I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2013 main chat thread

[Brother Leon]

No real lookers this series.

[T*]

A free cinema pass worth £120? I think that's just enough for a box of popcorn!

[Ammi]

..I can see that I'm not going to get into this series..it doesn't help that I hardly know anyone....

[Brother Leon]

Giggs got it before being publicly humiliated and who even is Paul Scholes?

Sir Alex Ferguson is a legend though.

Why did I even bother replying to you.


Jesus :joker:

and Giggs hasn't humiliated himself at all. Will forever go down as a legend and hero to millions.

[Amy Jade]

No real lookers this series.
ermmm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fUIpEwdOAiI/UbYIYPBFlmI/AAAAAAAAPD4/Gb-Ske-5Tvs/s640/Amy-Willerton-04.jpg

[reece(:]

Bored of Ant & Dec already

[T*]

My ipad is on the side of the sofa :o

[Shaun]

:joker: don't just watch the nads, eat them

[Brother Leon]

She's any generic model tbh.

[Samm]

That bush turker trial :worship:

[reece(:]

Obvs going to be Essex and Chas doing it.

[reece(:]

Lol @ the numbers being ******ed up :joker:

[Shaun]

oh dear, already messed up

[Jake.]

Bored of Ant & Dec already

I have been for the past 3 years

[Nemo123]

Why did I even bother replying to you.


Jesus :joker:

and Giggs hasn't humiliated himself at all. Will forever go down as a legend and hero to millions.

Put a big black spot against with his superinjunction attempt

[Samm]

:laugh: the numbers

[reece(:]

Lol @ Dec being told in the earpiece it ******ed up and him messing up :laugh3:

[zakman440]

Sleeping Bags!

[Samm]

Diva David :worship:

[Shaun]

Ant & Dec are the only thing saving this show

[Nemo123]

I have been for the past 3 years
I remember years ago they were put on some comedy quiz show as one contestant.

[reece(:]

David is screaming 1st evictee to me.

[Jake.]

is Joey saying that he's going to stay in the jungle permanently :amazed:

[Samm]

Ant & Dec are the only thing saving this show

.

[Jordan.]

remember the year they caught a rat and ate it :love:

[Shaun]

David is screaming 1st evictee to me.

I'd be very surprised if he isn't.

[Jake.]

remember the year they caught a rat and ate it :love:

And twenty mums called ofcom :love:

[Samm]

I don't know why people are scared of rates

[Saph]

we use those green tick removers on our dog :laugh:

[Nemo123]

Ant & Dec are the only thing saving this show
Ant and Dec have won some ITV popularity contest for the last 12 years. It must be the Geordie vote.

[Shaun]

who ate the rat again? I remember it happening but not who did it

[Nemo123]

I don't know why people are scared of rates

They're very expensive!

[Saph]

who ate the rat again? I remember it happening but not who did it

Gino and some other guy I think

[Jake.]

who ate the rat again? I remember it happening but not who did it

Gino I think?

[Saph]

Fatima shade

[Samm]

Janice year is the best year and still the best year

[reece(:]

Chas doesn't want roaches up her nunny...

[Saph]

Janice year is the best year and still the best year

IA

[reece(:]

Fatima shade
This will not be tolerated

[T*]

I hope there are some nude celebs this year http://www.rigsofrods.com/images/smilies/derp.png

[Jake.]

I hope there are some nude celebs this year http://www.rigsofrods.com/images/smilies/derp.png

Yeah same I can't wait for Big Mo to strip off

[Samm]

David going nude last year :love:

[reece(:]

"Technical problems" .. ITV will ****** anything up to cadge a few more votes.

[Ammi]

..I would die right there in the helicopter if they whirled it around like that...

[Saph]

David going nude last year :love:

who :s

[Amy Jade]

Jealous girls getting their phones out voting Amy possibly :(

[Samm]

who :s

David haye

[Amy Jade]

Jurassic Park music <3

[reece(:]

Big Mo running :joker:

[reece(:]

David haye
http://i.minus.com/iOVrjkJ7vsLBl.gif

[Saph]

David haye

ohh I forgot about him

I want to see some dick this year though

[smudgie]

I am quite liking everyone so far.

[reece(:]

Amy looks loads like Ashley Roberts

[reece(:]

ohh I forgot about him

I want to see some dick this year though
There will be plenty of kangaroo's

[GypsyGoth]

This should be good :amazed:

[Amy Jade]

ohh I forgot about him

I want to see some dick this year though
http://25.media.tumblr.com/da8a6b356fe2a77bf9bdf2c6053eaf07/tumblr_mw5hbnhs9k1qebvpko1_500.jpg

[Samm]

ohh I forgot about him

I want to see some dick this year though

The only dick I want to see is joey the rest of the men :yuk:

[Jake.]

