The Winner of TiBB Eurovision 2014 is Niamh!

[jackc1806]

Good tom :love:

[Jay.]

sluttytina69 that song is the bomb :dazzler:

[Ammi]

..hahaha...fabulous Tom..:flutter:...

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/wm8ETWW.gif

:love:

[Shaun]

http://eurovisionireland.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/vladamir-putin-crying.jpg?w=560&h=315&crop=1
this is all just too gay, i'm sorry, i can't take it. here's the spanish entry, featuring some furry little friends!

[Ammi]

..Drew..:amazed:..

[Shaun]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Flag_of_Spain.svg/23px-Flag_of_Spain.svg.png Pablo Pug - Pug's Life Ft P.B, LT Fernando & Llorenté Doberman http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Flag_of_Spain.svg/23px-Flag_of_Spain.svg.png

http://i.imgur.com/40kKsOu.png


MAfKLnTM1zc

Uh oh, Uh oh, Oh!, Oh!, Oh!
They ain’t ready for this
LT Fernando
P.B
Llorenté
It's that new 'Pug y'all

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)

(Verse One: Tupug)

Started with that wrinkly snout, bitches plotting to sell me
Runt of the litter, begged that same bitch to keep me
Hit panic mode like a mad Pug wit nothing but fleas
See me in an ad goin’ for that five figure fee
Biting and dribbling all over the buyers bitch
Look how far we come
Picture a short-muzzled face
Chasing those double Bernese
Cage full of fluff, mierda and piss
Way out
So they play “Gonna Buy Me A Dog”
Never visioned I’d be the one they lookin for
This is the end, cracked out or in the dirt
Never seen a glossy coat like this
Crufts woulda led me to fame
Watch out I ain’t really this tame
To all the mother****er's that say Pug’s with erections can’t climb stairs
Why's everybody caught up In Pug's life?
To y'all bitches
Who refused to keep me
Nunca te olvides de mí!!

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)


(Verse Two: P.B)

I remember that tail
Hola
What's happening Pug
Yeah I know we never got to meet
But I made you number one on my list of dogs to mate
You taught me first, Beef is gonna give me obesity
And all that bone you had me chew
Meant a lot to me
But then they came and snatched you up it was too much to see
They muzzled up my nose and did the same thing to me
Bitches get the wrong idea when they see my initials
Talking out loud thinking I’m some kinda Play Boy
So I tell ‘em all Pit Bull is what it is
Now they all back up with their claws up to me
See we ain't all like you Pug so for me it’s a real struggle
Get away with crimes using those big dark eyes
Dog treats over bitches, get to taste 'em for you love 'em
Death before dishonour never feed on one another
Dress you in costumes just to get a couple photos
One day you’ll win Best In Show now its yours to lose

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)

(Verse Three: Tupug)

I gather attention in large amounts
People stare and try to pounce
Spending days making pug memes do so by all accounts
Bitches be jealous of those rose shaped ears
They barking off at the mouth till I fill it up with my pump
Compact breathing keepin me weary
While you fronting I will reverse sneeze all over you
Bitch you scared
You been mistaking me for years
Marty Feldman like he’s a fear
An easy mistake
Just setting the record straight
Cos you were tellin a lie
Whilst you were pussyfooting around deciding whether to chase
These felines gonna get caught no it ain’t a disgrace
Leaving no trace, the smoothest Pug that ever escaped
Bitches crowd in a flurry
Still I hunt, I'm never worried
Mr. Retriever tell me to mate and I'ma mate
Still I remain un-exaggerated Motherpuggers's lookin so fly
It’s not the way I imagined my life
Wrinkled up it is how it is
Pug’s life im’a stay on top
Word up

(Chorus: Llorenté)

Pug's life
(Everybody need's to chill)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(It's Tupug the king)
What do you know about Pug's life
(What do you know? What do you know?)
(Only real pugs stay on top)
Everybody talking 'bout Pug's life
(Outlawz)

http://i.imgur.com/9xNnJpO.png

[T*]

Oh btw, The lol :)))) is suppossed to be 50+ year olds on facebook :hehe:

[jackc1806]

That's an amazing song drew :lovedup:

[Livia]

Great job Tom

[Jay.]

my jam
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/aerobic.gif

[Ammi]

..Pug's Life..:lovedup:...simply wonderful...

[Ramsay]

Excellent job guys!

[Livia]

LOL... excellent Drew

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: Pug's Life

[Pete.]

We need more bops

[Natalie.]

Brilliant Drew :laugh:

[Drew.]

Thanks :love:

[Niamh.]

Catching up again...............Shaun omg :worship:

[Tom4784]

Just caught up. Amazing <3

[Glenn.]

