The Diner

[Ammi]

..morning Jake..:love:...but I'm just logging out/off out...I hope you're well/everything is good with you and you have a great day, ok....

[Jake.]

Okay Ammi, you have a great day too :love:

[AnnieK]

Morning jake.....:love:

[Jake.]

Heya Annie :love: how's you?

[Jesus.]

Ammi hasn't really logged out - she just hates Jake and can't bear to be near him.

But you didn't hear that from me.

[Jake.]

Thankfully my break ends soon so I won't have to put up with you for much longer

[Jesus.]

I think we should plan a tibb day trip to Jakes burger king.

[Jake.]

No let's not

[Lee.]

Morning ****face, Ammi, Annie and jake :)

[Jesus.]

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1 week today, Lee. You will no longer be a free woman. You will be the possession of an English man. You must be pretty excited?

[Lee.]

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1 week today, Lee. You will no longer be a free woman. You will be the possession of an English man. You must be pretty excited?

I can't actually believe it's only a week away!! :eek:

[Jesus.]

I can't actually believe it's only a week away!! :eek:

How do you think poor Dave feels?

Are you all sorted now? Dresses bought? Black bottles bought? Presents for bridesmaids? Fish paste sandwich buffet ordered? Gina G - just a little bit bought for the first dance back after the buffet? First dance song chosen?

[Lee.]

How do you think poor Dave feels?

Are you all sorted now? Dresses bought? Black bottles bought? Presents for bridesmaids? Fish paste sandwich buffet ordered? Gina G - just a little bit bought for the first dance back after the buffet? First dance song chosen?

I didn't get black bottles.. I had to get wee clear vases :) and no we still haven't made up our mind re the first dance :bored: I think we're going to have to go back to our original choice!

[AnnieK]

Morning! What time you getting married Lee?

[AnnieK]

Heya Annie :love: how's you?

Good thanks Jake...you working then?

[Lee.]

Morning! What time you getting married Lee?

5pm Annie.. We're not doing the full day thing. We're getting married in the middle of the dance floor with everybody seated around us.. Then having one big party with a buffet instead of a meal :)

[Jesus.]

This has to be played otherwise the marriage is automatically null and void. It's the rulz.

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[AnnieK]

5pm Annie.. We're not doing the full day thing. We're getting married in the middle of the dance floor with everybody seated around us.. Then having one big party with a buffet instead of a meal :)

Aw that sounds fab Lee.... Just perfect! :lovedup:

[Jesus.]

If you weren't ginger, you could have been my plus 1, Annie.

[Lee.]

Jesus, I can't see what video that is.. Tell me.

And I really wish you'd go by your real first name on here.. I feel like a twat calling you Jesus!

[Lee.]

Oh it's ok.. I see it now!

[AnnieK]

If you weren't ginger, you could have been my plus 1, Annie.

I'll wear a hat!

[Lee.]

I've included this in my prelude music :laugh:

YEpmUUEkrKM

[Jesus.]

I'll wear a hat!

But I'll still be able to tell when you're getting undressed.

[Jesus.]

Jesus, I can't see what video that is.. Tell me.

And I really wish you'd go by your real first name on here.. I feel like a twat calling you Jesus!

Of all the reasons you've got for feeling like a twat, my name is the least of your worries.

You can call me Harvey, if that's better?

[Lee.]

Yes, Harvey is much better!

[Jesus.]

Anything for you, Lee. What you up to, today?

I need to go and buy food and cat litter. I really am living the dream!

[AnnieK]

Of all the reasons you've got for feeling like a twat, my name is the least of your worries.

You can call me Harvey, if that's better?

:suspect:

[AnnieK]

But I'll still be able to tell when you're getting undressed.

:nono: What kind of a girl do you think I am???




Strictly lights off

[Jesus.]

:suspect:

:suspect: :elephant: :elephant: :hugesmile: :hugesmile: :joker: :joker: :xyxwave: :xyxwave: :xyxwave: :nono: :nono: :nono: :wavey: :wavey: :joker: :devil: :devil: :dance: :shocked:

[Jesus.]

:nono: What kind of a girl do you think I am???




Strictly lights off

But that's never your decision.

[AnnieK]

:suspect: :elephant: :elephant: :hugesmile: :hugesmile: :joker: :joker: :xyxwave: :xyxwave: :xyxwave: :nono: :nono: :nono: :wavey: :wavey: :joker: :devil: :devil: :dance: :shocked:

This just proves my theory that you are not slick enough to carry off Being called Harvey....