Amy looks loads like Ashley Roberts

She does a tad actually

[Nemo123]

What I'd like to know is when this bit that's is being cut in now was filmed? Obviously ages ago.

[reece(:]

Red team have this in the bag

[zakman440]

:bored: Snake Rock and Croc Creek again then...

[james130]

like Dec's new hair tbf. :idc:

[Samm]

Matt is this years pussy then

[reece(:]

:bored: Snake Rock and Croc Creek again then...
This was discovered days ago

[T*]

I hope that the final is like in the week of December because I hate not having my Xmas decor up when it's the final :(

[reece(:]

C'monnn Big Mo!!

[Jake.]

:joker:

[Ammi]

..oh, David and Laila are quite a good match...

[Jake.]

They got lucky

[Saph]

Mo has this in the bag https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash1/s48x48/187926_394039363965431_326225067_q.jpg

[Natalie.]

I hope that the final is like in the week of December because I hate not having my Xmas decor up when it's the final :(

If its not put a bit of tinsel in your room

[reece(:]

Even the cast are calling her Mo :worship:

[Drew.]

she gets my vote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCr_bTECAAEuFuK.jpg

[Jake.]

Mo :worship:

[Samm]

I ****ing hate them creatures

[Nemo123]

I'd like a time and date in the corner of the screen that tells you when what you're watching was filmed. Or Ant and Dec to say, this is one we prepared earlier.

[GypsyGoth]

I ****ing hate them creatures

Yea I don;t think the snakes would be as bad.

[reece(:]

Big Mo being the top trend on twitter
http://i.minus.com/ibdIRyFYYb4Jyl.gif

[Samm]

Yea I don;t think the snakes would be as bad.

I don't mind snakes that much

[Saph]

I hate these argos aliens

[Samm]

I hate these argos aliens

:laugh:

[Amy Jade]

I miss Helen Flannigan :(

[Jordan.]

Not here for Mo, she was disappointing on Dancing On Ice so don't expect much of her on this either.

[Samm]

When Fatima getting crock roach up her nose :laugh3:

[Jake.]

Amy should walk this

[Saph]

When Fatima getting crock roach up her nose :laugh3:

:laugh:

[reece(:]

Amy has got this ! :love:

[Amy Jade]

Not here for Mo, she was disappointing on Dancing On Ice so don't expect much of her on this either.
DOI is more performance based, she'll shine here where its 90% personality based i think

[Samm]

Don't watch eastenders so don't know who big mo is

[Saph]

Snakes is an easy one

[reece(:]

Don't watch eastenders so don't know who big mo is
You must if you know she's from EastEnders :suspect:

[Drew.]

bet people thought Amy would be a typical scared ****less model

[smudgie]

Anything but snakes.
My biggest phobia:bawling:

[Brother Leon]

Get in Yellow>>

[reece(:]

Not Amy and Big Mo being slain by two lessors.

[Amy Jade]

Amy worked wirh Rylan and Katie Price for months, snakes crawling on her will be a walk in the park in comparison.

[Saph]

Matthews annoying me already

[smudgie]

:dance: Team yellow.

[GypsyGoth]

I think fear helped to focus his mind.

[Jake.]

Matthew winning :L

[Ammi]

..even Matthew did really well in that...

[Nemo123]

I can't buy into this. There's no funny people. It's not remotely live. Nothing spontaneous can happen in a recorded show.

[Kazanne]

Don't watch eastenders so don't know who big mo is

She is Gary Oldmans sister

[Samm]

You must if you know she's from EastEnders :suspect:

I know she is from eastenders because it said on the line up

[reece(:]

Amy worked wirh Rylan and Katie Price for months, snakes crawling on her will be a walk in the park in comparison.
The drag :joker:

[GypsyGoth]

Ahhhhh :eek:

[Jordan.]

DOI is more performance based, she'll shine here where its 90% personality based i think

True but she could have atleast been the joke act, she was quite dull and flopped out in the 2nd week

[Samm]

She is Gary Oldmans sister

Who is Gary :joker:

[Jake.]

The red team are ****

[armand.kay]

Amy with snakes <3
http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn11/bezarker/fab06938.gif

[GypsyGoth]

Who is Gary :joker:

Sirius Black from Harry Potter.

[Jake.]

Getting scorpions would be the worst

[Kazanne]

Who is Gary :joker:

he's an actor,have you really never heard of him?:joker:

[Jake.]

Sirus Black from Harry Potter.

:o didn't realise that!

[Samm]

Sirius Black from Harry Potter.

:laugh:

[Jake.]

I'm cringing too much

[smudgie]

I had half my heel lanced off with a scorpion sting.:bawling:

[reece(:]

Al is owning this!!!

[Samm]

Red team are rubbish

[Brother Leon]

Yellow :worship:

[Ammi]

..yay, Alfonso..:love:..

