The Apprentice Series 7 [Discussion Thread]

[Marc]

Melody how brave
you Hot ass

-drenches arista with cold water-

[Marc]

Nick: "Woof woof"

I just came.

[arista]

-drenches arista with cold water-


It will not Stop my Rock Hard

[Marc]

:laugh2: Arista you old dog!!

[Doogle]

Nick makes me laugh.

[Shaun]

pitching £25 watches to a pound-shop...

[Marc]

pitching £25 watches to a pound-shop...

Helen isn't SO sharp! (even if it was Melody's idea)

[Marc]

That 'advertisement' Tom just stuck up is amazingggg

[arista]

pitching £25 watches to a pound-shop...


Yes they need a spank

[Doogle]

Tom. :laugh2:

[Marc]

Susan you mess!

SHE'S ASLEEP!!!!!!!!

[Shaun]

pmsl Susan dropping off

[Marc]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

She's asleep!!

[Harry!]

Aww Susie was asleep :laugh3:

[Marc]

Susan sleeping was probably the funniest moment this series!

[GypsyGoth]

Helen and Melody are lucky.

[arista]

Helen and Melody are lucky.


Yes

[Shaun]

Helen...bit bitchy :o

[Doogle]

Whoa, Melody's face. Cold.

[Marc]

awwkkkkward

[Doogle]

Helen <333333

[Doogle]

I thought that was Jim. :laugh3:

[Marc]

Helen...bit bitchy :o

I've quoted you twice now with a bitchy comment about Helen.. she's thirsty for more success

[reece(:]

come to papa :joker:

[Marc]

Jim is brilliant.. he needs to sell everything that ever existed

[GypsyGoth]

Jim has become a nice guy again :D

[Marc]

£5!!!!! for a bracelet!

[arista]

Jim has become a nice guy again :D




Yes he is good seller

[Marc]

Susan > Natasha

[Marc]

Oh Natasha is project manager? I thought it was Susan

[arista]

£5!!!!! for a bracelet!



Yes a £1:50 one
tacky cheap but look super

[Marc]

Susan has made like a 70 quid profit from ugly bracelets

[Harry!]

Susan > Natasha

Susan <3

[CharlieO]

How long is left in the series?
Is it worth trying to get into now?

[Marc]

Natasha... erm.. just buy more

[Marc]

How long is left in the series?
Is it worth trying to get into now?

There's like 2/3 more episodes :tongue:

[Doogle]

Helen and Susan are the only 2 I still like tbh.

[Marc]

Melody/Tom/Helen have lost easily

[Shaun]

Inception music? For selling umbrellas? :laugh:

[Harry!]

Umbrellas at the O2 :laugh:

[KG.]

I have a feeling Helen could get a shock firing if that team loses, I remember everyone thinking that Kim, (I think that was her name?) who broke the record on the baby products task, was going to walk last series but she got fired at around this point.

[Marc]

I have a feeling Helen could get a shock firing if that team loses, I remember everyone thinking that Kim, (I think that was her name?) who broke the record on the baby products task, was going to walk last series but she got fired at around this point.

Liz

[GypsyGoth]

Helen has really stabbed her in the back, or in the front I guess.

[Shaun]

Wow, Helen's a sly bitch. :/

[arista]

Wow, Helen's a sly bitch. :/



Yes Sly she is

[reece(:]

melody seems dead in the water :- (

[Marc]

Helen is a bitttttch under all that 'front'

[Shaun]

even if his team loses, I think Tom will be safe again LOL

[Marc]

Melody or Natasha tonight.. easily!!

[Marc]

even if his team loses, I think Tom will be safe again LOL

Yep he actually did well, would be wrong to fire him for doing a great job and Helen will never go!

[KG.]

Liz

Ahh yeah that was it, I really thought she'd be final two last series.

[Marc]

"push treacle up a hill"

almost as overused as :suspect: and :idc:

[bbfan1991]

She might be different in RL but on the show I can't stand Helen:bored:.

I'm liking Natasha now..

[Marc]

Melody is totally going... :sad:

[cosmic55]

so who goes tonight?:dance:

[bbfan1991]

Melody is going:(.

