The Apprentice Series 7 [Discussion Thread]

[Benjamin]

Because I wanted to be the one who started this seasons one. :tongue:


The prize is different this year isn't it? They win a partnership deal with Lord Alan Sugar? Is that correct?

And only 13 days to go! :hugesmile:

[Benjamin]

Just saw the first ad for it. :amazed:

[Jords]

-excited-

[Benjamin]

-excited-

Me too. I hope they are a good bunch this year.

-still loves Joanna from last year- :love:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Stella >

[reece(:]

not as many hotties this time round

[Rob]

Can't wait!

[Mr XcX]

Its on my birthday. :)

[Benjamin]

I wonder if there will be 2 fired this week? One tonight and one tomorrow?

[arista]

-excited-


New Format same as Dragons Den
Not Original enough

[arista]

I wonder if there will be 2 fired this week? One tonight and one tomorrow?


Look in your TV Mag
2 BBC2 Fire shows this week

So yes.


Its all recordeed ,in the can
so this is the Bloated BBC with a Gap of nothing to put on
so another show tomorrow.


Next Weds it one a week.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'll base my fave on appearance and personality

[Benjamin]

Look in your TV Mag
2 BBC2 Fire shows this week

So yes.


Its all recordeed ,in the can
so this is the Bloated BBC with a Gap of nothing to put on
so another show tomorrow.


Next Weds it one a week.

I don't own a TV mag as I rarely watch TV. And I couldn't give a rats ass if the BBC is bloated or not, I like this show.

[MTVN]

I'm not sure there is gonna be someone fired both nights, the descriptipn of tonights show I found seems to suggest it's one task going on over 2 nights

[arista]

I don't own a TV mag as I rarely watch TV. And I couldn't give a rats ass if the BBC is bloated or not, I like this show.

I like this Show

But think the New Format being the same as Dragons Den
is not original enough.


And TotalTV mag has Radio as well
all for £1
The best TV mag.

[arista]

I'm not sure there is gonna be someone fired both nights, the descriptipn of tonights show I found seems to suggest it's one task going on over 2 nights



2 BBC2 10PM Fired shows

says your wrong.


It was spoken about on Radio 5 Bacon show

Task 1 Tonight
Task 2 Tomorrow

[Smithy]

Couldn't get into last years at all, hopefully it'll be different this time

[arista]

I'll base my fave on appearance and personality


From You


Yes I can see that clear.

[arista]

Couldn't get into last years at all, hopefully it'll be different this time


It is Harder

[Jords]

Im so excited :amazed:

[arista]

http://i.imgur.com/7L5T7.png

Edna looks Fun

But reports that a Charmer Bloke is high up the scale

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

http://i.imgur.com/7L5T7.png

Edna looks Fun

But reports that a Charmer Bloke is high up the scale

:lovedup:

[MeMyselfAndI]

On in 2 minitues.

[Harry!]

I am watching it :)

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Woo

[MeMyselfAndI]

some of them are so irratating

[Smithy]

Thats such a good saying

Don't tell me the skys the limit if there are footprints on the moon

[GypsyGoth]

Thats such a good saying

Don't tell me the skys the limit if there are footprints on the moon

Oh yea, I didn't get it at first.

[MeMyselfAndI]

this is spoiling it, as not all of this is gunna happen in 1 day

[Doogle]

Broke my laptop so I'm on my iPod as my computer is downstairs. Sorry for typos and late replies.
Looks good so far.

Already beats last series based on 1st impressions

[Smithy]

I wanna punch the guy with glasses

[arista]

Never Say Never


Feel The Force.

[arista]

I wanna punch the guy with glasses

spiffing

[Jordan.]

I like the Chinese woman, she has a good smile and nod.

[Doogle]

Sweaty man, LOL

[MeMyselfAndI]

I like the Chinese woman, she has a good smile and nod.

haha i thought the same

[GypsyGoth]

I'd buy 250 lottery tickets :amazed:

[Doogle]

I like the chinese girl.
I don't know why.
-learns their names by tomorrow-

[MeMyselfAndI]

Susan Ma :love:

[MeMyselfAndI]

ugh i hate the inventor

[Jordan.]