[GypsyGoth]

The rejects are doing great :D

[T*]

If I landed on spiders I'd probably die

[Kazanne]

I had half my heel lanced off with a scorpion sting.:bawling:

Ew,smudgie,they are my most feared thing

[Jake.]

The rejects are doing great :D

LOL

[Brother Leon]

Joey the pathetic Red Team's last hope :worship:

[Drew.]

Lucy better destroy him

[reece(:]

Joey using this challenge to showcase why the public should vote him for more :rolleyes:

[Jake.]

Lizards>

[Saph]

aw those lizards are cute

[Samm]

:joker:

[Drew.]

oh no

[T*]

I'd be fine with lizards, they're cute :love:

[smudgie]

Ew,smudgie,they are my most feared thing

Snakes are worse, but I must admit, the scorpion hurt more than the snake bite.

[Jordan.]

The lizards are easy

[Ammi]

..I really wouldn't mind lizards..

[reece(:]

Lizards aren't bad...

[Jake.]

Fair play to Lucy actually

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[armand.kay]

Was that shade from dec "but he still needs to complete the puzzle tho"

[reece(:]

Alfonso helping him :worship:

[Brother Leon]

**** that. I'm taking every meal we can get lol

[Kazanne]

Snakes are worse, but I must admit, the scorpion hurt more than the snake bite.

How did you manage to get both!!?:shocked:

[Ammi]

..Joey Essex..:joker:..someone show him the puzzle, please..

[Drew.]

:laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

Joey reminds me of Brian Belo.

[Jamesy]

Aww, I'd be picking up those lizards and talking to them!

[reece(:]

Dull Kian's idea

[Samm]

Looks like where getting no arguments :rolleyes:

[Samm]

Stupid kian trying to make it a happy place

[smudgie]

How did you manage to get both!!?:shocked:

Living in Africa and running about bare foot.
Not uncommon to be honest.

[Ammi]

Joey reminds me of Brian Belo.

..a dim version...

[armand.kay]

Amy :lovedup:

[reece(:]

Stupid kian trying to make it a happy place
Get him out before the fashion designer.

[GypsyGoth]

..a dim version...

:laugh:

[reece(:]

nnnnnnnnn not them lighting a fire with a tamponhttp://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ea2a4fdb.gif

[Kazanne]

Living in Africa and running about bare foot.
Not uncommon to be honest.

Ah right,sounds a bit dangerous ,but how exciting to live there

[Nemo123]

Joey reminds me of Brian Belo.

they are both clowns.

[smudgie]

Ah right,sounds a bit dangerous ,but how exciting to live there

Yeah, It was great at the time.
I would be terrified now .:joker:

[Saph]

I hope Khia is a late entry to camp

[reece(:]

I hope Khia is a late entry to camp
I suspect 2 females will enter in a few days.... hope her and Hazel

[Jake.]

I'm sick of all of this supermarket comparison shade

[Nemo123]

I hope Khia is a late entry to camp
I hope cholera is.

[Samm]

I hope k&k have a late entry

[Jordan.]

I hope cholera is.

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

was them things frozen fish fingers buns?

[T*]

I hope hazel goes in

[reece(:]

Hope Kian is foreshadowing his early demise.

[Jake.]

Amy reminds me of Cindy Beale a bit

[Samm]

Warming to Becky

[Amy Jade]

Theres the nudity you guys wanted earlier...enjoy

[Saph]

how come every year we have some old over weight person flop into the pool

[reece(:]

Alfonso's new dance :worship:

[King Gizzard]

Always wondered, that pool must definitely be fake

[Drew.]

how come every year we have some old over weight person flop into the pool

you wanted dick, you've got dick

[Samm]

The tampon worked

[T*]

Liked Rebecca from the start

[Saph]

you wanted dick, you've got dick

I'm not disappointed

[Shaun]

Becky's tampon saving the series

[Jordan.]

Bear Grylls invented the tampon fire tho

[Amy Jade]

Matthew V's who?

[Jake.]

you wanted dick, you've got dick

I'm not disappointed

:joker:

[Jake.]

Not suprised lol

[reece(:]

Matthew or David.... *noty*

[Jordan.]

:amazed: not Joey

[Ammi]

..ughh, he's going to get voted for everything...

[Samm]

Matt being this years target :laugh3:

[T*]

Bear Grylls invented the tampon fire tho

Better drink my own piss

[reece(:]

Joey v Matthew then......

[Jordan.]

oh wait cause he's on the other team

[Drew.]

:joker: Joey is too much

[Saph]

I thought it finished at half past :suspect:

[zakman440]

:joker: 'look, it's snowing...'

[Jake.]

I hate him, such a knob

[reece(:]

Celine getting dat promo!

[Jake.]

As if he believes it's actually snowing..

[T*]

"LOOK ITS SNOWING"
Is he that much of an idiot?

