H.M.S Samuel.......

[thesheriff443]

Oi coastguard! Stop ogling my crew :spin2:

just doing my job, checking chuffs inventory:joker:

[Kyle]

just doing my job, checking chuffs inventory:joker:

:joker:


You should be out catching real crooks, speaking of which our dolphin is selling illegal DVD's will you arrest him please?

Don't worry about pesky evidence, just take my word for it. :devil:

[thesheriff443]

:joker:


You should be out catching real crooks, speaking of which our dolphin is selling illegal DVD's will you arrest him please?

Don't worry about pesky evidence, just take my word for it. :devil:

I need to speak to dolphin!, that dvd he sold me on horse riding!, was not the one I wanted:shocked:

[Kate!]

Afternoon crew and passengers.

[Verbal]

Afternoon crew and passengers.

There you are you lazy strumpet, you were sposed to be up at the crack of dawn scrubbing the decks.:nono:

[Kyle]

Afternoon ya lousy seadogs. :dazzler:

[Kyle]

There you are you lazy strumpet, you were sposed to be up at the crack of dawn scrubbing the decks.:nono:

I've seen the crack of Dawn, it's not a pretty sight I tell thee. :pipe:

[Verbal]

I've seen the crack of Dawn, it's not a pretty sight I tell thee. :pipe:

I've told you before. Leave Dawn alone! She's not like that!

[Kyle]

I've told you before. Leave Dawn alone! She's not like that!

I can't help it when I pop to the lavi and she forgets to lock the door. I walked right in and there she was, kegs at her ankles sat over the toilet dropping a chocolate log.

[Kizzy]

Ahoy there! Plain sailing for sam today methinks :joker:

[Kyle]

Ahoy there! Plain sailing for sam today methinks :joker:

Straight shooting, not a cloud in the sky and no sight of the Devious Dexter anywhere. That broadside we gave him last night may have sprung a leak in his hull. :hugesmile:

[mr rochester]

Tum-te-tum-te-tum...

Deep sigh...

Tum-te-tum-te-tum...

Still no orders...

[Kyle]

Tum-te-tum-te-tum...

Deep sigh...

Tum-te-tum-te-tum...

Still no orders...


Get the crew some lovely flatfish while you are under the sea. :dance:

[smudgie]

Good afternoon sea dogs...and wenches.

Mr. Rochester...go and give witch Hazel a good stoke She may be a bit skittish after that rough passage last night

[Winkie Expand]

Oh, I can't with the pirate talk but you guys are a trip. :joker:

*salutes*

[Winkie Expand]

Not to kill the mood, mateys, but does anyone want to discuss the fairly high possibility that there are still 'actors' (in some capacity) in the house.

That's another reason I'd rather see someone real like Sam win it.

[Kyle]

Afternoon Smudgie and Winkie Expands, nice to see you both on deck. :dance:

[Kyle]

Not to kill the mood, mateys, but does anyone want to discuss the fairly high possibility that there are still 'actors' (in some capacity) in the house.

That's another reason I'd rather see someone real like Sam win it.

Absolutely, fire away. :joker:

Who do you think is an actor?

[chuff me dizzy]

just doing my job, checking chuffs inventory:joker:

Hope you wasnt looking up my pigging skirt when I was slicing the mainsail ? cheeeekkkkkyyyyy !!

[chuff me dizzy]

Chuff a blue rinse is not classified as blonde girl. Behave.

Blue rinse :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: cheeky mare :joker::joker:

[Winkie Expand]

I have a hunch that Dexter and possibly Gina will be 'outed' at some point during this final stretch.

Week 1, Michael was so over the top with his "acting" and I feel like he was a decoy so that once he was out everyone else would feel legitimate to viewers. The show is still "Secrets And Lies" and there has to be at least one last blast of deception as the series winds up.

Dexter's story makes no sense whatsoever. There's another thread started by Uvam Acerbam (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=233482) that breaks down a lot of the inconsistencies with his story and his overall character. If you haven't already, take a look.

There's a website, planted articles, a phony book allegedly authored by Dexter Koh called "The Pretender".

If true, this isn't brilliant, it's annoying. Dexter winning would further feed his ego and PR company. I want someone to win the game because they are a good person who could use the money for good.


*exhale*

[CaudleHalbard]

I want someone to win the game because they are a good person who could use the money for good.




As I recall Dexter said he would give about 80% of it to charity.

Good enough? :)

[Kyle]

In some ways I wouldn't be surprised to find out if Dexter was an actor but if he is then he's not very good because his story is far from watertight. Plus big brother isn't helping the situation if he is an actor with the magic show thingy it could have blown his cover. I think he's just some poor sap that wants to be important.

Gina though... Now she could be.

[Jesus.]

The HMS Samuel is basically like the titanic, up until the point where it hits the ice berg.

It's a dull uneventful journey with a sense of unfulfilled promise.

[Kyle]

The HMS Samuel is basically like the titanic, up until the point where it hits the ice berg.

It's a dull uneventful journey with a sense of unfulfilled promise.

Speak for yourself I think Kate Winslet is a right bewt. :p

[chuff me dizzy]

As I recall Dexter said he would give about 80% of it to charity.

Good enough? :)

Oh please ............ Please tell me you didnt fall for that :shocked::shocked: he hasnt a pot to piss in ,never mind donating a single penny to charity ,in his case charity DOES begin at home

[Kazanne]

As I recall Dexter said he would give about 80% of it to charity.

