In Cold Blood IV [LemonJam wins!]

[Kate!]

Sod it, I will go next. Have no idea what my qs will be about, so I'll wildly guess. :p

[LemonJam]

LOL WE'VE FAILED.

I'm gonna go with Doogle :spin:

[Shaun]

Incorrect, it was Mollie.

4) Which member has vowed to 'sass their rivals back to the stone age if they even tried to lay a finger on them'?

[Ramsay]

Spectacularly failed :love:

[Locke.]

My gameplan has been revealed by the host on the first day. This is worse than the treatment Aaron got on Big Brother

[LemonJam]

Smithy

[Shaun]

Incorrect. It was Niall.

5) Who intends to avoid suspicion by 'throw[ing] shade at the other contestants and accuse them'?

[LemonJam]

o ffs niall was my second choice.

erm... I guess I'll go with Doogle again :\

[Novo]

Mollie calling herself amazing and being all cocky i can't believe what i'm hearing

[Shaun]

Incorrect, it was Smithy.

This is going well. I'd say you've all already failed the task but ukturtle and *Kate* may be given bonus questions :evilgrin: (Karl's 3pts-question was already a bonus but he used that about as well as Vanessa uses internet memes)

[Ramsay]

Yeah Novo, when you think you know someone :bored:

[LemonJam]

ARy1PR1VAkg

[Novo]

Watch your back Karl and try not to be friendly because Locke will kill you in an instant

[Shaun]

Total tally: 0.5/15

[Lee.]

Did Karl not get a point for guessing Kate?

[Kate!]

Right, I am ready for my humiliation.

[LemonJam]

I want to go eat but this is just such a fantastic cluster**** of failure I can't go away from the screen.

[Shaun]

*Kate*,

1) Which member is a little hesitant to kill, stating, 'I would not enjoy killing TiBBers because I am getting to know everyone better day by day, night by night and will not [censored] this game up'?

they put in the [censored] themselves

[Ramsay]

they put in the [censored] themselves



:love:

[Kate!]

Josiah

[Shaun]

Correct.

2) Who wants to play it safe, saying - 'I am not capable of gruesome killings.. unless it involves competition and glory... so hell yeah in fact'?

[Locke.]

We got one... What is going on

[Ramsay]

Kate :amazed:

[Lee.]

Yay! We have a point! :D well done Kate

[Jake.]

well done kate :love:

[Lee.]

Why the hell is Ben in my sig? :suspect:

[Kate!]

Samuel

[Shaun]

Incorrect, it was Lee.

3) Which member would enjoy killing TiBBers because 'most of them deserve it tbh'?

[Kate!]

Locke

[Shaun]

Incorrect. It was Roy Mars III

4) Who would "not particularly tbh" enjoy killing TiBBers?

[Kate!]

Mollie?

[Shaun]

Incorrect. It was LemonJam.

5) Which member said that they 'would love to be able to kill Pyramid.. please let them play and I'll cut them.'

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Ramsay]

im off for the night now, will decide who to take to isolation with me tomorrow ;)

[Kate!]

Pmsl

Doogle

[Kate!]

Pmsl

Doogle

[Lee.]

Have a good night Karl!

[Kate!]

Wish I said Smithy now tbh.

[Shaun]

sorry was finishing dinner :p

[Shaun]

Incorrect. That was Marc.

6) Which member replied in disgust: 'No, what a horrible question Shaun, maybe Scott though'

[Jake.]

Marc :shocked:

[Jake.]

Incorrect. That was Marc.

6) Which member replied in disgust: 'No, what a horrible question Shaun, maybe Scott though'

Is Brother Leon playing?

[Shaun]

no :p

[Jake.]

oh

[Shaun]

Out of time. The answer was Novo.

7) 'Depending on who else is playing I will have a blast! Some have over-stayed their welcome on here and need to be 'removed''. Who said this?

[Kate!]

Smithy

Sorry my connection has gine really slow. :(

[Kate!]

Smithy

Sorry my connection has gine really slow. :(

[Kate!]

Arista

[Shaun]

Incorrect. That was JH95.

