The Apprentice Series 7 [Discussion Thread]

[Smithy]

They should just ask nick, it'd save soo much time

[GypsyGoth]

I like Covered.

[Smithy]

Coffin Dodger is amazing :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

They should just ask nick, it'd save soo much time

:laugh:

They seemed very patronising.

[Smithy]

Hip replacement O__________________O

[arista]

Hip replacement O__________________O




Thats Extreme Pain in some cases.

[Doogle]

Nick is like the only reason I'm watching.

[arista]

Lads Mag may win.

[Doogle]

Melody is loving this.

[Doogle]

This is hilarious. :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

It looks like a medical mag.

[Doogle]

The magazines do look good.

[Doogle]

I love this bit because it's so cringeworthy.

[Smithy]

Zoe's grown on me since last week, she's totes right about the wrong approach they've taken

[KG.]

Really can't stand Jim anymore :bored:

[Doogle]

Natasha. :bored: I'm going right off her.

[Smithy]

pretty terrible pitch, wd leon

[Doogle]

If Zoe gets a voice change she'll be back in my love list.

[Doogle]

Susan's random smiling. :love:

[GypsyGoth]

Natasha. :bored: I'm going right off her.

She only seems to care about porn :bored:

[Smithy]

that guy sounds like ricky outta eastenders

[Doogle]

I think Hip Replacement will win because of the £500 difference there but I could be wrong.

[GypsyGoth]

Most of this money talk went over my head, I haven't a clue which team is doing well.

[Doogle]

She only seems to care about porn :bored::joker: ikr!

that guy sounds like ricky outta eastenders

Thought this haha.

[Smithy]

omg Nick was actually reading the magazine then :laugh2:

[Doogle]

Karen looked bored. :laugh:

I have an obsession with watching Karen and Nick's expressions. :laugh:

[Doogle]

I really want Helen to keep winning but I think she'll lose for the first time today.

[Smithy]

bet the third one for the lads mag is stupidly high

and they end up winning

[KG.]

I'd have loved to watch Margaret following Jim's team with the whole 'Hip Replacement' thing, she would've been hilarious :lovedup:

[Smithy]

bet the third one for the lads mag is stupidly high

and they end up winning

told ya :bored:

[Doogle]

Margaret scares me.

Zoe to go plz.

[Smithy]

I bet Susan gets fired http://i.imgur.com/XvGkx.gif

[Doogle]

I love fencing.

[Doogle]

This cafe bit is so staged.

My friend mentions it every week when we watch it in Business.

I reckon Susan will go too. She'll dig herself a hole.

[arista]

Susan
she never put up a fight about it

[GypsyGoth]

I think Zoe is in a very vulnerable position, but so too is Jim, plus Jim is way more annoying.

[Doogle]

True, she did nothing to be honest.

[Doogle]

These 4 are all against each other hahaha.

I hope Glenn goes actually.
His only use is being in a towel at the start of every episode. :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

Jim is a bully :cloud:

[Smithy]

Jim to go plz

[Doogle]

I still like Jim and Susan.

Neither have annoyed me that much.

[Shaun]

I'm happy with anyone going tbh, but I'm supporting Jim for Jen

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh3: @ his face.

[Doogle]

I love Nick so much. :lovedup:

[Smithy]

SLAP HIM SUSAN!!! k

[Doogle]

Zoe just be quiet.

[Shaun]

Susan's done the "omg that's unfair :(" act every. single. week. She's so out of her depth.

[arista]

SLAP HIM SUSAN!!! k


Susan is like a feather

[Smithy]

http://i.imgur.com/BneEs.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Yay! Zoe's safe :D

[Doogle]

**** sake. Piss off Zoe you bitch.

-hates her again-

[KG.]

It has to be either Susan or Jim, unless Glenn manages to dig a huge hole for himself.

[Doogle]

My two favourites. ;(

[Doogle]

Nick. <3

[Smithy]

Nick :lovedup:

[Doogle]

He is brilliant. If he leaves I'm going to cry.

[Doogle]

I like Glenn a bit more now tbh.

I dislike him on tasks.

Jim to go. Can't believe I'm saying that.

