The Winner of TiBB Eurovision 2014 is Niamh!

[Pete.]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapwbuAZcw1rwpjsao1_500.gif

[Glenn.]

I knew you wouldn't let me down :love: now Nathan, Raph, Glenn, Jessica, Tom, LJ and Kate where are you :fist:

I'm close

[Shaun]

pete if there's going to be a britney gif in every judges comment imma ask you to leave :idc:

[Benjamin]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/494/unknownc.gif

[Glenn.]

im so stuck :sad:

[Shaun]

glenn if you run out of lyric ideas just find words that relate to anal that rhyme with whatever you're trying to sing

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/494/unknownc.gif

this one is allowed for nostalgia value

[Glenn.]

glenn if you run out of lyric ideas just find words that relate to anal that rhyme with whatever you're trying to sing

I think i will :hehe:

[Glenn.]

omfg ive done it :flutter:

I just need to do touch ups

[Jessica.]

glenn if you run out of lyric ideas just find words that relate to anal that rhyme with whatever you're trying to sing

You should have seen what he said about his bum earlier! :nono:

[Glenn.]

Jess you wait for my song :flutter:

[Glenn.]

I don't know how i could top last years tbh. I had dancing vaginas

[Shaun]

:joker: beautiful

i've just finished annotating my video, so that makes thirteen :pipe:

[Shaun]

Just when you thought Claudia had already written the most outrageous and inappropriate song possible... in she chimes with entry number 14 :pipe:

[Glenn.]

Is it mine

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh:

[Glenn.]

Claudia gave me the nudge I needed to do mine. The filthy bitch :flutter:

[Shaun]

7 hours to go :ninja2:

[Tom4784]

I just recorded mine but it's **** and not very entertaining so I'm not gonna bother adding it to my entry.

[Z]

I'm so, so excited for this tonight

[Jay.]

is it too late to apply? :umm2:

[Shaun]

No, if you want to write a song before 6pm (and PM it to me) that's fine by me :D just pick a country from the first post that's free

[Jay.]

Okay, I might have a go ;D

[Pete.]

I have amended my ways

[T*]

I've lost my song file, everything, I'm going to have to write it again and change the theme :(

[Shaun]

aaaah that sucks :( I think the same happened to Jess

[Shaun]

btw I just did a randomizer of all potential entries plus I've put in one space for any other newcomers (unlikely but I best be prepared...)

and this is therefore the running order :spin2:

Germany - Jake
Russia - Dezzy
Liechtenstein - Ben
Sweden - Tom!
Israel - Livia
Kosovo - Kate
Moldova - Glenn
Austria - Jarrod
Slovakia - Nathan
Azerbaijan - JC
Any Other Entry - ????
UK - JackF
Estonia - Z
Finland - GypsyGoth
Spain - Drew
Ireland - Niamh
Portugal - Jess
Switzerland - Raph
Luxembourg - Shaun
Netherlands - Conzors

I had to redo it once because Spain came first :laugh: and Drew went first last year.

just realised I left out LemonJam :conf2: so I'll have to redo this...


Moldova - Glenn
Any Other Entry - ????
Israel - Livia
Kosovo - Kate
UK - JackF
Austria - Jarrod
Germany - Jake
Russia - Dezzy
Ireland - Niamh
Switzerland - Raph
Estonia - Z
Armenia - LemonJam
Finland - GypsyGoth
Azerbaijan - JC
Luxembourg - Shaun
Sweden - Tom!
Spain - Drew
Portugal - Jess
Slovakia - Nathan
Netherlands - Conzors
Liechtenstein - Ben

[Tom4784]

Yes, this is much more preferable. *hopes Jake's song is basic as hell*

[Drew.]

Shaun just ahead of me, i am doomed

[Z]

LemonJam immediately after me. :bawling:

[Glenn.]

I'm first? :amazed:

[Jay.]

Wait does that mean mine would be second? oh god :umm2:

[Kate!]

done mine! FINALLY!!!!!

(Last minute Lulu that's me...)

it's strange...... :D :D

[Shaun]

Received Jay's :love: and that just proves y'all bitches who've had a month to do this are useless hoes :nono: (ily really but come on)

[Jack.]

I've actually sent all my stuff to Shaun now :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Received Jay's :love: and that just proves y'all bitches who've had a month to do this are useless hoes :nono: (ily really but come on)

I hadn't even thought of mine til last night and did it in 2hrs :idc:

[Shaun]

I know you did :laugh: :love:

[Glenn.]

And what a belter it is :love:

[Jack.]

And what a belter it is :love:

Glenn of course it's going to be fabulous everything you do is fabulous :joker:

[Kate!]

mine took half an hour and Jeff Wayne is my inspiration :lovedup:

[Glenn.]