You've had quotes from Novo, JH95, Josiah, Lee, LemonJam, Marc and Roy. This leaves yourself, Locke, arista, ukturtle, Smithy, Niall, Doogle, Mollie, Karl and Samuel.

8) Which member believes that a lot of you 'are arseholes'?

[Kate!]

Smithy

[Shaun]

Correct.

This leaves yourself, Locke, arista, ukturtle, Niall, Doogle, Mollie, Karl and Samuel.

9) Who referred to themselves as 'a sneaky little bastard'?

[Kate!]

Locke

[Shaun]

Incorrect, it was ukturtle.

This leaves yourself, Locke, arista, Niall, Doogle, Mollie, Karl and Samuel.

10) 'In my own weird twisted way, YES.' SHOUTED ONE MEMBER IN RELATION TO THE IDEA OF KILLING. Who was it?

[Kate!]

Doogle

[Jake.]

Out of time. The answer was Novo.

7) 'Depending on who else is playing I will have a blast! Some have over-stayed their welcome on here and need to be 'removed''. Who said this?

:joker: don't remember typing this tbh

[Shaun]

Incorrect, it was Karl.

This leaves yourself, Locke, arista, Niall, Doogle, Mollie and Samuel.

11) 'Yes, most of them are rather annoying and killing them off would do people the world of good.' Said who?

[Kate!]

Niall

[Shaun]

That was Locke.

This leaves yourself, arista, Niall, Doogle, Mollie and Samuel.

12) Who said 'Nobody will suspect me, they always think I'm far too nice to lie and scheme, it's in the bag, mwahaha.'

[Kate!]

I'm so rubbish at this :bawling:

[arista]

I'm so rubbish at this :bawling:

No you are not
you try.


Like me

[Kate!]

I'm so rubbish at this :bawling:

The last one was me.

Cringe

[Shaun]

Correct.

This leaves Niall, Samuel., Mollie, arista and Doogle.

13) Who said this of their fellow TiBBers? 'I hate some of them and the possibility of being responsible for their 'deaths' might quell that hatred for a short while.'

[Jake.]

That was Locke.

This leaves yourself, arista, Niall, Doogle, Mollie and Samuel.

12) Who said 'Nobody will suspect me, they always think I'm far too nice to lie and scheme, it's in the bag, mwahaha.'

think I could guess this one

[Jake.]

oh you already answered it

[Benjamin]

Ahhh, have I missed stuff, I need to read pg 17. bb in a bit.

[Kate!]

My posts keep going through a bit at a time. Eek.

[LemonJam]

people actively hating people online is slightly hilarious to me, not gonna lie.

[Shaun]

again if you could all shut up ¬_¬

[Shaun]

Out of time. That was Niall.

This leaves Doogle, Mollie., arista and Samuel.

14) Who intends to avoid suspicion by 'hiding at the Asda Walmart Deli'?

[Kate!]

Arista :joker:

[Kate!]

I do love Arista...:D

[Shaun]

Correct.

This leaves Mollie, Doogle and Samuel.

15) Who believes you 'Can't beat a bit of a mass TiBBer slaughtering'?

[Shaun]

Correct.

This leaves Mollie, Doogle and Samuel.

15) Who believes you 'Can't beat a bit of a mass TiBBer slaughtering'?

[Maia]

14) Who intends to avoid suspicion by 'hiding at the Asda Walmart Deli'?

Couldn't guess who that one was

[Shaun]

MOLLIE I SAID SILENCE YOU TIT god

[Maia]

OK Shaun sorry Shaun

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

[Kate!]

The Mollster

[Shaun]

Correct.

This leaves Samuel. and Doogle

16) 'The ones I'd enjoy killing probably wouldn't be interested in/don't have the mental capacity to comprehend a forum game.' said who, of their intended victims?

[Kate!]

Samuel.

[Black Dagger]

BITCHAY.

lool.

[Shaun]

Incorrect, it was Doogle.

I'm going to assume you get the 17th question right and say Samuel, so this gives you a total of 6 points. Thank you, Kate.

[LemonJam]

bravo Kate.

[Benjamin]

I'm ready

[Jake.]

Incorrect, it was Doogle.