[Jesus.]

I've had ginger girlfriends, and if you think a simple thing like turning the lights out avoids the neon ginger lighting effect, then you're mistaken.

[Jesus.]

This just proves my theory that you are not slick enough to carry off Being called Harvey....

:hmph: I'm definitely a Harvey.

[AnnieK]

I've had ginger girlfriends, and if you think a simple thing like turning the lights out avoids the neon ginger lighting effect, then you're mistaken.

It works though...coupled with a shot of mace in the eyes!

[AnnieK]

:hmph: I'm definitely a Harvey.

:pat: of course you are dear

[Jesus.]

:pat: of course you are dear

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[Lee.]

Anything for you, Lee. What you up to, today?

I need to go and buy food and cat litter. I really am living the dream!

I'm just going to do housework and start getting ready for our guests arriving next week :)

[Lee.]

You're names not Harvey!! It's better than calling you Jesus though!

[Jesus.]

You're names not Harvey!! It's better than calling you Jesus though!

Not for my god-sized ego it isn't.

[Lee.]

Very true..

[AnnieK]

I think he's more of a Rupert

[Lee.]

Yes Annie! Rupert definitely suits him! :amazed:

[Jesus.]

I think he's more of a Rupert

Yes Annie! Rupert definitely suits him! :amazed:

http://images.wikia.com/glee/images/5/54/Simon_amstell_buzzcocks_shocked_and_appalled.gif

[Lee.]

.. Or Farquhar!

[Jesus.]

You can farquhar yourself, you farquharing ******.

[Lee.]

:joker:

[Z]

Always struck me as a Simon


But we have weird roleplays so that's just a character

[Jesus.]

Errrrrr, I am here, y'know. Definitely a Harvey, and definitely not a Simon. :hmph:

[AnnieK]

Sssh Rupe....people are talking about you, not to you

[Lee.]

Greg, do you think my children would enjoy Kelvingrove museum?

[Jesus.]

Anything that gets them out of those chains for a couple of hours wouldn't do them any harm.

[T*]

:suspect: :elephant: :elephant: :hugesmile: :hugesmile: :joker: :joker: :xyxwave: :xyxwave: :xyxwave: :nono: :nono: :nono: :wavey: :wavey: :joker: :devil: :devil: :dance: :shocked:

Dear god, you've turned into m21!

[Jesus.]

I wondered why I suddenly couldn't get Josy out of my mind. That'll explain it!

[Z]

Greg, do you think my children would enjoy Kelvingrove museum?

Yeah definitely! There's a huge section about dinosaurs, ancient Egypt, loads of stuff that kids would be into! You could easily spend a couple of hours in there!

[Ammi]

Ammi hasn't really logged out - she just hates Jake and can't bear to be near him.

But you didn't hear that from me.

..I think you got your 'Js' mixed up, I sad Jesus....

Greg, do you think my children would enjoy Kelvingrove museum?

..what's at Kelingrove Museum, Lee..?...

[Jesus.]

Yeah definitely! There's a huge section about dinosaurs, ancient Egypt, loads of stuff that kids would be into! You could easily spend a couple of hours in there!

It may be a museum to you, but it's a childhood to Lee.

[Lee.]

Yeah definitely! There's a huge section about dinosaurs, ancient Egypt, loads of stuff that kids would be into! You could easily spend a couple of hours in there!

Yeah, they loved the National Museum in Edinburgh, and it sounds quite similar :)

..I think you got your 'Js' mixed up, I sad Jesus....



..what's at Kelingrove Museum, Lee..?...

There's a jack Vettriano exhibition there right now which I fancy seeing.. And thought on my week off we could maybe take the kids too :)

[Jesus.]

..I think you got your 'Js' mixed up, I sad Jesus....





I answer to Harvey now, so you must have been talking about another FM.

[Z]

It may be a museum to you, but it's a childhood to Lee.

:laugh3:

[AnnieK]

Yeah definitely! There's a huge section about dinosaurs, ancient Egypt, loads of stuff that kids would be into! You could easily spend a couple of hours in there!

Aw my little boy would LOVE that...

[Z]

Aw my little boy would LOVE that...

Get up the road to Glasgow :D

[AnnieK]

That's one hell of a long road

[Lee.]

It may be a museum to you, but it's a childhood to Lee.