Glenn of course it's going to be fabulous everything you do is fabulous :joker:

-isn't going to vote for you-

[Jarrod]

Mine is actually rubbish looking back at it... Stage directions might make up for it. I hope. And the fabulous costume idea.

[Pete.]

looking forward to this :D

[Conzors]

im nervous about this lol

[T*]

Finished, going to Design some stuff for it then it's sent to Kween Shu

[Pete.]

Shaun can your explain tonight's procedure with emphasis on voting please :)

[Shaun]

thanks tom :D

voting instructions will be made clear at the end of the show :spin2: I'll start the show at 7 because football~ but basically the judges have to rank all entries in order of quality, and the non-judges get to vote using the eurovision pts format (12, 10, 8-1)

[Jake.]

Sooo excited

[T*]

sent x

[Jay.]

oh i didn't think about doing stage designs and stuff oh well :umm2:
looking forward to it ;D

[Shaun]

Crikey tom, that's eye-catching :laugh: thank you :love:

[Livia]

thanks tom :D

voting instructions will be made clear at the end of the show :spin2: I'll start the show at 7 because football~ but basically the judges have to rank all entries in order of quality, and the non-judges get to vote using the eurovision pts format (12, 10, 8-1)

Football? There's football on today?

In keeping with the feel of my song I shall arrive at 6:55pm by armoured personnel carrier.

[Shaun]

2 hours to go, and still nothing from Nathan or LJ :( I know Jess had problems with her entry and that Raph wouldn't come through anyway :idc:

but I've received Kate's :love:

[Shaun]

oh christ i forgot all about the introduction performance

-rushes something together-

[Ramsay]

I believe in Denmark!
Give me a couple mins

[Tom4784]

I haven't done much extra stuff either, I just wrote the lyrics and briefly described the performance.

[jackc1806]

I do hope everyone appreciates my performance

[Ryan57]

Looking forward to the entries. Nearly entered myself late on, but my pissing boiler playing me up has cost me that little bit of extra time needed. :fist:

Good luck everyone.

[Shaun]

but I loved Hungary's smelly thighs as well :bawling:

[Josy]

Has there ever been this amount of entries Shaun?

[Z]

I think there were 20 last time?

[Josy]

I think there were 20 last time?

Oh really :laugh:

[Ryan57]

but I loved Hungary's smelly thighs as well :bawling:

Due to my boiler my thighs were smelly. :idc:

[Ramsay]

My random late late entry will blow you all away

[Shaun]

k time's up... thank you nathan and james :idc: 17 is still a lovely number of songs to digest, though :)

[Ramsay]

Did you get mine :suspect:

[Shaun]

yeah i did :tongue: it's in the OP

[Shaun]

Oh I forgot to update it, 18 yay :D Karl you'll replace Raph in the rundown, which now looks like this:

Moldova (glenn)
Poland (jay)
Israel (livia)
Kosovo (kate)
UK (jackf)
Austria (jarrod)
Germany (jake)
Russia (dezzy)
Ireland (niamh)
Denmark (karl)
Estonia (z)
Finland (claudia)
Azerbaijan (jackc)
Luxembourg (me)
Sweden (tom)
Spain (drew)
Netherlands (conzors)
Liechtenstein (ben)

[Ramsay]

:elephant:

[Benjamin]

excited for this :dazzler:

[Jake.]

Nervous about mine being shown :laugh:

[Shaun]

well you shouldn't have written a song about how much you hate josy, then, should you

[Jake.]

I can't help the fact that she's a bitch okay

[Jay.]

I'm just hoping everyone hasn't gone for like serious songs because mine is literally utter rubbish... hahaha :umm2:

[Pete.]

Drag?

[Jack.]

I'm just hoping everyone hasn't gone for like serious songs because mine is literally utter rubbish... hahaha :umm2:

Not as bad as mine :umm2:

[Jake.]

I'm just hoping everyone hasn't gone for like serious songs because mine is literally utter rubbish... hahaha :umm2:

Of course the songs are all serious Jay, what do you think this is?!

[Ramsay]

I'm just hoping everyone hasn't gone for like serious songs because mine is literally utter rubbish... hahaha :umm2:

Here is last years winner

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016671&postcount=531

[Ramsay]

Here is last years winner

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016671&postcount=531

Reading this back :lovedup:

[Jay.]