[CharlieO]

There's like 2/3 more episodes :tongue:

Damn, I wanted to get into it because I'm now able to watch it. But I guess there is no point.

[Smithy]

LMAO

no treat for you

[KG.]

:joker: Ditching the treat for the winning team, class.

[bbfan1991]

At least Helen lost for once:hugesmile:.

[arista]

He is not happy

[GiRTh]

no treats for you!:joker:

[bbfan1991]

Lmao no treat for the winning team:joker:.

[Marc]

Helen has lost!!!!

[Shaun]

Tom must have a loyalty card at this café

[Marc]

Tom must have a loyalty card at this café

He's got his hand stuck up Lord Sugar's arse

[Smithy]

Helen has lost!!!!

I was just thinking that, her first ever loss :o

[bbfan1991]

The Badger lost 7 times but got to the final, Tom could get through by the skin of his teeth again;).

[Harry!]

Who cares as long as our Susan is through :love:

[reece(:]

melodys going :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Marc]

The Badger lost 7 times but got to the final, Tom could get through by the skin of his teeth again;).

But this is 11 times.. LOL

[Marc]

Tom hasn't stood up for himself/his ideas for 11 weeks. Just G.T.F.O

[Doogle]

I hate Tom.

Melody needs to shut up, even though I'm liking her now.

Helen is amazing in the boardroom.

[bbfan1991]

Helen at last shows she's not perfect as the editing makes out:p.

[Marc]

Tom really deserves to go

[bbfan1991]

Shot yourself in the foot Melody:joker:.

[Marc]

......Queens speech?

[Doogle]

I like seeing Helen being criticised.

She's still the best and she's confident.

[Shaun]

-doesn't understand how anyone can 'hate' Tom-

[bbfan1991]

I like seeing Helen being criticised.

She's still the best and she's confident.

I'm just glad she's been shown to have flaws at last or the editing trying to make her perfect:p.

[Marc]

Tom is a nice guy but seriously.. 11 loses or 10 or whatever. C'mon!

[Marc]

:sad: Nooo!

[bbfan1991]

:( She did well to last this long anyway!

[Marc]

Tom YOU'RE USELESS!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THIS COMPETITION?!

WHY!?!!

Idiot.

[KG.]

:bawling::bawling::bawling:

Noooooooo :sad:

Did she say thank you to Nick?

[Harry!]

even if his team loses, I think Tom will be safe again LOL

:xyxwave:

[bbfan1991]

I hope now Melody shows she isn't how she came across on YF:p.

[Doogle]

I hate Tom because he's annoying, awkward, and he just gets on my nerves.

And he's STILL HERE.

Omg this episode looks epic.

Natasha VS Susan > Zoe VS Susan

I won't miss Melody too much. Gutted tom's still thereZ

[Doogle]

Tom YOU'RE USELESS!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THIS COMPETITION?!

WHY!?!!

Idiot.

She'd better have.

Nick > everything else on this show.

[MTVN]

Tom did a good job tonight, it had to be Melody to go. Helen's definitely growing on me and Jim was a legend tonight "I'm here for a good time, not a long time"

[KG.]

Bloody switch over, BB2 is the only channel I've lost so far so I can't watch YF :sad:

[Jords]

Tom is such a nice lad and didnt really wanna say anything bad about the girls and just focus on what he can do, I really hope he wins. He might not have the best ability but hes not bad and hes learning quick, if he voiced his opinion more hed be up there.


Melody I felt a bit sorry for her... 1 min I like her the next I dont. But Ive always found her passion endearing.

It would be totally wrong for Helen to be fired, although I think she got a bit sulky with Melody not doing it her way which was unexpected by her.

[bbfan1991]

Bloody switch over, BB2 is the only channel I've lost so far so I can't watch YF :sad:

She looks hot KG;):love:.

[Doogle]

She is beautiful.

[Marc]

Keyboard cat playing in the background :laugh2:

[bbfan1991]

See Melody is nice:). Hope she's improved on her team skills lmao.

