I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2013 main chat thread

[michael21]

i looking forward to this years show who are going to be the main starts of the show and why

[joe199998293]

I just cant wait to see my Joey with his shirt off...

http://i1.cdnds.net/12/35/618x929/50_shades_towie_1.jpg

[Samm]

Yum

[Samm]

http://www.mycelebrityfashion.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/joey-essex-1312889509.jpg

[Black Dagger]

Can we not.

He's a ****ing bellend. I'll give up after 4 days, tonight is already all about him.

[Samm]

I don't watch Only way is Essex but I love his Personality

[Vanessa]

Joey! hell yes! Give me my eye candy! :amazed::evilgrin:

[Jordan.]

Can we not.

He's a ****ing bellend. I'll give up after 4 days, tonight is already all about him.

[2] .

[Black Dagger]

What is there to love about some tedious knob pretending he's thick as pig ****? He's not that stupid, people need to realise it already, instead of thinking he's hilarious.

See he's already annoying me and it's not even started.

[joe199998293]

What is there to love about some tedious knob pretending he's thick as pig ****? He's not that stupid, people need to realise it already, instead of thinking he's hilarious.

See he's already annoying me and it's not even started.

He's hot, as seen above. He 'makes me winkie expand'

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:

[reece(:]

Joey is one of those people that only gets fans because of their "unique, well SXC xo" look.

[joe199998293]

Joey and Rebecca are the only ones I know going in. I know Joey because I love TOWIE, and I know her from London 2012.

[Black Dagger]

He's hot, as seen above. He 'makes me winkie expand'

He's not hot, and the imbecilic act just makes him even uglier :hmph:

[joe199998293]

Rebecca will be good at the underwater tasks :amazed:

That's what I thought, but apparently she's scared to go In the water because she doesn't know what's under there.

[reece(:]

I wish we could ditch Dr Bob for Dr Ramona <3
http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx84/CodeRed103/doc.jpg

[joe199998293]

Apparently Joey is team captain for the Red team and Alfonso is captain for the yellow team. If im right, the people who get to the helicopter get the good camp (crock creek)?

[Jack_]

I'm looking forward to the links

[reece(:]

Really hyped for Alfonso and Big Mo to slay
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZS3PbtIIAEPYXs.jpg

[joe199998293]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/1tumblr_lgp6q5NhE21qcjtu8o1_500.gif

[Jack.]

He's not hot, and the imbecilic act just makes him even uglier :hmph:

The face is :yuk: but the body is nice.

[reece(:]

Alfonso needs to take this home. :idc:

[Samm]

Lots of bores in this year though

[joe199998293]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lls099wHhY1qg701jo1_500.gif

[reece(:]

Let's go go go

[Samm]

Here we go I hope it does not flop

[Saph]

I hope they dont split the camp this year

[Samm]

I hope they dont split the camp this year

They are

[Saph]

They are

ughhh its so overdone

[reece(:]

Snake Rock/Croc Creek are back....

:joker:

[Drew.]

right, i need to stick to IAC this year

[reece(:]

I'm sure an immunity challenge will be back to save half of the cast from the first vote too... :laugh:

[Samm]

I think Joey is doing the first task

[Saph]

Joey will be voted to do all the tasks :/

no one will beat Queen Janice's record

[T*]

:amazed: it's on nowwww

[Saph]

ew snails

[T*]

Is snail 4 dead

[reece(:]

Let's go Carlton and Big Mo

[Samm]

Omg Queen Janice :worship:

[Jake.]

The Channel 5 editing D:

[Drew.]

You'd be ****ed with Joey on you're team

[Natalie.]

Big Mo!!

[T*]

I hope Joey is a big baby

[Samm]

The Channel 5 editing D:

:joker:

[Saph]

I hope "lets get ready to jungle" dies after this ep

[T*]

And my official Christmas countdown starts in 3...2...1

[Samm]

:( this years cast

[reece(:]

"What a lineup..."

yeah

[Saph]

million selling pop singer? :suspect:

[Natalie.]

