H.M.S Samuel.......

[anne666]

She's probably moved on to the next one,shes such a strumpet:hugesmile:

Glad the poor divil didn't drown , but hey I'm happy now.

[Kyle]

- retires to cabin to watch Dr Who reveal, anyone want to join me bring some rum -

I'd like to come but I don't like Dr Who, and that clown doll you keep on your bedside table gives me the creeps.

[anne666]

Kate poured you a gin and tonic, and here's an aero bar. I hope that's enough it's all we have!

Need more munchies !!! Dont make me sacrifice dolphy.

[smudgie]

I'd like to come but I don't like Dr Who, and that clown doll you keep on your bedside table gives me the creeps.

That is Dexter doll to you....

[Kyle]

That is Dexter doll to you....

Semantics..... :joker:

[Kyle]

Need more munchies !!! Dont make me sacrifice dolphy.

Fine by me I hate the friggin thing, it spat in my face. And not in a sexy way either....

[anne666]

Ah for crying out loud now we've lost hermit aswell. Why are all the Sam fans so adamant at playing near the water??

Load of lemmings ?? And your bad influence.Can me and dolphy keep the pipe, just overnight.

[anne666]

Fine by me I hate the friggin thing, it spat in my face. And not in a sexy way either....

Are you absolutely sure? ----- sharpening sound !!

[Kazanne]

be back later me hearties,I am going to swill the little kiddies off and pack em in thee bunks,be ready and alert for rats coming aboard

[Kris]

All hands on deck, it's time to sink battleship devious dexter! :dance:

[thesheriff443]

its the coastguard here

[alex_front2]

:sleep:This post is so spooky. I am a big Sam Fan......My name is Sam.....I backed him in the first week to win at 14/1....The picture is a HAYDEN seascape and I have a nearly identical and original HAYDEN hanging in my lounge.

This surely an omen and I am buzzing. Go Sam

I backed Sam betting wise when his odds drifted, but the BB fan in me wants Gina to win.

[Sandz38]

This ships going down faster than a cheap prozzie

[anne666]

its the coastguard here

OMG where's the toilet?????

[thesheriff443]

OMG where's the toilet?????

there is no time to dump your load:shocked:

[Kyle]

All hands on deck, it's time to sink battleship devious dexter! :dance:

Welcome aboard!

[Kyle]

its the coastguard here

I swear we didn't steal the dolphin it came with us voluntarily. :spin:

[thesheriff443]

I swear we didn't steal the dolphin it came with us voluntarily. :spin:

I will need to hear what the dolphin has to say.

[anne666]

there is no time to dump your load:shocked:

Its NOT mine its Dolphy's or more likely Captain Birdseyes. I plead the menopause.

[anne666]

I will need to hear what the dolphin has to say.

Don't hold your breath. Rum and weed are a lethal combination

[anne666]

I swear we didn't steal the dolphin it came with us voluntarily. :spin:

I concur Sheriff of the high seas. We is innocent.

[Kyle]

Its NOT mine its Dolphy's or more likely Captain Birdseyes. I plead the menopause.

Wow, pin the blame on me why don't you? I know I can trust you! :bawling:

[anne666]

Wow, pin the blame on me why don't you? I know I can trust you! :bawling:

Sorry still bearing a grudge against poor service on this rip off cruise.

[thesheriff443]

I concur Sheriff of the high seas. We is innocent.

of course you are!

[thesheriff443]

Don't hold your breath. Rum and weed are a lethal combination

oh dear, calling green peace.

[anne666]

I hope you mean that and are not looking for sheriff favours. Arrest the dolphin.

[Kyle]

Sorry still bearing a grudge against poor service on this rip off cruise.

It a fan ship I'm sorry we don't have fresh oysters and prawn sandwiches for your pleasure! :devil:

[anne666]

oh dear, calling green peace.

They supplied Dolphy in the vain hop that he would be cared for. NO chance, I have rung the RSPCD and complained to off.com.

[Kyle]

You can take the dolphin, he does my head in the thieving git. Only Cynical Hermit will be sad to see him go and he fell overboard about an hour ago.

[anne666]

It a fan ship I'm sorry we don't have fresh oysters and prawn sandwiches for your pleasure! :devil:

Don't promise what you cant deliver. signed disgruntled of Jersey.

[anne666]

You can take the dolphin, he does my head in the thieving git. Only Cynical Hermit will be sad to see him go and he fell overboard about an hour ago.

Oh dear!! signed stoned in the lav :joker::joker::dance:

[anne666]

That high seas sheriff was a push over. DONT chuck him a lifebelt.

[Kyle]

That high seas sheriff was a push over. DONT chuck him a lifebelt.

Uh oh, now we are criminals sailing the high seas. :blush:

[thesheriff443]

That high seas sheriff was a push over. DONT chuck him a lifebelt.

attempted murder now!, your going down for a long time.

[Kyle]

It was the dolphin, his mind is all mashed up.

[anne666]

It was the dolphin, his mind is all mashed up.

The dolphin pushed you in the briny too Sheriff. We are ALL innocent, except that pesky thing

[Kate!]

I'm back, what have I missed, where did you get those handcuffs Simi ( simple minds geddit? ) ??

[anne666]

Uh oh, now we are criminals sailing the high seas. :blush:

What do you mean NOW ?? Flaming pirates the lot of you. I have been corrupted.

[thesheriff443]

The dolphin pushed you in the briny too Sheriff. We are ALL innocent, except that pesky thing

I have my eye on you.

[anne666]

I'm back, what have I missed, where did you get those handcuffs Simi ( simple minds geddit? ) ??

Think we're all going down for a long time. I tried to warn you but the Rum addled your brains. Dolphy is a blubbering mess.

[anne666]

I have my eye on you.

Hope its the one with the designer patch.

[Kyle]

I'm back, what have I missed, where did you get those handcuffs Simi ( simple minds geddit? ) ??

Why don't you just call me what you call me in private? :spin:



Well the Sherriff has come to take away our dolphin which I say good riddance. :xyxwave:

[Kate!]

Why don't you just call me what you call me in private? :spin:

:shocked: there are young innocents on this forum!!

:joker:

[Kate!]

The feast will be served at 9pm. Prepare yourselves for an evening of debauchery and bawdy songs.

[anne666]

Why don't you just call me what you call me in private? :spin:



Well the Sherriff has come to take away our dolphin which I say good riddance. :xyxwave:

TOO MUCH information my hardy :devil: MY lifeboat is here with a chinese curry so adios and thanks for the most memorable trip of my sad life. I WILL SUE. I have the treasure chest under my arm :devil: Poor old dolphy, he meant well :wavey:

[Kyle]

:shocked: there are young innocents on this forum!!

:joker:

:joker:

Your 'Dr Who is it?' Finished nah then?

Now that your back to join us on the decks :joker:

[Verbal]

The feast will be served at 9pm. Prepare yourselves for an evening of debauchery and bawdy songs.

Hobbits are good at coming up with songs...