[Jords]

She looks very nice :amazed:

[bbfan1991]

Zoe slagging off Melody already on Twitter:bored:, she's decided according to the press to have babies with Glenn because it's that serious:joker:.

[Jords]

Zoe slagging off Melody already on Twitter:bored:, she's decided according to the press to have babies with Glenn because it's that serious:joker:.

Whats Zoe's twitter???

[bbfan1991]

Whats Zoe's twitter???

@zoeberesford

[bbfan1991]

Yeah I hope Melody takes the criticism on board and improves on it, her RL work is obviously different and we only know the contestants on how they behave in the show so things change...

[bbfan1991]

:( I'm supporting Jim, Tom or Natasha from now on in that order.

[bbfan1991]

:love: The audience response.

[InOne]

Jim was loadsssss better tonight. Shame he was with a pretty rubbish PM. They should've lost and Jim would've stayed anyway.

Melody :(

WTF is it with Tom :bored:

[joeysteele]

Shocked Melody went.

[arista]

On BBC1 and BBC1HD
in around 6mins

[arista]

will Tom go?

[arista]

On Now

[Harry!]

:spin:

[GypsyGoth]

:bouncy:

[Doogle]

Can't believe it's Wednesday already.

And the final came around so quickly :o

[GypsyGoth]

I love the interviews.

[Smithy]

almost forgot this was on :o

[Marc]

It hurts to see it again!*

[arista]

Can't believe it's Wednesday already.

And the final came around so quickly :o



The Final is on Sunday

[Marc]

Haha bitch hung up on him

[Marc]

Tom is such a tool he even looks special when he's not trying

[Doogle]

I know :P

[arista]

Fast Food
is not easy

[Doogle]

So this is another task, then the final will probably consist of interviews and the final where everywhere comes back? :conf:

[Marc]

If Tom doesn't go them I'm going to stab a cat

[CharlieO]

I'm watching. :amazed: I have no idea whats going on but I like the voiceover person's voice. And I like the asian woman already. :)

[Marc]

So this is another task, then the final will probably consist of interviews and the final where everywhere comes back? :conf:

Think the final is just them pitching their own business

[Marc]

Wow this task is impressive!!

[arista]

So this is another task, then the final will probably consist of interviews and the final where everywhere comes back? :conf:



On Sunday

Its 9PM - 11PM Final.

[Jordan.]

Tom should have stepped up :sleep:

[Marc]

Helen is only happy when she's leading... :bored:

[Doogle]

I'm starting to really love Susan again like I did in the early weeks.

[Marc]

She's really controlling in a less agreesive way

[CharlieO]

Why are they all so tanned? And this asian woman is amazing. What is her name?

[Doogle]

Alan would get sick of that.

[Marc]

Karren <3*

[Doogle]

Why are they all so tanned? And this asian woman is amazing. What is her name?
Susan Ma :love:

[Harry!]

Why are they all so tanned? And this asian woman is amazing. What is her name?

Susan <3

[Harry!]

Karren's face was so funny then!

[Doogle]

Helen is annoying me tonight :( Susan's my current fave.

[Doogle]

Karen and Nick make the funniest faces :lovedup:

[Doogle]

That looks so gross.

[Marc]

Even Helen doesn't think they look good

[Jordan.]

Helen has become a bitch over the past 2 weeks.

[Harry!]

Tom is so cringe :laugh:

[arista]

Helen has become a bitch over the past 2 weeks.


Yes she has

[CharlieO]

Susan is the best. I don't like Helen I think it is and this man pointing at QYPY or what ever.

[Jordan.]

Why would you say hi to a pie :suspect:

[Marc]

Pies look cheaper to make

[CharlieO]

Because you are going to eat it and you have manners?

[arista]

El Fatso

[Doogle]

Helen was like a nobody until she started it getting lucky with every winning team, and then did some good pitches but shes gone right downhill.

If she'd lost in earlier weeks she'd have gone.

[Marc]

Why would you say hi to a pie :suspect:

Why not say By to a Pie :suspect:

[Doogle]

I like this idea.

[Marc]

Helen has become a bitch over the past 2 weeks.