[Doogle]

I think it's Susan.

[Smithy]

omg he's coming to susan last :bawling:

[Smithy]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgok1seAjQ1qa4bito1_500.gif

[GypsyGoth]

:shocked:

[KG.]

:bawling:

Jim better not reach the final. :bored:

[Doogle]

Oh yay.

Jim can go next week unless he improves.

[arista]

Shock

Glen is Gone

[Harry!]

Yey our Susan is through!

[Shaun]

omg <3 best result.

[danda012]

Jim should have gone.

[Doogle]

They look genuinely shocked.

I love the foreign episode. LOL. I want a Spain one though :(

[GypsyGoth]

Paris :lovedup:

[MTVN]

That was a good ep :D Surprised Jim surivived but I'm glad he did, hopefully Susan will go next week

[Jords]

Poor Glenn didnt deserve that at all.

Jim's a patronising arse, dun like him anymore and I really like Susan but shes gotta stop moaning in the board room and put her ideas forward and dont accept no!

[Doogle]

I do like Jim but he can be very annoying.

[Doogle]

NICK HAHAHSJSUDHJBD. Jizz. :love:

[Doogle]

Dara sometimes talks way too fast.

[Jords]

Oh and Im really loving Melody, shes calmed down and really getting into it without being too stuck up about things.

Hate Natasha, Tom is meh but I think he might shine next week or the week after, theres something there but hes been too background.

[Doogle]

I hate Tom but Melody is becoming easier to put up with now.

[Doogle]

:laugh2: @ Susan next week.

She's definitely going.

[bbfan1991]

Right decision even if Jim ****ed up big time. I do like Jim's in it to win it attitude but he goes a bit too far sometimes. Delighted he's still in it because he does have the ability, obvious LS kept him in for the sake of the show regarding entertainment and ratings;).

Melody got cheers from the You're Fired audience:D:D.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Right decision even if Jim ****ed up big time. I do like Jim's in it to win it attitude but he goes a bit too far sometimes. Delighted he's still in it because he does have the ability, obvious LS kept him in for the sake of the show regarding entertainment and ratings;).

Melody got cheers from the You're Fired audience:D:D.

:( She got mixed.

Why is Tom so popular? Hes a arselicking boring sod

Him and Helen need to go..... actaully tbh their both so boring their goign to fade away soon

[Lewis.]

I really can see someone like Susan winning this thing. She's definitely got the business brains - she just needs to up her confidence and game. I think that any one of them could win this thing.

[Benjamin]

I love when Susan gets worked up and stands up for herself in the boardroom. Hopefully now she'll speak up and stik to her guns when opposed to people.

Although I hated Glenn, Jim should be fired. He is such a weak man and cannot seem to make a decision on his own. :bored:

[InOne]

I think Alan likes Jim's ruthless atributes

[Benjamin]

There's only 3 more firings before the interview stage. :shocked:

[arista]

Off to France


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ON BBC1HD

[Harry!]

:spin:

[arista]

On Now

[GypsyGoth]

:colour:

[Doogle]

This is my favourite programme ATM. :joker:

[Benjamin]

Bonjour. :wavey:

[Marc]

Got to love Melody!

[Marc]

Oui Oui

[Benjamin]

Helen has a really beautiful fashion sense. :love:

[Doogle]

Helen's first losing week? Looking at her team I see problems but I hope they win.

[Marc]

Team Tom!!!

[Marc]

Leon wants breakfast :laugh2:

[Doogle]

Ugh Tom. I hope he goes this week. Im just gonna enjoy this episode for the scenery. :laugh:

[GypsyGoth]

€1,700 for a bike!!!!

[Marc]

I want.. No I NEED that bean bag bed

[Doogle]

€18 for that ****?!

[Marc]

€18 for that ****?!

Just put it on a pillow or something

[KG.]

"Do the French like their children?"

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

LOL at Susan and PMSL at Karen's response.

[bbfan1991]

Melody makes me laugh:D.

[Marc]

Susan you're so stupid and annoying.

I really liked her last week but she's just going through every product like 'yes..no' she's rubbish

[Doogle]

Susan is so thick at times. /lateresponse

[Benjamin]

Good to see Susan and Zoe getting on for a change.