Ride on my Penis seems vastly inferior to these lyrical masterpieces :worship:

[smudgie]

Where do you begin with voting..the standard is so high

:worship:

[jackc1806]

Ride on my Penis seems vastly inferior to these lyrical masterpieces :worship:

Ride on my penis is iconic :dance:

[Shaun]

sorry was trying to find links for all the entries' posts... here's the netherlands....yadayadayada...

[Pete.]

Ride on my Penis seems vastly inferior to these lyrical masterpieces :worship:
That's seemed like ages ago

[Shaun]

"When I'm High" by Conzors

LYRICS:
I've got my ticket for the Netherlands,
Packed some rizzlas for the way,
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow. What d'you say?

When I'm high, when I'm high
I’m not gonna know you when im high,
Im wont know ya by ya hair,
I’m wont know ya anywhere,
I wont know ya when im high.

Now im high, Now im high,
Your so funny when im high,
You look really hot,
When really your not,
Oh now I wish I wasn’t high,

I've got some money for the coffee shop
The one with that sells all that pot,
It's got tulips, it’s got beer,
its got cheese and all the queers,
But its okay cos they can get married here,

When I'm gay, when I'm gay,
I can get married when im gay,
I’m gonna own ya by my walk,
im gonna own ya by my talk, oh
You wont care that im gay,

I don’t speak dutch, I don’t speak dutch,
why is everyone talking dutch,
I don’t know what your saying,
but ill nod along whilst im paying,
why am I a snobby English man,

When I'm gone, when I'm gone
Im gonna miss it when I'm gone
Im gonna miss it by its walk
im gonna miss it by its talk, oh
please say I win Eurovision

Album Cover:
http://i62.tinypic.com/98adzt.jpg
Music Video:B4YGph6ADJw&feature=youtu.be

[Livia]

Ride on my Penis seems vastly inferior to these lyrical masterpieces :worship:

Well I enjoyed both the song and the sentiment.

[Shaun]

this video :lovedup:

[Drew.]

:joker: The video is amazing

[Jack.]

Just been reading back. Thanks guys for the lovely comments :)

[Glenn.]

"Hello, I'm the Netherlands" :laugh2:

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

"why is everyone talking dutch?"

:joker: this is magnificent

[jackc1806]

That video omg

[Tom4784]

This is...this is transcendent.

[Livia]

Haha Conzors you nutcase... excellent video, excellent song.

[Jay.]

hahahahaha that's incredible, lav it

[Shaun]

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Eurovision+Song+Contest+Moscow+2009+1st+Semi+kQbu7 0NgKH7l.jpg
We're almost there, my darling Augustine!
Yes, I am going to miss hosting next year.
Excuse me?
I am leaving.
...
Yes, I was booked to host the MTV Video Music Awards. Me and Jason Derulo.
I...
Here's our final act of the night - Liechtenstein!
You Judas ****
[rudolph fatally clobbers augustine with his microphone]

[Natalie.]

Conzors that is just amazing :laugh: the video

[Tom4784]

Poor Augustine.

[Shaun]

Moany Ben - With These Gifs of Orangutan

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http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/*********** http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********
http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/*********** http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********
http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********


Oranguuuuu, Oranguuuuu, Oraaaannngguu, Orannguuuuu

With these gifs of Orangutan, where we were taken down
Ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Orangutan.

With these gifs of Orangutan, where we were taken down
Ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Orangutan.

When the wicked
Knocked us away and locked us in captivity
We try so hard to be so strong
but how shall we post our gifs of ******** when they are always banned?

When the wicked
Knocked us away and locked us in captivity
We try so hard to be so strong
but how shall we post our gifs of ******** when they are always banned?

Oranguuuuu, Oranguuuuu, Oraaaannngguu, Orannguuuuu

http://www.breatheheavy.com/exhale/public/style_emoticons/default/***********

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Let the absurds try and doubt and the nations try and start
Be accepting of our rights on here tonight

Let the cured fight it out and the deviation of our fine arts
Be accepted and shine so bright on here tonight

With these gifs of Orangutan, where we were taken down
Ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Orangutan.


http://abload.de/img/orangloriaf6ylv.gif

Oranguuuuu, Oranguuuuu, Oraaaannngguu, Orannguuuuu


With these gifs of Orangutan, where we were taken down
Ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Orangutan.


With these gifs of Orangutan (love gifs of Glornagutan)
where we were taken down (you hear the weaves cry)
Ye-eah we wept, (they need their god)
when we remembered Orangutan. (ooh, have the power)

With these gifs of Orangutan, where we were taken down
Ye-eah we wept, when we remembered Orangutan.


http://i.imgur.com/xB0F8uF.gif

[Pete.]

R.I.P Augustine

[Cherie]

"When I'm High" by Conzors

LYRICS:
I've got my ticket for the Netherlands,
Packed some rizzlas for the way,
And I sure would like some sweet company
And I'm leaving tomorrow. What d'you say?

When I'm high, when I'm high
I’m not gonna know you when im high,
Im wont know ya by ya hair,
I’m wont know ya anywhere,
I wont know ya when im high.