Mmhmm

[CharlieO]

I like peppers. A sombrero is too cliche.

[Doogle]

I love Susan but fgs she is so moany sometimes.

[Jordan.]

Why not say By to a Pie :suspect:

Exactly :suspect:

[Marc]

Susan is annoying me tonight

[Doogle]

Jim once again claiming he did everything. Wonder if he'll stick to that in the boardroom.

[Marc]

Exactly :suspect:

Why Py Hy By
:suspect:

[CharlieO]

I love Susan but fgs she is so moany sometimes.

This. Loved her in the first 10 mins but now she is being a little meh.

[Marc]

Tom is really crazy sometimes.

[CharlieO]

This columbus mash is just silly. I hate when they make things too cheesy like that.

[Marc]

Jim once again claiming he did everything. Wonder if he'll stick to that in the boardroom.

'It wasn't my name!' :laugh2:

[CharlieO]

Natasha is whipped by Susan.

[zotler.]

Colombus wasn't even British, was he? :|

[CharlieO]

'Welcome to My Py' sounds a little dirty.

[Doogle]

'It wasn't my name!' :laugh2:

Silly man, it's all caught on camera.

[Smithy]

it looks so cheap and tacky

[Doogle]

This. Loved her in the first 10 mins but now she is being a little meh.

Yeah, when she's good she's great but when she's bad she's a pain in the arse. :laugh:

[Doogle]

Hehehehehehe pie is such a funny word :laugh:

[CharlieO]

Spelling words wrong for businesses is just pointless. Whats wrong with 'My Pie'

[Jordan.]

Colombus wasn't even British, was he? :|

No rofl.

[Marc]

It's so open and bare*

[Marc]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Columbus

Christopher Columbus (c. 31 October 1451 – 20 May 1506) was an explorer, colonizer, and navigator, born in the Republic of Genoa, in northwestern Italy.

[Marc]

Helen's laugh... :laugh: moron

[Doogle]

MyPy ffs. It's like they think people are too stupid to see My and Pie rhyme if they're not spelt similarly.

[Marc]

Helen/Tom will win, its simple, less problems to occur. Mexican food is trickier

[CharlieO]

Gross, mash and gravy in a cardboard box, thats horrible.

[arista]

Busy


Panic Panic

[CharlieO]

Cold Nachos and Fajitas :o

[Doogle]

This is terrible :laugh2:

I want Helen and Tom to lose, with Tom going. And to see more Helen in the boardroom.

[arista]

Slow Food


Not Good

[Marc]

I like how they have another day to do it

[Marc]

This is such a brilliant task, it should definitely have happened a little earlier in the series

[CharlieO]

I would never want to eat Py, gravy and mash out of a cardboard box.
Susy better not appear frazzled I want their team to win.

[Marc]

I'd eat the pie's. With gravy all over it :laugh:

[Marc]

Lord Sugar!!!

Ahhhh!

[CharlieO]

The tension is Building.

[CharlieO]

I would order the same as Lord Sugar but would not let Natasha bully me into ordering nachos as well.

[Marc]

Lord Sugar is definitely not happy

[Doogle]

I always find it weird seeing Lord Sugar not sitting down.

[CharlieO]

They should have researched what type of food he liked best in the world before they made their restaurant. Would give an advantage.

[Marc]

I hate how Jim always makes it sound as if it was all his idea.. his brain child.

[CharlieO]

I could give a better speech than Susan :bored:
That was so fake and OTT.

[Marc]

Oh my god... cringeeeeeee

[danda012]

oh dear, this isnt looking good so far..

[Jordan.]

Jim fail

[Smithy]

maths clearly wasn't his strong point

[Doogle]

It's so stereotypical :bored:

[Marc]

Jim can't calculate :joker:

[KG.]

Mypy > Caraca's.

[Doogle]

They both suck

[danda012]

fast, but is it actually good quality.

[arista]

A Pie Shop like that
would be great

[GypsyGoth]

Tom is an idiot.

[CharlieO]

Mypy > Caraca's.

This.

[Doogle]

It looks so disgusting :bored:

[CharlieO]

Helen looks like an air-hostess.