Good enough? :)

But Dexter lies:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

But Dexter lies:hugesmile:

No he doesn't, he's just economical with the truth :hugesmile:

[Winkie Expand]

The HMS Samuel is basically like the titanic, up until the point where it hits the ice berg.

It's a dull uneventful journey with a sense of unfulfilled promise.

From BBBOTS last night: Joe tells Sam that Titanic is his favourite film... Sam agrees. :joker:

[mr rochester]

Get the crew some lovely flatfish while you are under the sea. :dance:

Permission to come on board with the flatfish for the crew as instructed and stroke the ship's cat Witchazel as instructed by ABS Smudgie (the only one who's even vaguely interested in the welfare of the poor defenceless creature) Cap'n...




thinks to self...I knew it - no hands on deck. Here's me lugging 14 cubic tons of flatfish aboard and not a hint of a rating to help. Have you any idea how hard it is for a ghost to lift things? Not a cutlass in sight to ward off attack - not a single cannon primed and ready to fire a broadside ...nothing...niet..rien...nowt. Tch...

returns to watery grave to fret over the future

[Kazanne]

http://i.imgur.com/RvdLLz0.gif

Get someone in that crows nest,I have word of a sneaky varmint,trying to mess with HMS Samuel,he will not prevail me hearties

[Verbal]

Man the Oars! Its going to be a bumpy ride for the next hour!

[mr rochester]

http://i.imgur.com/RvdLLz0.gif

Get someone in that crows nest,I have word of a sneaky varmint,trying to mess with HMS Samuel,he will not prevail me hearties

Huzzar! The ship's cat is striking back...Just when you thought it was safe to go for a catnap...

[Kazanne]

Huzzar! The ship's cat is striking back...Just when you thought it was safe to go for a catnap...

Aye Rochester,even the cats are for catching a rat:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Gather on deck sh

[Kazanne]

Gather on deck sh

sh did you miss the it off kate,lol

[Kate!]

Gather below decks shipmates, I can sense a battle on the high seas tonight, lets batten down the hatches and let all the other varmints fight it out. Their ships will take substantial damage tonight.

[Kate!]

sh did you miss the it off kate,lol

How the flip did that happen. I've not been on the rum, hic.

[Kazanne]

Gather below decks shipmates, I can sense a battle on the high seas tonight, lets batten down the hatches and let all the other varmints fight it out. Their ships will take substantial damage tonight.

Caught a couple of ferrets nibbling the mast,so they are now tied to the bow
http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/8fbc6_funny-animal-captions-animal-capshunz-one-percent-ferret.png

[Kate!]

:joker:

[Kyle]

For the last time whoever has been using the torture rack for kinky business will you please clean it after use, I went to do some maintenance on it and nearly slid off the ship. It's a bloody deathtrap.

[Kazanne]

For the last time whoever has been using the torture rack for kinky business will you please clean it after use, I went to do some maintenance on it and nearly slid off the ship. It's a bloody deathtrap.

Hmmm bloody Kizzy,how many times do we have to cover for her:hugesmile:

[chuff me dizzy]

In some ways I wouldn't be surprised to find out if Dexter was an actor but if he is then he's not very good because his story is far from watertight. Plus big brother isn't helping the situation if he is an actor with the magic show thingy it could have blown his cover. I think he's just some poor sap that wants to be important.

Gina though... Now she could be.

Omg ....your new photo :blush::blush::blush: Im swooning here ,God what a man

[chuff me dizzy]

Caught a couple of ferrets nibbling the mast,so they are now tied to the bow
http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/8fbc6_funny-animal-captions-animal-capshunz-one-percent-ferret.png

Who does the ferret remind you of ?

[smudgie]

Caught a couple of ferrets nibbling the mast,so they are now tied to the bow
http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/8fbc6_funny-animal-captions-animal-capshunz-one-percent-ferret.png

Would they be twin ferrets...

[Kate!]

For the last time whoever has been using the torture rack for kinky business will you please clean it after use, I went to do some maintenance on it and nearly slid off the ship. It's a bloody deathtrap.

Aha, captain! Glad to see you're still Alive and Kicking ;)

[Kyle]

Aha, captain! Glad to see you're still Alive and Kicking ;)

Hold me :dance:



:devil:

[Kyle]

Omg ....your new photo :blush::blush::blush: Im swooning here ,God what a man

It's for you chuff, it's the least I can do! :spin:

[Kazanne]

Hold me :dance:



:devil:

Kate be careful,SM has been missing and so has Kizzy,who knows what they have been up to,the scurvy gits,slap on the latex and rub him down:devil:

[Kyle]

Kate be careful,SM has been missing and so has Kizzy,who knows what they have been up to,the scurvy gits,slap on the latex and rub him down:devil:

Yeh, you er better do what Kazanne says :D

[Kazanne]

Yeh, you er better do what Kazanne says :D

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/2282343/pirate-funny-o.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/2282343/pirate-funny.html) GIFSoup (http://gifsoup.com)

[Kate!]

Yeh, you er better do what Kazanne says :D

Get to my cabin, I'll deal with you shortly :evilgrin:

Shipmate Kazanne, I've heard rumours that Kizzy has been dallying with Mr Rochester in the hull... the wench!

[Kyle]

Get to my cabin, I'll deal with you shortly :evilgrin:

Shipmate Kazanne, I've heard rumours that Kizzy has been dallying with Mr Rochester in the hull... the wench!

