I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2013 main chat thread

[Jack_]

I can tell straight away that there are producers from Big Brother working on this.

Helen from the sweaty box flew out almost two weeks ago, so she's working on the show in some form. Check her Twitter

And I know Daniel Nettleton (I think that's his name) has worked on this for a few years, but then he doesn't do BB anymore I don't think

[Jack_]

I think the most important thing in RTV is that it's live, that's why I've never bought into this.

Eh? The only bits of IAC that are live are Ant and Dec's links and the live trial they do once a series. Everything else is recorded during the night UK time

[Jack_]

Ant & Dec are the only thing saving this show

Precisely. Their links are literally the only thing that's good about this show

[Jack_]

Also yes I am reading this thread soz

[GiRTh]

Who's the sort on get me out of her now that sounds like she should be TOWIE?

[Drew.]

https://twitter.com/amywillerton

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BWcDJ5WIYAAZ-1U.jpg

[Drew.]

Who's the sort on get me out of her now that sounds like she should be TOWIE?

she is AWFUL, she is from Towie :joker:

[Natalie.]

Ferne McCann? she's on get me out of here/towie

[Thotmas]

matthew wright such a strange character. firm, highly opiniated and talks over every one on his show yet seems like the joliest person in the world and more camp than the biggest queen

[Jemal]

That amy woman tho? **** my life she is stunning.

[GiRTh]

Ferne McCann? she's on get me out of here/towieNever heard of her.

[reece(:]

matthew wright such a strange character. firm, highly opiniated and talks over every one on his show yet seems like the joliest person in the world and more camp than the biggest queen
I don't get him http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/2095c354.gif

[Thotmas]

I don't get him http://i1190.photobucket.com/albums/z448/reeecerawwr/2095c354.gif

same. hopefully we'll understand him a bit more as the days go on.

[BigSister]

haha mathhew wright does seem quite camp
And Im liking joey atm I dont think he means to be as bad as people make him out to be I am liking Kian though looking out for the other team. Also quite liking Steve as well

[Black Dagger]

He's easily my favourite, I remember when Elliebrew phoned into his show and got destroyed by him :joker:

[Joelle.]

I'm here for the inevitable Joey and David bromance, and Matthew's Gillian style breakdown.

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar64372_88.gif

[Lee.]

Hmm.. Quite a good crowd this year. I'm really surprised at how mental Matthew seems! And I was prepared to hate Joey, but he actually seems ok?
Steve seems a pretty nice bloke too..
I think her off Emerdale is going to get v annoying!

[Jake.]

:pipe:

[Candy Annie Cane]

Evening...

[Ammi]

..:pipe:..

[Ammi]

..hey Annie..:love:..

[Ammi]

..Joey Essex has very white teeth..

[Candy Annie Cane]

..hey Annie..:love:..

Hello Ammi...:love:

[Thotmas]

ok now we know the red camp is the shallow camp.

[Jake.]

What a great theory Mo lives by

[smudgie]

I hope they enjoy their supper.:joker:

[Kazanne]

Hello everyone

[Shaun]

why is Becky's number not there :suspect:

[smudgie]

:xyxwave: hi Kaz

[Jake.]

why is Becky's number not there :suspect:

Another number blunder?

[Saph]

http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[smudgie]

Someone does not have to do it..on health grounds.

[Ammi]

why is Becky's number not there :suspect:

..she's been ruled out on medical grounds...

[Jake.]

http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

:joker:

[Shaun]

oh, weird.

[reece(:]

http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png
:joker:

[reece(:]

Ewwww @ brains.

[Jake.]

The noises D:

[reece(:]

Have there been two breaks already?!

[Jake.]

Though nothing beats Kim Woodburn

[Verbal]

I bet that young model felt great when Mo said 'I used to look like you'

[Kazanne]

I just couldn't eat any of those things,just looking at them makes me gag.

[Ammi]

..LOL, I can see Matthew getting chosen every time...

[Ammi]

Though nothing beats Kim Woodburn

...oh yeah, definitely luvvy...

[Natalie.]

I hope Matthew does well

[Kazanne]

I bet that young model felt great when Mo said 'I used to look like you'

:joker::joker:

[reece(:]

Matthew :joker:

[reece(:]

Livery chicken :joker:

[T*]

Hey everyone!