I don't get it :conf:

[Ammi]

Yeah, they loved the National Museum in Edinburgh, and it sounds quite similar :)



There's a jack Vettriano exhibition there right now which I fancy seeing.. And thought on my week off we could maybe take the kids too :)


..oh that sounds like a lovely day out and especially when you don't know what the weather will be like, there's stuff indoors and outside, like Zee said..loads of things for children...

I answer to Harvey now, so you must have been talking about another FM.

...Harvey, wasn't he a big imaginary silly rabbit..?...yeah, I can see the resemblance...

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens9338171module89454881photo_1268342037Rab bit_-_Harvey_the_Rabbi

[T*]

I can't wait for Halloween!

[Z]

That's one hell of a long road

But like you could come and hang out with me and stuff

[Jesus.]

I don't get it :conf:

That's because I presume your siblings got the brains and the looks.

I was implying that ancient times were when your childhood was taking place.

[Z]

That's one hell of a long road

I'll have you know I've met 3 TiBB members and all of them have had their lives enriched by the experience

[T*]

Tibb should do like a meetup!

[Jesus.]

Around the midlands, to make it easy for everyone.

[T*]

Isn't it sad to think the diner will be closing soon? im doing the next ones, bitches!

[Lee.]

That's because I presume your siblings got the brains and the looks.

I was implying that ancient times were when your childhood was taking place.

Oh right

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/luv2luvnelly/00FakeLaugh.gif

[Z]

Around the midlands, to make it easy for everyone.

Whose nickname is The Midlands and just how easy are they?

[Jesus.]

Whose nickname is The Midlands and just how easy are they?

Call me whatever you like for 50p, and there is no one easier than I am.























Except Lee and Annie

[T*]

I need to get round to watching AHS.

[Z]

Call me whatever you like for 50p, and there is no one easier than I am.























Except Lee and Annie

Simon it is then

[Jesus.]

Simon it is then

Not until I see the Bejamins.

[Ammi]

I need to get round to watching AHS.

..have you watched any of the series Tom..?..it is my favourite series, I think you'll like it....

[Lee.]

Simon it is then

I've seen what he looks like and he does not look like a simon. The only name that suits him is *****face... Or bawbag

[Jesus.]

Is that why you're still wringing out your knickers?

[T*]

..have you watched any of the series Tom..?..it is my favourite series, I think you'll like it....

Not yet! gonna start today :amazed:

[Jesus.]

Not yet! gonna start today :amazed:

Start at series one. You don't need to, but I'm glad I watched them in order.

[T*]

Start at series one. You don't need to, but I'm glad I watched them in order.

Okay, will do! I watched a bit of ep1 s1, those twins deserved it! :joker:

[Ammi]

..I still haven't watched series 1, but I loved Asylum..I hope the Coven will be as good but so far that's still my favourite....

[Lee.]

Is that why you're still wringing out your knickers?

Yes.. I often piss myself when I laugh hysterically.

[Jesus.]

We should all chip in and buy you some of these:

http://www.everynappy.co.uk/image/cache/data/molicare-soft-all-in-one/molicare-soft-extra-model-500x500.jpg

[Lee.]

We should all chip in and buy you these..

http://oneamsoundstage.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/44cdb77ce2f6e16b_mini-condoms-preview.jpg

[Jesus.]

Think they might still be too big, do they come in a smaller size?

I thought you may be able to find a use for this?

http://mtspullzone.privat.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/secretceres111.jpg

[Smithy]

omg :cat:

[Niamh.]

http://i40.tinypic.com/svhxdi.gif

[Jesus.]

That moment when you realise a private discussion is actually fairly public.

[Ammi]

http://i40.tinypic.com/svhxdi.gif

..I was thinking what I could say to that, but yours will do nicely so I'll pinch it...

[Ammi]

That moment when you realise a private discussion is actually fairly public.

..indeed...

[Jesus.]

Typical Ammi - jumping on the bandwagon when the teacher shows up.

[Lee.]

Think they might still be too big, do they come in a smaller size?

I thought you may be able to find a use for this?

http://mtspullzone.privat.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/secretceres111.jpg

No, I have absolutely no use for that at all. Thanks anyway. You should ask if any of your exes need it.. It cures infections after all

[Niamh.]

ugh the house is such a mess I really should go tidy it :/

[Ammi]

..I leave it up to the trained staff to deal with you...you're too much of an unpredictable for me and it's beyond my training with difficult behaviour...