Of course the songs are all serious Jay, what do you think this is?!
oh crap... and mines second :umm2:
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/1287347561085.gif

Here is last years winner

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6016671&postcount=531
wow thats like an actual song mine is nothing like that hahaha

[Ramsay]

Mine isn't either :laugh:

[Pete.]

this has been bumped back :cry:

[Shaun]

blame the football

[Drew.]

blame the ref

[Shaun]

if there's penalties it'll be 8, obviously (which is fine cos that's when real eurovision starts anyway)

[Z]

It won't be fine because I have friends coming over later :fist: (probably at like 10 though :laugh:)

[Jay.]

me mentally preparing backstage for my performance.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/calm_down.gif

[Shaun]

i don't care about your 'friends' greg and stop calling your gigalos 'friends'

[Pete.]

me and Kate having a casual backstage fight

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/39936012/large.gif

[Tom4784]

me and Kate having a casual backstage fight

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/39936012/large.gif

Basic bitches.

[Shaun]

Spoiler: the opening ceremony features last year's winner :pipe: and is a ****ing NIGHTMARE TO WRITE whilst watching football

[Benjamin]

Hey Shaun, I probably won;t be online much for this tonight (sorry). I'm just trying to ring around and help somebody out with something. I'll try be on as much as I can.

[Jay.]

http://www.allgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/excited.gif

[Shaun]

That's OK Ben :D

[Pete.]

Basic bitches.
gonna vote you last now
http://24.media.tumblr.com/feb0936313c57e2a808940b56bbc847d/tumblr_mki3smq9ed1rlwbnro1_250.gif

[Z]

i don't care about your 'friends' greg and stop calling your gigalos 'friends'

You'll care if I'm not online to give judge scores :fist:

[T*]

I'll be having tea at 8 so i'll miss like half of it

[Ramsay]

I decided this is more important than some silly going away party so i am here :smug:

[Shaun]

the results aren't until tomorrow evening tho greg :suspect: so you have all day tomorrow to vote :laugh:

[Tom4784]

gonna vote for you last now
http://24.media.tumblr.com/feb0936313c57e2a808940b56bbc847d/tumblr_mki3smq9ed1rlwbnro1_250.gif

I think, in terms of potential abuse of power, I'll come out on top.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly12pcR5yf1qga35l.gif

[Jay.]

oh how does the voting work? i read in op but I don't really get it D;

[Shaun]

don't worry, it's all explained at the end of the performances, with fancy little flags :tongue:

[Jay.]

aw okay ;D

[Z]

the results aren't until tomorrow evening tho greg :suspect: so you have all day tomorrow to vote :laugh:

Oh :laugh: that's okay then! No worries :D

[Niamh.]

Oh I haven't missed the start

[Livia]

http://israelspokes.com/images/3dflag.gif

Shalom bitches...

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/26/article-2252970-16A505FE000005DC-989_634x681.jpg

Okay I'm here, phuq the football, we can start now...

[GypsyGoth]

Oh I haven't missed the start

I think we're waiting for the millionaires chasing the inflated piece of leather around a field to finish.

[Tom4784]

Me entering the arena with my entourage.

http://02varvara.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/00-sochi-olympics-10-08-01-14.jpg

[Jay.]

I think we're waiting for the millionaires chasing the inflated piece of leather around a field to finish.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tumblr_n0g19201461qf1116o1_400.gif

[Niamh.]

I think we're waiting for the millionaires chasing the inflated piece of leather around a field to finish.

:unsure:

[Z]

I think we're waiting for the millionaires chasing the inflated piece of leather around a field to finish.

Oh I thought it was just Wayne Rooney who chased old leathery inflated pieces, now entire teams are doing it too?

[jackc1806]

5 mins till end of the football

[Jarrod]

I am ready.

http://i2.wp.com/cyprus-mail.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2014-05-08T202828Z_667491307_GM1EA590ACO01_RTRMADP_3_DENMA RK-960x600.jpg

[Niamh.]

Dia is Muire Dhuit from Ireland

http://i.imgur.com/L7CeTz4.jpg

[Livia]

Niamh... LOL...

I think I've got the best dress so far, no contest. If it was the Eurovision Dress Contest, I'd have taken it.

[Tom4784]

Niamh... LOL...

I think I've got the best dress so far, no contest. If it was the Eurovision Dress Contest, I'd have taken it.

Bitch please. You look like a Christmas ornament....which is ironic considering.

[Z]

Estonia is here

http://www.chromemusic.de/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/3333357823_08495e2020.jpg

[Shaun]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mathh8G8Fw1regdyro1_500.gif

[Pete.]

http://xfactornetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/x-factor-judges-480x258.jpg

the judges are ready (minus Shaun and Z who is doing some promo )

[T*]

Oh hai
http://peermusic.co.uk/media/13562/sweden_eurovision.jpg

[Shaun]

S-cbOl96RFM

[Shaun]

ok... give me a minute so i can gain composure...