[thesheriff443]

Hope its the one with the designer patch.

no its not:devil:

[Kyle]

TOO MUCH information my hardy :devil: MY lifeboat is here with a chinese curry so adios and thanks for the most memorable trip of my sad life. I WILL SUE. I have the treasure chest under my arm :devil: Poor old dolphy, he meant well :wavey:

Haha no problem, come back to the ship anytime it will keep on sailing to the final! :dance:

[Kazanne]

oh dear, calling green peace.

Would you be up for a bribe:evilgrin:
http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i363/bayfia/Piratewoman.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/bayfia/media/Piratewoman.jpg.html)

[Kyle]

I tell you what with all these pictures you keep putting up I'm starting to have a thing for pirate ladies! :joker:

[Kate!]

Told you she was a strumpet. Makes me look virginal. :p

[Kyle]

Told you she was a strumpet. Makes me look virginal. :p

Haha.

If it keeps the crew happy its fine by me :dance:

[susie q]

I want to enlist, together we will have rat Dexter swabbing the decks.

[Kyle]

Welcome Susie to the greatest ship that has ever sailed the high seas! :joker:

[Kazanne]

I want to enlist, together we will have rat Dexter swabbing the decks.

he'll be kissing that bog brush before too long,come aboard Susie and have some grog:hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

Would you be up for a bribe:evilgrin:
http://i1090.photobucket.com/albums/i363/bayfia/Piratewoman.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/bayfia/media/Piratewoman.jpg.html)

your a bad women kazanne:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

I know sheriff:evilgrin:but my heart is in the right place:hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

I know sheriff:evilgrin:but my heart is in the right place:hugesmile:

you sure have:xyxwave:

[Kazanne]

Right me hearties,I have word the sewer rat it angry and is targeting out Sam,so don you cutlasses,load your pistols and set the traps,
HMS Samuel rules the waves.
http://i1010.photobucket.com/albums/af222/litsachronis/Mobile%20Phone%20Wallpapers/MOVIE_PiratesCARIBBEAN_2.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/litsachronis/media/Mobile%20Phone%20Wallpapers/MOVIE_PiratesCARIBBEAN_2.gif.html)

[YodaBB]

What a great thread, I've had Sam as my favourite since week 3

[mr rochester]

[QUOTE=Kazanne;6248976]Right me hearties,I have word the sewer rat it angry and is targeting out Sam,so don you cutlasses,load your pistols and set the traps,
HMS Samuel rules the waves.


Underwater Agent Able-Seaman Rochester (Deceased) reporting for duty...

Noble crewmates - I have been given a secret task by a passing dolphin who has given me permission to teletubby...oops no ...teleport my ghostly self aboard the Devious Dextrous in order to infiltrate their intelligence and report back to Captain my Captain and your good loyal selves. I am doing so immediately. I will be invisible (cos I'm a ghost now) and I now await orders on what I must do...

P.S Has anyone remembered to feed the ships cat Witchhazel yet?

[Blue Cadillac]

I dislike all of the other housemates now, and went right off Callum towards the end as well.

I've jumped ship and am fast paddling towards your deck.

[Kazanne]

[QUOTE=Kazanne;6248976]Right me hearties,I have word the sewer rat it angry and is targeting out Sam,so don you cutlasses,load your pistols and set the traps,
HMS Samuel rules the waves.


Underwater Agent Able-Seaman Rochester (Deceased) reporting for duty...

Noble crewmates - I have been given a secret task by a passing dolphin who has given me permission to teletubby...oops no ...teleport my ghostly self aboard the Devious Dextrous in order to infiltrate their intelligence and report back to Captain my Captain and your good loyal selves. I am doing so immediately. I will be invisible (cos I'm a ghost now) and I now await orders on what I must do...

P.S Has anyone remembered to feed the ships cat Witchhazel yet?

glug,glug Mr Rochester,look after davy Jones locker ,you'll soon have a rat to join you
:hugesmile:

[chuff me dizzy]

Oh yes ,Sam IS Hms Sam,can you spot him floating in the sea behind my lovely lighthouse ?

[Kazanne]

I dislike all of the other housemates now, and went right off Callum towards the end as well.

I've jumped ship and am fast paddling towards your deck.

welcome aboard,just beware of the ships captain,he can be a hard task master:xyxwave::wavey:

[Kazanne]

Oh yes ,Sam IS Hms Sam,can you spot him floating in the sea behind my lovely lighthouse ?

that there rat don't look happy chuff,he's missed the HMS Sam love boat:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

that there rat don't look happy chuff,he's missed the HMS Sam love boat:joker:

My little rat is like a BIG FAT,JUICY,SMELLY,SNEAKY,SLIMY rat on a sinking ship ..the infamous,brave, REAL man "Sam " whos honour you have named the Good ship HMS Sam for,God bless him ,and all who sail in him ( I was stood to attention saluting when i wrote the last sentence )

[mr rochester]

[QUOTE=mr rochester;6249060]

glug,glug Mr Rochester,look after davy Jones locker ,you'll soon have a rat to join you
:hugesmile:

Reuter

The dejected spectre of Ex ABS Rochester has just been seen floating down from the crow's nest of HMS Devious Dextrous. When questioned by our reporter he said 'I have no comment to make - I am simply obeying orders. I wanted to be a spy but I must return to the murky depths of Davey Jones' Locker to be joined by a rat in due course. No I am not disappointed in the slightest to have lost my life when I fell overboard and no-one noticed when we set sail. I particularly like the muddy waters off the coast of Cadiz. Please ask them if anyone has fed the ruddy ship's cat Witchhazel yet...and no you can't borrow me cutlass...

[Kate!]

Witch Hazel is hoping for a big rat to toy with. I've promised her one next Friday night.

[Kazanne]

Mr Rochester ,don't you be kiddin' me,my trusty comrades have seen what you have been getting up to,now hop aboard and get dressed:joker:
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/All+Hail_79a231_4175173.gif

[mr rochester]

Mr Rochester ,don't you be kiddin' me,my trusty comrades have seen what you have been getting up to,now hop aboard and get dressed:joker:
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/All+Hail_79a231_4175173.gif

...Sorry...I can't hear you...I have tentacles in my ears (someone ordered me back down to the murky depths again). Could you use the semaphore skills we learned at Naval College please?

[Kazanne]

...Sorry...I can't hear you...I have tentacles in my ears (someone ordered me back down to the murky depths again). Could you use the semaphore skills we learned at Naval College please?

lol,this may take some time,hang on me hearty:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Arrrrrrr I may have had a little too much rum but a would like to say your the finest crew I have ever set sailedc with. Hopefully the H.M!S Samuel can keep on sailing full steam, ahead all the e way to the final and land in the port of victory.


Sailing on rtogeter!! :cheer::cheer::pat::banana::cheer2::hug::dance2::p ipe:

P.s new sailors are alleys welcome.

[Verbal]

Witch Hazel is hoping for a big rat to toy with. I've promised her one next Friday night.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2010/8/19/1282209967923/Finbarr-Saunders-006.jpg

[mr rochester]

Underwater Secret Agent EX Able Seaman Rochester (now known as slightly less Ex Able Seaman Rochester) still reporting for duty Cap'n my Cap'n! Here is my report...