Now im high, Now im high,
Your so funny when im high,
You look really hot,
When really your not,
Oh now I wish I wasn’t high,

I've got some money for the coffee shop
The one with that sells all that pot,
It's got tulips, it’s got beer,
its got cheese and all the queers,
But its okay cos they can get married here,

When I'm gay, when I'm gay,
I can get married when im gay,
I’m gonna own ya by my walk,
im gonna own ya by my talk, oh
You wont care that im gay,

I don’t speak dutch, I don’t speak dutch,
why is everyone talking dutch,
I don’t know what your saying,
but ill nod along whilst im paying,
why am I a snobby English man,

When I'm gone, when I'm gone
Im gonna miss it when I'm gone
Im gonna miss it by its walk
im gonna miss it by its talk, oh
please say I win Eurovision

Album Cover:
http://i62.tinypic.com/98adzt.jpg
Music Video:B4YGph6ADJw&feature=youtu.be


Conzors :joker: Why you never make ML is one of lifes enigmas.


and I voted for you :fist:

[Ammi]

...:joker:...Conzors..:worship:...

[Shaun]

am i delirious with FA Cup glee, or are we now at the point where we have a song about orangutans

i am so
so
so
confused
and happy
and life is beautiful

[jackc1806]

Oranguuu :love: :laugh2:

[Jay.]

aw i love it, every song was great :lovedup:

[jackc1806]

Everyone could win the standard is that high

[Shaun]

new page for voting deets~

[GypsyGoth]

:laugh2: good work Ben!

[Ammi]

...fabulous Ben..:lovedup:..

[Niamh.]

Tom and Drew :love:

Conzors :laugh2: Brilliant

Ben :laugh:

[Shaun]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/2/6/1391684384378/Eurovision-2014-hosts-Nik-011.jpg

Right then, that wraps up our extravaganza. Voting is now open for you to pick your favourite entries! And this year, the vote's a little different, to tie in with the real thing. As usual - Pete, Matt, Z, Ammi, Kate and I will rank all entries (fairly :p) based on their effort, creativity and general awesomeness - with each 'top spot' worth the maximum 18pts and each 'worst song' worth just the 1.

However, for you voting public (and other contestants that aren't judges), this is where we spice things up a bit. You can now vote for ten entries, using the Eurovision voting format:

12pts (favourite):
10pts:
8pts:
7pts:
6pts:
5pts:
4pts:
3pts:
2pts:
1pt:

Remember, all voting - judges and public - must be done by PMing me :) And PLEASE don't just vote for your friends, vote for the strongest songs. Here's a reminder again of all of them:

http://www.senojflags.com/images/national-flag-symbols/Moldova-Flag.png #1 - Moldova - Glenn - "Ride on my Penis" by Mr. Penisul (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851569&postcount=443)
http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/medium/Poland.png #2 - Poland - Jay. - "I Wrote This in 10 Minutes" by Jaty Perry (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851597&postcount=468)
http://www.fancyicons.com/free-icons/103/flags/png/32/israel_flag_32.png #3 - Israel - Livia - "Livia's Army" by New Yids on the Block (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851631&postcount=494)
http://www.iconattitude.com/icons/open_icon_library/intl/png/32/flag-kosovo.png #4 - Kosovo - Katherine. - "Zaviour of the World" by Zeemaniacs (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851665&postcount=517)
http://www.checkmend.com/uk/images/site/uk-flag.png #5 - United Kingdom - JackF - "Don't Bring Him Home" by Alex Keys (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851692&postcount=536)
http://www.senojflags.com/images/national-flag-symbols/Austria-Flag.png #6 - Austria - Jarrod - "The Ode of a Big Brother Winner" by Jarrod (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851724&postcount=560)
http://megaicons.net/static/img/icons_sizes/16/1386/32/germany-flag-icon.png #7 - Germany - Jake. - "Zeeplause" by Lady Greg-Greg (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851756&postcount=588)
http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/custom-icon-design/flag-3/32/Russia-Flag-icon.png #8 - Russia - Dezzy - "Into the Putin" by Vladimir Putin (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851789&postcount=616)
http://www.eucerd.eu/wp-content/themes/custom-community/images/flags/Ireland-Flag-32.png #9 - Ireland - Niamh. - "Potato" by Beyjasus Knowles (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851814&postcount=638)
http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/medium/Switzerland.png #10 - Denmark - Karl (Ramsay) - "Denmark is the Best" by Captain Denmark (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851840&postcount=660)
http://www.eucerd.eu/wp-content/themes/custom-community/images/flags/Estonia-32.png #11 - Estonia - Z - "Dude" by Little Mikes (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851860&postcount=677)
http://www.fancyicons.com/free-icons/103/flags/png/32/finland_flag_32.png #12 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Necrophiliac" by Ravenheart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851892&postcount=695)
http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/gosquared/flag/32/Azerbaijan-flat-icon.png #13 - Azerbaijan - jackc1806 - "Eyebrows (feat. Solange)" by Artur Rasizade (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851921&postcount=715)
http://www.eucerd.eu/wp-content/themes/custom-community/images/flags/Luxembourg-Flag-32.png #14 - Luxembourg - Shaun - "British Place" by Nigi Faraj (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851943&postcount=728)
http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/medium/Sweden.png #15 - Sweden - Tom! - "Menopause" by SluttyTina69 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851978&postcount=749)
http://www.eurovision.tv/img/upload/flags/medium/Spain.png #16 - Spain - Drew. - "Pug's Life" by Pablo Pug (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6851995&postcount=758)
http://icons.iconarchive.com/icons/custom-icon-design/flag-3/32/Netherlands-Flag-icon.png #17 - Netherlands - Conzors. - "When I'm High" by Conzors (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6852020&postcount=777)
http://png-2.findicons.com/files/icons/282/flags/32/liechtenstein.png #18 - Liechtenstein - Benjamin - "With these Gifs of Orangutan" by Moany Ben (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6852037&postcount=792)