Normally I would remand you for ordering your Captain about but in this case I'll make an exception! :evilgrin:

[Kazanne]

Get to my cabin, I'll deal with you shortly :evilgrin:

Shipmate Kazanne, I've heard rumours that Kizzy has been dallying with Mr Rochester in the hull... the wench!

Ach,I KNEW it,give the dirty trollop a few dunks in the briney when she surfaces,and Rochester I have news of the Ratters dad sneaking upon us to try and infiltrate our ship,weapons at the ready.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/474bec8062b20f48c1a6c8bde9014b0b/tumblr_mhd00tp9AM1rvdk7wo1_500.gif

[mr rochester]

Get to my cabin, I'll deal with you shortly :evilgrin:

Shipmate Kazanne, I've heard rumours that Kizzy has been dallying with Mr Rochester in the hull... the wench!

A vicious rumour Ma'am - I am in the watery deeps - not the hull...I am fretting over the fact that there are no hands on deck to fight off the marauding infidels..


Thinks - they don't read me posts you know..

Come aboard! Come aboard...

[Kate!]

Normally I would remand you for ordering your Captain about but in this case I'll make an exception! :evilgrin:

:D

[smudgie]

A vicious rumour Ma'am - I am in the watery deeps - not the hull...I am fretting over the fact that there are no hands on deck to fight off the marauding infidels..


Thinks - they don't read me posts you know..

Come aboard! Come aboard...

You Come aboard Mr Rochester WitchHazel needs your attention

[Kyle]

And also people I noticed the dolphin has taken up smoking again, who gave him the fags own up?

[smudgie]

Not me Captain...think he is on the weed..seaweed that is

[Kazanne]

Not me Captain...think he is on the weed..seaweed that is

:hugesmile:I see what you did there,:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

Not me Captain...think he is on the weed..seaweed that is

:joker:



2 days in the brig for your wise ass comment, Kazanne take her away!

[Kate!]

That Dolphin has a lot to answer for !!

Right, am off to 'deal with' the cheeky captain. I'll be gone a while, lol.

[Kyle]

That Dolphin has a lot to answer for !!

Right, am off to 'deal with' the cheeky captain. I'll be gone a while, lol.

:DNo disturbing unless matters of extreme urgent business....



....in fact no disturbing at all, Smudgie you have the de... Oh wait she's in the brig. Kazanne your in charge!

[Kazanne]

:joker:



2 days in the brig for your wise ass comment, Kazanne take her away!

Aye,Aye cap'n
Get ere you smudglet
http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac8c4d5982cd1acf701738a4bf04999a/tumblr_mk4demohc81s9n4cro1_500.gif

[Kazanne]

:DNo disturbing unless matters of extreme urgent business....



....in fact no disturbing at all, Smudgie you have the de... Oh wait she's in the brig. Kazanne your in charge!

Oh Lordy alone again,
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0y3m9t9IK1qhnr1lo1_500.gif

[chuff me dizzy]

It's for you chuff, it's the least I can do! :spin:

Im damp ,and I dont think its sea water what has splashed over the starboard bow

[Kazanne]

Im damp ,and I dont think its sea water what has splashed over the starboard bow

:joker::joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ron-Burgundy-Smells-a-Dirty-Pirate-In-Anchorman-Gif.gif

[smudgie]

Im damp ,and I dont think its sea water what has splashed over the starboard bow

:joker::joker: you drooling over Captains photo....

[Kyle]

Im damp ,and I dont think its sea water what has splashed over the starboard bow

I'm no psychic but I'm pretty sure that's cynical hermits next sig right there :joker:

[Kyle]

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ron-Burgundy-Smells-a-Dirty-Pirate-In-Anchorman-Gif.gif

Kazanne, I swear where do you find these?

You have one for every situation. :joker:

[anne666]

Can't tell you how glad I am I abandoned this debauched vessel. Reading the antics of you disgraceful, mottley crew, this fair maiden needs smelling salts. Who resurrected Rochester ? Love a good miracle and I missed that one.:sad:

[Kate!]

- emerges from cabin with candyfloss in hair again -

WUT?

[Kizzy]

Can't tell you how glad I am I abandoned this debauched vessel. Reading the antics of you disgraceful, mottley crew, this fair maiden needs smelling salts. Who resurrected Rochester ? Love a good miracle and I missed that one.:sad:

That would be me........
http://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/virgin-mary-pics-0903.jpg

I'm good at raising things....

[anne666]

You are one dirty girl and I don' mean that sticky mess in your hair AGAIN :shocked:

[anne666]

That would be me........
http://www.turnbacktogod.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/virgin-mary-pics-0903.jpg

I'm good at raising things....
See this is just what I mean, you debauched naughty people.

[Verbal]

*Sunbathes*

Naked

In the crows nest


Wooooooommmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn bring me my beer!

[anne666]

Whats the latest on the Dolphin situation ?

[Kizzy]

Can't see the dolphins only piranha..... :eek:

[anne666]

Can't see the dolphins only piranha..... :eek:

Have they got a stash?

[Kyle]

You are one dirty girl and I don' mean that sticky mess in your hair AGAIN :shocked:

Haha this time I didn't cause it....... :shocked:

[Kyle]

Whats the latest on the Dolphin situation ?

The dolphin is dead, I killed him with a deck of cards. Cheating little s**t that he is...

[anne666]

The dolphin is dead, I killed him with a deck of cards. Cheating little s**t that he is...

So have you got his stash?