I'm going to assume you get the 17th question right and say Samuel, so this gives you a total of 6 points. Thank you, Kate.

I'd be concerned if she didn't really

[Shaun]

Your accumulative total is now 6.5. The total number of points Ben can win was 7. I'll increase it to ten and let you have ANOTHER chance :laugh:

[Kate!]

Aw thanks LJ.

That was nerve racking because of the timed element.

Great task Shaun :love:

Good Luck Ben.

[Shaun]

i don't ****ing care if you're ready ben i have to find 3 more questions now :rolleyes:

[Benjamin]

:laugh:

I can wait. I'll go make a coffee. :tongue:

[Kate!]

Lol Shaun :D

Give him 3 bonus points for his bungee jump tbh.

[Shaun]

okay i've got mo' queschuns naow

[Shaun]

u still rede

[arista]

Ben should do well

[Maia]

I'm ready Shaun

[Shaun]

thanks mollie

[Shaun]

how does it take eleven minutes to make coffee!?!!?

madness

[Jake.]

just give him the points then, the only way

[Benjamin]

Back, I dropped my coffee and had to make another. :laugh:

[Shaun]

1) Whose least preferred method of death was 'being dissolved in a vat of acid'?

[Benjamin]

How many do i need to get right?

[Benjamin]

Lee

[Shaun]

Incorrect, it was *Kate*

2) Which member believes the worst way to die is 'choking on Joe Bugner's cock'?

[Lee.]

sorry for talking Shaun... but :joker:

[Benjamin]

Karl?

[Shaun]

Incorrect. It was LemonJam

3) Three members reckon that the worst way to die would be being burned alive. For a point per person, name them.

[Benjamin]

**** these are hard.

1). Lee
2). Josiah
3). Mollie

[Shaun]

You could have had JH95, Karl or Lee. 1 point.

4) Which member reckons that 'listening to R Kelly's music until your ears start to bleed and then you start foaming from the mouth and having a fit and then you explode into pieces before the first track even finishes' would be the worst way to die?

[Benjamin]

:joker:

That has to be Novo.

[Shaun]

Correct.

5) Which member's indecision led to three possible worst case scenarios: 'Buried alive or drowned. Eaten alive too'?

[Benjamin]

Josiah?

(Trying to remember who is in the game now)

[Shaun]

Incorrect. That was your so-called friend Marc :idc:

6) 'In my opinion, the worst way to die would be getting stabbed in the stomach or heart.' said who?

[Benjamin]

Dam that indecisive ginger. :bored:

Erm, ****, Mollie?

[Benjamin]

Half the players in the list I didn't even realise were playing, where have they been?

[Shaun]

no that was josiah okay you've clearly failed now and I'm tired so


TASK FAILED~

[arista]

Poor shaun

[Benjamin]

Dammit. Sorry Karl. :bawling:

[Lee.]

oh dear :(

[Brother Leon]

lol, Shaun getting fed up :joker:

[Novo]

Oh no

[Roy Mars III]

Ben

[arista]

Oh no

Yes its your fault.

[Benjamin]

ukturtle 58
Karl 57
*Kate* 52
Marc 51
LemonJam 48
arista 30
Lee. 28
Mollie. 25
JH95 22
Novo 17
Locke. 11
Doogle 9
Josiah. 8
Smithy 5
Roy Mars III 4
Niall 3
Manbungo! 2
Samuel. 1


Where are these guys? Even manbungo has posted more than Samuel.

[Benjamin]

Ben

Yes?

[Josiah.]

Ben, why incorrectly answer my quote?!? I really don't want to get killed this early.

[Lee.]

ukturtle 58
Karl 57
*Kate* 52
Marc 51
LemonJam 48
arista 30
Lee. 28
Mollie. 25
JH95 22
Novo 17
Locke. 11
Doogle 9
Josiah. 8
Smithy 5
Roy Mars III 4
Niall 3
Manbungo! 2
Samuel. 1


Where are these guys? Even manbungo has posted more than Samuel.
:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Ben, why incorrectly answer my quote?!? I really don't want to get killed this early.