Susan Ma :love:

:lovedup:

[Doogle]

Edna comes across as someone who will be a pain in the arse bitch.

[MeMyselfAndI]

lmao abilitiy

[KG.]

None of these names will ever beat Syed's name suggestions. :worship:

D9wWhMLGfPo

[Doogle]

Cool name bro

[Jordan.]

no1curr about Helen.

[Smithy]

Of course you were :crazy:

[Doogle]

I always thought Alan (yeah I call him that) chose the names. I will always love last years names

[KG.]

I always thought Alan (yeah I call him that) chose the names. I will always love last years names

What were they? I've forgotten already.

[Doogle]

Edward has a big nose. I relate to him.
-adds to favourite contestants-

[GypsyGoth]

What were they? I've forgotten already.

Logic and the Kick Ass Bitches.

[Doogle]

What were they? I've forgotten already.

Synergy and Apollo (doubt I spelt them right)

[Jordan.]

How do you not know how to make soup.....

[Smithy]

Logic and the Kick Ass Bitches.

LMFAO omg imagine if they actually called themselves that

[KG.]

Logic and the Kick Ass Bitches.

:joker:

Synergy and Apollo (doubt I spelt them right)

Ah yeah, Synergy :worship:

[GypsyGoth]

"Is that an orange?" :laugh2:

[Doogle]

Marcus should Narrate this show :'( ;)

[Jordan.]

*can tell Melody is going to be an annoying bitch*

[KG.]

Not a huge fan of the one that looks like David Ginola already.

[Doogle]

They can't make soup and don't know what fruit is which yet they've all owned businesses? :suspect:

-thought he said investment in Jews :O-

[MeMyselfAndI]

gosh hes annoying

[arista]

Rollin' With The Punches

He says

Plank

[Smithy]

who would want vegetable salad for lunch >_<

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg i hate her

[GypsyGoth]

who would want vegetable salad for lunch >_<

Me :amazed:

[KG.]

Lol Edna is going to be class to watch.

[arista]

http://i.imgur.com/7L5T7.png


Lay it on the Line Edna

[Doogle]

Um, I could do better than them.
I'm 13 and ive not even started GCSE business.

Last year I liked most, this year I'll hate most.

[GypsyGoth]

The guys are always useless on the first task.

[Ninastar]

im kinda half watching half not.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I like the chinese girl atm :)

[Doogle]

Why do they all have annoying voices.

LOL @ sugar's aide's face.

[Harry!]

The Chinese woman <3

[MeMyselfAndI]

I hope Edna leaves :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

im kinda half watching half not.

It should be fun, also there is the show on BBC2 after this, Apprentice you're fired.

Also Misfits is on at 11ish on c4.

[MeMyselfAndI]

The Chinese woman <3

x2 :lovedup:

[Doogle]

He looks just like my friend.

[MeMyselfAndI]

that was like 2 seconds

[Jordan.]

He's a prick

[Ninastar]

It should be fun, also there is the show on BBC2 after this, Apprentice you're fired.

Also Misfits is on at 11ish on c4.

omg omg omg *dies*

[MeMyselfAndI]

He looks just like my friend.

aren't you like 12?

[Doogle]

Chinese girl to win.

[KG.]

*Was hoping that bossy twat got his head stuck in one of the machines*

[GypsyGoth]

He's a prick

:laugh2:


Who would buy juice of those guys anyway?

[MeMyselfAndI]

*Was hoping that bossy twat got his head stuck in one of the machines*

me 2 hehe

[MeMyselfAndI]

Susan :love:

[Smithy]

That woman with the deep voice gets on ma tits

[GypsyGoth]

That woman with the deep voice gets on ma tits

I like her, I think she might be funny.

[Doogle]

aren't you like 12?

Fine, he looks like an older version of my friend :Joker: and I'm 13 haha.

[MeMyselfAndI]

That woman with the deep voice gets on ma tits

The PM?

[arista]

Man Up?

You are Running Late

[Doogle]

I thought it was orange soup. :laugh:

[MeMyselfAndI]

omg £2 for orange juice haha

[Doogle]

Thought it was George lamb when I first saw him.

[Smithy]

someone shoot vincent

[arista]

Vincent


The Charmer

Is he Clever?

[Jordan.]