[Verbal]

So have you got his stash?

I don't think he has. He's got his tache, though.

[Verbal]

The dolphin is dead, I killed him with a deck of cards. Cheating little s**t that he is...

How could you possibly kill anything with a deck of cards? Don't be so silly, this is a very serious thread.

[Kyle]

I don't think he has. He's got his tache, though.

Where have you been ya sea hound? Not seen you on the deck for ages! :devil:

[Verbal]

Where have you been ya sea hound? Not seen you on the deck for ages! :devil:

I fell overboard, not that any of you bastards noticed. I'm fine now though by the way.:rolleyes:

[Kazanne]

Can't tell you how glad I am I abandoned this debauched vessel. Reading the antics of you disgraceful, mottley crew, this fair maiden needs smelling salts. Who resurrected Rochester ? Love a good miracle and I missed that one.:sad:

anne,you aint goin' nowhere, we are in the middle of the ocean with no life belts or boats,so you stick with us or join Rochester in the deep blue:devil:
http://www.iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/random-girls-bikini-underwater-boxing-13596331870.gif

[anne666]

How could you possibly kill anything with a deck of cards? Don't be so silly, this is a very serious thread.

He's a liar . Now I am trying to remain calm here. Where is the dead or alive (dont care) Dolphins stash. That was included in MY ALL inclusive rip off deal on this floating s**t hole.

[anne666]

anne,you aint goin' nowhere, we are in the middle of the ocean with no life belts or boats,so you stick with us or join Rochester in the deep blue:devil:
http://www.iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/gifs/random-girls-bikini-underwater-boxing-13596331870.gif

All I want is a peaceful smoke :bawling::bawling:

[Kyle]

He's a liar . Now I am trying to remain calm here. Where is the dead or alive (dont care) Dolphins stash. That was included in MY ALL inclusive rip off deal on this floating s**t hole.

I don't like your attitude! I'm taking that stash and I'm putting it where nobody will ever find it! Dexters underwear! :devil:

[Verbal]

He's a liar . Now I am trying to remain calm here. Where is the dead or alive (dont care) Dolphins stash. That was included in MY ALL inclusive rip off deal on this floating s**t hole.

*Hic*

http://www.geekpeeked.com/Images/Sir_Tokes_A_Lot/rogen_stoned.jpg

Erm, I think simple minds knows where it is

[Kyle]

I fell overboard, not that any of you bastards noticed. I'm fine now though by the way.:rolleyes:

I thought so, is that a hermit crab in your pants or are you just pleased to see Kizzy?

[Kazanne]

All I want is a peaceful smoke :bawling::bawling:

get ye on yer knees and ask the cap'n nicely for his pipe:joker::joker:

[Kyle]

get ye on yer knees and ask the cap'n nicely for his pipe:joker::joker:

It's occupied!


*shuts Kate's cabin door*

[Verbal]

get ye on yer knees and ask the cap'n nicely for his pipe:joker::joker:

:joker: the double entendres are Kate's thing! Don't take that away from her :joker:

[anne666]

I don't like your attitude! I'm taking that stash and I'm putting it where nobody will ever find it! Dexters underwear! :devil:

you cruel s*d . Please just a bit to take the edge off :bawling::bawling:

[Verbal]

I thought so, is that a hermit crab in your pants or are you just pleased to see Kizzy?

I am afraid, that yes I am erect.

[Kyle]

you cruel s*d . Please just a bit to take the edge off :bawling::bawling:

Dolphy kept some under his top hat if I remember correctly. Maybe there's some still there.

[Kizzy]

That's all we need aboard ship.... a loose cannon!

[chuff me dizzy]

That's all we need aboard ship.... a loose cannon!

Sig of the series Kizzy !!

[Kate!]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2quutj4.png

[Kizzy]

Sig of the series Kizzy !!

Thanks, I nicked it of someone this aft :D

[WozMan]

http://www.artistsharbour.com/catalog/images/products/wood_chris/hms_victory_in_battle.jpg



.....has left the harbour and is setting sail for Big Brother Victory. All it has to do is navigate the cold jagged coastlines of the bay of Dexter and sail sharply through the harsh sea of Gina and it shall reach its destination in due course.

All aboard!!
Shiver me timbers mateys!! Go for a little shore leave in the land of beer and wenches and look what happens!! I had to row like a madman in this rickety lil dingy!! I've been touting the winning ways of HMS Samuel for weeks now!!!

I don't like your attitude! I'm taking that stash and I'm putting it where nobody will ever find it! Dexters underwear! :devil:
AARRRRR!!!!! :devil: Good on ye cap'n!!

[Kyle]

You know that it would be untrue,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Dexters gonna win the final.

Come on Sammy win the final,
Come on Sammy win the final,
Sammys gonna win the...........final!


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh

[Kyle]

Wozman, welcome aboard me hearty :devil:

[Kazanne]

That's all we need aboard ship.... a loose cannon!

Nooooooooooooooo Kizzy all the loose cannons are on the rattles ship,now pull yourself together and get scrubbing:devil:

[anne666]

Shiver me timbers mateys!! Go for a little shore leave in the land of beer and wenches and look what happens!! I had to row like a madman in this rickety lil dingy!! I've been touting the winning ways of HMS Samuel for weeks now!!!


AARRRRR!!!!! :devil: Good on ye cap'n!!

Did you bring weed ????

[anne666]

Dolphy kept some under his top hat if I remember correctly. Maybe there's some still there.