My apologies for not guessing that randomness correctly. :tongue:

[Maia]

Good try Turtle can't imagine it was easy

[Locke.]

**** sake Turtle, this is all your fault

[Roy Mars III]

Yes?

how could you get Josiah's quote wrong

[LemonJam]

apologies guys for failing the task but... it was pretty tough in all fairness, even though we had like 54279523 chances :p

[Benjamin]

**** sake Turtle, this is all your fault

how could you get Josiah's quote wrong

Maybe that was my plan. :devil:

[Jake.]

Unlucky Ben!

[LemonJam]

Incorrect, it was *Kate*

2) Which member believes the worst way to die is 'choking on Joe Bugner's cock'?

I was hoping this would be used in my write-up if/when I die. :(

[Lee.]

:laugh2:

[Benjamin]

Poor Karl, he'll now face isolation. :(

[Roy Mars III]

**** sake Turtle, this is all your fault

well at least it's an easy choice on who Karl should take to isolation

[Benjamin]

well at least it's an easy choice on who Karl should take to isolation

That's nice of you to step forward and offer to go with him.

[Lee.]

I think he'll take me with him :sad:

[Benjamin]

Tbh he should take someone that has done **** all in the game so far.

-glares at manbungo-

[Novo]

The Turtle has been spreading horrible rumors about you Karl, you should take him with you

[LemonJam]

off topic but if anyone sends me a proxy that isn't blocked by this ****ing uni I'll give them a foot job.

[Benjamin]

The Turtle has been spreading horrible rumors about you Karl, you should take him with you

It's not a rumor, Karl really does have Syphilis. :idc:

[Lee.]

off topic but if anyone sends me a proxy that isn't blocked by this ****ing uni I'll give them a foot job.
I would, but I have no idea what you're talking about! :)

[Benjamin]

I would, but I have no idea what you're talking about! :)

That's exactly what a killer would say. :suspect:

[LemonJam]

happyland is innocent!!

[Doogle]

what's going on I have a headacvhe

[Maia]

Ignore me sorry wrong thread

[Roy Mars III]

the people who can least help in tasks should be brought into isolation

[Lee.]

That's exactly what a killer would say. :suspect:
Sharrrup
happyland is innocent!!
hahahahaha... :love:

[Lee.]

omg! LJ, I forgot your coffee! Here you go!

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ehow/images/a08/2h/k3/make-white-russian-kahlua-800x800.jpg

[LemonJam]

ITS TOO LATE LEE WE ****lNG FAILED AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

[Doogle]

STOP TALING ALLA ATONCE whats going on

[Lee.]

http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad163/heartbreakerluz/Gifs/Sobs.gif

[Benjamin]

Oh, now Doogle appears. How conveinient. KILLER!

[arista]

No he is not able to hold the Dagger straight
to wobbly

[Lee.]

I'm quite wobbly right now tbf

[Doogle]

Are you implying im bent I'll beat you up

[Benjamin]

I'm quite wobbly right now tbf

so you're drunk? :bored:

[Lee.]

Ha! There aint enough wine in Scotland to get me drink!!

[arista]

Are you implying im bent I'll beat you up


No I am saying a Deadly Dagger
is heavy in your hands

[Doogle]

Okay I love you :love:

[Niall]

ukturtle 58
Karl 57
*Kate* 52
Marc 51
LemonJam 48
arista 30
Lee. 28
Mollie. 25
JH95 22
Novo 17
Locke. 11
Doogle 9
Josiah. 8
Smithy 5
Roy Mars III 4
Niall 3
Manbungo! 2
Samuel. 1


Where are these guys? Even manbungo has posted more than Samuel.

I warned everyone a week in advance that I wouldn't be here tonight go away. :nono:

Better luck next time guys anyhow. That task looked pretty horrid. :(

[Benjamin]

No I am saying a Deadly Dagger
is heavy in your hands

Black Dagger?

[arista]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIASkgKQVR2sO1y1cIM6GhMOgz7Ibpg 0nCdmaMKnNCLpSfwHsYIQ

[Kate!]

I think Doogle has had a few shandies :D

[Lee.]

I think I've had a few shandies.. I'm finding Ed Sheeran kind of attractive smh!