[Ammi]

ugh the house is such a mess I really should go tidy it :/

...no don't Niamh, we can have twin houses...enjoy your Saturday instead...

[Lee.]

ugh the house is such a mess I really should go tidy it :/

Same here Niamh! I've planned on a super clean today.. But I'm so comfy and cosy right now! And for once the kids are playing nicely together! :love:

[Jesus.]

ugh the house is such a mess I really should go tidy it :/

An example to all womenfolk.

[AnnieK]

I'm pretty smug as I did all mine this morning....:angel:

[Jesus.]

..I leave it up to the trained staff to deal with you...you're too much of an unpredictable for me and it's beyond my training with difficult behaviour...

http://media.tumblr.com/e4402983af043955dfb51d8be9c524c6/tumblr_inline_ms6ge5QYZp1qz4rgp.gif

[Ammi]

..yeah, they're perfectly prioritised and clever people...

[Niamh.]

An example to all womenfolk.

:nono:

I'm pretty smug as I did all mine this morning....:angel:

Don't rub it in :hmph:

[Ammi]

I'm pretty smug as I did all mine this morning....:angel:

..you are just too perfect Annie..:love:...are you coming to do mine now..?...

http://media.tumblr.com/e4402983af043955dfb51d8be9c524c6/tumblr_inline_ms6ge5QYZp1qz4rgp.gif


..everyone loves you, it just takes trained staff for that 'special handling' though..and the medication....

[Niamh.]

...no don't Niamh, we can have twin houses...enjoy your Saturday instead...

Same here Niamh! I've planned on a super clean today.. But I'm so comfy and cosy right now! And for once the kids are playing nicely together! :love:

I can't even relax in such a state :laugh: Right I'm going to get off my lazy ass now and do it, see you all later :love:

[Jesus.]

Enjoy your duties Niamh. Your ruler and husband will be pleased when he returns from the hunt.

[Ammi]

I can't even relax in such a state :laugh: Right I'm going to get off my lazy ass now and do it, see you all later :love:

..ah ok, I guess you won't feel better until you do...enjoy your afternoon, sort of..:love:...

[Jesus.]

Anyone watch vikings? Season 2 is in March.

[AnnieK]

Anyone watch vikings? Season 2 is in March.

When do you get time to watch all these TV shows? Oh wait, forget it, you're a man and not chained to the kitchen for 23 hours a day!!

[Jesus.]

When do you get time to watch all these TV shows? Oh wait, forget it, you're a man and not chained to the kitchen for 23 hours a day!!

I watch about 3-5 shows a week. Now taking into consideration how busy I am during my work days, I manage to squeeze them in when I can.

I have no idea why you get an hour off, but that needs to stop.

[Ammi]

Anyone watch vikings? Season 2 is in March.

..no, silly question but is it about Vikings..?..serious question though..when/what channel, my OH would love it....

[Lee.]

Anyone watch vikings? Season 2 is in March.

I watched the first episode of S1 and wasn't that impressed tbh.. Although I felt it was going to get better. I might give it another go when I get time. The lead role Viking is very very hot, do it doesn't really matter if it's crap!

[AnnieK]

I watch about 3-5 shows a week. Now taking into consideration how busy I am during my work days, I manage to squeeze them in when I can.

I have no idea why you get an hour off, but that needs to stop.

So I can go to the shops of course.....

[Glenn.]

Afternoon people. It's miserable here :(

[Jesus.]

..no, silly question but is it about Vikings..?..serious question though..when/what channel, my OH would love it....

I think the first season was actually on the history channel. There is definitely a thread about it on here (started by Locke, if I remember correctly)

It is a bit like GoT, but a grittier, more realistic version.

fXOej9DUHJ4

[Jesus.]

Marcus is back online, so all you peasants need to bow down to your leader.

[Marcus.]

aye all
i am back

[Jesus.]

Where have you been?

Who is that guy in your avatar?

[Lee.]

Hello Marcus! :)

[Ammi]

Afternoon people. It's miserable here :(

..Glenn..:love:..yo bro....

I think the first season was actually on the history channel. There is definitely a thread about it on here (started by Locke, if I remember correctly)

It is a bit like GoT, but a grittier, more realistic version.

fXOej9DUHJ4


..that definitely looks like his thing, I'll tell him about it...'I talk to Jesus on the internet and he says.......'...he has just started to watch series 4 of Walking Dead though, so he'll probably watch it later when that's finished...