Please good shipmate find the hat for me I'm desperate here.No-one cares, I save the drowning ( well the ones I like)wash up vomit and candyfloss and so much more. No-one , no-one cares. :bawling::bawling:

[Kate!]

You know that it would be untrue,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Dexters gonna win the final.

Come on Sammy win the final,
Come on Sammy win the final,
Sammys gonna win the...........final!


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh

:worship:

Nothing but smooth waters and victory ahead now Cap'n.

- slaps Anne for getting hysterical and gives her a triple gin on the rocks -

[Kyle]

:worship:

Nothing but smooth waters and victory ahead now Cap'n.

- slaps Anne for getting hysterical and gives her a triple gin on the rocks -

Don't give her anymore drink she's mad enough as it is :joker:

[Verbal]

The night goes in to morning just another day

Happy people pass my way looking in their eyes

I see a memory and I never realized how happy you made me oh Samuel,

well you came and you gave without taking.

But I sent you away oh Samuel, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today oh Samuel.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090619005709/familyguy/images/7/74/Oh_Quagmire.jpg

[Kate!]

I was just coming on deck to say where is hermit tonight, and here you are. What a marvellous rendition.

- wipes away a tear -

[Verbal]

I was just coming on deck to say where is hermit tonight, and here you are. What a marvellous rendition.

- wipes away a tear -

Good evening fair wench, its nice to see that a lot of people on here seem to be coming round to seeing Sam as the peoples champion, and the only person that would be worthy of the prize money.

[Kyle]

Samuel

Is it too late to say i'm sorry

And Samuel will you argue with Sophie... Again

We can't go on pretending... That Dexter the rat is your friend

Samuel

Oh I never thought I'd miss ya

And Samuel I'm too scared to pick up the phone

Maybe it will prove that I was right or it will prove that Gina was wrong

[Kate!]

SM that's brill :laugh:

I'll try and come up with one for later....

Off to watch bots. Be good ;)

[Kyle]

SM that's brill :laugh:

I'll try and come up with one for later....

Off to watch bots. Be good ;)

You too lady marmalade :spin:

[Kyle]

Tonight the H.M.S Samuel will be on deck ready to shoot down an enemy frigate but whose ship shall sink to the fiery depths?

[Verbal]

Tonight the H.M.S Samuel will be on deck ready to shoot down an enemy frigate but whose ship shall sink to the fiery depths?

On leave this weekend, Cpt'n. Birds, booze & laying back generally being a decent person. Watching the pond life rip each other apart.

[Kyle]

Your always a decent person Hermit, for a Taff! :wink:

[Verbal]

Your always a decent person Hermit, for a Taff! :wink:

I am not a taff! I've ranted on here once before about that! :joker::nono:

[Kyle]

I am not a taff! I've ranted on here once before about that! :joker::nono:

How the hell did you come to support Swansea then? Surely nobody in their sane mind would want to support them unless they are from there :p

[Verbal]

How the hell did you come to support Swansea then? Surely nobody in their sane mind would want to support them unless they are from there :p

'Taff' is technically a Cardiff reference relating to the River Taff that goes through Cardiff. I'm a Jack! :joker:

[Kate!]

Evening shipmates.

[Kyle]

'Taff' is technically a Cardiff reference relating to the River Taff that goes through Cardiff. I'm a Jack! :joker:

Alright, lol now I have been schooled on that one. Can I just call you a leek eater instead? :joker:

[Kyle]

Evening shipmates.

Piss off....














......Just kidding :joker:

[Kizzy]

Ahoy hoy!

[Verbal]

Alright, lol now I have been schooled on that one. Can I just call you a leek eater instead? :joker:

You can call me Susan for all I care, as long as it doesnt relate to Cardiff :joker:

[smudgie]

You can call me Susan for all I care, as long as it doesnt relate to Cardiff :joker:

Oi oi Susan is my Sunday name.:hugesmile:



Aye aye shipmates see that dastardly Dexter has sailed through:devil:

[Kyle]

Oi oi Susan is my Sunday name.:hugesmile:



Aye aye shipmates see that dastardly Dexter has sailed through:devil:

Sunday name? I never had you down as a lady of the night? :amazed:

[Kate!]

Piss off....







:hmph:






......Just kidding :joker:

- storms off to cabin taking all the alcohol -

[Verbal]

Oi oi Susan is my Sunday name.:hugesmile:



Aye aye shipmates see that dastardly Dexter has sailed through:devil:

I genuinely cannot understand why people would support him or any of the other argumentative, scheming HM's. Its wearing and depressing watching people argue over what is essentially **** all.

[Kate!]

I will go down with this ship!

I won't put my hands up and surrender....

There will be no white flag above my door

until the boot is given to devious Dexieeeeeeee.

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Our ship sails silently and calmly to the victory line,slow steady and dignified,The little ship Rattles will still be limping along when we hit the winning line.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130613144729/nick-sanjayandcraig/images/6/6f/Chug.jpg

[Kazanne]

On we roll again,sailing the seas of victory.

[Kyle]

You found my ship.


I forgot where I parked it! :blush:

[Verbal]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1006201088/h3965AF9D/

[Kyle]

Haha :joker:


Stupid grumpy cat. It should be happy.

[Kazanne]

Haha :joker:


Stupid grumpy cat. It should be happy.

I hope that cat is a good rat catcher,we cant be slacking:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Hermie that's brill!

Grumpy cat rules. Lol.