[Smithy]

I was at work but im here now hai/

thanks for failing

[LemonJam]

no worries smithy hope work was ****. x

[Smithy]

it was thanks :love:

[Shaun]

Karl, as the team leader, you shall be facing Isolation. Please pick another detective to accompany you and PM me with your decision.

[Lee.]

-scared-

[Benjamin]

Good luck all.

[Locke.]

What happens if he picks the killer (Mollie)?

[Smithy]

Sams the killer, thats why he isn't posting :suspect:

[Roy Mars III]

Sam's not the killer

[Smithy]

Sam's not the killer

how do you know that :suspect:

[Roy Mars III]

he would be posting more if he was. He takes these games seriously, if he was the killer he would be posting tons

[Shaun]

if he picks the killer then he ded.

[Brother Leon]

Got a vital PM by the Killer. Will accept bribes for a screenshot.

[Benjamin]

Sams the killer, thats why he isn't posting :suspect:

That's exactly what the killer would say.

[Doogle]

I think Doogle has had a few shandies :D

No, it was strongbow and vodka. I feel like a dirty chav :(

[Smithy]

ew doogle

[Doogle]

There was nothing else available and I didn't fancy being sober with drunk people.

[Benjamin]

There was nothing else available and I didn't fancy being sober with drunk people.

http://i45.tinypic.com/34nmmbn.png

[Niall]

No, it was strongbow and vodka. I feel like a dirty chav :(

I blame Ke$ha for this she's a terrible role model for you -bans you from listening to her-

[Lee.]

I'm so sober!

[Benjamin]

I'm so sober!

That's exactly what the killer would say.

[Smithy]

Doogle you're like 9 -phones RSPCA-

[Smithy]

NSPCC even

[Benjamin]

You were right the first time Smithy.

[Smithy]

You were right the first time Smithy.

:cat: meow

[Lee.]

That's exactly what the killer would say.

How many times have you said this?? :suspect:

[Benjamin]

How many times have you said this?? :suspect:

How many times have you been innocent? :suspect:

[Marc]

Oh we failed :(

Tbh those questions were hard! Good job y'all

[Benjamin]

:cat: meow

An actual use for that smiley! :amazed:

[LemonJam]

i strangely miss the days of strongbow and vodka... le sigh.

[Lee.]

How many times have you been innocent? :suspect:

Exactly!!

Happyland IS innocent!

[Benjamin]

Exactly!!

Happyland IS innocent!

Happyland was innocent, yes. But you are no longer happyland, so that changes everything. :suspect:

[Josiah.]

I got an alliance PM from Roy. It sounded kind of strange at first, but then I realized that he really wants to keep me in the game.

[Doogle]

15 isnt 9 god Smithy I hope you go to isolation and die

[Benjamin]

How bad would you feel if that happened now. :laugh:

[Jake.]

out of curiosity was there any point in the rest of us being numbered?

[Benjamin]

I have a feeling Shaun hasn't yet finished with this task. :(

[Jake.]

Well we epically failed this one so hopefully the next one goes a tad better

[Jake.]

Well we epically failed this one so hopefully the next one goes better!

[Benjamin]

We tried our best though. It was more down to lucky guesses than anything. None of us know what we each put in our applications. I can barely remember what I put in mine tbh.

[Jake.]

We tried our best though. It was more down to lucky guesses than anything. None of us know what we each put in our applications. I can barely remember what I put in mine tbh.

Yeah tbf I would have done no better, was just a case of hard luck more than anything

[Kate!]

:suspect: is worried for whoever was 16 on the list.... Shaun said it would not be sweet sixteen!! :eek:

- goes to check who it is -

[Ramsay]

my willie is tingling

[Ramsay]

i mean willy

[Ramsay]

or is it willie?

[Ramsay]

**** it my willie is vibrating

[Ramsay]

i will send the killer nudes for safety x

[Benjamin]

Karl please no wurkits in this thread. :nono:

[Benjamin]

1. Arista
2. Karl
3. Kate
4. Ukturtle
5. LemonJam
6. Locke
7. Josiah
8. Niall
9. Doogle
10. Roy Mars III
11. JH95
12. Mollie
13. Samuel
14. Novo
15. Smithy
16. Marc
17. Lee

Ahhh, Marc is #16

[Locke.]