All votes close at 8pm tomorrow, when the results will be revealed. Good luck all :love:

[T*]

What happened to Portugal

[Drew.]

Cheers Shaun, that was good fun. Will get round to voting later :)

[Jay.]

yayyyy, good luck guys ;D

[Cherie]

Can we have the pages for each entry please?

[jackc1806]

Well done on a successful contest Shaun :love:

[Ramsay]

Great job Shaun :worship:

[Tom4784]

It's been a vintage year <3 I've just voted.

[Ammi]

..thank you Shaun..:love:..as always this was incredible and spectacular, you're an absolute treasure and pretty amazing..really thank you, it was a great evening....and the songs just get better each year, such amazing talent, I'm in awe of you guys..:lovedup:...



...a Eurovision without an entry from James and Nathan..:sad:..maybe they've already gone on their road trip..:amazed:....

[Jarrod]

Amazing show. :amazed:

[Jay.]

yesss, good job Shaun! ;D
loved it ;p

[Glenn.]

Well done everyone. Some top notch songs. I've been in stitches all night. :flutter:

Well done Shaun on another successful year :love:

[GypsyGoth]

voted


Can we have the pages for each entry please?

There's links to them in this post http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6852052&postcount=804

[Shaun]

Can we have the pages for each entry please?

all entries are linked above to their flag :)

[Livia]

It's going to be hard to vote, everyone's song was equally brilliant in different ways. I'll have to mull it over. Great work everyone...

Thanks Shaun, for all the work xx

[Ramsay]

I think it's safe to say i have this one in the bag

[Josy]

These were all fantastic, well done all and great job hosting as usual Shaun.

Going to be really difficult voting..

[Jay.]

I think it's safe to say i have this one in the bag

I was just about to post this... :shocked:

[Shaun]

although there've only been 3 sets of (public) votes so far, there're only 3 songs without points... this one could be INCREDIBLY close (and extremely loud)

[Shaun]

and I am thoroughly unprepared for the eventuality of a tied winner... do I either give both songs the win, or make them lip-synch for their lives :think:

[Jake.]

Thanks for this Shaun.. was fantastic, well done everyone

[Cherie]

all entries are linked above to their flag :)

Doh! Thanks

[Glenn.]

Moldova has sent its votes. Good luck everyone :love:

[jackc1806]

Someone do odds? :amazed:

[Benjamin]

I honestly cannot wait to go through these properly :love:

[Benjamin]

Shaun voting closes tomorrow night?

[Benjamin]

Also sorry if my entry was a bit naff, I've seen a few of the entries and they seem amazing, a great effort by the looks of it from everyone.

[Niamh.]

Ireland has sent their votes.

Amazing work everyone, it was really hard to just vote for 10 of you :(


Shaun, thank you so much for hosting this again, it really is my favourite of the TiBB events :worship:

[Shaun]

I won't do odds, but I will reveal my judging :tongue: but not now, since it might influence voting... I'll do it tomorrow :laugh:

[jackc1806]

Azerbaijan has sent its vote by carrier pigeon...

Great effort everyone!

[Shaun]

only one country has yet to pick up votes now... and it ISN'T DENMARK :o

[jackc1806]

only one country has yet to pick up votes now... and it ISN'T DENMARK :o

is it me omg

[Shaun]

:ninja2:
no

i am not going to reply to everyone asking "is it me" btw so i'll leave now

[jackc1806]

:ninja2:
no

i am not going to reply to everyone asking "is it me" btw so i'll leave now

sorry :laugh: I guess it sort of undermines the whole point of a countdown :hugesmile:

[Glenn.]

only one country has yet to pick up votes now... and it ISN'T DENMARK :o

I knew I should thrown dildos out to the audience :facepalm:

[GypsyGoth]

Shaun, thank you so much for hosting this again, it really is my favourite of the TiBB events :worship:

I agree it's brilliant fun and it's wonderful to see everyone's creative side.