[Kazanne]

Hey everyone!

:xyxwave:

[smudgie]

Well done.

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Ammi]

Hey everyone!

..yo Cudaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

[Kazanne]

LOL,well done matthew and Joey actually,lol

[smudgie]

Hey everyone!

:xyxwave: :hugesmile:

[Natalie.]

damn his teeth

[Saph]

battered sausage http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[reece(:]

He will break his teeth on that

[Kazanne]

Smells of willy LOL

[T*]

I'm snuggled up in a duvet watching IAC and it's amazing because my mum bought me jersey bed covers today and they're so soft :love: :amazed:

[Shaun]

I'm going to read every of Saph's posts in my head in the voice of Kim Woodburn from now on

[Kazanne]

I'm snuggled up in a duvet watching IAC and it's amazing because my mum bought me jersey bed covers today and they're so soft :love: :amazed:

Aw lovely Cuda,I'm also under a duvet:hugesmile:

[Jake.]

a school rubber with piss and vinegar all over it with ketchup http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[zakman440]

Go on Matt!

[GypsyGoth]

I thought Joey would annoy me in this, but he's a bit of a laugh.

[Natalie.]

wouldn't like that in my mouth

[zakman440]

DaFuq?

[reece(:]

Camel toe :joker:

[smudgie]

:joker::joker: Camel toe.. Yuk

[Kazanne]

Aw,poor camels:bawling:

[Shaun]

grim.

[T*]

Aw lovely Cuda,I'm also under a duvet:hugesmile:

:love:

[zakman440]

Yes Matthew!

[reece(:]

Matthew :joker:

[Jake.]

bunion bhaji http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[smudgie]

Aw,poor camels:bawling:

I think they were dead:joker:

[Verbal]

Joey reacting as Matthew is eating :laugh2:

[reece(:]

bunion bhaji http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg
http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[Saph]

eat it Joey ...EAT IT http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Thotmas]

oh my god they're such pussies. eat it like men :D

[Kazanne]

I think they were dead:joker:

Well if they're not they are limping:joker: Aw

[Natalie.]

would anyone have a go at eating this?

[Candy Annie Cane]

I have to keep leaving the room....the heaving is making me heave...:sad:

[Natalie.]

oh well done joey, liking him so far

[Jake.]

http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Jordan.]

welp only just remembered this was on http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[reece(:]

Ewwwww scorpion

[Verbal]

would anyone have a go at eating this?

I would just pretend that i'm De Niro in The Deer Hunter and insist that Dec shouts 'MAO!' as i'm eating. I'd nail it.

[Jake.]

'is it juicy inside' http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[smudgie]

Yumyum, hope it is roasted.

[Shaun]

I think the only thing I'd have a go at so far is the scorpion.

[Ammi]

..I think it makes it look more yuk, putting it in the spring roll...

[zakman440]

If Ant would do it, it's good enough for Joey!

[T*]

MARMITE ON TOAST http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Jake.]

Matthew doesn't like marmite http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Shaun]

oh well if it tastes like marmite then forget it

[reece(:]

If I was them I'd have some of the other stuff on the plate after...

[reece(:]

No grubs then

[Jordan.]

yas pizza http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Natalie.]

balls

[Jake.]

what pizza comes in an indian container http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[smudgie]

OMG..they look raw

[T*]

TURKEY TESTICLES http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[reece(:]

Matthew's face http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[Saph]

keep it down boy http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Natalie.]

god i feel sik lol

[Candy Annie Cane]

Joeys face :laugh2:

[Ammi]

..Joey..:joker:..

[Verbal]

I find just watching a close up of someone eating and retching to be disgusting. They could be eating Mcdonalds it would be just as vile to watch.

[reece(:]

:laugh3:

[Thotmas]

after all these years ant and dec still get sick watching?

[reece(:]

Giving me Nicola teas.

[Natalie.]

bite on those balls joey

[T*]

If I was them I'd have some of the other stuff on the plate after...

Yeah I'd have the poppadom with the thing at the same time so it would lessen the taste.