"We are sailing, we are sailing,
Cross the water, cross the sea,

We are sailing, through stormy waters
Always onward, to Vic - to - reeeeee!"

[Kate!]

Hermie that's brill!

Grumpy cat rules. Lol.

"We are sailing, we are sailing,
Cross the water, cross the sea,

We are sailing, through stormy waters
Always onward, to Vic - to - reeeeee!"

[thesheriff443]

Hermie that's brill!

Grumpy cat rules. Lol.

"We are sailing, we are sailing,
Cross the water, cross the sea,

We are sailing, through stormy waters
Always onward, to Vic - to - reeeeee!"

your singing rod stewart:shocked:

[Kyle]

That good she posted twice :joker:

[Kate!]

your singing rod stewart:shocked:

Yep, but I look better in leopard print pants :joker:

That good she posted twice :joker:

:D

[thesheriff443]

Yep, but I look better in leopard print pants :joker:



:D

pic to prove:devil:

[Kyle]

Uh oh coast guards back :devil:

[Kate!]

pic to prove:devil:

It's in the post ;)

Uh oh coast guards back :devil:

Chuck him overboard. Dolphy has been on the weed again and has worked up an appetite. :devil:

[Kazanne]

your singing rod stewart:shocked:

sheriff to fill out that pirate costume so well:devil:

[thesheriff443]

It's in the post ;)



Chuck him overboard. Dolphy has been on the weed again and has worked up an appetite. :devil:

:shocked:

[Verbal]

pic to prove:devil:

Not gonna lie, I read the thread from the bottom up. Saw your post then scrolled up through the rest of it thinking I would see a pic of Kate :joker:

[Kate!]

Aww sheriff :hug:

[thesheriff443]

sheriff to fill out that pirate costume so well:devil:

and may I say that's a fine treasure chest you have there:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Grumpy cat will have to replace witch Hazel now she's gone.

[thesheriff443]

Not gonna lie, I read the thread from the bottom up. Saw your post then scrolled up through the rest of it thinking I would see a pic of Kate :joker:

she's such a tease:joker:

[Kate!]

:hmph:

[Verbal]

Yep, but I look better in leopard print pants :joker:



:D

she's such a tease:joker:

I know, right? Then I saw the post above and was like, where!? :joker:

[Kazanne]

and may I say that's a fine treasure chest you have there:hugesmile:

:hugesmile:maybe I will share some of my bounty with you:joker:

[Kyle]

:hugesmile:maybe I will share some of my bounty with you:joker:

Captain gets first dibs yer scoundrel. :nono:

[Kazanne]

Captain gets first dibs yer scoundrel. :nono:

whoops.!! sorry cap'n didn't see you there,(brushes self down)of course I'm here waiting for your orders:devil:

[chuff me dizzy]

oh i feel victory over the starboard bow ,Land and the win in sight for our hero !!!!!!!!!

[Kate!]

Smooth sailing now guys.

[Kyle]

The Devious Dexter has made a cynical attempt at boarding the Conniving Charlie. Luckily it was a brief exchange of grappling hooks and we weren't forced to witness something unpleasant for too long. Reports indicate that the encounter has been bad for both parties.

[Kazanne]

Is Kizzy still in the crows nest? I need her to fill up the cap'ns tankard and swiftly as he's being a bit frisky tonight we need to sedate him with grog.

[Kate!]

:joker:

[smudgie]

Aww sheriff :hug:

Get a cabin:joker:

[Kyle]

Is Kizzy still in the crows nest? I need her to fill up the cap'ns tankard and swiftly as he's being a bit frisky tonight we need to sedate him with grog.


Me? Frisky?

I think I've been pretty tame tonight I beg your pardon!

[Kate!]

Get a cabin:joker:

I'm not that kind of girl :hmph:

Hehe.

[smudgie]

That scoundrel Dexter declaring his luuuurv for Charlie.
Just about to heave up over the stern.

[Kazanne]

Me? Frisky?

I think I've been pretty tame tonight I beg your pardon!

We are just worried for when the full moon comes out cap'n you know how it affects you,you need grog:hugesmile:

[Kyle]

We are just worried for when the full moon comes out cap'n you know how it affects you,you need grog:hugesmile:

Who told you my secret? :shocked:

[Kazanne]

That scoundrel Dexter declaring his luuuurv for Charlie.
Just about to heave up over the stern.

(pushes smudgie out of the way),just when you thought he couldn't get any cheesier,talk about grasping for votes,BARF BARF!!!!

[Kazanne]

Who told you my secret? :shocked:

Kizzy,she said she had a bit of a to do with you one night,had to proper fight you off,you only calmed down when Elsie came on board frothing at the mouth and the moon was full and you had to sort her out :joker::joker::joker:

[Kyle]

Kizzy,she said she had a bit of a to do with you one night,had to proper fight you off,you only calmed down when Elsie came on board frothing at the mouth and the moon was full and you had to sort her out :joker::joker::joker:

:joker:

That's how that cutlass got in my leg, I wondered how that got there when I woke up, I thought we were playing giant darts again :devil:

[Kizzy]

Hey don't blame me for that nasty gash..... I never touched elsie ;)

[Verbal]

Babe, I will protect you! :joker::dance:

[Kate!]

Aye aye shipmates.

I've been on the rum and I'm half cut.

[Verbal]

Aye aye shipmates.

I've been on the rum and I'm half cut.

Only half??:joker::wavey:

[Kate!]