I am still floating in a recumbent state 7 fathoms down, 23 degrees north off the coast of Cadiz. Whilst there is little entertainment to speak of - I have seen rather a lot of aquatic life and I was delighted to be spoken to by a rather drunk dolphin who claims to know several crew members personally. He told me I could go and be a corporate spy on HMS Devious Dextrous. This I duly did and I managed to transport myself (by the power of thought) into the crow's nest only to be ordered back down to Davey Jones' Locker where I have since dutifully remained. Would you find it useful for me to carry out a headcount of seahorses, octopii or indeed drunken dolphins? Or perhaps I could sing a ghostly sea-shanty and terrify the fishes on your behalf? In death, as in life, I do like to be useful. I have met a very traumatised thresher shark whilst down here. He refuses to speak until 2034 though; so I can glean no vital information from him. I have noted a few golden Ferrerorochers in the large treasure chest in the sunken Spanish Galleon I am bobbing along next to. In addition, a shoal of beanie hats swam by at 0400 hours this morning. I have been watching out for a rat which other crew members seem to think will be joining me, however, I have nothing to report on that score at the moment. You may rest assured I will keep a vigilant dead-eye open for the arrival of this pestilent creature.

Whilst I have never been one to labour a point; you will (no doubt) remember that I advised you that my dying wish was that the ship's cat Witchazel the really good ratter would be taken care of in my absence. I was just wondering if anyone has fed her yet?

I remain Sir, your loyal and obedient servant.

EX ABS ROCHESTER AKA SLIGHTLY LESS ABLE SEAMAN ROCHESTER (DECEASED)

[billy123]

At this current time i am unable to board HMS Samuel as i am sailing my solo ship but be assured i am with you and sailing alongside you and have you covered as best i can against any incoming slimy weasel attacks.

[Kyle]

At this current time i am unable to board HMS Samuel as i am sailing my solo ship but be assured i am with you and sailing alongside you and have you covered as best i can against any incoming slimy weasel attacks.

Admiral Sam acknowledges the individual work of all his vessels Bobnot, not only those aboard the Samuel. Keep up the good work chief! :hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Underwater Secret Agent EX Able Seaman Rochester (now known as slightly less Ex Able Seaman Rochester) still reporting for duty Cap'n my Cap'n! Here is my report...

I am still floating in a recumbent state 7 fathoms down, 23 degrees north off the coast of Cadiz. Whilst there is little entertainment to speak of - I have seen rather a lot of aquatic life and I was delighted to be spoken to by a rather drunk dolphin who claims to know several crew members personally. He told me I could go and be a corporate spy on HMS Devious Dextrous. This I duly did and I managed to transport myself (by the power of thought) into the crow's nest only to be ordered back down to Davey Jones' Locker where I have since dutifully remained. Would you find it useful for me to carry out a headcount of seahorses, octopii or indeed drunken dolphins? Or perhaps I could sing a ghostly sea-shanty and terrify the fishes on your behalf? In death, as in life, I do like to be useful. I have met a very traumatised thresher shark whilst down here. He refuses to speak until 2034 though; so I can glean no vital information from him. I have noted a few golden Ferrerorochers in the large treasure chest in the sunken Spanish Galleon I am bobbing along next to. In addition, a shoal of beanie hats swam by at 0400 hours this morning. I have been watching out for a rat which other crew members seem to think will be joining me, however, I have nothing to report on that score at the moment. You may rest assured I will keep a vigilant dead-eye open for the arrival of this pestilent creature.

Whilst I have never been one to labour a point; you will (no doubt) remember that I advised you that my dying wish was that the ship's cat Witchazel the really good ratter would be taken care of in my absence. I was just wondering if anyone has fed her yet?

I remain Sir, your loyal and obedient servant.

EX ABS ROCHESTER AKA SLIGHTLY LESS ABLE SEAMAN ROCHESTER (DECEASED)

We need to mount an amphibious mission to get our old Rochester back, I think the sea water is making him crazy! :joker:

[billy123]

I have intel that the attacks launched last night hit their targets and caused a lot of butthurt.
It is not yet known if the amount of butthurt caused will be fatal but it was indeed substantial.
operation evict weasel boy is underway and more attacks are planned this very evening and i expect more weasel boy butts will be hurt.
HMS Samuel i have your 5.
Signing out Pirate BOB :joker::dance::elephant::joker:

[Kyle]

I have intel that the attacks launched last night hit their targets and caused a lot of butthurt.
It is not yet known if the amount of butthurt caused will be fatal but it was indeed substantial.
operation evict weasel boy is underway and more attacks are planned this very evening and i expect more weasel boy butts will be hurt.
HMS Samuel i have your 5.
Signing out Pirate BOB :joker::dance::elephant::joker:

:joker:

We should set aside the life jackets for all those who may have jumped ship after last nights rocky crashing aboard the Devious Dexter. We accept turncoats aboard the Samuel all are welcome! :elephant:

[mr rochester]

We need to mount an amphibious mission to get our old Rochester back, I think the sea water is making him crazy! :joker:

Noooo Cap'n my Cap'n Sir - I am totally Sea-Total. Not a single drop has passed me lips. I am now orf to sing Stormy Weather to the thresher shark. Hopefully he will recover and divulge some valuable information. He keeps staring into the middle distance a blithering on about having to live in someone's wooden leg or something...

Don't know why - there are birds up in the sky
Stormy weath....

Oh no! Cap'n my Cap'n - we are being followed by an ALBATROSS!!

What can this mean..?

[Kyle]

Noooo Cap'n my Cap'n Sir - I am totally Sea-Total. Not a single drop has passed me lips. I am now orf to sing Stormy Weather to the thresher shark. Hopefully he will recover and divulge some valuable information. He keeps staring into the middle distance a blithering on about having to live in someone's wooden leg or something...

Don't know why - there are birds up in the sky
Stormy weath....

Oh no! Cap'n my Cap'n - we are being followed by an ALBATROSS!!

What can this mean..?

:joker:


Actually scratch that, there's no point saving him he's totally lost it. :joker:

Mad as a mermaids itch he is!

[Maneki-neko]

Me at this thread (http://ohnomatthew.tumblr.com/post/55450940427/me-life)

[Kyle]

Me at this thread (http://ohnomatthew.tumblr.com/post/55450940427/me-life)


Off to the brig with you sunshine, I hope you like mouldy bread. :dance:

[anne666]

We need to mount an amphibious mission to get our old Rochester back, I think the sea water is making him crazy! :joker:

Think He's dead ??? How about a maritime seance ? You should ALL be ashamed and don't blame Dolphy.

[Kyle]

Think He's dead ??? How about a maritime seance ? You should ALL be ashamed and don't blame Dolphy.