[Thotmas]

"they are proper rank" yeah thanks for helping matthew

[Kazanne]

There are no witchety grubs this year as there is a shortage apparently

[Jake.]

the noises http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[reece(:]

Now they have a smoothie?

[Jake.]

There are no witchety grubs this year as there is a shortage apparently

Kim ate them all http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[reece(:]

There are no witchety grubs this year as there is a shortage apparently
Shame... :joker:

[Kazanne]

Kim ate them all http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

:joker:

[Saph]

why has Rebecca, the olympic athlete, been ruled out of medical grounds http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[reece(:]

why has Rebecca, the olympic athlete, been ruled out of medical grounds http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png
This is giving me Crystal Cox teas http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[T*]

Kim ate them all http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

:laugh2:

[Jemal]

Joey >>

Dont get the hate tbh.

[T*]

Well... That advert was unexpected..

[GypsyGoth]

I'd say the dislike for Joey has something to do with his stupidity.

[Ammi]

..I'm not sure it was a good idea to get a chocolate mouse while the eating task was still on...

[Jake.]

I fancy a cock-a-cola http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Jordan.]

cock a cola http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[Jordan.]

-disappointed at it being cockroaches-

[Ammi]

I'd say the dislike for Joey has something to do with his stupidity.

..yeah, that is annoying but he's ok in other ways..(much nicer than I thought..)..so it kind of balances out a bit...

[Jemal]

Joey yes mate!

[Jake.]

why would you kiss somebody with ostritch cock breath http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

Hahahahaha

[Thotmas]

what! after all that no reward!! evil!!

[GypsyGoth]

At least Matt got something to eat.

[reece(:]

-disappointed at it being cockroaches-
Did you want blended penis?

[In the Drunk Tank]

There is no good news here Michael

[Saph]

cock a cola http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png


http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png
http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.pnghttp://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.pnghttp://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png
http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png
http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png
http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[T*]

why would you kiss somebody with ostritch cock breath http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

KIM WOULD http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Jordan.]

Did you want blended penis?

yes http://i.imgur.com/bvJsLsY.png

[reece(:]

yes http://i.imgur.com/bvJsLsY.png
http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[Thotmas]

this show is so sexist. why doesn't anyone ever eat ostrich pussy? :nono:

[GypsyGoth]

They should take her medals off of her :shocked:

[GypsyGoth]

this show is so sexist. why doesn't anyone ever eat ostrich pussy? :nono:

:laugh2:

[reece(:]

Big Mo's one liners:laugh3:

[Jake.]

that laugh http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[smudgie]

I always peed in the pool:blush:

[Thotmas]

:laugh2:

it's true though. It's always penis this, penis that...so offended :(

[T*]

Pissing in the pool http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Amy Jade]

Amy will be be up for the trial, they've shown her sunbathing, the ofcom crowd and jealous spinsters will be angry

[Jordan.]

oh no

[GypsyGoth]

I feel kinda sorry for Joey. He's kinda a special needs person.

[T*]

WHAT EVEN IS JOEY. :bored:

[Jake.]

sedate him http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Kazanne]

How do you get to Joeys age and not be able to tell the time?

[reece(:]

Not the blonde pageant model being the smart one http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[Brother Leon]

Big Mo :joker:

[Saph]

"my watch aint got numbers on it"

"well get wun wiv numburs on it den"

queen mo

[T*]

How do you get to Joeys age and not be able to tell the time?

It's bonkers!

[Jake.]

How do you get to Joeys age and not be able to tell the time?

By finding out that acting thick gets you money

[reece(:]

"my watch aint got numbers on it"

"well get wun wiv numburs on it den"

queen mo
:worship:

[smudgie]

Some clever people can't tell the time until later in life

[reece(:]

Bet it's Matthew v Joey again

[Ammi]

..he's probably mostly used his phone for the time..

[Thotmas]

who is lucy when she's at home.

[GypsyGoth]

Bet it's Matthew v Joey again
Yep, no one else has had camera time.

[Shaun]

zzz

[Jordan.]

yawn yawn yawn

[In the Drunk Tank]

So it begins

[Thotmas]

poor matthew. you gonna have ostrich breath when you get back to the wright stuff

[Kazanne]

I hope the viewers aren't going to do this again its annoying

[Jake.]