[Marc]

Helen is a good speaker.. even though she messed up there she recovered lol

[Marc]

It looks so disgusting :bored:

http://blocs.xtec.cat/maribelmateo0809/files/2009/02/steak_pie_with_gravy.jpg mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[KG.]

Helen just made the whole of Jim's team look so poor.

[CharlieO]

I think mypy will win.

[Marc]

MyPy > Cacrapcas

[Doogle]

Helen vs Jim/Natasha/Susan/Tom

She'd still win, tbh. I don't like her as much now but honestly she is so good at speaking especially :laugh:

[danda012]

I would be so surprised if Mypy lost this tast but then again, stranger things have happened..

[CharlieO]

Both the men in this are so annoying I cant imagine them ever winning.

[Doogle]

Here we go with Jim

[Marc]

Natasha weren't bad this week BUT Susan and Jim have shown themselves a little more over this period of this show

[Marc]

Tom and/or Natasha will go.

If it's three people going.. Natasha/Tom/Susan

[CharlieO]

4/10 awks.

[danda012]

Predictable win for MyPy.

[Jordan.]

urghhh...

[Marc]

Oh is that it?...

[Doogle]

Yeah Natasha did quite good today.

No one properly pissed me off this week, well Tom just did cos he got through. :bored: He only got there cos of Helen.

[GypsyGoth]

Tom is in the final!!! :shocked:

[Marc]

'you three are all fired'

:joker:

[CharlieO]

I like Helen now. She seems to be actually good but Tom seems a bit of a prick.

[KG.]

Susan or Jim to go please.

Will probably be Natasha though :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

Natasha or Jim to go please.

[Marc]

Helen dragged him through.. the name WAS good but Helen's idea basically..

[Marc]

Susan or Jim to go please.

Will probably be Natasha though :bored:

Yeah she'll likely go

[Doogle]

Susan deserves it the most out of those 3.

[arista]

The girls Went wrong -- he says?

[CharlieO]

I want Jim or Natasha to go. Natasha should have fought her corner on the peppers if it annoyed her so much.

[Marc]

Jim just needs to stay quiet and let the girls go at it

[Doogle]

Think back to that quote from the person who gets fired :suspect:

[danda012]

To be far.. out of all the candidates, only Helen in my opinion would be a worthy winner.

[KG.]

To be fair, I think Susan and Jim probably both deserve it more than Natasha because she hasn't really done a great deal so I guess it would only be fair if Natasha did go, I'm just really not fond of Jim or Susan :laugh:

[Jordan.]

Think back to that quote from the person who gets fired :suspect:

Thats why I think its Susan D;

[Marc]

To be far.. out of all the candidates, only Helen in my opinion would be a worthy winner.

I think she's done very well. But it can be seen as luck, she only started to get noticed mid way I would say.

[CharlieO]

I like Susan but she seems a little ditsy/slow?

[Marc]

Thats why I think its Susan D;

Whaaa? have I missed something here?

[Doogle]

Hmm yeah. Could be.

[Marc]

Natasha just throws words together and hopes for the best

[Jordan.]

Whaaa? have I missed something here?

There was a quote from who gets fired

"In this process, some of the characters will scream and shout and fight, and I’m not willing to lose my own dignity. I’ve walked out of this process with my head held high"

I can imagine Susie saying it in her calm collective voice :bawling:

[GypsyGoth]

Natasha just throws words together and hopes for the best

Yea, it's like she pretends to be a business person.

[CharlieO]

They all just blame each other. They need more substance in their speeches.

[Marc]

Yea, it's like she pretends to be a business person.

She loves hindsight!

[GypsyGoth]

Jim annoys me, he can be a real jerk.

[Marc]

There was a quote from who gets fired



I can imagine Susie saying it in her calm collective voice :bawling:

:suspect: I think it could be


Jim

or

Natasha :suspect:

[Marc]

Jim annoys me, he can be a real jerk.

Damn right! He's really arrogant, if the name had failed it for them he would have passed it off onto Susan LOL

[CharlieO]

None of them seem that business savvy at all.