Sure, you got an ouija board? I can't blame Dolphy he is no longer with us I'm afraid. :bawling:

[anne666]

Welcome Susie to the greatest ship that has ever sailed the high seas! :joker:

:laugh3::laugh3:If you believe that you will believe anything. Makes 18-30 cruises look sophisticated.SUE SUE SUE !!! :devil:

[anne666]

Sure, you got an ouija board? I can't blame Dolphy he is no longer with us I'm afraid. :bawling:

I have any device necessary to reach beyond the tomb. Just relaxing at the mo. Dolphy is safe and sound with me in the bath. Still stoned out of his mind but glad to say , still caring and sharing his stash. We need room service, food, food please. What a waste of breath that was

[Kyle]

:laugh3::laugh3:If you believe that you will believe anything. Makes 18-30 cruises look sophisticated.SUE SUE SUE !!! :devil:

Oh quit your bellyaching you got your gin and tonic in the end! :p

[anne666]

[QUOTE=Kazanne;6248976]Right me hearties,I have word the sewer rat it angry and is targeting out Sam,so don you cutlasses,load your pistols and set the traps,
HMS Samuel rules the waves.


Underwater Agent Able-Seaman Rochester (Deceased) reporting for duty...

Noble crewmates - I have been given a secret task by a passing dolphin who has given me permission to teletubby...oops no ...teleport my ghostly self aboard the Devious Dextrous in order to infiltrate their intelligence and report back to Captain my Captain and your good loyal selves. I am doing so immediately. I will be invisible (cos I'm a ghost now) and I now await orders on what I must do...

P.S Has anyone remembered to feed the ships cat Witchhazel yet?

That cat was the best curry I have ever had.

[anne666]

Oh quit your bellyaching you got your gin and tonic in the end! :p

I asked for ice and a slice??? One lousy G& T .Big deal.

[Kate!]

- emerges from cabin with bed head looking for breakfast -

Had weird dreams of onions in rat traps and the king scurvy rat running between them sobbing and muttering obscenities. Could only make out the odd word.

Owned....by.....Sam.....curses....

[Kyle]

I asked for ice and a slice??? One lousy G& T .Big deal.

Get your own damn Gin and Tonic next time, I am the Captain if anything you should be serving ME! :devil:

[anne666]

I'm off to swab the decks and polish the manky brass. BUT Dolphy has helped me to be HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY #############

[Kyle]

- emerges from cabin with bed head looking for breakfast -

Had weird dreams of onions in rat traps and the king scurvy rat running between them sobbing and muttering obscenities. Could only make out the odd word.

Owned....by.....Sam.....curses....

What's that on your hair? Is that vimto candyfloss?

[Kyle]

I'm off to swab the decks and polish the manky brass. BUT Dolphy has helped me to be HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY #############

I think you've come down with a case of the Mr Rochester, you better get down to Medbay for a look in.

[Kate!]

What's that on your hair? Is that vimto candyfloss?

How the hell did that get there!! Don't tell me I've started sleepwalking again.

[smudgie]

[QUOTE=mr rochester;6249060]

That cat was the best curry I have ever had.

Ooooops,that curry was no cat. It was dolphin :devil:

[Kyle]

[QUOTE=anne666;6249872]

Ooooops,that curry was no cat. It was dolphin :devil:

Pieces of eight! first Mate Smudgie has gone and provided the wrong meat for the curry.

This is unacceptable, don't make me promote The Hermit! :devil:

[Kyle]

How the hell did that get there!! Don't tell me I've started sleepwalking again.

It's getting ridiculous now, if your not sleepwalking doing an impression of Kate Winslet on the bow of the titanic your walking into the pantry and rolling about in the candy floss.

Your just asking for 10 lashes with the cat o nine tails for such a breach! :devil:

[Kate!]

:joker:

here's some inspiration for the day ahead from our lovely Sam

http://www.channel5.com/bigbrother/article/video/-Sam-straightens-things-out

:worship:

[anne666]

[QUOTE=anne666;6249872]

Ooooops,that curry was no cat. It was dolphin :devil:

So who was that Dolphin in MY bath sharing the pipe of peace???We have a stowaway??

[anne666]

How the hell did that get there!! Don't tell me I've started sleepwalking again.

You were trying to escape through my porthole at 4 am, half naked with sticky hair gnawing on what looked like a small feline bone. Took me and stowaway Dolphy an hour to unstick you. AND not a hint of gratitude.:bawling:

[Kate!]

hush down and have another G and T shipmate Anne.

[anne666]

Back to the mucking out for me. Do you not employ any cleaners on this excuse for a ship. A lifeguard would also be a good idea, have you seen the carnage all around. I put all my life savings 50 good , honest pounds of the realm into this voyage. Ripped off ????

[anne666]

hush down and have another G and T shipmate Anne.

Another?? G&T he was lying about the first G&T.Have you had a good sluice down now ???

[Kate!]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJATdEYLSQomSC8moazoEj6MKTHIf5C 1yUAH0__Ve5uTGXDfqxsQ

[Kyle]

hush down and have another G and T shipmate Anne.

Just give her a gallon of rum. That will sort her out. :D

[Kizzy]

Oooh Arrrr shipmates! :D

[Jemal]

*brings in four babes*
*takes them into my room*
*closes the door and puts a sign saying Master At Work.*

[Kyle]

Oooh Arrrr shipmates! :D


Kazanne has been looking all over for you, where ya been? You were meant to scrub the deck with Hermit yesterday but you both skulked off like a rat that knows its not going to win big brother.

[Kyle]

*brings in four babes*
*takes them into my room*
*closes the door and puts a sign saying Master At Work.*

Did your mother never teach you to share? :dance:

[Jemal]

Did your mother never teach you to share? :dance:

Do one>

[Kyle]

Do one>

Ok I'll have the ginger :p

[Jemal]

Ok I'll have the ginger :p

LOL thank lord, she was always abit tame.

[Kate!]

We be going ashore shortly shipmates to take refreshment at the local hostelry before resuming the journey to VICTORY ISLAND.

Kizzy, Kazanne, sharpen your knives and come with me, word has reached me that a few rat disciples are waiting to try and derail us....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrbe7217tdvG93CQHYPy_sP-Gk0iIkxW6in9K0PDAaAiGERg7N

left to right...Kaz, Kizzy and Kate set out to deal with the rats

[Kyle]

We be going ashore shortly shipmates to take refreshment at the local hostelry before resuming the journey to VICTORY ISLAND.

Kizzy, Kazanne, sharpen your knives and come with me, word has reached me that a few rat disciples are waiting to try and derail us....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrbe7217tdvG93CQHYPy_sP-Gk0iIkxW6in9K0PDAaAiGERg7N

left to right...Kaz, Kizzy and Kate set out to deal with the rats


Whooooah Hadouken isn't her on the right that ginger of yours you let me have? She's abandoned the ship already!

[mr rochester]

Tum te tum...knit one..purl one...two together...

erm...just fretting a tiny bit about the albatross above in the sky Cap'n my Cap'n has ignored...it has been following you all for the past 200 knots...


...slip a stitch...(Just knitting a nice warm scarf for Dolphy...)

[Kyle]

A special thanks to our rat catcher McKazanne for the fantastic sig!

We are suited and booted now and good to go!


All aboard!!

[smudgie]

[QUOTE=smudgie;6249920]

So who was that Dolphin in MY bath sharing the pipe of peace???We have a stowaway??