Sounds like they're swearing saying country, haven't realised that before

[Jake.]

Can't wait for the next three weeks of the Joey Essex show

[T*]

:( this years cast

Better than last years

[T*]

Well he looks like a bellend

[Brother Leon]

I wanted Joey and Alfonso on the same team ffs. Form a dream team.

[Saph]

who?

[Samm]

Better than last years

Wtf last years cast was one off the best

[Samm]

Lucy :love: the only one I like :worship:

[Natalie.]

Go on chaz

[Drew.]

here he is

[reece(:]

Steve:worship:

why has Chas signed up if she doesn't like any of it?

[Ammi]

..Alfonso..:worship:..

[Amy Jade]

3 weeks of Carlton being lame and the boys on here pretending he's a dude

Lucy P or Amy to win <3

[Natalie.]

Alfonso pls do not disappoint

[T*]

Weren't there rumours that Alfonso died ages ago

[Jake.]

The runner up right here

[Saph]

whos chas?

[reece(:]

Alfonso :worship:

[Saph]

3 weeks of Carlton being lame and the boys on here pretending he's a dude



tbh

[Drew.]

LOL

[Samm]

Lucy sounds like a complete bitch I love her

[Natalie.]

Chas is Lucy

[Jordan.]

bleurgh

[Amy Jade]

whos chas?
Chas Dingle from Emmerdale

[T*]

Joey is famous for being famous :idc:

[reece(:]

Joey Twattex

[Jake.]

Yes Joey you really are fighting back at that stereotype

[reece(:]

Confrontate **** OFFFFFF

[Samm]

Joey or Lucy to win xxx

[Brother Leon]

Confrontate :laugh:

[Samm]

Nice twist

[Shaun]

oh wow an essex zelebrity mispronouncing a word how very new, how very un-brian belo

[Natalie.]

Who would want Joey to rescue you

[smudgie]

Team Chaz:dance:

[Drew.]

Lucy will be great

[Kazanne]

Team Chaz:dance:

Yes,me too:hugesmile:

[Samm]

Always love when they do skydiving

[Jake.]

Lucy will be great

This

[Amy Jade]

Still gutted Vicky Pattinson is not on the show :(

http://31.media.tumblr.com/191845c3d7eee61252b5abc8b1ef272c/tumblr_mlwvqz7GS31rwowhzo1_500.gif

[Saph]

1 day someones gonna die on this show and it will be axed

[Ammi]

Lucy will be great

...who is Lucy..?..is that the brunette on there...

[Jordan.]

Yellow team http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif

[GypsyGoth]

I think Will Smith's friend is my fave out of those 4.

[Samm]

Lucy will be great

[2]

[Drew.]

...who is Lucy..?..is that the brunette on there...

Yeah, the queen of Emmerdale

[Shaun]

1 day someones gonna die on this show and it will be axed

is it morbid that I'd actually think that's the first time the show's been interesting since 2007?

[T*]

If Joey wins my faith in humanity has died

[reece(:]

Yellow team http://a.mod-site.net/s/appl.gif
:worship:

[Nemo123]

1 day someones gonna die on this show and it will be axed
Hopefully it's Ant and Dec.

[Saph]

is it morbid that I'd actually think that's the first time the show's been interesting since 2007?

yes but it would also be true :laugh:

[T*]

Remember when that woman broke her hip on this when she skydived

[T*]

1 day someones gonna die on this show and it will be axed

They have like the best safety so I doubt it

[Jordan.]

ngl someone dying or atleast near death would spice the show up a bit

[Amy Jade]

Good job there is somebody strapped to them, dozy Joey would forget to pull the parachute chord on his own

[Vanessa]

I don't think i could do this. I'm too much of a chicken. :o

[Jake.]

ngl someone dying or atleast near death would spice the show up a bit

:joker:

[Jake.]

