In Cold Blood IV [LemonJam wins!]

[Doogle]

prick omg

[Shaun]

dylan insulting me is time better spent tacking and getting a new grid

twat

[Doogle]

Maybe I'm the mole

[LemonJam]

somebody ****ing tack plz

[Doogle]

tack

[Doogle]

-more scared of LJ than I am of Shaun-

[Shaun]

omg that's not a line :rolleyes:

http://i46.tinypic.com/29zr1v8.png

[LemonJam]

oh mother of god

[LemonJam]

doogle is top left, lee is top middle, marc is top right
JH95 is middle left novo is middle middle ukturtle is middle right
mollie is bottom left kate is bottom middle lemonjam is bottom right

[Lee.]

uh oh

Top middle is me... so thats an L and an E

LJ, you must be bottom right

[Doogle]

:joker:

I love this task sfm

[Lee.]

naw ignore that... that cant be right. None of them have enough letters to be UKTurtle

[LemonJam]

doogle is top left, lee is top middle, marc is top right
JH95 is middle left novo is middle middle ukturtle is middle right
mollie is bottom left kate is bottom middle lemonjam is bottom right

dis.

[Maia]

whoopsie...

That wasn't an actual one Shaun you bloody

[Shaun]

it said tack so nwiofnhWIFNO

[Lee.]

Yay LJ! we all just need to wait now....

who's drinking tonight?

[LemonJam]

just a couple of casual beers :pipe:

[Lee.]

I think I'll appearonline for the rest of this game... safer that way I think.

[Lee.]

This is late for Marc innit?

[Lee.]

omg that's not a line :rolleyes:

http://i46.tinypic.com/29zr1v8.png

doogle is top left, lee is top middle, marc is top right
JH95 is middle left novo is middle middle ukturtle is middle right
mollie is bottom left kate is bottom middle lemonjam is bottom right

Just posting these together so it's easier

[Doogle]

Thank you Lee <3

Oh I just realised one of us is a killer again

[Lee.]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Wilson_The_Volleyball.jpg

[Benjamin]

Are any of the three online yet?

[LemonJam]

Lee.
Viewing Who's Online

ohay Lee lawl

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Shaun]

the first to die having 33 more posts than a current player kmt

[LemonJam]

ama post on his wall now to make sure he enters.

[Lee.]

Lee.
Viewing Who's Online

ohay Lee lawl

Oh Hi :)

[Benjamin]

marc is online

[Doogle]

the first to die having 33 more posts than a current player kmt

Ah I love statistics :love:

[LemonJam]

my posts on their walls

To JH95

hey bromigo when you get online can you get to the ICB thread immediately?! We need you for the task!


To Kate

kaaaaaate when you get online can you get to the ICB thread immediately?! We need you for the task!


To Marc

get in the ICB thread ******.

[Shaun]

thanks james was really interested to find that out and now i know i'm still really interested

[Doogle]

Might post a more outrageous one tbh

[Benjamin]

omg that's not a line :rolleyes:

http://i46.tinypic.com/29zr1v8.png

doogle is top left, lee is top middle, marc is top right
JH95 is middle left novo is middle middle ukturtle is middle right
mollie is bottom left kate is bottom middle lemonjam is bottom right

Marc post then me and lj can free him

[Lee.]

:joker:

Is marc still online Ben?

[Benjamin]

He's invisible I think.

[Benjamin]

Urgh, he went offline. :suspect:

[LemonJam]

lame

[Doogle]

Why do we have to put up with their bull**** :rolleyes:

[Benjamin]

Marc Marc is offline
Super Moderator

Last Activity: Today 11:01 AM

[Lee.]

jesus christ! He's maybe on his way home from work or something?

[Benjamin]

He's back! Marc post the word.

[Doogle]

the word is on your lips (say the word)
the word is on your lips (say the word)
the word is on your lips (say the word)

[Doogle]

NEWS FLASH

https://twitter.com/marcjswp/status/261956528549023744

[Benjamin]

Lol. :joker:

[Lee.]

oh yay!! I think we can safely say we will be able to free marc ok! Its JH i'm worried about!

Kate said she would be drunk tonight so we can probably expect her at some point I think. She must be out on the razzle at the minute

[LemonJam]

omg drunken Kate playing this game <3

[Doogle]

Shaun would probably change it constantly to confuse her even more :joker:

[Benjamin]

This should be hilarious to see. Hopefully it'll be as funny as the time Niamh was drunk during The Mole 3 playing the hour game.

[LemonJam]

or arista's amazing contribution to the first task <3

[Lee.]

ooooohmygodkateisonline!!!!!!!!!!!

[Novo]

*Kate*
Viewing Thread
In Cold Blood IV [Task #5, p109]

[Lee.]

get her to post first, then me, then you Andy, ok?