[Ammi]

..one of the most exciting Tibb events of the year...:lovedup:...


..oh and YAY Drew..:love:...

[jackc1806]

http://www.publishwhatyoupay.org/sites/publishwhatyoupay.org/files/maps/azerbaijan2.gif?0

Here.

[Livia]

Evening Ammi x

[jackc1806]

I've brought the whole country with me.. and some cattle. Hello all

[Glenn.]

-arrives-

http://i.imgur.com/J6HOFdp.jpg

[Loukas]

ok... give me a minute so i can gain composure...

:laugh:

[Jay.]

i'm here and for some reason i have a gun
http://www.rapfundament.pl/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/donatan-cleo-sitek-cicha-woda.jpg

[Tom4784]

i'm here and for some reason i have a gun
http://www.rapfundament.pl/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/donatan-cleo-sitek-cicha-woda.jpg

You're gonna need it for when Russia comes for your weave.

[Jarrod]

Oh hai
http://peermusic.co.uk/media/13562/sweden_eurovision.jpg

Please.

http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Peace/2014/05/11/conchita-wurst-eurovision-trophy-ap.jpg

[Glenn.]

I just spent £12 on mcdonalds :worry:

[GypsyGoth]

The party hasn't started till the Finnish arrive!!

http://i.imgur.com/s0wd7Og.jpg

[jackc1806]

I just spent £12 on mcdonalds :worry:

:laugh: how did you manage that

[Ammi]

I just spent £12 on mcdonalds :worry:

..oh, we all had a free buffet back stage, Glenn...

[Jay.]

You're gonna need it for when Russia comes for your weave.

oh no you din't

http://wyszukiwarkamp3.eu/thumb/title/200/354080/donatan-cleo-sitek-cicha-woda.jpg

[Pete.]

You're gonna need it for when Russia comes for your weave.
some TiBB fightin talk

[Glenn.]

:laugh: how did you manage that

I over order :sad:

[Glenn.]

..oh, we all had a free buffet back stage, Glenn...

I was told there was no vegan food :fist:

[jackc1806]

I over order :sad:

:hug: awww :(

[Tom4784]

some TiBB fightin talk

http://media.tumblr.com/257e2645a5d154978ae8ae1e1373a6d3/tumblr_inline_mmgd96dOHW1qz4rgp.jpg

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/gtdRi8Y.jpg

[T*]

Please.

http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Peace/2014/05/11/conchita-wurst-eurovision-trophy-ap.jpg
http://www.escromania.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/scoreboard.jpg

[Ammi]

Evening Ammi x

..Livia..:love:..you're looking very lovely for Israel this evening...

[Livia]

some TiBB fightin talk

I have a whole army, I'll take all of y'all...

[Glenn.]

http://i.imgur.com/gtdRi8Y.jpg

:joker:

[Livia]

..Livia..:love:..you're looking very lovely for Israel this evening...

Well shalom very much, Ammi.

[Jarrod]

http://www.escromania.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/scoreboard.jpg

http://31.media.tumblr.com/29902b903100dec6604cee4d166ea4bb/tumblr_mgqu9hA1Yy1ry7r58o1_400.gif

[Tom4784]

I have a whole army, I'll take all of y'all...

You have an army, but I have a Putin.

[T*]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/29902b903100dec6604cee4d166ea4bb/tumblr_mgqu9hA1Yy1ry7r58o1_400.gif

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74770000/jpg/_74770704_74770703.jpg
:hehe:

[Niamh.]

http://i.imgur.com/gtdRi8Y.jpg

Luke used to think his name was John when he was younger :umm2:

[Jarrod]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74770000/jpg/_74770704_74770703.jpg
:hehe:

Less countries :xyxwave:

[Jay.]

You have an army, but I have a Putin.

You may have Putin, but I have these girls in these dresses.
http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/donatan-cleo-600x390.jpg

[Shaun]

ok this is gonna have to start at 8 because i'm really unprepared (something's been on telly :whistle:)

but now i've finished the opening ceremony, i just need to get presenters...

[jackc1806]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/52728000/jpg/_52728230_tv011980119.jpg

[Shaun]

To tide you over until then, though...

[Jake.]

Okay Shaun there's taking a 'minute' and then there's taking the piss

[jackc1806]

ok this is gonna have to start at 8 because i'm really unprepared (something's been on telly :whistle:)

but now i've finished the opening ceremony, i just need to get presenters...