Only half??:joker::wavey:

It's early yet!! ;)

- dances round deck with Hermie -

[Verbal]

It's early yet!! ;)

- dances round deck with Hermie -

:dazzler::banana::thumbs2::cheer2:

Need a sit down now, knackered

[Kizzy]

YAAAAAAAR!!!

[Kate!]

Kizzy!!
:hug:

Now where is that hoebag Kazanne?

[smudgie]

Aye aye shipmates.

[Kizzy]

Dunno
She might be on another coach trip?.....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D6Bmsk0FzL8/Tnqes0JluvI/AAAAAAAAAW4/B9CW1cZEcUc/s1600/Journey_Slut_Bus.jpg

[Kate!]

It's time to feed witch hazel her rat....

Get on those ship telephones and vote devious D out !!

:devil:

[Jemal]

Get dexter out!!!

[Kazanne]

Hello me hearties,the HMS Samuel sails the calm seas,we do not shout we just cruise to the final,lol

[Kazanne]

Kizzy!!
:hug:

Now where is that hoebag Kazanne?

I'm here ,just had to flick a couple of ratters off the end of my sword!!

[Kate!]

:whistle:

We are sailing........

[Kazanne]

Now where is the flaming Cap'n
http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/597/472169671_1531217.gif

[Kazanne]

OMG the Cap'n is fighting a ratter,everyone to the helm
http://www.communication4all.co.uk/animated%20gifs/pirate_ninja_sword_fight_hg_clr.gif

[Kate!]

Get on the bloody deck everyone. This ship looks like a ghost town.

They are all in the cabins drinking tequila. I'll have to tighten the budget purse strings.

I'm taking holy orders after this voyage and becoming a nun! I've done my time on the high seas. A more ethereal lifestyle beckons.

[DrunkerThanMoses]

dexter to go

[Kate!]

Jon :worship:

:)

[chuff me dizzy]

Dunno
She might be on another coach trip?.....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D6Bmsk0FzL8/Tnqes0JluvI/AAAAAAAAAW4/B9CW1cZEcUc/s1600/Journey_Slut_Bus.jpg

Hope youve saved my seat !!

[DrunkerThanMoses]

I rather he win over the horrid creatures Dexter and Gina

[chuff me dizzy]

dexter to go

Welcome aboard my hearty ,pour yourself a jug of grog !!!!!!

[Kazanne]

Hope youve saved my seat !!

your seat is reserved Chuff its right at the back,lol

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Welcome aboard my hearty ,pour yourself a jug of grog !!!!!!

Why thank you... I think

[Kazanne]

Why thank you... I think

Be carefull of these lusty women DTM,they'll have their wicked way given the chance:hugesmile:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

Sounds like my sorta of boat ride thingy

Im stealing you Dexter rat sign

[Kate!]

Keep this ship sailing through the night guys. I'm off to bed cos I've had a ****er of a day.

[Kazanne]

Sounds like my sorta of boat ride thingy

Im stealing you Dexter rat sign

:joker::joker:your welcome

[smudgie]

Lets set sail for that final...ratty to go his week.:joker:

[smudgie]

Welcome aboard DTM :hugesmile:

[Kazanne]

Our ship sails on quietly and confidently,the waters are calm and time for some deck scubbing and cabin cleaning,come on crew spit spot.

[Jemal]

*brings in five girls into my room*
*puts up a sign on my door saying do not disturb*

[Kate!]

Our ship sails on quietly and confidently,the waters are calm and time for some deck scubbing and cabin cleaning,come on crew spit spot.

Our Sam is not in danger of walking the plank now this week :joker: we can relax and enjoy the fact he's in the final :pipe:

[Kazanne]

Our Sam is not in danger of walking the plank now this week :joker: we can relax and enjoy the fact he's in the final :pipe:

Our Sam is still in the firing line cut-throat Kate,we will sail with dignity and hold our heads up high,please can you get those husseys out of Hadoukens cabin,he needs to be in the crows nest,keeping his eye open for ratters.he will be punished later and if Kizzy is one of those husseys,make her shine the cannon balls!!!

[Kate!]

Our Sam is still in the firing line cut-throat Kate,we will sail with dignity and hold our heads up high,please can you get those husseys out of Hadoukens cabin,he needs to be in the crows nest,keeping his eye open for ratters.he will be punished later and if Kizzy is one of those husseys,make her shine the cannon balls!!!

:hugesmile:

[Jesus.]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxT8J15XaIRofHQlH0DA0HJOS497FuJ uwSQYEVtItUahDt1lFS6Q

[smudgie]

The odds at he moment are looking good for Sam, hopefully he will be the one announced as saved on Frday:hugesmile:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxT8J15XaIRofHQlH0DA0HJOS497FuJ uwSQYEVtItUahDt1lFS6Q

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaLtM_5O39I56JkNFWFXHX7DGOYBgJD 79wu_RWz_IKXoiTva3RTQ

I am here to save the day

[smudgie]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaLtM_5O39I56JkNFWFXHX7DGOYBgJD 79wu_RWz_IKXoiTva3RTQ

I am here to save the day

:joker::joker: excellent

[Jesus.]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSaLtM_5O39I56JkNFWFXHX7DGOYBgJD 79wu_RWz_IKXoiTva3RTQ

I am here to save the day

Godammit Moses. Lead the people out of Egypt and rape. That was all we needed you to do.