[Ammi]

..are you back for good, Marcus..?..


...and it's greaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt to see you..:love:...

[Marcus.]

Where have you been?

Who is that guy in your avatar?

1. try to get back forgot passwords but be keeping an eye on here
2. cory monteith (finn) he was on glee and i just seeing he tribue ep so sad :bawling:

[Marcus.]

..are you back for good, Marcus..?..


...and it's greaaaaaaattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt to see you..:love:...

aye ammi i am back
and thank you

[Ammi]

Where have you been?

Who is that guy in your avatar?

..it's Cory Monteith, the Glee actor who died...

[Jesus.]

1. try to get back forgot passwords but be keeping an eye on here
2. cory monteith (finn) he was on glee and i just seeing he tribue ep so sad :bawling:

You should have set up a new account just to say you'd forgotten your password. James would have sorted it out for you.

Is your laptop all fixed now?

[Marcus.]

..it's Cory Monteith, the Glee actor who died...

aye watching the tibuet ep now

[Ammi]

aye ammi i am back
and thank you

..so you're staying, you got your computer problems sorted out..?..

[Marcus.]

You should have set up a new account just to say you'd forgotten your password. James would have sorted it out for you.

Is your laptop all fixed now?

ermmm it not working but i found one that dose

[Ammi]

aye watching the tibuet ep now

..I saw a bit of it last night Marcus...it was quite emotional when 'Rachel' sang....

[Marcus.]

..so you're staying, you got your computer problems sorted out..?..

aye i am back but only till next next monday (holiday)

[Ammi]

ermmm it not working but i found one that dose

..that was handy, finding it Marcus...

[Jesus.]

Where are you going on holiday?

[Marcus.]

..I saw a bit of it last night Marcus...it was quite emotional when 'Rachel' sang....

aye it is

[Marcus.]

Where are you going on holiday?

alton towers scarefest

[Ammi]

aye i am back but only till next next monday (holiday)

..what will happen on Monday..you'll go on holiday and then come back online when you get back..?..

[Ammi]

alton towers scarefest

..ooooo, spooky....

[Marcus.]

..what will happen on Monday..you'll go on holiday and then come back online when you get back..?..


..ooooo, spooky....

aye can not wait like

[Jesus.]

This place has been lacking your leadership, Marcus. Need to whip it into shape.

[AnnieK]

welcome back Marcus....

[Glenn.]

MARCUS!!!! :amazed:

[Ammi]

aye can not wait like

..are you going to be online this evening for the XFactor live show/thread..?...


..Vanessa will be so shocked and excited to see you, she'll probably go into labour....


..(I'm joking, she's not pregnant, it hasn't been that long since you were here..)...

[Marcus.]

MARCUS!!!! :amazed:

welcome back Marcus....

hello glenn and annie

[Glenn.]

We've really missed you Marcus :love:

Are you back for good?

[Marcus.]

..are you going to be online this evening for the XFactor live show/thread..?...


..Vanessa will be so shocked and excited to see you, she'll probably go into labour....


..(I'm joking, she's not pregnant, it hasn't been that long since you were here..)...

:joker:
i was on last night on plugin talking to others

This place has been lacking your leadership, Marcus. Need to whip it into shape.

will do

[Marcus.]

We've really missed you Marcus :love:

Are you back for good?

aye i am glenn
and bliess ya

[Ammi]

:joker:
i was on last night on plugin talking to others

will do


..you little sneaky monkey you...LOL...does Vanessa know that you're back..and oh, Marcus...just in time for TiBB BB..:amazed:...

[Marcus.]

..you little sneaky monkey you...LOL...does Vanessa know that you're back..and oh, Marcus...just in time for TiBB BB..:amazed:...

well i was look at the tibb froum and so they do that so i went and talk to them

aye i think i watch this time
i have a breack for games at mo

[Jesus.]

..you little sneaky monkey you...LOL...does Vanessa know that you're back..and oh, Marcus...just in time for TiBB BB..:amazed:...

Alright Roy Hodgson, calm down.

Hmmm - a joke about the england manager using the word "monkey" in a teamtalk is probably wasted in the diner.

[Marcus.]

Alright Roy Hodgson, calm down.

aye jesus

[AnnieK]

aye jesus

Jesus is now called Rupert Farquar now Marcus....you can call him Rupe for short

[Ammi]

Alright Roy Hodgson, calm down.

Hmmm - a joke about the england manager using the word "monkey" in a teamtalk is probably wasted in the diner.