And flawless hosting Shaun :flutter:

[Shaun]

yes yes i know i'm perfect but let's leave the thank yous until it's over tomorrow :blush2:

*collects gifts and flowers and ego swells*

[Ramsay]

only one country has yet to pick up votes now... and it ISN'T DENMARK :o

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[GypsyGoth]

http://i.imgur.com/wbPUgUh.png

[Shaun]

:joker: i remember that. good times

[Jack.]

I bet it's the uk that's not picked up any votes :bawling: :joker:

[Pete.]

Struggled with my top 5/6 especially the top 3 but I feel comfortable with my list. The standard was so high that I had to place good entries quite low down :(

However good luck all for tomorrow

[Pete.]

At least everyone has a vote now :dance:

[Jack.]

Uk has now submitted it's votes. I loved all the songs but there was one that really was really a stand out performance and was easy for me to give 12 points to them,

[Pete.]

Uk has now submitted it's votes. I loved all the songs but there was one that really stud out and was my easy 12 points
Stud out

http://s29.postimg.org/75g1ixo6f/image.jpg

[Drew.]

Spains votes are in

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/bb/c2/3b/bbc23b2b5a14aa729a4f08723f2e32ec.jpg

[Livia]

Voted. It was so hard... everyone was so good.

[Kizzy]

Wish I'd done one now :joker:

[Glenn.]

I'm already planning next years entry. It's going to be spectacular :flutter:

[Ammi]

..just good luck for later everyone..:love:.. I can't think of one entry that isn't deserving to win..hopefully it'll be an 18 way tie but I have a feeling it won't ...I'm going to hate having to put these in order..such a high standard this year, this is starting to get serious...

[Conzors]

aw thanks for all the kind comments about mine!
everyone elses was ****ing brill i was loling throughout.

sorry i would of been online for it but my internet was down!

ill vote now
xxx

[Jake.]

Will vote when I'm back from work, this isn't going to be easy :(

[Shaun]

OK, this is going to be incredibly close but I can reveal that it looks like there's a four-horse race for the crown... but they're only about 10-15 points ahead of everyone else, so there's plenty of time for someone to catch up D:

[Jack.]

OK, this is going to be incredibly close but I can reveal that it looks like there's a four-horse race for the crown... but they're only about 10-15 points ahead of everyone else, so there's plenty of time for someone to catch up D:

Wow! What time do the votes close?

[reece(:]

I've voted :pipe:

[Daniel.]

Gonna read this and vote :dazzler:

[Benjamin]

Just gone through them all and sent Liechtenstein's Votes off.

Some hilarious entries this year. :joker:


Shaun how do you reveal the votes this year? Do you reveal who each country voted for like the Eurovision and then the judges scores and then the public ones (in one big go) to build up suspense?

[Livia]

Got to wait a whole year for the next TiBB Eurovision :-(

[Z]

Just about to go through all the performances - saw all the early ones but missed the last few; going to do my judge scores now :D

[Livia]

Good luck Zee... they're all amazing!

[Benjamin]

I closed the show, me and my orangutans are happy with that :dazzler:

[Jay.]

I closed the show, me and my orangutans are happy with that :dazzler:

the show only start when jaty perry walked on that stage though
http://www.cidadeverde.com/noticias/editor/assets/img63/Katy-Perry-Dark-Horse-Gif-Josalyn-Monet.gif

[Benjamin]

http://i.imgur.com/xB0F8uF.gif

[Jay.]

oh i cant get that song 'i wrote this in 10 minutes' out of my head it is just so good...
whoever wrote it deserves 12 points!!
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/happy-dancing.gif

did my brainwashing work idk

[Tom4784]

What's everyone's predictions? I think Niamh or Conzors is going to win because those songs <3. Can't quite decide who will come third though, either Shaun or Greg I think.

I'll come somewhere in the middle of the bunch I think.

[Jay.]

I think niamh/katherine will win

i'm probably gonna come like 15th :joker:

[Glenn.]

Conzors was unexpectedly amazing and that video. Just :love:

[Jack.]

Conzors was great :love:

[Benjamin]

I think top 2 will be Ireland/Netherlands with maybe Spain in 3rd?

[Drew.]

It'll probably give away who i've voted for if i predict the winner :pipe2:

[Ramsay]

Kate or Conzors i think

[Jack.]