Bet it's Matthew v Joey again

Pretty much confirmed

[Ammi]

who is lucy when she's at home.

..I think she's in a soap, Ceecee but I didn't know her either...

[GypsyGoth]

I hope the viewers aren't going to do this again its annoying

I kinda expect it from the show.

[reece(:]

I don't want it to be the Matthew and Joey show.. :bored:

[Thotmas]

..I think she's in a soap, Ceecee but I didn't know her either...

oh I see.Thanks ammi. :hugesmile:

[GypsyGoth]

..I think she's in a soap, Ceecee but I didn't know her either...
Oh yea, maybe Emerdale.

[Kazanne]

I kinda expect it from the show.

I want to see some of the others especially big Mo:joker:

[Jemal]

Amy is so beautiful.

Joey better do something... Shes there for the taking.

And if there gonna keep doing dis joey vs Matthew thing, won't bother watching.

[T*]

Ring my bell :dance:

[Thotmas]

I hope the viewers aren't going to do this again its annoying
to be fair, matthew deserves it for al the times he's hung up on callers for not sharing his views. revenge time:devil:

[reece(:]

#BigMo4Trial

[T*]

What a little bastard

[reece(:]

Does anyone here actually vote for these trials?:joker:

[Thotmas]

i love this song. It's from can't hardly wait

[T*]

The sponsorship ads are getting on my tits

[Jake.]

Does anyone here actually vote for these trials?:joker:

no lol

[reece(:]

Too much Joey too little Big Mo/Amy

[Black Dagger]

Yawn.

I love Matthew, but I despise the predictable knobheads. EVERY YEAR.

[Jake.]

At least Joey knows how to swallow food

[Shaun]

i think it might be joey

[Jake.]

Let me guess, Joey, it might be you http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Natalie.]

What medical grounds is this? I need big mo to do a trial

[reece(:]

Laila wants one :(

[Thotmas]

joey has such a gorgeous face.

[Jake.]

done with this **** http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Thotmas]

how can it be matthew and joey again. that's taking the piss.

next year the producers should decide

[reece(:]

FFS, going to be these two every time

[Natalie.]

Is this going to be the Matthew and Joey show?I like them but I want to see others. Like Alfonso and big mo

[King Gizzard]

Often surprised people are so relieved not to be doing the trials, generally it means you're liked by the audience/one of the most important campmates

[reece(:]

******ing football http://snap.ashampoo.com/uploads/2013-10-31/nBHiB8XX.png

[reece(:]

Is this going to be the Matthew and Joey show?I like them but I want to see others. Like Alfonso and big mo
This!!!

[T*]

erectile dysfunction http://i.imgur.com/zxlijlYs.jpg

[Thotmas]

Is this going to be the Matthew and Joey show?I like them but I want to see others. Like Alfonso and big mo

yeah how can they not give cartlon a chance? Maybe they think he's going to cry all the time.

[Natalie.]

If you've done a trial one night, maybe not be available to do the next one

[Black Dagger]

If you've done a trial one night, maybe not be available to do the next one

I say this every year.

Rotation would be a wonderful thing, everybody is sick of them by day 4.

[In the Drunk Tank]

If you've done a trial one night, maybe not be available to do the next one

Yeah that should definitely be what they do, they never will though

[reece(:]

Joey needs to leave http://imageshack.us/a/img33/3589/49n8.png

[King Gizzard]

They'll never enforce some sort of rule where you can't do 2 in a row, they get more money from people voting for the scaredy cat every night

[Tarryn]

I thought I would hate Matthew but I really like him. I really felt sorry for him when he just lost out in the eating trial.
That's a great idea to not allow any celeb to do a trial the next night after doing one.
I would love to see Alfonso or David do a trial.Those two sound like they could be great fun.
But I really think Matthew may be up every night.
Hardly got to see anyone else apart from Matthew & Joey last night.
Maybe it will be better when the camps join together.
Why can't ITV do the show after the footy ?.