I like the one who can't spell, shes common.

[arista]

Veg Pasta

I want Meat

[Doogle]

I know someone called Ellie Reed.
She's a bit thick. As in the girl on apprentice

[MeMyselfAndI]

UGH i hate her (edna)

[KG.]

someone shoot vincent

This.

[GypsyGoth]

She's not selling, the lying bitch :cloud:

[Doogle]

Not at those prices.

[Doogle]

"quite efficiently" :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

It's gonna be close.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I reckon the boys won.

[Doogle]

Time for the bitching to begin properly. :')

Anyone else hate the "lord sugar is ready for you" lady?

[Jordan.]

I reckon the boys won.

Same.

[arista]

Ed is Rude

[GypsyGoth]

Logic and Venture

[Doogle]

Melody is good but thinks she's much more amazing than she is, IMO

[Smithy]

:o

[GypsyGoth]

Yes!!!

[Jordan.]

:o

[arista]

Yes!!!



Lucky them.

[Doogle]

I think we know who's going.

[GiRTh]

Every year the same old idiots. Its like they've never seen the show before.

[Jordan.]

I think we know who's going.

Edward? :amazed:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I agree Susan Ma :hugesmile:

[Doogle]

Edward? :amazed:

Yeah, which is a shame cos I liked him

[GypsyGoth]

He has nice eyes.

[arista]

Yes Ed ward is to Cocky by far

[GiRTh]

'I'll make an excellent business partner with Lord Sugar' :laugh2:

[Jordan.]

Yeah, which is a shame cos I liked him

He's horrid. :nono:

I hope it is him but im unsure....

[Doogle]

His face annoys me.

[GypsyGoth]

He has a great voice.

[MeMyselfAndI]

I'd be even more happy if the guy with the glasses left

[Doogle]

Glasses boy blatantly got bullied at school.

[Jordan.]

He only broke the blender because Edward was telling him to put about 10 in at a time. :bored:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Glasses boy blatantly got bullied at school.

:joker:

[Doogle]

Not cos of the glass, cos he's an annoying twat.

[MeMyselfAndI]

He only broke the blender because Edward was telling him to put about 10 in at a time. :bored:

yeah this. and telling him to push it harder!

[MeMyselfAndI]

This guy hasn't done anything wrong

[Smithy]

LMAO his argument is that he cleaned up :joker:

[Jordan.]

"Good place to hide...." pmsl bitchy old man.

[GypsyGoth]

Edward was an awful team leader and deserves to go.

[Doogle]

I dont even recognise him.

When he said Gavin I shouted AND STACEY

[Niall]

Poo. I meant to watch this.

*Will watch on iPlayer tomorrow*

[MeMyselfAndI]

Get rid of Edward pleasee

[Doogle]

EDWARD LOOKS LIKE SANDEESH I just realised.

[arista]

Bitchy

[MeMyselfAndI]

Right so hes put Gavin in the boardroom as he wanted to be PM, but he wanted to?

[MeMyselfAndI]

I like Gavin now

[Doogle]

Gavin should've got more air time I barely saw him. Maybe he was on screen every rime I was on my iPod.

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahaha the shortest.

[Jordan.]

Youngest and the shortest

[KG.]

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

This guy.

[GiRTh]

Classic bulksh*tter

[Braden]

Leon can't go...he's too hot!

[MeMyselfAndI]

EDWARD LOOKS LIKE SANDEESH I just realised.

wth?
Sandeesh had huge eyes and is completely different and was like Asian. That is the weirdest comparision ive ever heard

[Doogle]

Such a twat.

[KG.]

:joker: Edward does look slightly like Sandeesh actually.

[Doogle]

wth?
Sandeesh had huge eyes and is completely different and was like Asian. That is the weirdest comparision ive ever heard

Meh, they just look similar IMO. :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[MeMyselfAndI]

His eyes do actually grow i can see it a bit actually LOL

[Doogle]

Love when Alan gets feisty.

[Jordan.]

:dance:

[arista]

Edward

You Utter Plank

Loser

[GiRTh]

What a tw*t.

[arista]

BBC2 10PM soon

[Doogle]

His eyes do actually grow i can see it a bit actually LOL

Yeah, SANDEESH did that all the time

(sorry my iPod now auto capitalises her name)

Edward was rude.