All I'm hoping is that I'm not going to be last :laugh:

[Ramsay]

Oh and the votes from Denmark are now in
Good luck laaads

[Z]

Oh my God

[Z]

:laugh3: you're all mental, I haven't even given any of these less than 5/10, they're all so great. Now to try and rank them and send to Shaun... impossible

[jackc1806]

I just don't want to finish last, I'll be happy with anything else 'specially since it's my first Eurovision entry :)

[Ramsay]

I think i deserve quite a high placing
The lack of effort i put into my entry was quite amazing

[jackc1806]

Really can't call it :shrug: looking forward to 8pm though!

[Jay.]

I think i deserve quite a high placing
The lack of effort i put into my entry was quite amazing

[2] :worship:

[Jack.]

Really can't call it :shrug: looking forward to 8pm though!

[2]

[Z]

I had three 10/10s so they're my top 3 in my judge scores. Loads of 9s and 8s as well. Great standard this year!!

[Shaun]

it's taking a lot of strength not to reply with abusive PMs to the votes that aren't including me :bored: IS RECORDING AN ACTUAL SONG NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GAYS

[Tom4784]

it's taking a lot of strength not to reply with abusive PMs to the votes that aren't including me :bored: IS RECORDING AN ACTUAL SONG NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GAYS

Gurl you're preaching to the godamn choir here.

[Shaun]

oh btw tonight, at eight, I'll reveal the leaderboard according to the judges' scores (without the points) first and then do a reverse countdown from 18th-1st with the combined totals.

[Jake.]

Voted, very tough indeed

[Benjamin]

I'd like a top ten finish this year for the fist time ever, but I'm not holding out hope. If Crab Man didn't do it I doubt Orangu will. :laugh:

[Shaun]

Current Voters: Black Dagger, Jake, Karl, Ben, Reece, Drew, Hayden, Jay, JackF, jackc1806, Glenn, Niamh, GypsyGoth, Dezzy,
(and judges: Z. Pete & I)
I'll press the contestants to vote :p since it's a sneaky tactic to make sure you don't give others points :tongue:

[Glenn.]

It wouldn't be Eurovision without the participating countries voting.

[Benjamin]

You should dock 10pts off all the countries that fail/plan not to vote :idc:

[Livia]

Current Voters: Black Dagger, Jake, Karl, Ben, Reece, Drew, Hayden, Jay, JackF, jackc1806, Glenn, Niamh, GypsyGoth, Dezzy,
(and judges: Z. Pete & I)
I'll press the contestants to vote :p since it's a sneaky tactic to make sure you don't give others points :tongue:

Did you not receive mine? Wonder who I sent it to then...? I'll give it another go.

[Cherie]

Did you not receive mine? Wonder who I sent it to then...? I'll give it another go.

Oh that old chestnut :laugh:

[Shaun]

Did you not receive mine? Wonder who I sent it to then...? I'll give it another go.

Yeah (and still haven't?) :shrug:

[Shaun]

just got it this second :p

[Livia]

Yeah (and still haven't?) :shrug:

Sent it now... sorry x

[Cherie]

:laugh3: you're all mental, I haven't even given any of these less than 5/10, they're all so great. Now to try and rank them and send to Shaun... impossible

.

[Ammi]

:laugh3: you're all mental, I haven't even given any of these less than 5/10, they're all so great. Now to try and rank them and send to Shaun... impossible

..:sad:..

[Glenn.]

I keep laughing at "Hi, I'm the Netherlands" :joker:

[Conzors]

Done x

[Shaun]

CURRENT TIBB ITUNES SINGLES CHART~
#1 (NEW) - Conzors - When I'm High
#2 (down 1) - Ravenheart - I Came, I'm Sore, I'm Bonkers
#3 (NEW) - Beyjaysus Knowles - Potato
#4 (NEW) - Nigi Faraj - British Place
#5 (NEW) - Moany Ben - These Gifs of Orangutan
#6 (down 4) - Jay.son Derulo - Wiggle
#7 (RE ENTRY) - Tupac ShaKarl & Dr Audre - Lithuania Love
#8 (NEW) - Lady Greg Greg - Zeeplause
#9 (down 7) - Reece Smiles - Weave Got to Stick Together
#10 (NEW) - Mr. Penisul - Ride on My Penis

[Pete.]

A typical flop release from Reece there

[Jack.]

A typical flop release from Reece there

Im the flop the uk is not in the top 10 like Usual :joker:

[Shaun]

he gets all his fangirls to buy on release but then it falls faster than solange's arms

[Benjamin]

orangu storming into the top 5 :dazzler:

[Drew.]

Boo

[reece(:]

A typical flop release from Reece there
pressed I charted higher than Britney Jean?

[Glenn.]

Top 10 wohooo

[Pete.]

pressed I charted higher than Britney Jean?
Correct

Can Perfume?

[reece(:]

Perfume could neva

[Vicky.]

Voted, some had me in total stitches :laugh:

Was so hard to pick between my top 4

[Kate!]

It's took me all day on and off to read all these entries.