[chuff me dizzy]

Why couldnt tonights show be shown on ITV 2 because footies on ? same every year

[erinp5]

Looks like Sam may be going into the jungle,(well that's what the star says)
http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/11/19/271581/default/v1/daily-star-front-page-1-329x437.jpg

[cheeky_monkey]

I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! stars Joey Essex and Matthew Wright are seen being buried up to their necks in sand in a new clip of the latest Bushtucker Trial.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s100/im-a-celebrity-uk/news/a532508/im-a-celebrity-joey-essex-gets-stung-in-bushtucker-trial-watch.html

[cheeky_monkey]

'I'm a Celebrity': TOWIE star Sam Faiers not going into the jungle

Sam Faiers will not be joining this series of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!

Reports today suggested that The Only Way Is Essex star - the ex-girlfriend of current campmate Joey Essex - would be joining the stars in the jungle shortly.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s100/im-a-celebrity-uk/news/a532652/im-a-celebrity-towie-star-sam-faiers-not-going-into-the-jungle.html

[cheeky_monkey]

I'm A Celebrity 2013: Lucy Pargeter's mum wants to see her doing more Bushtucker Trials

The mother of I'm A Celebrity star Lucy Pargeter has told the Post her daughter needs to do more Bushtucker Trials.

Sue Pargeter, mother of Lucy, admits her daughter is "not doing very well" in the early stages but is confident she will bounce back as soon as she gets the chance.

Mrs Pargeter said: "She should do quite well in the end."

Lucy, from Bleasby, plays barmaid Chastity Dingle in ITV soap Emmerdale. She is appearing on the ITV reality show I’m A Celebrity… with Rebecca Adlington, Mansfield's double gold-medal winning Olympic swimmer.

http://www.nottinghampost.com/m-Celebrity-2013-Lucy-Pargeter-s-mum-wants-doing/story-20105666-detail/story.html

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Matthew is so funny! :joker:

[Jake.]

Big Mo :worship: and how the **** can you not blow your nose

[reece(:]

Joey being a thick twat again?

[reece(:]

Big Mo's commentaries :worship:

[Kazanne]

LOL @ Big Mo

[reece(:]

Two camps uniting already? *fail*

[Jake.]

This series needs some... omphhhh

[Verbal]

Its on for 90 mins, I wonder how long it would be on for if you cut out all of the ad breaks and the times they go over the phone numbers.

[Jake.]

I couldn't do this :laugh:

[Kazanne]

Joey cant tell the time,lol so he wont know when 60 seconds is up

[Verbal]

I'm suprised how camp that Matthew Wright is, i've only ever caught the odd few minutes of him and I didn't get that impression.

Not that there is anything wrong with that

Just an observation

[Jemal]

Joey :worship:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

these two are hilarious! :joker:

[Jake.]

Wtf are those crabs things

[reece(:]

Good ol Bob

[reece(:]

Thought Joey could not count?!

[Jemal]

Yes yes joey LOLL

[Kazanne]

Ah,poor matthew

[Jemal]

LMFAO JOEY FFS

[reece(:]

I want to see Becky doing a trial.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Wow! Well done, jJoey! :dance:

[Jake.]

I want to see Becky doing a trial.

She was too tall to enter the hour glass

[Thotmas]

Looks like Sam may be going into the jungle,(well that's what the star says)
http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/11/19/271581/default/v1/daily-star-front-page-1-329x437.jpg

poor lad. he went across the world to get away from her and here she comes. anyways this isn't big brother why are they bringing in acquaintances...

[Jake.]

Cringe

[Thotmas]

oh here we go the obligatory back rub to showcase sexual attraction. i'm sure they get back rubs all the time at home

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Rebecca wanted to give Joey a massage. :evilgrin:

[Marc]

Must look into crab hairdressing. Sounds like a winner

[Thotmas]

Joey is gorgeous but he's got grandad torso.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Joey is gorgeous but he's got grandad torso.

He's a bit on the skinny side, but i still would! :dance:

[Verbal]

How does Joey manage to stand up straight? "What does clash mean?" fgs

[reece(:]

Big Mo handing out the disks, that contribution :worship:

[Thotmas]

How does Joey manage to stand up straight? "What does clash mean?" fgs
he's exaggerating. he's dim but not that dim

[Marc]

Big Mo won that for them