Methinks that was no dolphin....that was the ghost of ex ABS Rochester, he has the ability to morph as a ghost of such high standing.:devil:

[Kazanne]

Are we all ship shape? we are about to embark on land,get thee dublooms at the ready,the grog is waiting,watch out for those bawdy men lasses.

[smudgie]

Ok, I cannot copy the pirate Sam pic here on my iPad, help please shipmates:hugesmile:

[mr rochester]

[QUOTE=anne666;6250117]

Methinks that was no dolphin....that was the ghost of ex ABS Rochester, he has the ability to morph as a ghost of such high standing.:devil:

Tis a vicious lie put about by the gutter press...I am just doing a spot of knitting whilst waiting for further orders and rest assured Dolphy is here with me in DJ's locker...glug...

No thank you Dolphy - I don't smoke...morphed into a dolphin indeed...humph...

psst please tell me the ship's cat was not put into a curry...I loved that cat...

[Kyle]

Ok, I cannot copy the pirate Sam pic here on my iPad, help please shipmates:hugesmile:



Use this code Smudge


https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p75x225/933930_177429502437346_1298609060_n.jpg

[smudgie]

[QUOTE=smudgie;6250574]

Tis a vicious lie put about by the gutter press...I am just doing a spot of knitting whilst waiting for further orders and rest assured Dolphy is here with me in DJ's locker...glug...

No thank you Dolphy - I don't smoke...morphed into a dolphin indeed...humph...

psst please tell me the ship's cat was not put into a curry...I loved that cat...

WitchHazel is safe, it was Dolphin curry...not sure if it was Dolphy or an imposter now.

[Kate!]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p320x320/73542_531418636943391_993751580_n.png

how lovely is this pic :)

[Kazanne]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p320x320/73542_531418636943391_993751580_n.png

how lovely is this pic :)

aw,he looks so cheeky:joker:

[Kyle]

The face he will be pulling when he sees the shining white mast of the H.M.S Samuel pulling up to the victory port.

[mr rochester]

[QUOTE=mr rochester;6250596]

WitchHazel is safe, it was Dolphin curry...not sure if it was Dolphy or an imposter now.

Thank you ABS Smudgie! I am delighted Wichhazel is safe...

Dolphy is definitely here with me - so any other dolphin is an imposter - da da daaaahhhnnn...

[Kazanne]

Right ya varmints,find Kizzy now,I found this in her quarters,has she never heard of sharing .
http://manolomen.com/images/pirate%20Hamlet.jpg

[Kyle]

[QUOTE=smudgie;6250606]

Thank you ABS Smudgie! I am delighted Wichhazel is safe...

Dolphy is definitely here with me - so any other dolphin is an imposter - da da daaaahhhnnn...

I knew that dolphin had a fake moustache, he's not the real willy!!

[Shaun]

i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye

[Kizzy]

kut throat kizzy here......
Have him scrubbed and sent to my cabin immediately kaz!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kehVGGWq6Ns/Tdx6Upmy3YI/AAAAAAAADGw/ntjTUfjMwZk/s320/female+pirate1.jpg

[Kyle]

i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes of fail so i'm done bye

He does now......

[mr rochester]

[QUOTE=mr rochester;6250617]

I knew that dolphin had a fake moustache, he's not the real willy!!

Well said Cap'n - Dolphy has told me that the dolphin you have aboard is called Expanda...she is a devious spy sent by the Devious dexter to encourage our shipmates to get drunk and carouse so they are not ready for the final onslaught battle they are planning. Batten down the hatches Sir, amass your cutlasses and sail into the favourable wind to deliver our ship to safety...

erm...there's still the small matter of the albatross...

[Kizzy]

i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye

What do we do with little rainclouds of doom?.........Bai scurvy shauny!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oOJMYL8TW6E/SePwBVh3DUI/AAAAAAAABIo/HIHNg9R0BGo/s400/WalkThePlank.jpg

[Verbal]

After falling overboard, and no shipmates giving a toss I am glad to report that I was picked out of the sea by a fishing trawler from Guernsey. Anyway, the upshot is, that i'm back on board, but I have barnacles on my butt.

Thanks for nothing, shipmates.

[Kyle]

Make him walk the plank Kizzy that's right. He can join Mr Rochester seven leagues under the sea.

[Jack_]

Never has a thread on this forum made me feel so ill

Dullard worshipping is at an all time high :sad:

[Kyle]

Never has a thread on this forum made me feel so ill

Dullard worshipping is at an all time high :sad:

I'm so sorry let me dry your eyes mate.

[Jack_]

I'm so sorry let me dry your eyes mate.

Just don't come crying to me when you're complaining that next years series is dull :)

Boring winners encourages boring housemates, it's the best possible gameplan you could have in that house

[mr rochester]

After falling overboard, and no shipmates giving a toss I am glad to report that I was picked out of the sea by a fishing trawler from Guernsey. Anyway, the upshot is, that i'm back on board, but I have barnacles on my butt.

Thanks for nothing, shipmates.



Deja Vue Cynical Hermit - I know just how you feel. Thank goodness one of us was rescued...Rub some axl(e) grease on your barnacle - works a treat...

[Kyle]

Just don't come crying to me when you're complaining that next years series is dull :)

Boring winners encourages boring housemates, it's the best possible gameplan you could have in that house

If you end up being right I'm not going to come crying to you! It might spoil my reputation :joker: ;)

[Kate!]

- makes Jack walk the plank -

[Kazanne]

kut throat kizzy here......
Have him scrubbed and sent to my cabin immediately kaz!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kehVGGWq6Ns/Tdx6Upmy3YI/AAAAAAAADGw/ntjTUfjMwZk/s320/female+pirate1.jpg

shaun is to be gagged and given a soapy mouthwash and don't be gentle kut throat Kizzy:hugesmile:

[Kizzy]

http://www.schooner.org/tel/Pirate%202%20walks%20plank.jpg

Jack is carefully aided off the ship...
Look out for free willy jack!!

[Verbal]

- makes Jack walk the plank -

You are rather good at this whole creating thing, arent you? I think we could do with Dexters head on the main mast of the ship :whistle:

[Kyle]

Hahaha.


So now the sea has about 8 or 9 new residents.

[Kate!]

You are rather good at this whole creating thing, arent you? I think we could do with Dexters head on the main mast of the ship :whistle:

Kaz is the design whizz.... I am sure she can come up with something suitable. :)

[mr rochester]

http://www.schooner.org/tel/Pirate%202%20walks%20plank.jpg

Jack is carefully aided off the ship...
Look out for free willy jack!!

Bravo ... Bravo...I'll watch out for him...that'll teach the marauding infidel...Ask Cap'n for a promotion...

[Verbal]

Kaz is the design whizz.... I am sure she can come up with something suitable. :)

Ah ok, get on it Kaz! One, Dexters head on a very long pole, please!:joker:

[Kizzy]

AAAAAAAARRRGGGHH!! DEXTER OFF THE STARBOARD BOW CAPTAIN!!
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1161355738.jpg

[Kazanne]

Never has a thread on this forum made me feel so ill

Dullard worshipping is at an all time high :sad:

I smell a rat onboard,get ye the poison traps out and rid us of this evil scourge
http://renovationmalaysiahq.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/RatPoison.jpg

[Kazanne]

Ah ok, get on it Kaz! One, Dexters head on a very long pole, please!:joker:

Aye aye cap'n:joker:

[Kyle]

I thought last night this thread was on its last legs but shiver mi timbers it's picked up again big style. :joker:


We might make it to the final after all!