I really want to pour praise on the ones I liked the best (and the standard was bloody stunning :love:) but don't want to give away my votes so I'll wait. :grin2:

[Tom4784]

EXCUSE ME.

Why isn't the modern Eurovision classic 'Into the Putin' ruling the charts :hmph:

[jackc1806]

Where is eyebrows? Are you sure it's been released cos it would be topping the charts

[Jay.]

ooo what the charts thing, is it the people who have the most votes? ;O

[Jake.]

Lady Greg-Greg coming for that top ten smash

[Pete.]

EXCUSE ME.

Why isn't the modern Eurovision classic 'Into the Putin' ruling the charts :hmph:
I'm afraid that it has failed to chart :hehe:

[Jake.]

EXCUSE ME.

Why isn't the modern Eurovision classic 'Into the Putin' ruling the charts :hmph:

The video was delayed and everybody lost interest

[Jake.]

#buyforeheadpoponitunes

http://i.imgur.com/rvu9RQ7.png

[Pete.]

The video was delayed and everybody lost interest
just like DWUW

:worry:

[Jake.]

just like DWUW

:worry:

It's fine because the G.U.Y (Greg Under You) video is being released within the current weeks

[Benjamin]

Moany Ben has no time for these second rate flops. :dazzler:

[Pete.]

It's fine because the G.U.Y (Greg Under You) video is being released within the current weeks
yas top quality vid it promises to be :worship:

[Shaun]

we've only got 4 minutes to save the world.

[Shaun]

matt where on earth are your votes

[Pete.]

we've only got 4 minutes to save the world.
no hesitatin
grab a boy, then grab a girl

iconic B.O.P
:dazzler:

[Pete.]

good luck y'all

[Glenn.]

It's fine because the G.U.Y (Greg Under You) video is being released within the current weeks

:joker: :joker:

[Tom4784]

Madonna is the Devil.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/19/article-2425854-1BEAA550000005DC-418_306x423.jpg

[Shaun]

tom and jarrod you're the only participants not to have voted :nono:

[Tom4784]

Shady bitches.

[Glenn.]

Dock their points :fist:

[T*]

OH ****

[Jay.]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/good-luck.gif

[Drew.]

Now he remembers

[T*]

Omg i was going to do it after tea I didn't know it'd be this late :(

[Tom4784]

Dock their points :fist:

AND GIVE THEM TO RUSSIA :fist:

[jackc1806]

Here we go :love:

[T*]

http://fast.swide.com/wp-content/uploads/agony-aunt-ben-taylor-family-arguments-paula-deen-please-forgive-me-inside.gif

[Glenn.]

AND GIVE THEM TO RUSSIA :fist:


YES!

Good luck boys :hehe:

[Headie]

How do the votes get revealed... individually like in the real Eurovision or just overall points from bottom to top?

[Pete.]

http://fast.swide.com/wp-content/uploads/agony-aunt-ben-taylor-family-arguments-paula-deen-please-forgive-me-inside.gif
no bitch

now where are dese results?

[T*]

CAn I quickly vote or

[Shaun]

yes :p

[Glenn.]

Tom fearing Russia's retribution

[jackc1806]

Shaun isn't going to take another 'minute' is he :yuk:

[T*]

DO I just pick one song

[Shaun]

whilst we wait for Stockholm to sort out their technical difficulties, I'll begin by revealing my rankings... please forgive me if you came near the bottom, it was a close year ok

[Shaun]

tom you pick ten in order of preference :p

12pts:
10pts:
8pts:
7... etc

[Jake.]

Dock his points

[Tom4784]

Tom fearing Russia's retribution

As he should, why do you think Nathan and Lemonjam never got round to entering a song? :devil:

[Glenn.]

poor lemonjam

[T*]

I'm sorry that it's taking a bit

[T*]

Done

[Glenn.]

Well done Thomas.

[T*]

As he should, why do you think Nathan and Lemonjam never got round to entering a song? :devil:

We don't wanna Put in!

[T*]

Well done Thomas.

I will ring your neck if you call me that again

[Glenn.]

I will ring your neck if you call me that again

ok Thomas :hehe:

[jackc1806]

I will ring your neck if you call me that again

Wring*

[Shaun]