[Jake.]

Celine getting dat promo!

#17 on iTunes tho

[Nemo123]

Iceland sponsors I'm A Celebrity. Now we know what's in their food.

[reece(:]

#17 on iTunes tho
Coming for that top 15http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

[T*]

Iceland sponsors I'm A Celebrity. Now we know what's in their food.

2014 Camel Testicle Scandal

[Samm]

The sainsburys Xmas adds :love:

[reece(:]

The show ends in 5 minutes.... GL ITV.

[Saph]

Coming for that top 15http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

celine coming for jessies wig

[Jake.]

Coming for that top 15http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/ed2305b7.png

[Amy Jade]

eww they actually sell I'm A Celeb lollipops with bugs and worms in the middle.

why!?

[Thotmas]

watching on plus 1 and lol Joey's scream and face. :joker:

[Shaun]

eww they actually sell I'm A Celeb lollipops with bugs and worms in the middle.

why!?

they've been a novelty item for ages in the US, I remember my friend brought some back when she went to Nevada (orange lollipops with scorpions in them)

[Nemo123]

eww they actually sell I'm A Celeb lollipops with bugs and worms in the middle.

why!?

Iceland sells them?!

[Samm]

Here comes the storm

[T*]

eww they actually sell I'm A Celeb lollipops with bugs and worms in the middle.

why!?

You mean tequilix?
They're so good! (no I didn't have the tequila flavour one before you ask)

[Saph]

hailing in australia in the middle of summer? :suspect:

[reece(:]

That fashion designer is so lulzy.

[Brother Leon]

"Is it safe to come out?" :joker:

[Jake.]

That fashion designer is so lulzy.

this years Rosemary

[Saph]

"ooh thas a lavly bag"

[reece(:]

Fry the sh*t out of it :joker:

[Samm]

"Oh that's a lovey bag" :joker:

[reece(:]

this years Rosemary
I don't think he can reach goddess Rosemary's level

[Samm]

David <3

[T*]

Iceland sells them?!

No, it's not accosiated with IAC or Iceland, they're called tequilix lollipops
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bAIZPjDtT_Q/S1iAxzN6pzI/AAAAAAAAEgo/v8nCieZW1gc/s400/candy4_1563555i.jpg

[reece(:]

So predictable it's going to be Joey

[Natalie.]

It's Joey lol so obvious

[Shaun]

ah my gawd drop me aaaaaaaht

[Jordan.]

So predictable it's going to be Joey

every night

[Saph]

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash1/s48x48/187926_394039363965431_326225067_q.jpg

[Samm]

Joey V Matt then

[Jake.]

I don't think he can reach goddess Rosemary's level

He can try though http://i.imgur.com/NDCMgz2s.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

No surprise that the two who acted up the most get picked.

[reece(:]

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Amy would've been sooo much better :bored:

[Nemo123]

You mean tequilix?
They're so good! (no I didn't have the tequila flavour one before you ask)

Tequilla was my first thought too.

[T*]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bca4435136968752b0d311211e29fa0b/tumblr_mv6qvgBoR01rnjdzho4_400.gif

[reece(:]

every night
Kill me now.

[Natalie.]

go on big mo tell joey some wisdom

[smudgie]

Hahaha..at least you are gonna eat:joker:

[Amy Jade]

they've been a novelty item for ages in the US, I remember my friend brought some back when she went to Nevada (orange lollipops with scorpions in them)
Seriously??

did you try them?

[Nemo123]

every night

Joey will win this. No doubt. Put your wedge on it!

[reece(:]

Not arsed to watch the IAC Extra

[Shaun]

Seriously??

did you try them?

yeah, they were just normal lollipops LOL... I binned it before I got to the centre though

[Nemo123]

News now. Google to announce 100,000 banned search terms.

[reece(:]

News now. Google to announce 100,000 banned search terms.
:suspect:

-goes to Bing-

[Saph]

:suspect:

-goes to Bing-

:suspect:

tell me what you find out

[Nemo123]

:suspect:

-goes to Bing-

Bing is a search engine?

I hate the idea of censorship on the internet. Where does it end?

[reece(:]

Bing is the Xtra Factor to Google's X Factor.

[Jemal]

Tbh dont get the joey hate.
Hes a good lad

[Drew.]

most of the Essex lot are bad.. but this woman is the worst, this means she'll be on the show for a while :idc:

[reece(:]

Tbh dont get the joey hate.
Hes a good lad
.......

[Saph]

omg I want to just push this comedian over the edge of the set into the abyss

[Jack_]

Decent opener tbf

Matthew is the star of the show already, and Steve's surprising me so far he's been quite funny

Missing Queen Helen though :(

[Jack_]

I hope "lets get ready to jungle" dies after this ep

It better do, 'get me out of hereeeeee' is the classic opener