[Kyle]

Aye aye cap'n:joker:

Hang on I am Captain! Hermit is the ship chef! You outrank him :joker:

[Jack_]

Seriously though, Sam's a really nice guy and someone that I'd probably be friends with and go for a drink with on the outside, and was also in the right during the little disagreement he had with Dexter (that I will admit, I'm not blinded by my support for certain housemates, I'm still capable of being objective)...but why all of a sudden so you all think he should win? He'd be an appalling winner, he has contributed nothing to this series...like literally nothing. It's not real life, it's an entertainment TV show, for him to walk off with £100k and effectively the title of the best housemate of this series (of which he categorically is not, that's indisputable) would be an absolute joke

Crowning dullards winners just encourages housemates to do **** all. If I went in knowing that they've now reverted back to vote to evict it's certainly something I'd consider, I mean it's a foolproof gameplan to guarantee yourself a place in the final and perhaps a shot at winning thanks to the dullard worshippers. And that's totally counter productive, being encouraged to offer nothing and say nothing is the last thing housemates should be encouraged to do, yet by supporting such bores and giving them the win that's all that is happening

He's a perfectly nice guy and was in the right but seriously, that doesn't mean after eight weeks of doing piss all for the show he should win. No way.

[Kizzy]

Seriously though, Sam's a really nice guy and someone that I'd probably be friends with and go for a drink with on the outside, and was also in the right during the little disagreement he had with Dexter (that I will admit, I'm not blinded by my support for certain housemates, I'm still capable of being objective)...but why all of a sudden so you all think he should win? He'd be an appalling winner, he has contributed nothing to this series...like literally nothing. It's not real life, it's an entertainment TV show, for him to walk off with £100k and effectively the title of the best housemate of this series (of which he categorically is not, that's indisputable) would be an absolute joke

Crowning dullards winners just encourages housemates to do **** all. If I went in knowing that they've now reverted back to vote to evict it's certainly something I'd consider, I mean it's a foolproof gameplan to guarantee yourself a place in the final and perhaps a shot at winning thanks to the dullard worshippers. And that's totally counter productive, being encouraged to offer nothing and say nothing is the last thing housemates should be encouraged to do, yet by supporting such bores and giving them the win that's all that is happening

He's a perfectly nice guy and was in the right but seriously, that doesn't mean after eight weeks of doing piss all for the show he should win. No way.
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000093849522/90ca0bf937e54bdc0dfe90233a677b80.jpeg

[Kyle]

Seriously though, Sam's a really nice guy and someone that I'd probably be friends with and go for a drink with on the outside, and was also in the right during the little disagreement he had with Dexter (that I will admit, I'm not blinded by my support for certain housemates, I'm still capable of being objective)...but why all of a sudden so you all think he should win? He'd be an appalling winner, he has contributed nothing to this series...like literally nothing. It's not real life, it's an entertainment TV show, for him to walk off with £100k and effectively the title of the best housemate of this series (of which he categorically is not, that's indisputable) would be an absolute joke

Crowning dullards winners just encourages housemates to do **** all. If I went in knowing that they've now reverted back to vote to evict it's certainly something I'd consider, I mean it's a foolproof gameplan to guarantee yourself a place in the final and perhaps a shot at winning thanks to the dullard worshippers. And that's totally counter productive, being encouraged to offer nothing and say nothing is the last thing housemates should be encouraged to do, yet by supporting such bores and giving them the win that's all that is happening

He's a perfectly nice guy and was in the right but seriously, that doesn't mean after eight weeks of doing piss all for the show he should win. No way.

I totally understand that mate, we have about 5 or 6 topics on the forum that are descending into clan warfare over this very subject. We are just trying to make light of things, come on in and have a laugh with us if you like, there's plenty of room in the brig! :devil:

[mr rochester]

...and the bottom of the ocean...

[Black Dagger]

i just wanted to point out that you're using the parrot from Aladdin who has nothing to do with pirates

ok this thread oozes fail so i'm done bye

:joker::joker:

[smeagol]

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNegOuOzSm7jM9py94uKgCW7J9t-HDXq_q6nqq4D0ZVtwF2asm

[Kyle]

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNegOuOzSm7jM9py94uKgCW7J9t-HDXq_q6nqq4D0ZVtwF2asm

Our ships bigger than your ship na na :p

[mr rochester]

I told you there was a big battle ahead...wheel out the gunpowder Cap'n...(it's in the brig)...

[Kyle]

I told you there was a big battle ahead...

All these brigands, they've come outta nowhere. We must have a traitor in our ranks!

[Kate!]

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNegOuOzSm7jM9py94uKgCW7J9t-HDXq_q6nqq4D0ZVtwF2asm

NO

[smudgie]

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNegOuOzSm7jM9py94uKgCW7J9t-HDXq_q6nqq4D0ZVtwF2asm

When you say " fires two barrels straight into his rear end" .......
:joker::joker:

[Kyle]

When you say " fires two barrels straight into his rear end" .......
:joker::joker:

Haha I didn't even notice that and I'm the dirtiest, most screwed up person I know :joker:

[Kazanne]

dexter the great's mighty pirate ship pulls along side h m s samual and fires two barrels straight in his rear sending the ship sinking to the gloomy deep of the ocean
its rumoured he was too busy sleeping to see him coming

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTNegOuOzSm7jM9py94uKgCW7J9t-HDXq_q6nqq4D0ZVtwF2asm

That ship,:joker::joker:pffft looks half sunk even before we blast it with our mighty cannons,pirate ship rattler will never make it to the victory line:joker::joker:

[mr rochester]

All these brigands, they've come outta nowhere. We must have a traitor in our ranks!

Well I for one am no Sam supporter Cap'n but I do love an epic voyage (like the one we are on) and I would defend to the death (as I have proved) glug... the right of every shipmate to have a favourite. Hopefully the traitor will be ousted and you will sail the ship to victory. I reckon it's yer dolphin on board you know...

[smeagol]

lol shot both loads in the rear end

if you noticed i said fire two barrels in the rear end after pulling along side lol which is difficult to do lol but its a special ship :)

[Kyle]

lol shot both loads in the rear end

if you noticed i said fire two barrels in the rear end after pulling along side lol which is difficult to do lol but its a special ship :)

Alright alright Smeagol we get it, you have an enormous wang and can fire off by the barrel load! No need to rub it in the faces of us normal sizers who can only shoot by the load :devil:

[Kyle]

Well I for one am no Sam supporter Cap'n but I do love an epic voyage (like the one we are on) and I would defend to the death (as I have proved) glug... the right of every shipmate to have a favourite. Hopefully the traitor will be ousted and you will sail the ship to victory. I reckon it's yer dolphin on board you know...

Just out of interest who is your favourite? If you whisper it quietly enough the rest of the crew might not hear ya!