'TiBB Eurovision will follow the football'

[Shaun]

"No Dignity" by KatPete & Dr. Audre & Queen Ben
to the tune of
3KL9mRus19o

You know what?
I like gameplayers
No dignity, no doubt.
Play on, players
Play on, players
AuDre, drop the verse

[Dr. Audre]
It's going down, fade to TiBB street
Fights are getting tense, in Elimination
Folks like Annie, no doubt
But as I put her down, she went 'ouch'
****ed Livia on the couch
That bitch just lapped it up.
Tell me who can top when AuDre writing songs?
Assaulting eyes with his outfits,
Jake's giving orgasms to the misfits
He's the new Flava
With the homies Jack, Drew and Novo
The original dickshakers

Shaunny get down, good Lord
Legs've been open all over town,
Z and LemonJam don't play around
looking really sound, get pussy by the pound
Getting laid is their forte
Herpes tests every day, true player way
I can't get arista out my mind (well)
I think about the bot all the time (well, well)

Meet the Members, they're some weird guys
Some of them in disguise, quite a surprise
Josy's got Sticks in her cache
He's looking at her gash
Thinks he might have a bash
She's by no means average.
She's online but she's not gonna have it.
"Annie, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in"
They won't get down, Sticks can't win...

[Chorus]
I like the way you wurkit
No dignity, I got to drag it up (drag it up)
[Repeat 1 (3x)]

She's got sass and style
Aced the music pub quiz round,
Saph, it's time to get wild
Twenty thousand posts on the profile
Bruising feelings like a hoe,
How she does it, no one knows
Bitch's the word, slay's the verb
Tea she serves, so forget what you heard
Rollin' with a badness?
You don't even know what sex Raph is
You got some gurls to slay
Just for Reece, Britney promo coming your way
I like the way you ~work bitch~
LeatherTrumpet's winding them up every day
Got Z's crabs in mind, Eurovision time
How many times can we

[Repeat Chorus (4x)]

[Bridge]
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
Hey yo, that girl looks good
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
Play on, play on, players
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
You're my kind of gurl, no dignity
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo
Hey

[Queen Ben]
Cause TiBB's my place now take a seat,
Flying first class from the Mole forteen to TiBB Street
What you know about me? Josy don't try to warn me
Running chat and games, supported by my Shaunny
As for me? I see gamemakers who know nothing
Glasshouse the two worst games there's ever been
Ain't you getting bored with these fake ass hoes?
Mollie did Big Brother then she had to go
Please excuse, if I come across rude
That's just me and that's how a player's got to be
Stay running games with a capital G
Ask the peoples on my blocklist, I'm as real as can be
Watch your backs, I'm a pro in cold blood
So, Petey, pass the word to your weave-snatching buds
I'll be waiting with Marc, ain't nothin' bout us to pity
Queen Ben and Kat & Pete, it's no dignity

[Repeat Chorus (4x)]

[Repeat Bridge]

Yeah, Come on
Ammi in full effect
Lee. in full effect
Vicky in full effect
Tom! in full effect
Hayden in full effect
Ain't nothing goin' on but Hotseat
Yeah play on, players
Play on play on
Cause I like it
No dignity, no doubt, yeah
KatPete productions
We all, we all right
We out, we out.

[Tom4784]

You may have Putin, but I have these girls in these dresses.
http://wiwibloggs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/donatan-cleo-600x390.jpg

Polish prostitutes are of no concern to me.

[Z]

Delayed due to technical difficulties

Shaun is a technical difficulty

[jackc1806]

Okay Shaun there's taking a 'minute' and then there's taking the piss

:joker:

[Loukas]

ok this is gonna have to start at 8 because i'm really unprepared (something's been on telly :whistle:)

but now i've finished the opening ceremony, i just need to get presenters...

get presenters?

[Ammi]

Delayed due to technical difficulties

Shaun is a technical difficulty

..Shaun is just difficult..:fist:..

[Tom4784]

<3

[jackc1806]

bop Shaun

[Loukas]

:laugh:
amazing

[Livia]

Excellent. x

[Jarrod]

Sweg.

[T*]

Less countries :xyxwave:

You didn't pass the semi's in 2012 :hehe:

[Z]

This is such a tune, I wish I knew the raps better so I could sing along :laugh: ace lyrics

[Jarrod]

You didn't pass the semi's in 2012 :hehe:

You didn't have a drag act in 2014 :hehe:

[Ramsay]

You don't even know what sex Raph is


https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p235x165/10290657_10201901071750770_518687225551650047_n.jp g

[T*]

You didn't have a drag act in 2014 :hehe:

But we still won :hehe:

[Ammi]

...emotional lyrics..:'(...

[Glenn.]