[Novo]

if you insist

[LemonJam]

http://i46.tinypic.com/29zr1v8.png

doogle is top left, lee is top middle, marc is top right
JH95 is middle left novo is middle middle ukturtle is middle right
mollie is bottom left kate is bottom middle lemonjam is bottom right

fnp

[Doogle]

Ha, if Shaun had used that font throughout the whole thing we'd never have the issue of people randomly saying the word

[Shaun]

well you would, it would've just been pandemonium

[Doogle]

I guess. Everyone would probably just randomly say it and hope for the best.

[Kate!]

Ok am here, not long got home. Am sober :p

Read task briefly, know what to post. Do I do it now?

[Lee.]

Yes Kate! :D

[Kate!]

Tack

[Lee.]

Tack

[Novo]

Tack

[LemonJam]

Good job guys ^_^

[LemonJam]

Marc should be coming online soon :amazed:

[Doogle]

Brillo pads... Marc is late though.

Then if JH is online we will have to hope for a grid that works

[Lee.]

Tell me Shaun is still online! What if he ****s off than JH appears??

[Shaun]

http://i49.tinypic.com/316nuki.png

*Kate* is now free, leaving Marc and JH95.

[Doogle]

Calm your tits Lee

[LemonJam]

don't write an album about it :idc:

[Doogle]

<3

[Lee.]

Marc is online too!

[Lee.]

Is Mollie or Ben still about?

[LemonJam]

:amazed:

[Shaun]

http://i50.tinypic.com/jfd7i8.png

[Doogle]

Still here if needed

[Lee.]

We need Mollie or Ben to free Marc

[Doogle]

El Good :love: My new Spanish alias

[Lee.]

oh no.. I'm talking pish! Me and you Doogle can free him :)

[Kate!]

Right, I came online, saw the messages and came in thread pronto. Guys I've only had a very quick glance at the task so when do you need me again? :conf: or is that it done?

I'll go and read it properly now.

[Novo]

Some of these look Egyptian

[Doogle]

oh no.. I'm talking pish! Me and you Doogle can free him :)

How? :suspect:

[Shaun]

http://i50.tinypic.com/jfd7i8.png

new page ffs

[LemonJam]

so either myself and ben or doogle and mollie can free Marc :bigsmile:

[Lee.]

honest to god! Just ignore me Doogle! I was looking at the last grid!

[LemonJam]

once he makes an appearance...

[Doogle]

:joker: You're tired and pissed Lee, go to bed

[Marc]

Sorry I was catching up...

[Lee.]

I've only had a glass of diluting orange juice!

Think I'll go make a coffee

[Marc]

Sorry guys I was actually at work, we had this god awful Michael Buble tribute in and some girls got real drunk... really bad :bored:

[Marc]

Can I say tack now?

[Shaun]

YOU JUST HAVE

[Novo]

You probably egged them on to drink more you sick ****

[Doogle]

CAN WE SHOUT

[Shaun]

I JUST DID

[Marc]

TACK!

What the actual ******* am I doing

[Doogle]

MARC SHUT UP

[Lee.]

oh jings.. we need Ben or Mollie now

[LemonJam]

Ben and myself or mollie and doogle?

[Novo]

Yourself and Ben because Mollie isn't online

[Doogle]

Whoever posts first out of Mollie and Ben, most likely Ben

[LemonJam]

oh they have NOT gone offline.

[Lee.]

Dont see mollie or Ben online anymore :sad:

[Kate!]

Do you bloody well need me again or not????

:D

[Doogle]

Not for this time Kate, as long as it doesn't mess up and we get a line. You might be needed if JH ever comes on but most likely not

[LemonJam]

not currently Kate, it depends on the next grid if you can help JH95 to get set free :spin:

[Lee.]

Can somebody tweet or FB Mollie?

[Doogle]

Back off LemonJam you reductive slut

[LemonJam]

oh, JH95 is online now too :amazed:

[Shaun]

i can fax her if you like

[Marc]

So who do we need to post?

[Jake.]

hang on i need to read up on this

[Doogle]

Mollie/me or Ben/James

[Doogle]

JH :worship::worship::worship::worship::worship:

[LemonJam]

we need either of Mollie or Ben to come on to complete a line and set you free.

[Marc]

Bennnn :bored: I can't believe he's not online

[Marc]

btw shaun this task is awesome.

[Shaun]

or you could skip this and hope for a nicer grid

[Lee.]

i can fax her if you like

Its ok I've sent a pigeon

[LemonJam]

anyone else for ****ing up the grid?

[Doogle]

I'll be on all night too due to time diff LJ, but bear with me I'm at work.

Bearing with...

[Marc]

If we reset theres a chance we won't have Mollie and Ben next to each other

[Kate!]