[Kate!]

Alright alright Smeagol we get it, you have an enormous wang and can fire off by the barrel load! No need to rub it in the faces of us normal sizers who can only shoot by the load :devil:

:shocked: :hugesmile: :joker: :devil:

- actually can't breathe for laughing at this -

[Kyle]

:shocked: :hugesmile: :joker: :devil:

- actually can't breathe for laughing at this -

Oh trust you. Shouldn't you be in your cabin munching on my candyfloss?

[mr rochester]

Just out of interest who is your favourite? If you whisper it quietly enough the rest of the crew might not hear ya!

whispers I haven't got one now so I don't really mind - I just hope and pray the twins don't win...so I'm a bit of a bystander really...

[Kate!]

:laugh2:

[Kyle]

whispers I haven't got one now so I don't really mind - I just hope and pray the twins don't win...so I'm a bit of a bystander really...

Im sorry did you just say Sam? Of course you did! ;):thumbs:

[Kizzy]

Oh trust you. Shouldn't you be in your cabin munching on my candyfloss?

That kate... First her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard now her candyfloss brings all the boys to the ship!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hp97yAfP_hM/T3HWqMFo-sI/AAAAAAAAArs/ZfADstSp5JI/s400/willy-wonka-wilder-300x300.jpg
Willy must be well jelly :joker:

[mr rochester]

Im sorry did you just say Sam? Of course you did! ;):thumbs:


:thumbs: He's so much more preferable than the twins Cap'n:dazzler:

[Verbal]

Oh trust you. Shouldn't you be in your cabin munching on my candyfloss?

Don't get saucy now Capt'n!

[Kyle]

That kate... First her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard now her candyfloss brings all the boys to the ship!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hp97yAfP_hM/T3HWqMFo-sI/AAAAAAAAArs/ZfADstSp5JI/s400/willy-wonka-wilder-300x300.jpg
Willy must be well jelly :joker:

Yes without Kate, you and Kazanne there probably wouldn't be any males on this cursed vessel! :joker:

[Kyle]

Don't get saucy now Capt'n!

Which one? Tomato or Brown? The curry one will go down well with the leftovers of last nights Dexter Pie, Smudgie didn't want her portion.

[johnx]

Im not quite on board.Not sure he's done enough to win-though he made a great Victorian strongman in that task. I see haters have turned their attention to him after Callum's eviction.

[smudgie]

Which one? Tomato or Brown? The curry one will go down well with the leftovers of last nights Dexter Pie, Smudgie didn't want her portion.

Aye Captain, I don't have a strong enough stomache for Dexter pe.

[Kyle]

Aye Captain, I don't have a strong enough stomache for Dexter pe.

I should hope not :joker: Dexter pee will turn the stomach of even the most hardy Scotsman!

[Kazanne]

,"Ahoy! shipmates ,tonight we hoist t' mainsails and travel deeper into t' rat infested waters on our way t' victory island"
http://todd.mainecav.org/model/macedonian/pics/hms_macedonian.jpg

[Verbal]

,"Ahoy! shipmates ,tonight we hoist t' mainsails and travel deeper into t' rat infested waters on our way t' victory island"
http://todd.mainecav.org/model/macedonian/pics/hms_macedonian.jpg

Where the Union Jack is, is where I want Dexter's head!

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/632/cf0/c10/resized/star-trek-meme-generator-make-it-so-91f1ca.jpg:joker:

[Kyle]

Never has the H.M.S Samuel looked so beautiful Kazanne. I am proud to serve on such fine a vessel, brings a tear to a glass eye! :hugesmile:

[Tozzie]

you lot are nuts and I love the fun value of this thread, can't jump onboard ship though :p

[Kyle]

you lot are nuts and I love the fun value of this thread, can't jump onboard ship though :p

You don't actually have to be a Sam fan to enjoy this thread Tozzie your welcome to join in! :joker:

[Nedusa]

I can't believe people actually think Sam is even a contender to win Big Brother . Yes he's a nice lad genuine and sweet but BB is a game show and big characters who play the game and make people laugh and cry and generally entertain become worthy winners..!!!

Sam in my view is a filler HM at best , harmless and ineffectual but not winner material surely ?? So please end this talk of Sam winning he should really already be gone...

[Verbal]

I can't believe people actually think Sam is even a contender to win Big Brother . Yes he's a nice lad genuine and sweet but BB is a game show and big characters who play the game and make people laugh and cry and generally entertain become worthy winners..!!!

Sam in my view is a filler HM at best , harmless and ineffectual but not winner material surely ?? So please end this talk of Sam winning he should really already be gone...

I long for the day when people can understand other people's reasons for liking HM's. It was a long struggle, but videostar has accepted this. Now it's your turn. Live and let live.

[Winkie Expand]

Ready for our journey, lads!

[Kazanne]

Ready for our journey, lads!

Beautiful winkie,we don't stop until that victory is in sight and this picture is hoisted on on the sails

http://i.imgur.com/14Juzfk.jpg

[Kyle]

Ready for our journey, lads!

Someone has got into the spirit of things I see.....


Excellent sig sir!

[Kazanne]

Where the Union Jack is, is where I want Dexter's head!

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/632/cf0/c10/resized/star-trek-meme-generator-make-it-so-91f1ca.jpg:joker:

Your wish is my comand:hugesmile:

[Johnnyuk123]

You don't actually have to be a Sam fan to enjoy this thread Tozzie your welcome to join in! :joker:

Glad to hear it, i'll defo be back to gloat when this ship hits an iceberg and sinks. :devil:

[chuff me dizzy]

Im sorry did you just say Sam? Of course you did! ;):thumbs:

Yes I heard it too

[Verbal]

Your wish is my comand:hugesmile:

Just to be clear I want the head stuck on top of the pole rather than us being seen to fly Dexter on our flag:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Beautiful winkie,we don't stop until that victory is in sight and this picture is hoisted on on the sails

http://i.imgur.com/14Juzfk.jpg

Too good for him

[Kazanne]

Just to be clear I want the head stuck on top of the pole rather than us being seen to fly Dexter on our flag:joker:

Ok Cynical:joker:

[Nedusa]

OK..... Not Johnny Depp more like Johnny Wet...!!!

[Kyle]

OK..... Not Johnny Depp more like Johnny Wet...!!!

Can you just feel the love? Can you? :dance:

[Kyle]

Glad to hear it, i'll defo be back to gloat when this ship hits an iceberg and sinks. :devil:

And I was just starting to like you too...... ;)

[Kate!]

Ahoy shipmates, here be the shanty we'll be singing tonight as we sail ever closer to Victory Island.

Come aboard!
Come aboard! ( louder )
The good ship Sam - u - el
We've got food
We've got booze
We will treat you
Very well

Setting sail
On the way
To the win
Simple Minds
At the helm
With a grin
......

He's been
Drinkiiiiiiing
All the gin!!

Come aboard!
Come aboard! ( louder )
The good ship Sam - u - el

.......

Fin!

[Kazanne]

OK..... Not Johnny Depp more like Johnny Wet...!!!

Nedusa ,you are asking for a good dunking!!!