*wipes tear*

[T*]

:love:

[jackc1806]

http://www.airlines-inform.com/upload/reviews_pictures/1200-upload-blog-7e8-azal-1.jpg?created

My entourage has arrived

[Pete.]

those lyrics reflect my outlook of life

perfect.

[Shaun]

*receives lawsuit from ammi for the use of audre's name*

[Jay.]

bootiful lyrics those

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/b2FdvdO.jpg

[T*]

Glammirous, Glammirous, ooh glammirous glammirous, ooh foxay foxaay

[Ammi]

*receives lawsuit from ammi for the use of audre's name*

..I'll see you in court next week..:fist:..

[Shaun]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/ba/a7/3c/fe/87/96/2b/46/73/35/e9/af/a0/4f/8f/e6/spd361d7.jpg
You don't think they're going to mind that we aren't Rudolph and Augustine?
Nah, love, don't worry, they probably won't even notice. We're just here to announce songs anyway. Oh are we on?
Greetings, TiBB Eurovision! We're now in our sixth year of this glorious musical festival, and as usual, the songs don't disappoint.
Yes, that is right, Henri. Coming up, we have songs about dogs, UKIP, TiBB members and eyebrows - all of the usual soul-searching subjects. But, as you join us live in...er... who won last year? I'm just typing out thoughts at the moment. Arsenal won something. omg. Lithuania! So that means we must be in Vilnius.
....okay! Our first song comes from Moldova! Please welcome.... mister Penisul :love:

[T*]

It's 8pm biatches

[Drew.]

What a wonderful day

[Livia]

Hurrah! 'Ere we go...

[T*]

http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/ba/a7/3c/fe/87/96/2b/46/73/35/e9/af/a0/4f/8f/e6/spd361d7.jpg
You don't think they're going to mind that we aren't Rudolph and Augustine?
Nah, love, don't worry, they probably won't even notice. We're just here to announce songs anyway. Oh are we on?
Greetings, TiBB Eurovision! We're now in our sixth year of this glorious musical festival, and as usual, the songs don't disappoint.
Yes, that is right, Henri. Coming up, we have songs about dogs, UKIP, TiBB members and eyebrows - all of the usual soul-searching subjects. But, as you join us live in...er... who won last year? I'm just typing out thoughts at the moment. Arsenal won something. omg. Lithuania! So that means we must be in Vilnius.
....okay! Our first song comes from Moldova! Please welcome.... mister Penisul :love:

WHO ARE THESE IMPOSTERS
#bringbackrudolphandaugustine

[Livia]

What a wonderful day

Oh? You a Gunner, Drew? Congrats.

[Tom4784]

FINALLY, I could have invaded several Eastern European Countries whilst waiting for this to start.

[Black Dagger]

Hurray.

I'll play the role of that weird interviewer person who gave Molly cake in the real Eurovision.

[Ammi]

..*huge applause*...

[Shaun]

Lights dim, and the arena goes quiet. The audience is surrounded by darkness.

Through the dark they glimpse a flash of pink. They don't have time to adjust their eyes when again, another flash.


Pixelating on the screen are these images, their blurriness, sharpening with every heartbeat.

http://i.imgur.com/VDAU3kl.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/x9x4EOB.png

The music rumbles into action as if its arrived on the back of a thunderstorm

Enter Mr Penisul
http://i.imgur.com/auKGfOa.jpg

Song begins

Ride On My Penis(to the music of Rise Like A Phoenix by Conchita Wurst)- Mr Penisul

Waking in the brothel
Pulling knickers over arse
Pimp says I'm trouble
Well that time has passed

Peering in the mirror
No, its not tucked in
Stranger getting nearer
Got to get the vaseline

You want to give me anal, tonight
but inside my mind is screaming
Ride on my penis
its large and full of semen
Ride on my penis
give it the warmth its longing for
dont treat me like a *****
Just close the door
I want you to ride on my penis

But you're a top

Get on with your business
act as if its not there
You can't ignore
whats beneath my pubic hair

Cause you wanna give me anal, tonight
and i just lay there, faking it
but inside my mind is screaming
Ride on my penis
its large and full of semen
Ride on my penis
give it the warmth its longing for
dont treat me like a *****
Just close the door

I taped it to my thigh
you felt it and you cried

Ride on my penis
its large and full of semen
Ride on my penis
give it the warmth its longing for
dont treat me like a *****
Just close the door
I want you to ride on my penis

But you're a top

[jackc1806]

Where's Moldova?

[Tom4784]

but yes, I mourn Rudolph and Augustine.

[jackc1806]

Omg hilarious :laugh2:

[Jay.]

oh my god thats incredible hahaha

[Drew.]

Oh? You a Gunner, Drew? Congrats.