[Doogle]

Good to see Susan and Zoe getting on for a change.

I was literally seconds from posting this.

I bet it won't last long.

[Doogle]

Melody is less annoying when she speaks French.

[Shaun]

so melody's completely lying?

[Benjamin]

So far Melody is storming this, but that Teapot looks like a naff idea.

[Benjamin]

Wait, Melody is lying!

[Marc]

Tom's products are so stupid LOL

[Marc]

Ha2 Melody totally lying.

Could ruin her chances

[Benjamin]

Leon 'I can't speak French'. :bored:

They talk English too!

[Shaun]

I don't know if they could prove it though - that woman who she was interviewing about the carseat said she liked the idea, but Melody put her bias on it.

[danda012]

Melody has lost it for her team.

[Doogle]

Whats she lying about? I went downstairs :laugh:

[Harry!]

Excellent French skills.

[Doogle]

I'm pretty sure Melody is gonna go.

[Marc]

Melody could leave ah :(

[Doogle]

Jim is really pissing me off now. :laugh:

And melody's point about cars, I was thinking the same thing.

[Benjamin]

Just to point out to Melody, but she asked people at The Metro station about the car seat, of course they are going to say more people use the Metro!

[bbfan1991]

Melody could leave ah :(

She doesn't

;)

[GypsyGoth]

Wow Melody is good.

[Marc]

Got lucky there didn't they? That shop was full of weird crap!*

[Doogle]

I want them to **** this up.

[Marc]

I don't think she goes actually.. Saw a clip of her making biscuits or cakes in a future task?

[Doogle]

It's a cheap looking light anyway.

Is Nick asleep?

[Benjamin]

Natasha is doing ok, but Tom is crumbling.

[Doogle]

I hope they do better than the others.

[bbfan1991]

Tom is lettiing Melody walk over him, no point bitching to Natasha.. grow a backbone!

[Benjamin]

I'm really starting to like Helen.

[Marc]

Susan is so dense. Helen is talking business and Susan is just sitting in it PMSL*

[Doogle]

Tom is lettiing Melody walk over him, no point bitching to Natasha.. grow a backbone!

:worship:

[Marc]

I'm really starting to like Helen.

[2]

[Marc]

Eeeek!

[Doogle]

I like trying to translate everything into anglais.

[Benjamin]

Melody will be slammed for this. Leaving her non-speaking French team mates to suffer.

[Doogle]

Helen to win :amazed:

[Shaun]

*cringes over Tom*
I love him :( I'll marry him.

Melody seems to just be doing her own thing... pretty bad team player. Bitch.

[Marc]

Tom is lettiing Melody walk over him, no point bitching to Natasha.. grow a backbone!

Yep! Couldn't agree any more

[danda012]

I got a feeling Tom will leave if their team loses.:bawling:

[Doogle]

Tom and Melody are the only ones I really hate.

Even Zoe is doing alright at the moment. I don't particularly like her though.

[Marc]

*cringes over Tom*
I love him :( I'll marry him.

Melody seems to just be doing her own thing... pretty bad team player. Bitch.

Leave her alone

[Shaun]

**** off marc. I have Jen on my side.

[Benjamin]

MY GOD MELODY!!!!

She needs to get off her bloody high-horse.

[bbfan1991]

My like for Melody has just got better:hugesmile:, simply her turn for the bad edit this week.

Helen is good, i'm still neutral on her.

[Marc]

**** off marc. I have Jen on my side.

spit/

I'm gonna cut you!

[Doogle]

Oh that product looks better now I've seen it in use properly.

[Benjamin]

Nice one Susan!

[Marc]

MY GOD MELODY!!!!

She needs to get off her bloody high-horse.

Ugh.... Get off your high horse Ben.

[Marc]

Ahaha Tom you mess

[Shaun]

who the hell would buy this cress stuff

[KG.]

Hahahahahaha Tom dropping the phone :laugh3:

[Benjamin]

Ugh.... Get off your high horse Ben.