..and wasted on me..(like most of your jokes..what jokes..?..)... because I don't know who Roy Hodgson is...

[Ammi]

..so Marcus, what have you been doing since the last time we saw you..?...

[Jesus.]

..and wasted on me..(like most of your jokes..what jokes..?..)... because I don't know who Roy Hodgson is...

He's the owl in charge of the england football team.

[Jesus.]

Jesus is now called Rupert Farquar now Marcus....you can call him Rupe for short

Tarquin, dahling. Tarquin.

[Marcus.]

..so Marcus, what have you been doing since the last time we saw you..?...

ermm fished walking group and really looking on here and red cross

Jesus is now called Rupert Farquar now Marcus....you can call him Rupe for short

oh cool

[AnnieK]

Tarquin, dahling. Tarquin.

Apologies...:tongue:

[Ammi]

He's the owl in charge of the england football team.

..why an owl..?...

ermm fished walking group and really looking on here and red cross



oh cool

..have you been away/on holiday or anything..got married..?...

[Marcus.]

..why an owl..?...



..have you been away/on holiday or anything..got married..?...

nah
on hoilday next next monday scarefest alton towers

[AnnieK]

nah
on hoilday next next monday scarefest alton towers

How long you staying for Marcus?

[T*]

Hey Marcus!

[Ammi]

..didn't someone else here go to Alton Towers..was it Lucas..?...

..is this your first time there, Marcus..?...

[Marcus.]

How long you staying for Marcus?

a week
can not wait

[Marcus.]

..didn't someone else here go to Alton Towers..was it Lucas..?...

..is this your first time there, Marcus..?...

no we when 2011 and loved it so we saved up and go again

[Ammi]

...ooo, you're going for a whole week then, you'll get to do/see loads then....are you going with friends/family..?...are you staying in one of their themed hotels on the Alton Tower site..?...

[Marcus.]

...ooo, you're going for a whole week then, you'll get to do/see loads then....are you going with friends/family..?...are you staying in one of their themed hotels on the Alton Tower site..?...

with family and they will do and no just a nomal one

[Ammi]

with family and they will do and no just a nomal one

..aww, it sounds magical Marcus, you'll have the best time, I'm sure....

..Marcus, I have to go and do 'stuff' because I have stuff to do....but you don't go anywhere, ok...now that you're back, we ain't gonna let you go again...THAT WAS THE WORST FEW MONTHS OF MY LIFE, MARCUS....DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPEAR AGAIN...!!!!....lol....you take care and stay cool Marcus, I'll catch you later old chap..:love:....

[Marcus.]

..aww, it sounds magical Marcus, you'll have the best time, I'm sure....

..Marcus, I have to go and do 'stuff' because I have stuff to do....but you don't go anywhere, ok...now that you're back, we ain't gonna let you go again...THAT WAS THE WORST FEW MONTHS OF MY LIFE, MARCUS....DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPEAR AGAIN...!!!!....lol....you take care and stay cool Marcus, I'll catch you later old chap..:love:....

no wrorries i made the computer know my password

[Ammi]

no wrorries i made the computer know my password

..no worries Marcus..no worries now that our great PM is back....no worries at all...:lovedup:....

[Jake.]

Marco!

[Marcus.]

Marco!

jakeo how are you sir

[Jake.]

I'm good ta, how's life been

[Marc]

Marc2!

[Marcus.]

I'm good ta, how's life been

been fab thank you

Marc2!

marc1

[Marc]

Welcome back to the forum mr

[Marcus.]

Welcome back to the forum mr

thank you very much

[Shaun]

marcus :amazed: the best member with 'marc' in their name <3

[Marcus.]

marcus :amazed: the best member with 'marc' in their name <3

thanks shaun

[Marc]

marcus :amazed: the best member with 'marc' in their name <3

SHAUNA is mine. Bitch

[Marcus.]

SHAUNA is mine. Bitch

wowers

[Samm]

welcome back Marcus

[Marcus.]

welcome back Marcus

thank you very much

[Black Dagger]

Hai Marcus :love:

[Vanessa]

Hi everyone! I'm so hungry! :hugesmile::xyxwave:

[Marcus.]

Hi everyone! I'm so hungry! :hugesmile::xyxwave:

oh cool ness

Hai Marcus :love:

thanks bd

[Vanessa]

I'm having some rice and fish. :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

I'm having some rice and fish. :hugesmile:

oh lush ness

[reece(:]

Welcome back marcus, how is Becky?