Yeah, i am still in a state of shock and happiness.

[Tom4784]

Oh my lawd, this song offends my Russian sensibilities.

[Niamh.]

D:

[Jarrod]

http://static.tumblr.com/ov5gnki/828mcf883/taking_off_sunglasses.gif

[Livia]

LOL... genius.

[Ammi]

..that was beautiful..:flutter:...

[T*]

omg im crying
:laugh2:
Gotta have tea now </3

[GypsyGoth]

That was penistastic!

[Glenn.]

:flutter:

[Pete.]

very well done :laugh2:

[Ammi]

Yeah, i am still in a state of shock and happiness.

..:omg:..:omg:..:omg:...

[jackc1806]

Oh my lawd, this song offends my Russian sensibilities.

Protest by invading Moldova

[Drew.]

Great start Glenn

[Ramsay]

Someone think of the children

[Tom4784]

Protest by invading Moldova

I think I shall.

[Pete.]

Glenn's recollection of the threesome he had during versus?

[Glenn.]

We have armed dildos

[Shaun]

http://escxtra.com/wp-content/uploads/dkhosts1-600x215.png
contemporary eurovision hosts, activate!
Borgen and Forbrydelsen and Bronn oh my!
Yeah. I am making these up as I go along.
Thank you, Moldova, for that stunning tribute to the real winner of Eurovision 2014. Now, we head to Poland-
Are there butter-churning sluts?
No-
not interested
... Poland!

[Jake.]

LOL

[Tom4784]

Oh I've missed these presenter bits <3

[Shaun]

Jaty Perry - “I wrote this in ten minutes”

to the tune of...
F9S-88WxPdE

A brief explanation of the song:
I wrote this song when I was in a dark, dark place. I was writing a business studies essay on demographics and I saw the Eurovision thread, I saw the light. I quit writing that essay as soon as I could. Only to find that I, Jay., would not write songs for ****. But please enjoy my beautiful parody of Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” it shows the true light of my feelings and the open window to a world of unseen magic and power. Enjoy - Jay.

P.S - I would read it whilst listening to Katy Perry’s actual song because it doesn’t sound too bad. :umm2:

Performance:
I'm on the stage with backing dancers and we're essentially copying the Dark Horse music video (as it is a parody) Loads of fireworks, fire, rain effects and lights. The crowd is going wild because they love us and we're a sensation across the world, oh, how they love us... I'm Juicy J and Katy Perry in the parody and oh it's just incredible. You'd have to see it to know just how good it was. [/I]

Oh
Ya'll know what it is
Jay dot - Perry
aha,
let’s ruin this song.

I knew I was
Gonna join the forum
And here I am
I knew I better choose a good forum carefully
‘Cause I will post literally anything
Yep, almost anything

Make me your favourite member
Love me more than your favourite .gif
I’m too nice to be your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

So you know that this song is tragic
Boy, you know it sounds very sinister
Baby it only took me ten minutes to write this
Cause I’m coming at you like that dying monkey pic
I’m not ready for, ready for
For my douze pointe, douze pointe
Cause I’m a boss at writing songs
There’s no going back (to the day job)

Mark my words
This song will not win
Like that dying monkey pic
Like that dying monkey pic with breathing tubes
But it should win
Why would you choose to not let this win, not let this win

Me winning is in your hands now baby
It’s a yes not a no you know it
So just be sure to let me win
And let me win TIBB Eurovision 2014

So you know that this song is tragic
Boy, you know it sounds very sinister
Baby it only took me ten minutes to write this
Cause I’m coming at you like that dying monkey pic
I’m not ready for, ready for
For my douze pointe, douze pointe
Cause I’m a boss at writing songs
There’s no going back (to the day job)

Uh
Now I have to write a rap
How am I gonna do dat
This won’t win,
Like Jeffrey Dahmer (WHO?!!!)
Be truthful
I’m not gonna lead you on
12 Points to Poland
My post count may be small
But 12 points please
This may not rhyme
But I actually took quite a lot of time
In writing this song so I could win
Now I don’t want to have to waste my time
This should be my fairy tail ending okay
12 Points to Poland
Who the hell is Jeffrey Dahmer?
Who?

Damn I think I might win
Small post count, but this songs in the bin
This song was like a roller coaster
Ruined this song with my bad song writing skills
Jaty Perry for the win
I was tryna think of a good song to choose
But I chose this stupid song
I messed it up and got nil points

So you know that this song is tragic
Boy, you know it sounds very sinister
Baby it only took me ten minutes to write this
Cause I’m coming at you like that dying monkey pic
I’m not ready for, ready for
For my douze pointe, douze pointe
Cause I’m a boss at writing songs
There’s no going back (to the day job)

[Pete.]