I want a jungle birth

[GypsyGoth]

I don't think i could do this. I'm too much of a chicken. :o

Same.

[zakman440]

I can tell straight away that there are producers from Big Brother working on this.

[Samm]

Go on Lucy

[Brother Leon]

Need to do this one day before I die lol

[reece(:]

Out falls Chas

[Ammi]

Yeah, the queen of Emmerdale

..she doesn't like the outdoors/activity at all, so she agreed to do a reality show in the rain forest with 'active' trials..but she hates media *****s...:bored:..

[Vanessa]

Need to do this one day before I die lol

Someone would need to push me. I wouldn't jump! :joker:

[Samm]

:joker:

[reece(:]

Oh FFS drama queen Joey .... :bored:

[Natalie.]

Alfonso's like what have I got myself in to

[Drew.]

..she doesn't like the outdoors/activity at all, so she agreed to do a reality show in the rain forest with 'active' trials..but she hates media *****s...:bored:..

Yeah iv not worked that one out either.. Either way she'll be a good laugh in there

[T*]

I Actually want to buy the bush tucker trial game

[Amy Jade]

..she doesn't like the outdoors/activity at all, so she agreed to do a reality show in the rain forest with 'active' trials..but she hates media *****s...:bored:..

She's probably getting paid handsomely and let's be honest, what a fun adventure!

i'd do it for free tbh

[Glenn.]

They used music from Harry Potter in that segment :suspect:

I hope they paid relevant copyrights :idc:

[reece(:]

Waiting for Big Mo and Amy to steal some spotlight....

[T*]

Why can't the sponsorship ads be all Christmassy like their Christmas ad instead of having a Geordie woman shouting over a party platter :idc:

[Jake.]

Big Mo>

[Nemo123]

They balls up any notion of it being live by showing some of the trials in the opening.

[zakman440]

He's really, really, really, really, really nervous.

[Amy Jade]

Bored of this sky diving stuff, where are Big Mo and Amy?

[reece(:]

Big Mo>
:worship:

[Nemo123]

He's really, really, really, really, really nervous.

Really?

[Ammi]

...ahhh, well done, Alfonso...:love:..

[Saph]

I miss Kerry on the Iceland ads :/ "thats why moms go ta iceland"

[Samm]

Starting to like Lucy even more I though I would not like her but I do :amazed:

[Kazanne]

LOL,I'de love to do this,preferable strapped to a nice fella !!!

[zakman440]

Really?

Really. Really, really, really, really.

[Shaun]

have they really stretched 25 minutes out of 4 people parachuting

[Ammi]

They balls up any notion of it being live by showing some of the trials in the opening.

..I didn't see the opening, is that not when the staff are doing them/trying them out..?...

[Samm]

Yep

[Natalie.]

LOL,I'de love to do this,preferable strapped to a nice fella !!!

Mr Butler?

[T*]

I imagined that morrisons were gonna sponsor it this year as well

[Saph]

they can manipulate the editing so easily with different music

[Drew.]

:joker:

[zakman440]

Here comes #TeamJoeyHaHaLolxo.

[reece(:]

Can the man on Joey's back not just detach and shove him out head first?

[Black Dagger]

CUT HIS CORD, MAKE HIM GO SPLAT xo.

[Jordan.]

Can the guy on his back take one for the team and not open the parachute

[Samm]

This music :bored:

[T*]

Skydiving is one of those things that I really want to do but don't at the same time

[Natalie.]

:laugh:

[Nemo123]

..I didn't see the opening, is that not when the staff are doing them/trying them out..?...

Staff? I only saw the celebs. I thought I was watching highlights of last year.

[Jake.]

:worship:

Stan :worship:

[Samm]

Time to find everyone else

[Brother Leon]

Yellow>Red

pls confirm.

[Drew.]

Yellow>Red

pls confirm.

for now.. they need to pick some good members

[smudgie]

Yeah iv not worked that one out either.. Either way she'll be a good laugh in there

Yellow>Red

pls confirm.