[Marcus.]

Welcome back marcus, how is Becky?

she ok that was old marcus.
this time lest becky more glee

oh and hi reece

[Vanessa]

I can't believe Stricly and X Factor are on at the same time tonight. :nono:

[reece(:]

she ok that was old marcus.
this time lest becky more glee

oh and hi reece
What a magnificent change of heart :hugesmile:

[Marcus.]

What a magnificent change of heart :hugesmile:

i read while i was away my becky talking on here and was like wowers
so becky (2012) out or as little as poss and glee (2013) in

I can't believe Stricly and X Factor are on at the same time tonight. :nono:

well they do that to make you chose ness

[Vanessa]

i read while i was away my becky talking on here and was like wowers
so becky (2012) out or as little as poss and glee (2013) in



well they do that to make you chose ness

I'll watch Strictly, then X Factor on itv+1. :dance:

[Marcus.]

I'll watch Strictly, then X Factor on itv+1. :dance:

there you go boom sorted ness

[Vanessa]

there you go boom sorted ness

Ashley (Darren) from Hollyoaks is taking part on Strictly. he's so good! :amazed: Have you been watching X Factor?

[Marcus.]

Ashley (Darren) from Hollyoaks is taking part on Strictly. he's so good! :amazed: Have you been watching X Factor?

aye i have ness

[Samm]

Sorry Marcus not a big fan of Glee. I'm having a Curry tonight http://i.imgur.com/opaZi.gif

[Marcus.]

Sorry Marcus not a big fan of Glee. I'm having a Curry tonight http://i.imgur.com/opaZi.gif

no worries sam p

oh nice
what flavor

[Vanessa]

aye i have ness

Who do you like? Me, Luke Friend! :D

[Vanessa]

Sorry Marcus not a big fan of Glee. I'm having a Curry tonight http://i.imgur.com/opaZi.gif

I had a chicken tikka for lunch. Delicious! :lovedup:

[Marcus.]

I had a chicken tikka for lunch. Delicious! :lovedup:

ham sandwich for me yum

[Jesus.]

I've just bitten the inside of my mouth and now I have a massive blood blister. Marcus - as TIBB's pm, what do you suggest I do?

[Marcus.]

I've just bitten the inside of my mouth and now I have a massive blood blister. Marcus - as TIBB's pm, what do you suggest I do?

ermm go to the doctors

[Jesus.]

ermm go to the doctors

On a Saturday evening?

[Lee.]

I've just bitten the inside of my mouth and now I have a massive blood blister. Marcus - as TIBB's pm, what do you suggest I do?

Mustard?

[Jake.]

I'm having a curry from the takeaway :love:

[Jesus.]

Mustard?

I'm still marked from that. I think it'll be permanent.

the wound is in the shape of Jewish head if it was being drawn by a muslim that hated him. I'll upload a picture over the next day or two to show you what I mean.

It's difficult to explain. Basically my scald mark looks like a racist drawing of a Jew.

[AnnieK]

On a Saturday evening?

A & E for sure.....

[AnnieK]

I have a bruised cheekbone.....

[Jesus.]

Next time, do what he asks first time and you can avoid such corrective treatment.

[AnnieK]

Next time, do what he asks first time and you can avoid such corrective treatment.

The he in question is not yet 3, my crime not taking him on enough, the weapon a very small but very hard dragon. Damn he has a good aim...

[Jesus.]

Good boy. The force is strong with this one.

[Marcus.]

so what you going to do

[Jesus.]

I think I'm going to tough it out, Marcus. I need to start acting like a man, not a boy with a blood blister on the inside of his mouth. Your pep talk was just what I needed. Thank you dear leader.

[Marcus.]

no worries

[Lee.]

On the pain scale, I think biting the inside of your mouth has to be up there with standing on a plug in your bare feet

[T*]

Marcus, what would you do if Becky knocked on your door?

[Marcus.]

Marcus, what would you do if Becky knocked on your door?

not say what i do
it me to know and you to never find out

any way its glee in am going mad for
becky aye but glee

ps hope that you did take that rudely
if so sorry

[Jesus.]

On the pain scale, I think biting the inside of your mouth has to be up there with standing on a plug in your bare feet, and reading one of my posts

Fixed it for you.

[Lee.]

Im a total fanny
Fixed yours too :love:

[Marcus.]