[Jemal]

*throws one of my five girls over board for talking crap to me*

[chuff me dizzy]

The odds at he moment are looking good for Sam, hopefully he will be the one announced as saved on Frday:hugesmile:

yes its looking good.....:dance::dance:

[Kate!]

He isn't up for eviction anymore.

[Jemal]

He is. I think but the bookies didnt put him up.

[Kate!]

nope, Sophie's votes were voided.

:D

[smudgie]

Just a thought, I don't do twitter, but Chuff can keep us up to date on what is what in the twitter sphere, it might be worth a pop at getting rid of ratty this week. The girlies might all love him, they tend to be the biggest voters I think.
Otherwise I am saving my dosh for the final haul next week.

[Vanessa]

I think its fair to say Sam is in the final. If Dexter survives we're looking at Sam/Dexter final two i think. With Gina third.

[smudgie]

nope, Sophie's votes were voided.

:D

Is this. Official now Kate?

[Jemal]

Hmm

[chuff me dizzy]

Just a thought, I don't do twitter, but Chuff can keep us up to date on what is what in the twitter sphere, it might be worth a pop at getting rid of ratty this week. The girlies might all love him, they tend to be the biggest voters I think.
Otherwise I am saving my dosh for the final haul next week.

Not looking good for Derek on twitter, and Ginas dropped quicker than a boulder off a cliff ,our hero is in a great position

[Kate!]

Is this. Official now Kate?

I think so Smudgie, I saw it on here.

Chuff!!!! Can you see what the tweeters are saying? :p

[chuff me dizzy]

Sam is up,his name was missing from bookies odds earlier today,but its now been added



http://www.oddschecker.com/tv/big-brother/next-eviction

[Jemal]

I could check on twitter if u want

[smudgie]

Not looking good for Derek on twitter, and Ginas dropped quicker than a boulder off a cliff ,our hero is in a great position

Keep us up to date chuff if twitter is against ratty I will stick a tenner on him this week.
Then next week it can all go on Gina.:hugesmile:

[Jemal]

Oh never mind

[smudgie]

I could check on twitter if u want

Brilliant, and maybe Facebook as well.

Sam is safe this week, but I would still pop money on Ratty if it looks promising.:hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Sam is up,his name was missing from bookies odds earlier today,but its now been added



http://www.oddschecker.com/tv/big-brother/next-eviction

oh ok then.

He won't go anywhere anyway. :dance:

[chuff me dizzy]

Keep us up to date chuff if twitter is against ratty I will stick a tenner on him this week.
Then next week it can all go on Gina.:hugesmile:

Im throwing a bucket full of votes Dereks way....rid the house of the vermin

[chuff me dizzy]

oh ok then.

He won't go anywhere anyway. :dance:

Hes the fav to stay

[Jemal]

Dexter is fav to go on twitter.

[smudgie]

Dexter is fav to go on twitter.

Right, he deffo gets my tenners worth. Might even stretch to a bit further:joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Dexter is fav to go on twitter.

ALL looking good isnt it ,I feel a :dance::dance::elephant::elephant:party coming on

[smudgie]

ALL looking good isnt it ,I feel a :dance::dance::elephant::elephant:party coming on

Might be worth a crafty little fiver on ratty to go at the bookies as well:devil:

[DrunkerThanMoses]

So do we like kidnap Dexter after he is evicted and throw him to the sharks?

[Raph]

What does HMS stand for?

[Kate!]

So do we like kidnap Dexter after he is evicted and throw him to the sharks?

:cat: I like this idea.

[smudgie]

What does HMS stand for?

Her Majesty's Ship.
Well it did last time I sailed on one...or was that Her Majesty's Mail.

[Josy]

Less of the insults in here please, jokes or not.

I don't want to close this thread but it's not a fan thread so negative comments are allowed.

[smudgie]

captain,a word in your shell like,why did you abandon us in our hour of need,you been at the grog again?:hugesmile:

That Captain of ours is forever wrenching.

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If that word actually exists:joker:

[Kazanne]

That Captain of ours is forever wrenching.

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If that word actually exists:joker:

:joker::joker: Last time I saw him he was flopped in a corner,with an empty tankard in hand.I don't think he has the stamina anymore:joker::joker:

[Josy]

Right the threads been cleaned and all offensive posts have been dealt with.

I originally was going to just remove comments and that's why I posted the warning in the thread...

If Raph is ok with merging the threads just let one of us know and we will do it.

[smudgie]

Right the threads been cleaned and all offensive posts have been dealt with.

I originally was going to just remove comments and that's why I posted the warning in the thread...

If Raph is ok with merging the threads just let one of us know and we will do it.

Thanks Josy.

[Kyle]

Her Majesty's ship Barker, Smudgie you are correct.

[Black Dagger]

SAM IS BORING AS **** AND WILL BE A TERRIBLE WINNER. KING KOH WILL SLAY HIM EVEN IF YOU EVICT HIM ON FRIDAY BYE. xo

(it's not a fan thread yet)

[smudgie]

SAM IS BORING AS **** AND WILL BE A TERRIBLE WINNER. KING KOH WILL SLAY HIM EVEN IF YOU EVICT HIM ON FRIDAY BYE. xo

(it's not a fan thread yet)

:joker::joker::joker:great sense of humor.

[Kyle]

Just one point Josy if you don't mind, if we merge this into the fan thread won't that mean that negative comments aren't allowed?

I want negative comments I wanted this thread to be light hearted and witty and banterful but if we all agreed it would get stale would it not?