Nope, I'm riding it across the glades with Shaun. :tongue:

[Marc]

who the hell would buy this cress stuff

Rabbits Ha2

[Benjamin]

who the hell would buy this cress stuff

Marc

[bbfan1991]

Tom is to blame for letting Melody all over him, she may have made some mistakes and rubbed some up the wrong way but she has balls and all of the candidates have big egos!

[Marc]

Nope, I'm riding Shaun. :tongue:

spit/

I'm not surprised. Shaun is lovely

[Smithy]

omg i bet the team that isn't on susan win :bawling:

[bbfan1991]

Susan is dumb, yeah call me unfair:p.

[Benjamin]

:laugh2:

[Marc]

Marc

No I would have brought 1,000 teapot lamps from Melody.

You would buy from Susan cos you love them asians. /rice2

[Benjamin]

Melody is in trouble

[Benjamin]

No I would have brought 1,000 teapot lamps from Melody.

You would buy from Susan cos you love them asians. /rice2

I would. /rice

[Marc]

Tom's team will lose surely?

[bbfan1991]

Melody is in trouble

Nope Leon is

;)

[danda012]

I think Susan's team won and Tom is going.

[Marc]

Woooooooooahhhhh

[Benjamin]

OMG!


Helen just broke the record for last year!

[Smithy]

http://i.imgur.com/3ABwD.gif

[Shaun]

oh dear jesus.

[Benjamin]

OMG! Susans team killed Tom's

[Shaun]

it was the carseat that sold! MELODY HAS TO GO :mad:

[KG.]

Tom going then :(

[Marc]

Susan didn't help with that big win though she just sat in the booster seat while Helen raped the pitch.

Helen rocks.

[Harry!]

Our superstar Susan is through! :cheer:

[bbfan1991]

I know who wins next week:p.

[danda012]

Melody SHOULD be the one who goes for losing the task for the team but in reality.. it will probably be Tom.

At the end of the day, Melody lied about the research and that cost them the task.

[GypsyGoth]

Tom was a terrible leader. He should be slapped and then fired.

[arista]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/21/article-0-0C469AB900000578-684_634x545.jpg

[Smithy]

I know who wins next week:p.

what's the point of looking up spoilers :joker:

[Marc]

Melody was the only one who actually did stuff this week for this team. Either Leon or Natasha will go

[Doogle]

Tom to go.

Melody is a bitch and she's taken lead but I like when she speaks French. Plus no matter what, she still was the best of the team.

[Benjamin]

Yeah, but Melody screwed them all over with the products and the appointments.

[Jords]

They were all really likable tonight, even Natasha :L

Tom was awful at PM unfortunately, so reckon he'll go although Leon didnt do anything so Sugar might fire him... hope not!

Melody, Helen and Susan can sure ass sell.

[Marc]

She did well.

[bbfan1991]

I like Leon but he did the least so he should go:(.

[Doogle]

True but the others just let her get on with it.

[Marc]

Leon is useless LOL

Natasha will safe.

[Benjamin]

OOOh the boardroom is bringing out the worst in Melody. She's starting to panic.

[GypsyGoth]

I don't really mind who goes amongst these.

[Shaun]

she lied, she didn't do her job, she went off for her own glory-hunting, and she chose products blindly.

[GypsyGoth]

Tom should have managed Melody better.

[Benjamin]

Tom, melody and Leon are all in trouble from this task.

[Doogle]

Helen is the best all round.

Alan has said nothing bad about her, but then again he hasn't had the chance.

Melody..it's falling apart for her.

[Jords]

she lied, she didn't do her job, she went off for her own glory-hunting, and she chose products blindly.

This is true but then on the flip-side, she performed best :joker:

[bbfan1991]

Tom should have managed Melody better.

I like the guy but everyone is like poor Tom when he should have put his foot down harder.

[Marc]

Melody will be safe!!!

[Shaun]

Leon'll go. Alan doesn't like people who sit at the back.

[bbfan1991]

Thanks Nick and Karen:p.

[Doogle]

Tom you idiot. Sales are still relevant even if you are becoming his business partner, rather than working for him. Plus lower sales = loss of task.

[Marc]

Tom's been in this situation so much he was up on his feet as soon as that phone rang! Haha

[Benjamin]

Melody is Asian?