Fixed yours too :love:

boom :joker:

[Jesus.]

Fixed yours too :love:

That's what I love about you.























Absolutely nothing.

[Lee.]

You lie

[Kazanne]

aye all
i am back

Hello Marcus ,nice to see you back.:xyxwave:

[Marcus.]

Hello Marcus ,nice to see you back.:xyxwave:

hello kazy
thanks very much

[Jesus.]

I need to go and pick up my dinner in a bit. Don't let me forget, Lee.

[Lee.]

What are you having Harvey?

[Jesus.]

Mixed Tikka grill, mushroom Pilau rice, some rotti, lamb deshi gosht, and some Tarkha Dahl. With an onion Kulcha naan.

It's not just for now, I'll have half for my lunch tomorrow.

[Lee.]

Mixed Tikka grill, mushroom Pilau rice, some rotti, lamb deshi gosht, and some Tarkha Dahl. With an onion Kulcha naan.

It's not just for now, I'll have half for my lunch tomorrow.

Hmm.. I think I love tarkha Dahl.. Is that black lentils in double cream etc?

[T*]

I had an indian tonight :amazed:

[Vanessa]

Hi Cuda! Are you watching X Factor? :xyxwave:

[Ammi]

I had an indian tonight :amazed:

..:amazed:...was it lovely..?...

[Lee.]

I hope Harvey remembered to go pick up his dinner!

[T*]

Yes, I had a korma! :amazed: And vanessa, I'm not really an Xfactor fan lol. :D

[AnnieK]

I missed most of xfactor :sad:

[Vanessa]

I missed most of xfactor :sad:

Hi Annie! Great show tonight! :hugesmile:

[AnnieK]

Hi Annie! Great show tonight! :hugesmile:

Hey Vanessa!

I'll catch it tomorrow...

[Ammi]

I hope Harvey remembered to go pick up his dinner!

...did you remind him lol..?...actually he must have because he only hushes up when his mouth is full...

I missed most of xfactor :sad:

...aww, you can watch it tomorrow afternoon Annie..you and Matthew bonding over the XFactor ....

[Jesus.]

Dinner was remembered and has been funneled down my throat till I can't move. I feel like this guy:

lhbHTjMLN5c

Start at 1:21 if you want to avoid the really disgustingly difficult to watch stuff.

[AnnieK]

...did you remind him lol..?...actually he must have because he only hushes up when his mouth is full...



...aww, you can watch it tomorrow afternoon Annie..you and Matthew bonding over the XFactor ....

Yeah....the weather is meant to be shocking tomorrow so we are planning a jama day with a games, jigsaw, movie marathon....living the dream there

[Ammi]

Dinner was remembered and has been funneled down my throat till I can't move. I feel like this guy:

lhbHTjMLN5c

Start at 1:21 if you want to avoid the really disgustingly difficult to watch stuff.

..very attractive, and you're single because..??????...I've seen that movie, it is quite funny...much better than the scene in S7even....

Yeah....the weather is meant to be shocking tomorrow so we are planning a jama day with a games, jigsaw, movie marathon....living the dream there

..actually that does sound like a dream day, I'll be there in my pjs tomorrow with popcorn and snakes and ladders...

[Samm]

I had an indian tonight :amazed:

I did to I had a korma

[AnnieK]

..very attractive, and you're single because..??????...I've seen that movie, it is quite funny...much better than the scene in S7even....



..actually that does sound like a dream day, I'll be there in my pjs tomorrow with popcorn and snakes and ladders...

You'd be more than welcome Ammi...:love: I'll warn you though...Matthew is a cheat

[Ammi]

You'd be more than welcome Ammi...:love: I'll warn you though...Matthew is a cheat

....haha, I like his style Annie..it's not really cheating, it's just showing a competitive side and determination..with you it would be cheating though of course, but with Matthew it's just an added loveliness to his personality..LOL...

[Lee.]

Omg ! I should be doing my table plans for next week, but instead I'm lying on the couch eating crisps :/

[Smithy]

preparing for married life i see lee

[Marc]

Omg ! I should be doing my table plans for next week, but instead I'm lying on the couch eating crisps :/

Crisps > Your wedding day

[Ammi]

..how many guests are coming to the wedding, Lee..?...

[Lee.]

preparing for married life i see lee
:shocked: I've even got trackie bottoms on!
Crisps > Your wedding day
Crisps > everything
..how many guests are coming to the wedding, Lee..?...
151 Ammi :/