[Winkie Expand]

Someone has got into the spirit of things I see.....
Excellent sig sir!

Thank you and indeed, mate!

Less than two weeks to go. Sam for the win!

[Kyle]

Ahoy shipmates, here be the shanty we'll be singing tonight as we sail ever closer to Victory Island.

Come aboard!
Come aboard! ( louder )
The good ship Sam - u - el
We've got food
We've got booze
We will treat you
Very well

Setting sail
On the way
To the win
Simple Minds
At the helm
With a grin
......

He's been
Drinkiiiiiiing
All the gin!!

Come aboard!
Come aboard! ( louder )
The good ship Sam - u - el

.......

Fin!

Excellent Kate I'm dancing to this as I speak! :dance:

[Winkie Expand]

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[Nedusa]

Nedusa ,you are aking for a good dunking!!!

Yes.... It's probably time I walked the plank !!!

[DanielLuis]

This ship will crash and burn in the harsh sea of Gina. And even if it doesn't, Samuel will not become a hero, as nobody will remember he even was part of this journey in a few months, while everybody will remember the big feats of the strong Queen Gina ;)

[Kate!]

The ship sails on... Sam safe again.

[Kyle]

This ship will crash and burn in the harsh sea of Gina. And even if it doesn't, Samuel will not become a hero, as nobody will remember he even was part of this journey in a few months, while everybody will remember the big feats of the strong Queen Gina ;)

You've been drinking too much rum sir :joker:

[Kyle]

The ship sails on... Sam safe again.

No thanks to you, where've you been missy? :devil:

[Winkie Expand]

Hey hey, Sam... safe again!

[Kazanne]

STOPthe ship,we have another shipmate to haul aboard we MUST save this one,move over Mr Rochester,your times up,and this one looks as though he could whip up some frenzy:evilgrin::evilgrin:,the shark will make us a tasty treat
http://i.imgur.com/V5bRWXy.jpg

[Kyle]

Hey hey, Sam... safe again!

Huzzah!


Kazanne with the class pics again!

[Kazanne]

can one of ya get Nedusa ready to walk the plank,give her 3 dunks ,and make her confess her loyalty to HMS Sam if she refuses toss the lass overboard,A,ha

[Verbal]

frXQu0RwEOA

[Kyle]

can one of ya get Nedusa ready to walk the plank,give her 3 dunks ,and make her confess her loyalty to HMS Sam if she refuses toss the lass overboard,A,ha

3 dunks? Is Nedusa a Hobnob? :elephant:

[Kate!]

Ruthless Kaz

:love:

[Kate!]

No thanks to you, where've you been missy? :devil:

You forgot to leave me the key when you chained me to the be..... I mean kitchen sink ;)

[smudgie]

Time to get those Doubloons up from the deep Captain...:dance:

[Kyle]

You forgot to leave me the key when you chained me to the be..... I mean kitchen sink ;)

Oh that's right sorry I just nipped to a certain shop to pick up a few items before I realised I didnt give you the key ;)

I'm so forgetful.... :evilgrin:

[Kate!]

WitchHazel has been sharpening her claws again Cap'n. I've prepared her some prime tuna for supper, she needs to build up an appetite for that rat I've promised her on Friday night.

[Verbal]

WitchHazel has been sharpening her claws again Cap'n. I've prepared her some prime tuna for supper, she needs to build up an appetite for that rat I've promised her on Friday night.

Oh god I think my head is going to explode :laugh3:

[Kyle]

Oh god I think my head is going to explode :laugh3:

Which head? :cheer2:

[Kazanne]

Time to get those Doubloons up from the deep Captain...:dance:

Mr Rochester is down in Davy Jones Locker he has the dubloons safely stashed away,now Nedusa is on her way to keep him company,

[Verbal]

Which head? :cheer2:

:shocked: Easy, Cpt'n. There be Wenches present!

[Kazanne]

We can take it Cynic we are wenches of the world
http://www.davesfancydress.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lady-pirate.jpg

[Verbal]

We can take it Cynic we are wenches of the world
http://www.davesfancydress.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lady-pirate.jpg

:D this voyage is slowly turning into 'Carry On Sailing'

Aj7D65SFOhM

[chuff me dizzy]

We can take it Cynic we are wenches of the world
http://www.davesfancydress.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lady-pirate.jpg

Im not being nasty Kaz, but what right have you got to post my photo on here without asking me first ? Im not happy

[smudgie]

I had you down as a brunette Chuff...:hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Im not being nasty Kaz, but what right have you got to post my photo on here without asking me first ? Im not happy

Sorry Chuff slap my wrists:devil:

[chuff me dizzy]

I had you down as a brunette Chuff...:hugesmile:

No Im a blonde upstairs and down

[chuff me dizzy]

Sorry Chuff slap my wrists:devil:

I will forgive you this time xx

[mr rochester]

Ahoy shipmates, here be the shanty we'll be singing tonight as we sail ever closer to Victory Island.

Come aboard!
Come aboard! ( louder )
The good ship Sam - u - el
We've got food
We've got booze
We will treat you
Very well

Setting sail
On the way
To the win
Simple Minds
At the helm
With a grin
......

He's been
Drinkiiiiiiing
All the gin!!

Come aboard!
Come aboard! ( louder )
The good ship Sam - u - el

.......

Fin!

Dolphy and I are singing this sea shanty and have been joined by an amphibious chorus - it sounds absolutely wonderful...can you hear us all? I never realised how well an octopus can sing. Are we still under attack Cap'n? I have counted the double-balloons (in various party colours) and we do have enough to engage a pirate ship to aid the cause...just an idea...Come aboard! Come aboard...

[sampvt]

No Im a blonde upstairs and down

Chuff a blue rinse is not classified as blonde girl. Behave.

[Kate!]

My curtains don't match my carpet.

And on that note I'm off to my cabin for the night. See that I'm not disturbed.

:evilgrin:

[sampvt]

My curtains don't match my carpet.

And on that note I'm off to my cabin for the night. See that I'm not disturbed.

:evilgrin:

Funnilly enough neither do mine. I would die if Mr Wiggelies overcoat turned grey. Perish the thought.

[Nemo123]

Jesus! 20 pages of this and counting! There should be a limit on how long these things can get.

[Kazanne]

It's a fun thread,thought you'de have noticed that.

[Nemo123]

Rude? Who's rude? But I mean how can you catch up? That's why there should be a limit.

[Kyle]

Rude? Who's rude? But I mean how can you catch up? That's why there should be a limit.

I'll catch you up.

This this the H.M.S Samuel, these are all my crew, we are sailing on to victory and having a good time on the way. :joker:

Wanna join?

[thesheriff443]

No Im a blonde upstairs and down

need proof:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shoc ked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:j oker:

[Kyle]

Oi coastguard! Stop ogling my crew :spin2:

[thesheriff443]

Jesus! 20 pages of this and counting! There should be a limit on how long these things can get.

you wont like count to a million thread then!

[Verbal]

Jesus! 20 pages of this and counting! There should be a limit on how long these things can get.

You're advocating internet censorship? That's not very in-keeping with your apparent hero now is it?