Automatic death

[Benjamin]

Nahh, there is no way Shaun would bump off Marc this early in the game.

[Benjamin]

i will send the killer nudes for safety x

Actually on second thoughts, don't PM me the nudes either.

[Ramsay]

cheeky

[Ramsay]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m546w1q8vZ1rnfb46o1_500.png

[LemonJam]

raving my tits off to Stevie Wonder.

[Kate!]

:amazed:

Dances with LJ to Superstition...

- actually I don't feel very well right now, burping and farting a lot. Must be the the icecream and fizzy pop I had before lying down. :(

[Ramsay]

well kate you're gonna feel an awful lot worse in isolation bitch :idc:

[Kate!]

You evil Bastard Karl....

I don't even care if you do have a vibrating Willy, you're off my Xmas card list. :hmph:

[LemonJam]

well kate you're gonna feel an awful lot worse in isolation bitch :idc:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Benjamin]

:amazed:

Dances with LJ to Superstition...

- actually I don't feel very well right now, burping and farting a lot. Must be the the icecream and fizzy pop I had before lying down. :(

Oh good Lord, how vulgar. :bored:

well kate you're gonna feel an awful lot worse in isolation bitch :idc:

Thank god, get her farts out of our office.

[Kate!]

You're not in an office Benji, Wth.

- Benji has been smoking illegal substances again. Wonder if there's a connection with Karls vibrating Willy?

[Ramsay]

sorry kate but you've obviously contributed the least to this task hence why i've brought you into iso with me

[Ramsay]

its only fair to the other players

[Benjamin]

You're not in an office Benji, Wth.

- Benji has been smoking illegal substances again. Wonder if there's a connection with Karls vibrating Willy?

We are solving a crime, of course we are in a police office, in our police headquarters in Paignton.

sorry kate but you've obviously contributed the least to this task hence why i've brought you into iso with me

Tbh, I have to agree, Kate's effort was poor in this.

[Kate!]

I hate you both....

- throws things, and crosses you both off my top ten most loved list and threatens to do "a Josiah"... and sob all day long -

[Benjamin]

Kate vs. Karl.

Wonder who the killer will take pity on.

[Kate!]

You'd best be winding up Turtlechops, I'd obviously go out over Karl, and that task was bloody stressful.

- books into Priory -

[King Gizzard]

Bunch of amateurs

[Ramsay]

shift my dick nathan

[MTVN]

You failures

[Benjamin]

Bunch of amateurs

I don't recall you signing up for this game this season. :idc:

[Kate!]

AND I KNOW WHO THE KILLER IS....









not really, but it could be Marc, check out my Sig, he's been making some very disturbing comments lately....:shocked:

[Benjamin]

You failures

And you can kiss my twat.

[Benjamin]

AND I KNOW WHO THE KILLER IS....









not really, but it could be Marc, check out my Sig, he's been making some very disturbing comments lately....:shocked:

That's exactly what the killer would say. :rolleyes:

[Locke.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1w9m93Jtm1r5mz4ko1_500.jpg

[King Gizzard]

Got a hamstring injury

[Benjamin]

Got a hamstring injury

More like too scared to play a real man's game. :idc:

[King Gizzard]

When Women Ruled the World is a real man's game I'll have you know

[Benjamin]

When Women Ruled the World is a real man's game I'll have you know

Touché. Too manly for me that game.

[Kate!]

Just seen a guest viewing a thread by Nathan.... Do you want me to **** in your bed!!

Fgs Nathan, what sort of an impression do you think that gives. Tut.

:p

[Benjamin]

Just seen a guest viewing a thread by Nathan.... Do you want me to **** in your bed!!

Fgs Nathan, what sort of an impression do you think that gives. Tut.

:p

The impression that Nathan is a slut, which is true.

[King Gizzard]

What on earth are you talking about

[Benjamin]

What on earth are you talking about

Slut.

[King Gizzard]

I wish I could tell you that Novo fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Novo would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Novo - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.