I have the conchita song in my head now

[Jay.]

oh dear god no
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/spongebob-shame.gif

[Jarrod]

Well, that was interesting.

[Ammi]

..is that yours Jay..?..that's excellent and you wrote it so quickly/amazing..:love:..

[Tom4784]

I liked it, it was good considering you wrote it in ten minutes.

[jackc1806]

A good effort *claps profusely*

[Drew.]

Not sure who made this but very good

[Jay.]

..is that yours Jay..?..that's excellent and you wrote it so quickly/amazing..:love:..

haha yeah, thank you :facepalm:

aw thanks guys haha

[GypsyGoth]

Good work!!

[Glenn.]

:love:

[Ammi]

haha yeah, thank you :facepalm:

aw thanks guys haha

..wow, welcome to your first TiBB Eurovision, I'm really impressed...

[Ramsay]

My 10 minute wonder fails compared to this D:

[Z]

Glenn, great opener. Ride me like a penis. Jay, you only did this in 10 minutes!? Nice one

[Jarrod]

My 10 minute wonder fails compared to this D:

X2

[Livia]

Mark my words
This song will not win
Like that dying monkey pic
Like that dying monkey pic with breathing tubes
But it should win
Why would you choose to not let this win, not let this win
LOL... that's proper Eurovision.

[Pete.]

Loves it

[Ammi]

My 10 minute wonder fails compared to this D:

..you told me that you had worked on it for 12 minutes..:fist:...

[Glenn.]

Glenn, great opener. *Ride me like a penis. Jay, you only did this in 10 minutes!? Nice one

Ride on my Penis tyvm :idc:

[Jay.]

My 10 minute wonder fails compared to this D:

good :devil:

[Niamh.]

Well done Jay :love:

[Shaun]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0lN9cowJiHk/UvHqNlEMdfI/AAAAAAAAHgU/nDil2G3vis0/s1600/Danish+Presenters.jpg
I JUST HAD SEEEEEX
I always knew Katy Perry wrote her songs in ten minutes...
That wasn't actually Katy though
lmao whatever
no really
Well I thought her tits were a bit flat
Shalom! Let's hear what Israel has to sing...

[Drew.]

http://www.youngmusicians.tv/img/upload/flags/big/spain.jpg

[Tom4784]

Livia <3

[jackc1806]

http://api.ning.com/files/8jFZXv44GjTXot91kYfHmrEcuYd57lDvCxw4aC8T*FBL9pD-kmK-d3ywN5LvaZ2oYTr3H6No103v9ECGNqMyyFgbY*GVDacg/spain20flagRESIZE800450fit.jpg

:blush2:

[Ammi]

..*excited for this one*..

[Shaun]

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_4fZv-S--Yio/TVlPz6DbQNI/AAAAAAAATeQ/N8brUFcdHCs/s800/Israel.gif

LVBrcFOJVdY

TiBB Eurovision 2014
Israeli Entry…

Introducing… New Yids On The Block

“Livia’s Army”

You’ve all been naughty
Baiting, trolling, arguments galore
We’re gonna occupy you
It’s a plan that we have used before
We are here to lay down the law
And we’re doing it without a Six Day War

Livia’s Army will save the day
Livia’s Army have new AKs
And you’ll be seriously off your chump if you start sh1t today.

No more infractions
We’ve developed a new scheme
In future moderators
Will be trained by a crack Mossad team
In “TV Chat” we’ve deployed a tank
“Serious Debates” is the new West Bank

Livia’s Army will save the day
Livia’s Army have new AKs
And you’ll be seriously off your chump if you start sh1t today.

We’re cracking down on fuss and fights
“General Chat”’s the new Golan Heights
If negative bullsh1t gets expressed
We’ll bounce your arse over to DS.
And they can sort out the bleedin’ mess.

Our occupation
Means were on duty night and day
And our authority
Stretches from BB to PlugDJ

If you’ve got a problem with our aims
You should know it’s been approved by James…

Livia’s Army will save the day
Livia’s Army have new AKs
And you’ll be seriously off your chump if you start sh1t today.
We won’t take it lying down if you start sh1t today
We’ll pop a cap in your mashugana arse if you start sh1t today
Oy Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Oy Oy Oy Vey….x

[Shaun]

*sways and smiles*

[jackc1806]

Iconic tune there

[jackc1806]

:lovedup:

[GypsyGoth]

New Yids On The Block :laugh2:

[Ramsay]

Livia :love:

[Ammi]

..New Yids on the Block..'...genius...oy vey, oy vey, oy vey...inspirational Livia..:lovedup:...