Right, I will stay up a bit longer then just in case. You'll have to instruct me cos I'm knackered, full of cold and don't know what's occurring. Thanks.

[Doogle]

tack

[LemonJam]

tack

[Lee.]

I'm up for resetting

[Lee.]

tack

[Marc]

Kate should be released next, I'll be on all day tomorrow (until 5) and for a few more hours tonight!

[LemonJam]

kate's been released :p I'm thinking JH95 while he's still online and then your fine ass.

[Lee.]

I think we've only got until 9am marc, and Kate has already been freed.

[Marc]

oh k oops

[Doogle]

Let's listen to some calming music while we wait

AqeIiF0DlTg

Michelle Williams seriously reminds me of Dezzy now..

[Marc]

-goes to check my abusive wall comments while I wait for new grid-

[Shaun]

http://i46.tinypic.com/1z5ruoo.png

[Kate!]

I'm sorry for saying bloody btw.

:(

I feel crappy.

[LemonJam]

omg dylan same

[Jake.]

Can someone explain what this is or tell me where I find out what this is?

[LemonJam]

JH wurr you at?

[Doogle]

This one is perfect for either person thank you Shaun

[Marc]

me?

[Marc]

nah JH then lee then doogle ?

[Jake.]

JH wurr you at?

sorry ive been at a theme park all day

[Lee.]

right JH first then me and Doogle can release him?

[Lee.]

JH, do you know the word to say?

[LemonJam]

JH I've PM'd what you need to do :)

[Marc]

JH post the word

[Jake.]

TACK

[Jake.]

ok?

[Doogle]

LJ i did that too

STOP COPYING ME IS THIS REVENGE FOR THE OTHER DAY

[Doogle]

TACK

[Marc]

yes thats awesome jake

[LemonJam]

lmfao

[Marc]

leee

[Lee.]

tack

[Marc]

wait i'm being bossy.. i have no right to be bossy sorry :blush2:

[LemonJam]

:amazed: just Marc now

[Doogle]

Guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys we might pass :amazed:

I expected it to be 8:57PM tomorrow with everyone waiting on someone

[Marc]

Doesn't it end 9:00Am?

[Doogle]

Oh :joker:

[LemonJam]

Ja.

[Marc]

ugh I have an ear ache :(

[/randomlawl]

[Marc]

This task would be sensational for The Mole... poor Karl would have crumbled.

[Shaun]

http://i49.tinypic.com/sqilmo.png

[Doogle]

Ahhhh I understand why everyone was so urgent now :joker:

And yeah Marc, the mole would have to rely on the stupidity and poor teamwork of the other contestants for it to work

[LemonJam]

I'm sorry for saying bloody btw.

:(

I feel crappy.

you can go to bed if you want Kate, I'm not gonna force you to stay up. We can just reset the grid if we need you :hug:

[Marc]

we can just keep resetting until theres a combo of me,lj,lee,doogle

[Doogle]

Oh Marc I never asked... what did you think of our wall messages?

[Marc]

Evil.

You mess.

[Marc]

Also I thought Damien was the killer guise because apparently Damien is like the Canandian name for Devil or some sh**

Plus he's the son of Satan so that was my only thinking for Niall. :joker:

[Shaun]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2wfljrt.png

[LemonJam]

Marc me and Doogle :amazed:

[Lee.]

Yay go go go!! :hugesmile:

[Doogle]

that wont count, do it properly

[Marc]

TACK

[Shaun]

that wont count, do it properly

:bored: spoilsport

[LemonJam]

Tack

[Marc]

done.

[Doogle]

Good :hugesmile:

Anyone else really concerned about writing the word TACK every time they're about to post? Or maybe I'm too paranoid.

[Doogle]

:bored: spoilsport

I know how you work. :tongue:

[Marc]

have you said it? :suspect:

[Shaun]

http://i49.tinypic.com/e123xd.png

[Lee.]

:shocked:

[Marc]

Not my fault. I blame Jake

[Doogle]

:joker::joker::joker:

And I'm sorry to say it but I am so glad I got the immunity, I completely deserved it. The amount of times I was required and the fact I made Marc correct that just then (even though I know LJ would've said the same thing) make me feel I have achieved something, hooray for me

[Shaun]

LemonJam your team has passed and you are therefore immune from Isolation too. Please send me a PM with the names of the two members you wish to send out of: ukturtle, Marc, JH95, Mollie and *Kate*.

[Marc]

yeah you really got 80% of all the songs in that music task and 95% of those fingerprints :idc:

didn't get immunity once.

[Doogle]

Stop living in the past

[Marc]

living in the past is living in the present.

in the past.

[Jake.]

Not my fault. I blame Jake

Nasty little wanker.

[Doogle]

tack

[Kate!]

Well that's me off to isolation then.

:bawling:

[Lee.]

will we find out tonight who has been sent?