[Doogle]

Anyone watching the BBC2 show?

[Smithy]

how amazing would it be if one time the person who got fired just had a massive tantrum and said YOU CAN STICK YOUR ****ING JOB :joker:

[KG.]

"You lost, you shouldn't have lost this task" I'm gonna take a guess and say the inventor is the project leader and gets the chop.

[GypsyGoth]

Anyone watching the BBC2 show?

Another chance to laugh at Ed, I'm there :D

how amazing would it be if one time the person who got fired just had a massive tantrum and said STICK YOU ****ING JOB :joker:

:laugh2:

[Doogle]

I've always wanted that.

I remember Melissa (bitch) from last year was just like "this is your fault, thanks a lot" and walked out.

[Doogle]

"welcome to you're fired" always makes me laugh.

[danda012]

"You lost, you shouldn't have lost this task" I'm gonna take a guess and say the inventor is the project leader and gets the chop.

Wasn't one of them an online something.. it could be them too

[Doogle]

Everything is funnier with people laughing over it.

[MTVN]

Didnt think it was that great an ep tonight, the project manager was just a complete tool and the rest are all so arrogant, they used to have the occasional contestant who was actually likeable

[Jords]

Edward was a tool, right decision! :laugh:

Susan :lovedup:

[Doogle]

Didnt think it was that great an ep tonight, the project manager was just a complete tool and the rest are all so arrogant, they used to have the occasional contestant who was actually likeable

Chinese girl!

[GypsyGoth]

Edward seems soo much nicer on You're Fired.

[Doogle]

Edward seems soo much nicer on You're Fired.

I've noticed this with lots.
Paloma from least year was a bitch but I loved her on You're Fired.

[MTVN]

I've noticed this with lots.
Paloma from least year was a bitch but I loved her on You're Fired.

Paloma :lovedup:

[Smithy]

Paloma :lovedup:

I thought you meant Paloma faith so I rushed to change channel :bored:

-disappointed-

[MTVN]

I thought you meant Paloma faith so I rushed to change channel :bored:

-disappointed-

That's why I edited to put the quote in, I realised it didnt really make sense otherwise :laugh:

[Joe.]

Edward was the right person to leave tonight. The Chinese one [[Susan?]] is one of the best along with Gavin.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Ellie :lovedup:

[Tom4784]

I like Edna and the man with the insane eyes that looks like he could snap and beat you to death with a blunt object yet still remain smiling throughout.

Edward was a tit, I cringed every time he said 'rolling with the punches'. Vincent is an insufferable arse too.

[andybigbro]

Edward was the right person to leave tonight. The Chinese one [[Susan?]] is one of the best along with Gavin.


Completely agree.

Can't wait for tomorrows episode. :)

[reece(:]

Susan :love:

[Liberty4eva]

Is someone going to post the whole first episode on youtube?

Been watching series 6 from last year. Strange how the phrase "have a nice day" is seen as American yet they used it all the time when selling stuff on the streets.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Agreed Edward was right to go, poor leader but seemed nice enough.

I dont rate much of the girls apart from maybe Susan.

Ive gone off Edna, she seems very bitchy and I think she will try to get all the girls to go aganist Susan.

The opening scenes really gave it away who at least makes it to when they split the teams up.

Overall the boys look stronger this year, minus a few.

[arista]

Is someone going to post the whole first episode on youtube?

Been watching series 6 from last year. Strange how the phrase "have a nice day" is seen as American yet they used it all the time when selling stuff on the streets.


Is it not on BBCAmerica?

[BB_Eye]

I guess it's just me who loved Edna then.

Hated Edward, complete blockhead and child... oh, and thick (HOW is he an accountant?). Glad he went.

[Lee.]

Last night was the first time I had ever watched an episode of The Apprentice.. I actually really enjoyed it.

I thought that Edward was a complete plank; petulant, arrogant, immature and definitely suffering from a bad case od "small man syndrome"! (However I saw him on that BBC2 programme after it and he did come across a bit better)

I'm actually quite looking forward to watching this now :)

[Smithy]

Bump so that people know it's on tonight @ 9pm :)

[Smithy]

:bouncy:

[KG.]

:amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[Shaun]

I can't continue just talking about it on Twitter. -makes hasty return-

[Doogle]

-waits for someone to comment on topless guy-

[Smithy]

As if he's up and dressed @ 5:30 in the morning

[GypsyGoth]

So these apps were up on the net but we didn't know they were from the Apprentice?

[Smithy]

oh god these jokes are horrible :bored:

[Shaun]

-loves Susan, Edna and Thomas-
-hates Vincent, Gavin and Melody-

[Doogle]

I probably downloaded it. :amazed:

[GypsyGoth]

As if he's up and dressed @ 5:30 in the morning

He's an inventor, he prob invented pjs that look like a suit :laugh:

[Harry!]

I'm watching it!

[KG.]

Cringe @ the long haired guy.

[Doogle]

App-alling, I agree.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Susan Ma :love:

[Doogle]

I think Leon will go.

[Smithy]

Ugh, he's such a smug twat

Edna http://oi54.tinypic.com/rm5w6q.jpg

[Harry!]

Edna :mad:

[MeMyselfAndI]

I don't like Edna lol.

[Shaun]

-is reminded of an Eddie Izzard quote: who DOES suffer fools gladly?-

[Doogle]

Edna :bored:

[Smithy]

Edna :mad:

I don't like Edna lol.

Edna :bored:

Racists

[KG.]

Racists

:joker:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Racists

Yerh and my fave person in the word is leona :rolleyes:

[Doogle]

:nono:

I loved Joanna from last year. You're wrong.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Susan Ma :lovedup:

[arista]

Edna - Do you know what your doing?

[KG.]

Loool Edna shaking her head behind Susan, she's itching to slap her.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Omg Edna u bitch

[Doogle]

Yo imma let you finish but

[MeMyselfAndI]

God Edna needs to go :bored:

[Smithy]

Slang attang is terrible :joker:

[Doogle]

Anyone else gonna download these apps at the end of the show?

[MeMyselfAndI]

Slang attang is terrible :joker:

:laugh2:

[arista]

"Going Global"

Shut It

[MTVN]

Should have gone for traffic lights :bored:

[Doogle]

I liked Slangatang.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Anyone else gonna download these apps at the end of the show?

:joker::joker::joker:
It's not live! they were open for 24 hours like months ago :laugh2:

[danda012]

The slang one sounds like it could get a lot of stick when it gets to the boardroom. I can just picture Lord Sugar now.

[GypsyGoth]

I think both ideas are dumb.

[Smithy]

Suppression of the Asians, Edna is so racist

[arista]

Susan and Edna


Fight

[MeMyselfAndI]

What is the girls idea?

[Doogle]

Only 24 hours? I assumed they were still there. -missed the beginning-
I know it's not live.

[MeMyselfAndI]

One face? What about gender.. god theyre dumb

[GypsyGoth]

What is the girls idea?

Annoying noises.

[Doogle]

It's gonna be a bunch of stereotypes in the end.

[KG.]

I want to like Gavin but he's so boring to listen to/watch :bored:

[MeMyselfAndI]

Alex is funny

[MeMyselfAndI]

Lmao

[KG.]

:joker: I thought they were actually arguing over something.

[MeMyselfAndI]

Omg I KNOW Susan Ma is gunna go :bawling:

[Shaun]

There's a Gavin every year - the "I don't like this idea, it's a rubbish idea" team member who tries to cover their ground in case they fail.

[GypsyGoth]

Why would people buy these absolutely craps apps??

[Smithy]

Omg I KNOW Susan Ma is gunna go :bawling:

You don't have to add her surname everytime :conf2:

[MTVN]

The boys have the better idea I think

[MeMyselfAndI]

There's a Gavin every year - the "I don't like this idea, it's a rubbish idea" team member who tries to cover their ground in case they fail.

This is why I know Susans gone.

[Shaun]

app-ortunity....


kill me now

[GypsyGoth]

Omg I KNOW Susan Ma is gunna go :bawling:

No, she had an idea, Edna wouldn't let her speak. I don't think she'll go.

[MeMyselfAndI]

You don't have to add her surname everytime :conf2:

Ma

[Doogle]

Some people just have one of those names where you have to say the full name.