( Shame hes one of the most intresting on there.

Really didnt like Ellie claiming he snatch the phone of her, for christ sake women you handed the phone to him.

Dont really rate Natasha, Ellie or Zoe tbh

The blonde woman who said "he wouldnt take a penny off" was funny lol

[InOne]

Jim is legend

[Jords]

The blonde woman who said "he wouldnt take a penny off" was funny lol

Felicity? She showed some personality last night :D

Warmed to Melody too, was much more, calm?


Zoe is coot but if she doesnt step up, needs to go. Natasha I think will start to shine, she was just daft to think a hotel would do that lmao.

Oh and I agree with people saying Vincent should have gone, Gavin was crap but Vincent has been crap all 3 weeks...

[Shaun]

Glad with tonight's results. He was such a negative little tit.

[Benjamin]

After tonight's show I am now warming to both Zoe and Susan, still love Melody too. These boys need to step up there game because so far the girls are without a doubt wiping the floor with them.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ellie :lovedup:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Oh and I agree with people saying Vincent should have gone, Gavin was crap but Vincent has been crap all 3 weeks...

He wasent bad in week 1 and in challange 2 he only screwed up the one meeting, he did well in defending the app when they said it was discriminating.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and im sorry but who told vince he is good looking?

am i the only one that things hes a minger?

gavin and leon are much better looking

[Benjamin]

He is not good looking, he's average.

Susan has won me over, I hope she lasts at least until the final 5. :hugesmile:

[Jords]

Susan is so cute :amazed:

[Doogle]

We watched this and part of You're Fired today in Business class.

But it was hilarious because someone threw a large rubber and it hit the teachers hand and he tried to catch it but it flopped into his other hand and hit the floor whilst the stupid audience on "You're Fired" were laughing. It was like we were on a comedy show with a laugh track.

But I nearly got sent out for reputedly shouting "SUZIE MARRY ME, JIM YOU'RE GONNA WIN" (why does Suzie & Jim sound familiar?) and shouting abuse at Vincent and Melody.

[Doogle]

Also, Vincent looks like the rat from Flushed Away.

[MTVN]

He looks quite a lot like Zlatan Ibrahimovich

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/227098_183876978330268_183875671663732_498908_7036 859_n.jpg

[Benjamin]

I have this horrible feeling that now I have chosen to support Susan, she'll be fired this week. I hope I'm wrong. :sad:

[denvertdino]

Think Glenn could be a dark horse.

[Doogle]

Think Glenn could be a dark horse.

I think so too.

I reckon a lot of the girls will sail through unnoticed as well if they constantly win but contribute nothing.

Can't wait till the end where they'll be completely ripped apart. :amazed:

[Benjamin]

I think so too.

I reckon a lot of the girls will sail through unnoticed as well if they constantly win but contribute nothing.

Can't wait till the end where they'll be completely ripped apart. :amazed:

If the likes of Felicity etc get through over Susan and Melody without doing anything I will be really annoyed.

[Jords]

Tonight :amazed:

We'll be losing a girl tonight Id imagine.

[arista]

On BBC1HD

in a min

[Harry!]

I'm watching it!

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[GypsyGoth]

I hope Zoe does well.

[Doogle]

Ugh I hate being on here on my iPod. :joker:

I need my laptop fixed.
Can't wait to see Zoe as PM.

[Doogle]

Music from Sims 3. :lovedup:

[Doogle]

Susan's ****ting herself. :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Doogle]

Susan is leading too much.

I know this is kinda her week but she had her main chance last week.

[GypsyGoth]

£37 profit :shocked:

[Doogle]

I really hope Zoe wins.

[Doogle]

:laugh3: Leon annoys me.

[KG.]

The guy they're tanning has made videos for a gay porn site :joker:

Maybe Leon has seen them. :evilgrin:

[GypsyGoth]

I really hope Zoe wins.

I think she has a better team for this type of task.

[Doogle]

I think she has a better team for this type of task.

Agreed, but this show is so unpredictable.

[GypsyGoth]

The guy they're tanning has made videos for a gay porn site :joker:

Maybe Leon has seen them. :evilgrin:

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

Jen and I are verbally undressing the guys.

Shaun Collins says (21:15)
i like felicity, she's a good PM si/yh
omg
Jen Kerr says (21:15)
JOI
FDFHJ
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
tom massaging jim ahh/
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
Oh my
melz/
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
melz/
LOL
susan speaks truths.
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
ikr
he's sexy
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
i agree
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
the body.......
oh my lord.
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
the face ntsomuch
but who's looking at that ha2
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
i wasn't looking there ha2
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
LOL
Jen Kerr says (21:17)
LOL

[Jordan.]

rofl, selling her a blonde hair piece.

[GypsyGoth]

Jen and I are verbally undressing the guys.

Shaun Collins says (21:15)
i like felicity, she's a good PM si/yh
omg
Jen Kerr says (21:15)
JOI
FDFHJ
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
tom massaging jim ahh/
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
Oh my
melz/
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
melz/
LOL
susan speaks truths.
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
ikr
he's sexy
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
i agree
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
the body.......
oh my lord.
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
the face ntsomuch
but who's looking at that ha2
Jen Kerr says (21:16)
i wasn't looking there ha2
Shaun Collins says (21:16)
LOL
Jen Kerr says (21:17)
LOL

:laugh2:

[Doogle]

Leon telling the woman he'll get her naked. LOL. tryna prove he's not gay now.

[Shaun]

Leon's protesting a bit too much. Silly bitch. -doesn't like him any more-