The results from the Luxembourg Jury

Netherlands - 18 - the song may not have been the most beautiful but the video, editing and humour of it all was stunning and it may be my favourite entry of all time
Estonia - 17 - WILL GREG EVER WIN TIBB EUROVISION? PROBABLY NOT BUT THIS IS A GOOD SHOT
Finland - 16 - i do love a good brittany murphy reference
Germany - 15 - actually made me "not mind" applause
Ireland - 14 - made me burst out laughing every time i read it, i didn't give it a podium placing because i think you need to calm down it's just a potato
Israel - 13 - clever lyrics, obscure song choice, nice jew references
Luxembourg - 12 - i am NOT PUTTING MYSELF IN THE LOWER HALF AFTER RECORDING THAT
Spain - 11 - pugs
Liechtenstein - 10 - i was exhausted by the time this was posted and it made me giggle
Moldova - 9 - it was quite emotional i thought
Russia - 8 - not your best dean tbh but who doesn't love a bit of kylie?
Sweden - 7 - unfortunate to be up against another Applause song really but I hope every year has a Tina Malone reference from now on
Austria - 6 - it was a total change of pace and it was nice
Poland - 5 - very very impressive for such a quickly put-together entry
UK - 4 - this was the soul one wasn't it? it was nice
Azerbaijan - 3 - again, up against another Halo it struggled to stand out unfortunately :(
Kosovo - 2 - I have absolutely no idea what this was all about kate :laugh: but thankfully everyone else has been much kinder on voting you
Denmark - 1 - karl

[T*]

ok Thomas :hehe:

you die now

[T*]

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO give REASONS?@!

[T*]

See, I hate myself

[Conzors]

Good luck everyone! This has been so fun x

[Shaun]

no tom :p they're just mine LOL

[jackc1806]

Azerbaijan flopping :laugh:

[Glenn.]

Theres nothing worse than a country that rambles on when all we want is the points thomas. No we don't give reasons. I thought you were a eurovision fanatic :bored:

[Drew.]

A nice solid mid table placing

[jackc1806]

Could we vote for ourselves?

[Jake.]

The fact that I've got you to kind-of like Applause means that I've met my goal :lovedup:

But no thanks for that, great placing :love:

[Jay.]

aw thank you shaun ;D

[T*]

Theres nothing worse than a country that rambles on when all we want is the points thomas. No we don't give reasons. I thought you were a eurovision fanatic :bored:

TIME TO SHAVE, GLENN. TlME TO SHAVE.

[jackc1806]

Tom is your avi a gameboy?

[Glenn.]

Thanks for placing me so high Shaun. I'm touched :love:

[Shaun]

But those're just my scores... the overall judges' standings couldn't be any more different :pipe: here's how everyone stands at the moment (before I add on the public's scores)...

[Ramsay]

1 pt :amazed:

[T*]

Tom is your avi a gameboy?

No, It's BMO off adventure time, who is like a gameboy.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc06caY0ly1r9oanwo1_500.gif

[Jack.]

I'm happy with 4 :)

[Jake.]

Not here for these x-factor style long pauses between results

[Shaun]

Judges' standings
1ST - IRELAND
2ND - GERMANY
JOINT 3RD - NETHERLANDS & LUXEMBOURG
5TH - ESTONIA
6TH - ISRAEL
7TH - FINLAND
8TH - RUSSIA
9TH - SPAIN
10TH - AZERBAIJAN
11TH - SWEDEN
12TH - LIECHTENSTEIN
13TH - MOLDOVA
14TH - KOSOVO
15TH - AUSTRIA
16TH - UNITED KINGDOM
17TH - POLAND
18TH - DENMARK :(

[jackc1806]

Tenth I'll take that :dazzler:

[T*]

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2951150.ece/alternates/s615b/Tina-Malone-with-her-new-born-daughter.jpg
Thanks for 7 points and 11th place babeees

[Glenn.]

13th :love:

[Jake.]

Ah wow.. I know that it'll all change now but thanks very much judges, touched :lovedup:

[Drew.]

Boooo

[Ramsay]

12 points to Denmark i hear? http://image.xyface.com/thumbnail/120x168/d/artist-derek-gibbons/derek-gibbons-33575.jpg

[Jay.]

how karl's entry didn't get better than mine I will never know ;O

[Shaun]

gasp... we've had some last-minute votes from uganda that didn't include the current winner...

[Ramsay]

how karl's entry didn't get better than mine I will never know ;O

I literally wrote like 8 lines and googled captain denmark, i think it's easy to see why:joker:

[T*]

I'm listening to some basement Jaxx :love:

[Jay.]

I literally wrote like 8 lines and googled captain denmark, i think it's easy to see why:joker:

hahahaha still better than mine, mine made no sense :joker:

[Jack.]

16th :umm2:

[Shaun]

OK... I'll now announce each act's final scores from last to first... good luck everyone, and remember, it's only eurovision... x

[Drew.]

I'm listening to some basement Jaxx :love:

Just 1 Kiss >>>

[T*]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqDHXiWXY2ORLfE0LSxeJ2frQwQBZOh mu1IeSsNR18U99cA3TBww

[Jake.]

Good luck everyone :love:

[T*]

Just 1 Kiss >>>

Red Alert :love:

[Tom4784]

OK... I'll now announce each act's final scores from last to first... good luck everyone, and remember, it's only eurovision... x

Every country that places higher than Glorious Russia shall be razed to the ground by drones.

[T*]

Watch me come last now

[Ramsay]

#i believe in miracles#

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/9170/captaincanada0el.jpg