[GypsyGoth]

I didn't know she was asian.

[bbfan1991]

Melody is Asian?

Yeah her last name is Hossiani. People think she's from Birmingham when she isn't too:p.

[Marc]

She's like Iranian or something. That's all part of Asia (right?)

[Doogle]

I thought melody was shushing Alan then.

[bbfan1991]

Melody is from Iran.

[danda012]

Melody is SUCH a glory hog. She NEEDS to go BADLY

[Doogle]

Melody STOP TALKING.

[Benjamin]

Sugar likes Melody. She's safe.


It will be Leon going home without doubt.

[Shaun]

she HAS to go purely for how she reacted to Natasha being set free. She is disgustingly rude.

[arista]

Melody is Rude

[Benjamin]

Leon has barely said 2 words.

[Doogle]

Melody is like the bitch at the back of the classroom who stirs trouble and then laughs when others get in trouble.

[Marc]

she HAS to go purely for how she reacted to Natasha being set free. She is disgustingly rude.

They're all knobs!

She was right and Lord Alan even said Natasha was very lucky

[Marc]

Yaaaaaaaaay!

[Shaun]

Tom isn't rude :nono:

[Doogle]

TOM TOM TOM TOM

I don't like Leon but oh I hate Tom.

[danda012]

URGH Melody is the one who lost the task in the first place!

[Marc]

Bye Leon!

[Doogle]

Nooo wrong person. :bored:

[Marc]

Leon has a girlfriend don't you know?

[arista]

Leon is gone

[bbfan1991]

I liked all 3, delighted Melody is safe:D.

[Smithy]

Tom shoulda gone :bored:

[Maia]

Yaaay!

[Shaun]

Well I can live with that.

Melody must die though.

[KG.]

Yes Melody :lovedup:

I'm glad Tom stayed too.

[Doogle]

JDIRUJFMCNSIQUWHNC I hate Tom. :bored:

[GypsyGoth]

I thought Leon would have made it to the interview part.

[Doogle]

You're Fired now. <333

[Doogle]

I could imagine Leon being really torn apart at the interview stage too, actually.

[Shaun]

worryingly I think Melody's the only one with winning potential: Helen maybe too.

[Jords]

Melody getting aragant again, dont go down that route!

[MTVN]

God I now hate Melody after that ep - surely you could use common sense to know that people do actually drive in Paris and 4 people is not a great sample size. She's lucky that Sir Alan didnt seem to realise she'd just outright lied about her market research as well when they were all saying what a good idea the rucksack was. Lord Sugar likes her though, she'll probably end up winning, or maybe Helen

[Marc]

worryingly I think Melody's the only one with winning potential: Helen maybe too.

Final two with Helen winning

[bbfan1991]

Apparently according to the online spoilers re the final

Helen and Susan are the final 2

Will have to see if they're true, I hope they're not:p.

[joeysteele]

Tom should have been sacked not Leon,at least he and Melody did sell something.

[Lewis.]

Think that Tom definitely should have been fired this week. I reckon that if Helen can respond well in the interviews and not make a fool of herself - she'll have it in the bag.

[InOne]

Melody :love:

[bbfan1991]

Melody :love:

You have saw the light:D, we're two of a kind LOL.

[Shaun]

Apparently according to the online spoilers re the final

Helen and Susan are the final 2

Will have to see if they're true, I hope they're not:p.

i'll eat my hat is Susan makes the final 2

[bbfan1991]

i'll eat my hat is Susan makes the final 2

IMO she's so annoying:(.

[Benjamin]

Looking forward to tonight's episode. It's getting close now to the interview stage. :amazed:

[Benjamin]

Half an hour. :amazed:

[bbfan1991]

Half an hour. :amazed:

Biscuits!

http://bexgoes4you.com/BISCUITS/mcvities%20plain%20choc%20digestives.jpg

[arista]

On BBC1 and BBC1HD

in around 5mins

[Benjamin]

Biscuits!

http://bexgoes4you.com/BISCUITS/mcvities%20plain%20choc%20digestives.jpg

Don't mind if I do. ;)