[Novo]

Well that's me off to isolation then.

:bawling:

I hope James bares in mind the time you sabotaged our task in favor of immunity for yourself and if didn't remember it well he does now :spin:

[Jake.]

i dont get this

[Doogle]

Wow there's more of us online than I thought

[Lee.]

JH we've passed our task and Lemonjam as team leader, now has to send 2 people to isolation, where one of them will be killed off

[Marc]

I want to see more of Destiny, Shaun I know she isn't going to Isolation but can she narrate this next one?

[Shaun]

no please james just leave it until december to decide

[LemonJam]

ugh can't I just put everyone but me in isolation ffs

[Marc]

send niall

[Benjamin]

Yes! We passed! Good effort everyone.

[Shaun]

Just vote you lanky dick

[Shaun]

That was meant to be yelled.

[Benjamin]

:joker:

[Marc]

a lanky dick

[Shaun]

Can everyone go and post JUST VOTE on his wall please

[LemonJam]

ugh sorry Shaun this decision is actually tough as tits.

[Doogle]

Currently sitting in the special immune lounge with Lee, LemonJam and Novo judging all of you

[Kate!]

I hope James bares in mind the time you sabotaged our task in favor of immunity for yourself and if didn't remember it well he does now :spin:

Thank you for those lovely words Novo. :pipe:

[Lee.]

Currently sitting in the special immune lounge with Lee, LemonJam and Novo judging all of you

-passes round the lager-

[Benjamin]

-spikes lager with laxatives-

[Marc]

I want a beer D:

[Lee.]

-gives marc my lager-

[Doogle]

Piss off you can't even get into our ~exclusive~ area Ben

[Shaun]

The two detectives facing Isolation this time are...

[Marc]

Wait not anymore

[King Gizzard]

Just think about it..one day in the near future most of you will be dead

[King Gizzard]

....in the game, i'm not a psycho killer

[Shaun]

Mollie.

and...

[Shaun]

*Kate*

Could the Killer PM me their decision ASAP tbh

[Doogle]

Good luck [color=purple]Mollie and Kate :love:

[LemonJam]

I'm really, really, really sorry both of you :bawling: it was genuinely a really tough decision.

[Novo]

Poor Mollie but the other one deserves it :pipe:

[Lee.]

Good luck [color=purple]Mollie and Kate :love:

:joker:

[Doogle]

Mollie's third time here. Let's see if the new killer wants to keep her around.

Unless she is the new killer

[Marc]

Doogle :joker:

[Marc]

Mollie... are you the killer? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

Aghh, good luck girls. Thank you James for sparing me. :love:

[Lee.]

if the killer messages you tonight Shaun, could you quickly write up the death sceanrios then maybe we could just get our new task please thank you

[Shaun]

i'd have thought it'd be more useful to get to know the others' character names tbh

[Kate!]

Well I know I'm not coming back from this. Bye guys. I never get to the end in these games.

Be gentle with me killer. Goodbye cruel world.

- edits most loved list -

:joker:

[Benjamin]

Just shouting this out, can I be team leader next please?

[Shaun]

if the killer messages you tonight Shaun, could you quickly write up the death sceanrios then maybe we could just get our new task please thank you

**** OFF LEE

[Doogle]

No Lee, don't rush Shaun. I love the scenarios

[Lee.]

oooh cheeky bugger

[Benjamin]

Lol, Shaun. So whose names do we not know yet?

[Marc]

Lee I'm with you on this one... lets make up our own scenarios

'mollie gets smothered in piss and sh** and dies'

[Novo]

So will the killing be tomorrow night and then the new task on Sunday?

[Shaun]

Lol, Shaun. So whose names do we not know yet?

yours, marc's, Lee's, Doogle's, Novo's and Kate's

[Shaun]

I can probably get the next task up tomorrow evening

[Doogle]

Lee I'm with you on this one... lets make up our own scenarios

'mollie gets smothered in piss and sh** and dies'

:joker::joker::joker:

Imagine the graphic thing as well. Everyone elses are normal and Mollie's just "smothered in piss and sh*t"

[Benjamin]

Spiffing

[Marc]

I don't even know my own name

I think I'm called Manbungo

[Doogle]

rJiLcNQdye4

[Novo]

I don't even know my own name

I think I'm called Manbungo

probably the killer then

[Lee.]

Lee I'm with you on this one... lets make up our own scenarios

'mollie gets smothered in piss and sh** and dies'

"Kate gets hung by the ears and slapped with wet fish till she dies"

[Novo]

Only another 26 pages until we beat the page total of ICB III :pipe:

[Marc]

Death by multiple orgasms would be a good one

[Marc]

Tick-Tack

Clit-Smack

[Doogle]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc811xH0Ql1rodc6q.jpg