Confirm

[Kazanne]

Mr Butler?

:amazed:the only time I'de want to land on something hard!!!:joker:Oh my

[Nemo123]

I think the most important thing in RTV is that it's live, that's why I've never bought into this.

[smudgie]

:amazed:the only time I'de want to land on something hard!!!:joker:Oh my

Eeeeeeeeeehhhhh :joker::joker::joker:

[Samm]

Yellow team wins

[reece(:]

Yellow>Red

pls confirm.
Confirmed

[Jordan.]

I wish they'd just put them all in together at the start, I hate when they always start with this team competition :bored:

[Natalie.]

:amazed:the only time I'de want to land on something hard!!!:joker:Oh my

Lmao :joker: :joker:

[Saph]

I always feel disconnected from IAC until after the first week when it all settles down a bit

[Samm]

I wish they'd just put them all in together at the start, I hate when they always start with this team competition :bored:

Agree

[Black Dagger]

'Big Brother is a repetitive format'

-Has same camp twist 8 series in a row-

[Shaun]

World of Our Own :worship: what a jam

[Saph]

the ugliest member of the band

[Samm]

Kian :bored:

[reece(:]

Hope they pick Kian (Borian)

[T*]

The little ipad checkpoints are cool

[Jordan.]

It's old Niall

[zakman440]

:joker: this song choice.

[Kazanne]

Eeeeeeeeeehhhhh :joker::joker::joker:

I'de go with a smile on my face:hugesmile: Aw poor bloke:devil:

[Jake.]

The best Westlife member :worship:

[Ammi]

Staff? I only saw the celebs. I thought I was watching highlights of last year.

..ahhh, sorry I didn't see the opening so I didn't see what you saw...

[reece(:]

We have a new Big Becky on our screens but in the jungle.

[Natalie.]

I remember getting stick off my mates for liking Nicky instead of Kian

[Brother Leon]

If Addlington is OBE I await the day Scholes and Giggs are knighted.

[Black Dagger]

The one who did Strictly >> this bore.

[Samm]

Last years cast have already smashed this years

[Saph]

'Becky' https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash1/s48x48/187926_394039363965431_326225067_q.jpg

[Shaun]

We have a new Big Becky on our screens but in the jungle.

how is she big :suspect: she's an athlete LOL

[GypsyGoth]

Becky :worship:

[Amy Jade]

If Addlington is OBE I await the day Scholes and Giggs are knighted.
Once they get 4 Olympic Medals maybe

[Nemo123]

'Big Brother is a repetitive format'

-Has same camp twist 8 series in a row-

I've always thought BB exposed the contestants far more than IAC, and was much more of a trial than IAC. IAC is a cushy number.

[Black Dagger]

I HOPE REECE ISN'T ATTACKING HER NOSE :mad:

[Saph]

Wheres Big Mo at https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash1/s48x48/187926_394039363965431_326225067_q.jpg

[reece(:]

Alfonso leading :worship:

[Jake.]

We have a new Big Becky on our screens but in the jungle.

Not seeing the resemblance

http://i.imgur.com/USwikYxs.jpg

[T*]

Last years cast have already smashed this years

Disagree completely.

[reece(:]

how is she big :suspect: she's an athlete LOL
She looks about 7 foot

[Brother Leon]

Once they get 4 Olympic Medals maybe

Yeah. Only about 40 medals between them.

Know what you are talking about x.

[Drew.]

Red team get the GIP

[Samm]

How is Becky big and how can you compare her to that fat back stabbing troll

[Amy Jade]

Here she is!

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2013/11/08/427283.jpg

[reece(:]

Amy :worship:

[zakman440]

Not seeing the resemblance

http://i.imgur.com/USwikYxs.jpg

:joker: omg.

[Saph]

shes so pretty

[Natalie.]

Matthew yes

[Black Dagger]

King Matthew :worship:

[Shaun]

giggs won't get one any time soon, the whole cheating nonsense has tarnished his name. and no one's favourite footballer is paul scholes.

[Jordan.]

The pink socks why

[MTVN]

Here is your winner folks

[Kazanne]

Mathew and his pink socks,lol

[Samm]

Don't know yet might warm to Amy

[zakman440]

Come on Matt!

[Shaun]

i want that shirt

[Black Dagger]

Joey and Amy will have a showmance, and then they will fly Sam over :bored:

[Amy Jade]

Yeah. Only about 40 medals between them.

Know what you are talking about x.
They have Olympic Medals to they?

[Drew.]

Team red picking the great members

[Brother Leon]

giggs won't get one any time soon, the whole cheating nonsense has tarnished his name. and no one's favourite footballer is paul scholes.

what? lol

[Drew.]

LOL :joker: :joker:

[Kazanne]

As long as Amy isnt as brain dead as Flanagan we should be ok.

[smudgie]

:joker::joker::joker: at Matthew

[reece(:]

Trying to fix up a showmance already....

[T*]

Mathew is probably gonna win :amazed:

[Amy Jade]

Joey and Amy will have a showmance, and then they will fly Sam over :bored:
Won't happen, Amy won't go near him. Jordan's management tried to get her into a showmance and she refused and quit.

[reece(:]

David who?

[Natalie.]

this david lad, gonna get dirty dressing in white

[Jake.]

It's going to have to be Big Mo

[Natalie.]

big mo get in

[Nemo123]

Joey and Amy will have a showmance, and then they will fly Sam over :bored:

Didn't Joey get married recently? I mean 2 fauxmances is indecent.

[reece(:]

Here's Big Mo :love:

[Drew.]

two terrible choices here

[zakman440]

Aaaaniodqjceqihqcemleqfjovdwmk cd,lm BIG MO!

[Kazanne]

LOL at Big Mo

[Amy Jade]

Mo won't be eating a hard penis then...

[Saph]

Mo Mo :love:

[Brother Leon]

They have Olympic Medals to they?

Olympics means nothing to a footballer....absolutely nothing :laugh:

[Samm]

My dream team

Lucy>Joey>Becky>Amy>big mo>David

[Jake.]

I wanted Big Mo on team yellow

[T*]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DICK JOKE :idc:

[Ammi]

..David Emanuelle..he's a fashion designer, who made Diana's wedding dress...

[Brother Leon]

lol. Yellow team straight up useless.

[Natalie.]

Music reminds me of fort boyard

[reece(:]

Not Alfonso's team flopping and being stuck with dudshttp://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/cry.gif

[Natalie.]

or is it crystal maze

[Samm]

I like David he is a diva

[Drew.]

Yellow team had the most potential but the red team have come out with the best members

[Amy Jade]

Olympics means nothing to a footballer....absolutely nothing :laugh:
and Giggs and Schooles mean bugger all to the Queen, obvs.

[Jake.]

Let's hope the boat sinks

[Saph]

Mo Mo having a night of luxury as deserved

[Jake.]

Yellow team had the most potential but the red team have come out with the best members

This

[smudgie]

Matthew ..this years Wussie then.:joker:

[Kazanne]

Buggar I wanted Big Mo on team yellow

[reece(:]

Can we not swap Steve and Joey for Alfonso and Chas then make those the teams....

[Samm]

Oh god Matt is having a breakdown already

[Nemo123]

and Giggs and Schooles mean bugger all to the Queen, obvs.
Sir Alex and Ryan Giggs OBE might argue.

[zakman440]

What is with all of these Argos ads during like all of the popular ITV shows?

[Black Dagger]

Matthew Wright :worship:

[reece(:]

I guess Yellow team are going to get reduced airtime now in favour of Essex.

[Amy Jade]

Sir Alex and Ryan Giggs OBE might argue.
Giggs got it before being publicly humiliated and who even is Paul Scholes?

Sir Alex Ferguson is a legend though.